The Weak Captain in Pirates

"Some people say that the best weapon is a weapon that is never used. But I don't think so. I firmly believe that the best weapon is a weapon that is only shown once and can scare the opponent into hiding in a mouse hole and not dare to show up. it's the best"

"That's what I think, and that's what I do. Welcome to admire our brand-new pirate ship."

On the cliffs on the shore, waves hit the steep rock walls one after another, and the cold water splashed wet the soil on the shore.Stark, who looked high-spirited in a suit and stubble, stood there with his back to the sea and his arms outstretched.

The sea was dotted with sailboats, and many large cruise ships emitted large clouds of black smoke from their towering chimneys, which were quickly blown away by the sea breeze and disappeared into the sky.

The shape became ferocious and domineering, with many parts of the ship's hull covered with thick and sharp armor. The warship was like a steel fortress, and the pirate flag with the "Freedom" pirate group's logo fluttered in the wind as it sailed over the waves.

The warship suddenly sounded a piercing battle alarm, the deck opened, and numerous twin-propeller small drones equipped with various weapons took off and circled. Large-caliber main guns and machine guns rotated, aiming at the target and firing violently, along with dozens of Launching missiles carrying red flames, launching a dense barrage of death.

Cruise ships and sailboats were accurately hit one after another. Large red explosion flames rose into the sky surrounded by black smoke. The ship's hull was blown into pieces amidst the muffled sound of broken wooden boards.

At the same time, a huge magic circle suddenly appeared in the violently shaking ocean, and a huge roar echoed through the sky.On the sea surface, boom, boom, boom, huge sea pillars are constantly rising, piercing towards the sky, with huge blade-shaped dorsal fins on their backs, covered with black scales, with ferocious faces, and prehistoric monsters that are prone to shattering the earth. The long tail moved to stir up huge waves in the sea and broke out of the water.

The sound of mechanical deformation sounded at the same time, the battleship hull cracked into fine lines, and large pieces of metal armor kept moving. Under the strong visual impact that made the man's blood surge with excitement, countless extremely cool armor parts quickly fit and reorganized, transforming into possessions. The mechanical Gundam with a ferocious war machine body rushed forward to fight fiercely with the monsters. Light speed cannons, electromagnetic guns, scorching lasers, and various super weapons all fired at once.

"Oh my God, this is"

I haven't seen the big show of "War on the Top" where all the navy bosses show off their acting skills. Happy doesn't know how to describe what is happening around the shores of the Shampoo Islands or the super blockbuster "Transformers vs. Monsters".

He waved his hand casually and waited for several iron men painted in gold and red to fly out of the sunken ship, dragging flames under their feet and suspended in the air behind him. Stark shrugged coolly: "Although the ship has been greatly changed, it is still the same. The lifeline keel and the wooden structure of part of the internal structure are retained. This is just the 2.0 version of the "Fredham". It was originally planned to add a whirlpool engine strengthened by the "wind shell" obtained from the sky island, making it It has the ability to fly flexibly in the air like a fighter plane. Considering the practicality issue, it has been put on hold for the time being together with the more powerful annihilation-class weapons."

Happy's mouth twitched. "That's the word, it's a wonderful use of"

"Hey that ship"

Happy found a stone and stood on it. He stood on his tiptoes and could vaguely see the bow of the ship in the shape of a lion's head. The sails were painted with skulls wearing straw hats. It slowly docked not far from where he was. The Chambord Islands were the busiest. on the pier.

"Cha, this is Ultraman Liar. Chopper, please call me back if you hear Superman. What's going on with you?" He dressed up as Salted Egg Superman, chopped an egg in half and put it in front of his eyes, with a red rooster comb on his head. , hiding behind the mast and looking around.

Chopper, wearing a red mask, red underwear, with "s" written on the chest of his shirt, and a fluttering red cape, raised his little hooves at the bow of the ship and said: "This is Superman Chopper, there is nothing abnormal here, it's over."

Seeing these two guys holding phone bugs and conducting investigations less than a few meters away from each other, with their sharp eyes and demeanor, those who didn't know thought they were agents were acting. Nami was really speechless. "Although there are often reports of big monsters appearing in the Shampoo Islands, it doesn't matter."

"Wow monster" Liebu and Chopper saw something at the same time, their teeth chattered, they hugged one and jumped up in surprise.

The Straw Hats rushed out from the cabin, looking at the sea not far away with pale faces, carrying a terrifying momentum that shocked all things. The bloody plate opened its mouth and roared, causing the sea to churn. The monster as huge as a mountain couldn't help but give birth to a small and powerless shock. and fear in a cold sweat.

