The Weak Captain in Pirates

In the laboratory of the Naval Scientific Forces of the world-famous Captain Happy, the Cyborg "Shichibukai" Tyrant Bear, who was almost smashed into scrap metal, was lying on an operating table covered with precision mechanical instruments.

Many weapons experts nearby were arguing fiercely to fight for the opportunity to install their own invented weapons on his broken arm. They were so angry that they even started to fight.

What about the cool large-caliber cannon with special effects lighting, the luxurious mechanical flying fist made of gold, the fragrant iron-cutting sword, and the large nail rake integrated with devil fruit? Finally, with the support of Dr. Bergabank, he decided to adopt It combines watermelon knife, rat poison, sulfuric acid, bicycle chain, insecticide and other dozens of deadly weapons that can be used independently to create the ultimate murder weapon "Three Thousand Kills for You", which can be modified into the bear's new arm.

The bear looked at the thing tied into a ball with a bunch of straw: "I object"

"Hello everyone, I am Arthur. I am the crew member of Captain Happy, the fat boy who accidentally got into the belly of a Neptune creature and survived. Please give me some advice."

After safely helping the "Golden Merry" avoid disaster, Arthur jumped onto the deck riding the waves. He bowed politely to the Straw Hats and said hello. He reached out from his crotch and took out a few sharp teeth to bite. The ringing piranha was handed out as a meeting gift.

Happy shook his head speechlessly, opened his hands to the shocked Straw Hats, and said helplessly: "Yes, he is my little brother."

Luffy murmured, "You can easily block a train like that, you're so strong." Then his eyes lit up, and he excitedly took the "delicious ingredients" to stir-fry the Sanchi, when he was accidentally killed by a ferocious piranha. He bit his finger with his sharp teeth and couldn't shake it off no matter how hard he tried. He screamed in pain.

Seeing the green algae head reluctantly pulling out his knife to help, Arthur quickly reminded enthusiastically that if it is bitten by this kind of mysophobic fish, even if you put a kitchen knife on its neck, it will not let go, so it can only fight with it. It says, you haven't showered in several days.

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, the piranha widened his eyes in horror and immediately let go of his mouth, vomiting, feeling nauseous.

"Where's Dumbledore? I remember you struggled to lift me up before. How could you have so much strength to block the sea train just now?" Happy crossed his arms and stared at Arthur unhappily.

"Dumbledore said that Captain, you have a lot of experience in being eaten. After you asked me to come to you for nothing, he took a merchant ship and returned to the Chambord Islands."

Happy has a head full of black lines, what does it mean to be experienced?

"Isn't this in the sea?" Arthur scratched his head and called to the big octopus who was following the "Golden Meri". He took out a large box of diet pills from its tentacles full of shopping bags and stuffed it into Happy's arms. "As long as I'm in the ocean, I have a steady stream of power, but if I leave the ocean, I'll be as powerless as a fish out of water. Give me a gift."

Happy saw the weight-loss drug that he used to take as food but had no effect. He became very angry. After putting this annoying thing away, he thought of something. His eyes lit up and he felt indescribable excitement. He actually felt like turning over and singing as a slave. pleasure.

He instantly entered muscle mode, showed a bright smile to Arthur, shook his head happily and said: "Ha, good, that is to say, you are a weak scum once you leave the sea."

Seeing Arthur nodding in confusion, Happy was very happy.

"Wow, kaka, I've wanted to beat you up for a long time, and now I finally have the chance. Let's settle the old and new grudges about my hatred for you and see if I don't beat you into a pig's head."

Faced with this fake muscular man who looked bitter and hateful, baring his teeth and claws at him, Arthur sighed helplessly, lowered his head and took out a huge shell from his crotch to use as a shield to block Happy's "unrecognizable punch".

Happy, who was in pain as if he were struck by an iron plate, covered his hands and screamed. Angrily, he snatched the huge shell from Arthur's hand and threw it on the deck. After jumping up and crushing it, he couldn't help but pointed at him and yelled: "What are you doing?" The crotch of another dimension? How many ghosts are hidden in there?"

"Take them all out for me. Don't blame me for being ruthless. I'll smash them all for you. Sanji, prepare the boiler. We'll have a seafood chowder later."

After saying the cruel words, Happy glared at Arthur, rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward to beat him.

As a result, when he beat the little cuttlefish Arthur pulled out from his crotch, ink was sprayed on his face; when he blocked many small crabs thrown at him as hidden weapons, he got entangled, and the soft fat on his body was twisted by those small pliers. The pain was excruciating; when he saw Arthur pulling out two thick-armed sea snakes with tongues hanging out, fangs dripping venom, and evil eyes.

Happy was so frightened that he peed his pants on the spot, and quickly stretched out his hand to signal Arthur to calm down. "Stop, this thing is too dangerous to fight. Release those two sea snakes into the sea or stuff them back. Be good and listen to me."

Arthur nodded seriously, then silently took out two big sea urchins full of sharp spikes, raised them up, and hit them hard, cruelly.

The corners of his mouth twitched, and Hapi Na was on the verge of crying, decisively giving in.

In the small dining room of the "Golden Meri", Happy pushed his fat belly and twisted his waist, and turned around shamelessly. A certain curly eyebrow came to show his courtesy, and he pulled out the chairs for Nami and Robin in a very gentlemanly manner. And pour them a glass of wine

Just when I was about to say a few words, I saw a large pot full of seafood chowder being brought to the table. I gulped down the aroma and immediately jumped on it with hunger and thirst, and fell into eating and drinking.

While biting the delicious octopus tentacles, Happy suddenly shuddered for no reason and felt a strong hostility coming towards him.

Luffy and Happy devoured the food quickly at the same time, and after a moment of looking at each other with hostility like "What are you looking at?" and "What are you looking at?", Luffy felt unhappy and speeded up his swallowing of food like a hungry wolf, as if he wanted to Better than Happy in this aspect.

Happy immediately smiled disdainfully.He has no other skills, but he is absolutely confident about eating. He has never accomplished anything in life, so he just practices this skill.He proudly patted his plump belly and silently expressed to Luffy, who was provoking his dignity, "Did you see it? Just the fatness and belly capacity that are full of fat and can rippling like waves are enough to kill me instantly." You six-pack scumbag

Everyone couldn't help but rolled their eyes in silence, muttering in a low voice: "What's so arrogant about this?"

Immediately, his eyes flickered, and he remained silent in a tacit understanding, watching the "big stomach king duel" between these two guys who met each other and faced each other.

The protracted battle was extremely tense and brutal, with empty plates piled up as high as a hill. When Luffy's belly swelled to a huge size, he tried his best to hold back the urge to feel nauseated, and even after he collapsed while stroking his swollen belly with his hands, Happy continued to chew on it. Finished half a crab

"This is impossible, Luffy actually lost" Nami and Robin looked shocked.

Zoro, who was still drinking heavily, was so surprised that he spilled all the wine and didn't even react. Liebu and Chopper's faces were stiff, as if the sky had fallen.

Arthur looked calm. He was thick-skinned and could eat, but he couldn't lose weight. That was Captain Happy's label.

"Hmph, you guys are too immoral."

With a sneer, Happy, who had won the victory, resisted vomiting. He sat excitedly on the chair that creaked and screamed in agony under the sympathetic eyes of everyone. He raised his fists high, looked around and beat his chest. He yelled with pride: "Who else?"

Happy used his absolute strength to prove that there is a difference between a foodie and a loser after all.