The Weak Captain in Pirates

Come on, Captain Happy looked up at the bright starry sky in Captain Happy's Little Theater, sighing at the vastness of the universe and the insignificance of human beings. Watching the bright meteors slide down, he suddenly felt deeply.

No matter how bright the stars are, they will fade away and fade away. Therefore, we must bloom the most beautiful and bright starlight in a limited time, so that we can illuminate the way forward in the dark night for those who look up to us. , wrong, who the hell took away my tent?

Dark clouds rolled rapidly across the sky, and rumbles of thunder continued to explode deep in the thick clouds.

Facing that arrogant person who said, "If you tolerate it for a moment, he will become even crazier and more aggressive; if you take a step back, he will push you even further." He was so arrogant that he just had to write "Are you awesome?" on his face. As a big boss, Doflamingo had never been so angry before, but he was threatened and couldn't be beaten. Doflamingo was silent for a while, with a look of constipation on his face, and had to swallow this breath. His sunglasses reflected the indifference that was thousands of miles away. , took the check and walked away.

Doflamingo, who had crazy ambitions to destroy the world, was still thinking about it in his mind. After witnessing this fat ball's inconsistent character, he decided that Dahai would think of this if he continued to struggle, and he felt much better.

When Happy watched Doflamingo let out a weird laugh and walked away with a proud and arrogant pace, a thought came to his mind: He must not miss the opportunity to beat such a guy who deserves a beating.

So there were many younger brothers who were very good at hitting. The willful Hapi thought that this guy was being disrespectful to him by walking with his left foot first, so he invited Gravel to go up and beat him.

Doflamingo was extremely twisted and angry in his heart. Countless silver-white satin-like threads exploded out of his body one after another, and they were flying madly forward, pulling him forward. When he flew forward, he saw A huge wall rises from the ground at the end in front, filled with relief patterns of strong men showing off their muscles.

"No"

He stood there with a gloomy face, looking at Armstrong with his shirt taken off in front of him, his head polished and reflective, even a little dazzling in the sun, and behind him was the monster that was approaching in the storm.

Turning around stiffly, Doflamingo gritted his teeth. The dense threads as thick as his wrist were intertwined and woven into a huge web, like a white death trap left by a giant spider.

"Hey, do you need to do this? You really think I don't dare to hit me and I'm even afraid of getting angry."

He was going crazy. After taking deep breaths to suppress an angry roar, Doflamingo's body flew out with a "bang" and hit the giant wall. There was a loud explosion, rocks flying everywhere, and dust filling the air.

Every thread can accurately capture the opponent's movements for me. Coupled with the domineering power of sight and sound, I have clearly felt it, but I can't avoid the speed. It is indeed a monster that fights with that madman Kaido.

With a groan, Doflamingo was about to move the threads inside his body and start to suture the wound, but his ribs were broken and every breath he took felt like being pricked by needles, which already caused him great pain.

The violent and surging wind blew the surroundings into pieces, like a storm ax in the eye of a hurricane. The broken stones were casually carried on the broad and strong shoulders, showing a helpless expression: "This is not my intention, but I just want to beat you up." "Dun" means the captain, so"

Open your eyes and tell lies. That fat ball just wants you to beat me up. There is no such thing as "poison" at all.

Doflamingo, who was roaring in his heart, furious, and having smoke in his orifices, waited for the dust to slowly settle. The knife-sharp silk thread hanging from his fingertips flickered with cold light and drew in the air. The giant wall fell apart as if it was being kneaded by big hands.Countless twisted threads were intertwined and woven to build the skeleton, and wrapped around the flesh and blood. Doflamingo stood on the ground with dozens of joking yet heart-wrenching smiles, his face covered in blood.

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I can't beat you, but I have a lot of means, the shadow riding string puppet clone. As long as you attack wrongly, the moment your back is turned to me, I can pierce your heart with one blow."

In the sound of the wind, Doflamingo's voice was as cold as piercing his body. Then he was kicked away by a gravel kick that relied on the warrior's instinct. He chased after him and carried out inhumane attacks like a gangster. He was punched and kicked until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

The gravel was being beaten happily, and the fist he swung down was suddenly held by a tall and scary blind man wearing a purple kimono, with cross scars on his forehead and a blind stick in his hand.

"Although I don't like the "Shichibukai" which is so rotten that I can't bear to look directly at it, but at the moment the naval headquarters is very busy with the matter of "Whitebeard", the "Blackbeard" and "joker" of the allies are coming one after another. If they all suffer serious losses, things will become difficult.”

"Can you please give this blind man, who cannot see, some face? That's the end of it."

"Uncle Blind, you look familiar. I can't see you, so please don't run around. You'll fall to death." He opened the held hand, Ruishi touched the back of his head, and said with a silly smile.

On the other side, Happy saw many Pele, many, many Pele.

There were two cute lucky cat statues at the door. In the splendid and luxuriously decorated casino, the heavy iron door of the safe room was opened. Happy looked inside with a big belly, and saw Bailey's banknotes of various denominations. They are stacked together like a stack of houses.

Happy's face was extremely excited. He went in and picked up a stack of Baileys. He rubbed his fingers back and forth on it, as if caressing his lover. His eyes were too gentle. He must have been touched here and there by this fat evil pig's trotters, and a lot of oil was wiped off. Stussy is going to be jealous.

Smiling stupidly, he muttered the words "It's all mine, it's all mine".Happy, who believes in "You may not lose money, but I must make money with blood", has long secretly acquired all the casinos on the Chambord Islands and became the boss behind them. This is a trick against the "casino philanthropist" Hashirama.

Wow, wow, you thought it was Captain Happy’s “wife book” and the pirate group’s public funds that were lost. In fact, they all ended up in Lao Na’s small treasury and were upgraded to “harem money”.

Happy, who spends all his time plotting against his own people, thinks happily: With this money, he can touch his favorite wealth, 20 beli, and see the clearly marked price of 10 beli. It’s not too much to ask Nami to come over and become his wife, right?

Miles, who was struggling to carry three metal boxes containing devil fruits, and Yasuo, who was holding his sword and pretending to be cool, trying to regain his former aloof swordsman demeanor, said "fuck" in unison.

After humming a little tune and leaving the casino, Happy saw a lot of serious-faced guys dressed as reporters on the streets where people were laughing and joking. They were extremely sensitive to the direction of the world, and they all more or less smelled the coming storm on the sea. One after another came to the Chambord Islands, which may be the closest place to the roaring artillery fire, and waited patiently.

Sure enough, it wasn't long before the world began to become turbulent.

The World Government announced that it would publicly execute Ace, the imprisoned "Fire Fist", at the Marine Headquarters in Marineland a week later, which was a disguised declaration of war on the "World's Strongest Man" Whitebeard.

Seeing this news, Happy couldn't help but narrowed his eyes and couldn't help but murmured: "Into Unscience: Miracle Magic, Desert into Oasis is going to be broadcast soon?"