The Weak Captain in Pirates

Come on, Captain Happy's small theater's gravel beat his strong chest loudly, and he said confidently: "Captain, according to my personal case study, as long as you are kicked off a cliff like me, the volcano If you were thrown into the crater of a volcano during an eruption, thrown into the depths of the ocean in the cold winter when dripping water turned into ice, bathed in poisonous pool water, and been slashed with knives and roasted by fire, if you can still survive, you have a great chance of becoming stronger."

Happy nodded and smiled after hearing this. "Then what do you think of my Hapi's latest research that summarizes countless examples: As long as you give me all the money you have and use the method of breaking wealth to avoid disasters, you will have a high chance of seeing the sun tomorrow. "

Ruishi was stunned for a while, with a naive expression. After clearing his thoughts and studying for a while, he said in a loud voice: "Captain, you have gone too far. You are clearly robbing me."

"Then you, this unruly man, are clearly harming people's lives, so that's not too much." Happy jumped to his feet angrily, and the fat on his body was shaking violently.

Arthur's kingly majesty was very different from his usual pot-bellied and unreliable appearance. Knowing that he was protecting his own face, Happy muttered: "So handsome."

"You're handsome, keep praising him." Arthur wiped his hair back with both hands, and the smile on his face could only be described as wanton.

Happy wanted to slap himself in the face, his brain just went crazy

"Damn it, I am a man who wants to dominate the world, how can I surrender here?"

After taking a breath, Kidd stood up unsteadily, as if he was about to fall down at any moment. Kidd, who had ambitions and dreams in his heart, felt humiliated by his fearful performance just now. He bit the corner of his mouth to bleed, and used the pain to dispel the fear in his heart. He roared very hard.

The open hands emitted purple electric sparks, attracting a wide range of metal objects to form giant arms.

"Oh, it seems you are very courageous. Then call me. I won't blink an eyelid." Hearing this, Arthur shrugged and his tone was relaxed.

"You're doing this again to trouble me, can you please stop cowering behind me like a quail and saying this?" Happy looked at the unscrupulous man with horror on his face as he used himself as a shield, hiding behind him, and said calmly and with integrity. The words Arthur was about to collapse and go crazy.

"My momentum can't scare him. I'm pretending something happened. Now he's so fierce and wants to hit me. Why don't I hide? Do you think this is true?" As he said these heartfelt words, Arthur's beard shook. Take a few steps back, shake your head and push Happy with your palms, signaling you to push first

Judging from the expression on this guy's face, he seemed to be a little scared. Happy's eyes were weak and he grabbed this guy and pushed him forward. "A great man, where did your momentum go? Don't be afraid. You are the King of the Sea."

"You are still the captain, you have to protect the crew from wind and rain."

"Boy, look at my figure. If you ask me to protect you from the wind and rain, aren't you afraid of being crushed to death?"

Arthur stubbornly put down his sonorous and powerful words. "A manly man who says he is hiding will never go out for fear of being beaten."

When the two guys pushed each other, the giant arm, controlled by Kidd, clenched its fist and slammed it down at Arthur. It collided with the thrown hammer that flashed with lightning, and then made a harsh metal squeezing sound. , fell apart in an instant.

"Captain, Mr. Miles just called you and asked you to call him back when you have time." Secretary Janifa, holding the phone in her hand, saw the encounter and ran out excitedly from the corner, shouting, "How dare you The guys who "insulted our dearest fat and ugly spherical captain, it is an unforgivable crime" surrounded and beat them severely. The two miserable-looking "boys" were dragged behind them, leaving marks caused by their long bodies rubbing against the ground. Go out and say with a professional smile.

Known for his excellent mind and meticulous work, Miles, Olivia's chief lieutenant and think tank, who had been entrusted with important tasks by himself, could only come to him because of one thing.

Cover your face, complaining about the extremely weird Aquaman who can't swim, is bullied by the sea, and yells "Oh my God, besides making fun of me and embarrassing me, what else can you do?" When the call came, the bug called Miles back. After waiting for the answer, he calmed down and said, "Miles, good news."

"Yes, the captain's agent in the underground dark world, "joker" Doflamingo stopped by Marie Joa to attend the "Shichibukai" meeting. He was in the Shampoo Islands at this time. He said he could sell it for 5 million beli. The price of our three Devil Fruits can still be negotiated, but the condition is that he hopes to trade with you, Captain, in person, saying that he wants to meet the famous Captain Happy."

Habok's legs have always been a big thing that Happy can't let go of. He asked Miles, who is thoughtful and able to see problems from multiple angles, to help find Devil Fruits. Now that news has finally come, Happy can't help but be excited. Pump your fist. "No problem, just ask that turkey to come over, I'll wait"

Happy had his wallet stuffed with a large stack of Baileys, and the restaurant owner, who was so full that he was about to vomit, didn't care about the complaints of other customers. He picked up the pan that fell on the floor and pretended to be a red wolf, waving them all away. Outside, the restaurant quickly became empty.This is not because Happy wants to clear the place, but because he is afraid that he will not be able to hold back when the deal is being negotiated later and wants to turn against him, kill people and steal goods, which would be bad for innocent people.