"This is too big. It's bigger than the super giant sea king. It can take the entire ship in one bite."

Hearing this, he and Starfish Papago went out to sea to purchase ingredients for the takoyaki restaurant. They were easily eaten by sea monsters. It was almost the 20th time they were eaten. The mermaid Kemei, who was accidentally rescued by the Straw Hats, looked up at the monster. The cute and cute little girl blinked her big eyes in a playful manner. "Isn't this strange? Who hasn't seen monsters several times in the Shampoo Islands during this time?"

"Well, that's common."

Looking around, there was indeed a strange scene in the pier. The Straw Hats were so stunned that their eyes were about to fall out. Starfish Papago pointed forward and said proudly: "Here, have you seen that flag? Ever since After that flag was hung over the Shampoo Islands, nothing that happened in this place could be measured by common sense. General Kizaru just slept and left, the Celestial Dragons ran away, a Yonko fell from the sky, and the Shichibukai was brutally beaten. A few monsters show up, nothing is unacceptable.”

"Alas." The Straw Hats took a quick look and saw a flying pirate flag hanging on the mangrove tree in the distance.This flag with a slanted eyeball pattern does not have the aura to overwhelm the surroundings. Instead, it has a mean and begging for beating, which makes people feel angry just looking at it.

"Isn't this pirate flag the pirate flag of Happy? Why is it hung here?" Li Bu said with wide eyes as he collapsed in fear of the monster and shivered like he had fallen into an ice cave.

He remembered that when Happy, Hashirama, and Arthur left the Capital of Seven Waters by boat, the boat was flying such a pirate flag.

"Happy yo hoo hoo~ This name sounds silly enough, do you recognize it?" Only the bones are left in the dead body, because the hair is thick and the hair is afro, the gentleman skeleton of the Straw Hats, the musician Brooke, is holding hot tea Smile a lot.

Everyone, including Papag and Kemi, nodded. "He is really stupid"

"There are many pirates coming and going here, and it is a very dangerous place. It used to be a resort for the world's nobles, the Celestial Dragons, and was guarded by a large number of navy. It is an island that is prosperous on the surface but actually dark and corrupt inside. However, after the Celestial Dragons were "freed" "After the pirates fled, this place became Captain Happy's territory. With his acquiescence, a small number of order-maintaining troops from the navy headquarters on the island began to display their ambitions of "justice". This place also became a place in a short period of time. A golden place that realizes the principle of equal coexistence and is known as the sea.”

"Although I have never been to Fish-Man Island, Captain Happy is actually very popular on Fish-Man Island because we can live here as equals."

Although he called him a fool, Papago crossed his arms and his words were filled with gratitude for a certain fat ball.The residents of Fishman Island wanted to live underground with sunshine, which was unimaginable before.

"Nami, Robin, please be my last love."

After waiting on the pier for a long time, the range of vision of the eyes was incredible, which was comparable to that of an eight-fold mirror. From a distance, I saw Nami, whose orange hair was gradually growing longer, becoming more and more charming, and Robin, who behaved generously and was pleasing to the eye in every word and action. They were seen from behind. Janifa and Stussy labeled Happy as "a fat radish with a fat heart and a fat scumbag", his little heart beat thumpingly, he ran up at a speed that was inversely proportional to his round body, and roared with a broken voice.

"I have a lot of money, and I also know that many of them have balloon fruit abilities. They are large and small, up and down, short, long, right, left, left, back, forward, and forward. I am still working hard to learn the navy. The "finger guns" and "iron blocks" in the Six Styles are even being studied in the "armed color domineering hardening" and working hard to lose weight."

Stark behind Happy covered his face and moved away from him.It's embarrassing to see such a boss in the stall.

Seeing Stark's disgusted look of "I don't know him", Dumbledore, who never drives a car and relies on riding a broomstick to get around, is really confused. Captain, is it bad to work so hard?

There was a "click", and the heart-wrenching sound of bone dislocation came. Robin kept letting his neck be twisted and rolled into a terrifying twist, but Happy, who was fine with it, smiled with a terrifying smile that made him tremble, "Sorry, history I still prefer to do my own research.”

Nami, whose eyes and pupils turned into the shape of money, but her heart turned into the shape of a knife, wanted to kill the stupid rich man, but finally held back, and sent Happy a good guy card with a regretful tone of "wrong [-] million" .

Although it was as expected, Happy was a little disappointed in his heart. He turned his neck back with a forced smile, and still enthusiastically led Nami and Robin forward. After walking more than ten steps, he thought: "Hey, where are your partners?"

On the boat, everyone started waving and greeting Happy early, and the wind was messy.