Happy's eyes quickly scanned the row of people who looked like punished elementary school students. He looked left and right. If he didn't find the guy who was taking advantage of him, he simply raised his leg and kicked Mastangu's calf hard. "You actually plotted to ruin my date and turned against you."

"Hiss~ How did you know you were the mastermind?" Mastangu gasped in pain and wanted to make a few quibbles. His face was particularly aggrieved. He noticed that Happy was looking at him teasingly. He squinted his eyes thoughtfully and suddenly looked around.

This group of unloyal guys all sold him out and pointed their fingers at him, trying to let him bear all the troubles by himself.

Get rid of all the things that are easy to make mistakes at first glance and are embarrassing.Happy left Yasuo and Ruishi, two strong men, wearing suits and ties, wearing sunglasses and standing behind their hands like bodyguards. Janifa and Stussi sat elegantly on the left and right sides. , making Happy’s boss style immediately rise.

Miles, who has brown skin and red eyes and a straight spine, stood next to Happy. Happy was struggling with a silver square box, breaking it hard, and his face turned red. "How do I open this thing?"

Wearing a pink feathered coat and exuding a dangerous aura, the imageless Doflamingo sat on the dining table with his legs crossed and looked at Happy. The look in his eyes was obscured by his pink sunglasses.

But it's not hard to guess that the look must be contemptuous.

"Pull the bezel up"

"Hey, you are really different from what I imagined, Captain Happy." This is an idiot. After the identification, Doflamingo put his hand on his forehead and chuckled, picking up the red wine goblet. Shake it, salute Happy, and drink it.The texture and taste of this red wine were as rubbish as water, so I drank it while resisting the protests of my taste buds.

Happy deliberately picked up the red wine and took a sip. He nodded and praised: "Well, this smell of sea water is indeed the best among red wines, giving people the best enjoyment and aftertaste."

This guy's words and expressions really fooled Doflamingo, making him think inwardly that this guy was as mellow as if he had grown up on "pig fat". He must be very good at eating, drinking and having fun. Could it be that this guy was so mellow? This thing is really the best among red wines, you can’t taste it yourself

He nodded seriously to Happy and tasted the so-called "top-quality red wine" again. It was really hard to swallow, but he pretended to enjoy it on his face.

Then I saw Happy and the others holding back their internal injuries, their faces starting to turn red, and they were almost laughing to death in their hearts. How could Doflamingo not know that he was being fooled? Veins on his head were bulging, and he almost cursed He spoke out, suppressed his anger, and said with a cold snort: "You are really a nasty and annoying guy."

"Also, I really didn't expect you to hook up with the Queen of Happy Street, Stussy."

Happy reached out and hugged Stussy's voluptuous figure, feeling proud. "Don't boo me because I'm handsome. That's okay."

Under the disdainful gazes of many "shameless" people, Happy took out a check worth 3 million beli and covered it in front of his big round face. What he immediately got was a thumbs up, "handsome."

Happy took out the devil fruits from the box and placed them on the table, pretending to inspect them while Doflamingo helped explain.

For example, the fruit he is holding now has the look of a rat with sinister features and is covered with strange patterns. Doflamingo told him: "This is an animal-type rat fruit. In the form of a white mouse, it can give people extremely powerful abilities." Strong vitality and resilience.”

Happy nodded, vitality and resilience, giving Habok these things might make him feel better.Thinking that he was known as the "Captain Happy, who shocked rats, cockroaches, and some spiders and termites," Habok felt inexplicably happy when he saw his weak feet in the future.

Pretending to be disgusted, Happy said with a firm tone: "It just turned into a mouse, not a group of mice. Even if it is used as emergency food in extraordinary times, it is not enough to fill the teeth. It is of no use."

"Let's do this. This useless fruit is considered a gift. I will buy you 3 Devil Fruits for 2 million Baileys." When he said this, Happy tilted his chubby face and said, "You have made a lot of money." His eyes were particularly lewd.

Happy handed the check for 3 million Baileys to Doflamingo.The latter took a look at the amount and saw thin lines reflecting the light around his body. He raised his hand and slapped it hard on the table. "Hey, I said we can talk about the price, but I don't want you to chop it with a knife. Captain Happy, if you don't want to talk sincerely,"

Happy said seriously: "Don't be impulsive and rush to flip the table, Dover, when negotiating the price, the most important thing is to pay attention to elegance without losing grace, so that you can show your magnanimity, magnanimity and magnanimity."

"How about we stop talking now and wait until you and my two younger brothers calm down after a fight? Do you think it's okay?"

After saying this, he saw that Yasuo and Ruishi were still standing there. Happy was angry and kicked each of them, causing the two guys who had reacted to show their domineering power.

This was simply a threat. Doflamingo's eyelids jumped and he almost cursed his mother.Gritting his teeth, he said word by word: "Hey, Captain Happy, are you going too far?"

"Did I go too far? I didn't. I was openly showing off my strength to trick you." Happy smiled.

"Hey, hey, don't be dissatisfied, turkey. When you have men as strong as me and dare to shout, "I have the final say whether the sea is in chaos or not," you will be more arrogant, crazier, and excessive than me. "