Naruto's unboxing maniac

"What should I do? That old damn Jiraiya is already a Jonin, and Tsunade has no reason to be worse than him, right? And if Tsunade discovers me, I'm afraid I will be punched by her strange power. Are they falling apart?"

Morikawa Shinichi, who was walking on the road, muttered, especially when he thought that he was blown to pieces, he couldn't help but shiver.

This fucking system, this fucking world!

"Hey! I seem to have two wooden treasure chests. Although they may not yield anything good, they are better than nothing!"

Thinking of this, Morikawa Shinichi hurriedly found a secluded place.

"System, I want to open the treasure chest."

[Ding dong!Do you want to open them all?whether】

Looking at the two choices that appeared in his sight, Morikawa Shinichi decisively clicked [Yes].

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining: Jiraiya’s ninja forehead protector. 】

[Congratulations to the host for getting: a set of ninja toys]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining: Detonating Talisman*1]

"There are three items. Except for the detonating charm, what are the other two? Jiraiya's ninja forehead protector. When I graduate from the ninja school, I will naturally have it. Who wants that old pervert? Something like that. Ninja toys are even more nonsense. I’m no longer a snotty-nosed kid. Do I need a toy for a purpose?”

Morikawa Shinichi shook his head. These are all useless things. Let's take a step at a time. It's better to go to the previous bathhouse and observe it first.

The mission only lasted three hours, and he didn't dare to delay. He hurriedly arrived at the small hole left by Jiraiya before.

But to be honest, he really didn't want to peep, because Morikawa Shinichi was not a pervert, let alone if he was really discovered, from now on, the pervert's hat would be pinned on his head.

Think about it, every time he walks on the street, and someone points at him from behind, saying that he is a pervert who has been peeping at women's bathhouses since he was five years old, no one can bear it!

The task timing in the system passed by minute by minute, and it seemed that there was less than an hour left.

Morikawa Shinichi gritted his teeth, and if you are a pervert, be a pervert!

In order to become stronger, for this life, he was no longer a virgin, he risked his life!

He walked over tremblingly, put his hands on the wooden wall, and then moved his little head towards the peeping hole.

Fortunately, the small hole Jiraiya made was not very high, otherwise he would have had to find something to cushion his feet.

puff----

There were two lines of blood stains on Morikawa Shinichi's nose, and there were only two words in his mind, exciting! !

[Ding dong!Congratulations to the host for completing Senju Tsunade's mission key. The experience has been distributed to your system warehouse, please pay attention to check it. 】

"call----"

Morikawa Shinichi hurriedly left the hole and looked around. Fortunately, no one passed by, otherwise his reputation would be ruined.

But why does the system prompt that his task is completed?He obviously didn't see Tsunade!

"Forget it! Anyway, the mission is completed, and I don't have to carry the pervert hat. I'd better think about how to enter Tsunade's room again."

After the words fell, Morikawa Shinichi was about to leave here, but his footsteps suddenly stopped because he saw a treasure box next to him.

"It's strange. It didn't exist before, so why does it appear now?"

Although I don’t know where this wooden treasure chest came from, it was delivered to my door. What if a detonating talisman was opened?You must know that ninja equipment such as detonating charms is quite expensive in the village.

"Detonating talisman, detonating talisman, detonating talisman..."

Shinichi Morikawa, who was mumbling, squatted in front of the wooden treasure box and opened it.

[Congratulations to the host for getting: small umbrella*1]

"Little umbrella? What is it? You won't really give me an umbrella, will you?" Morikawa Shinichi said strangely after hearing the system prompt.Then he simply took out the small umbrella and wanted to see what it was.

"Your uncle's system! There is such a thing in the world of Naruto? Is this your little umbrella? It's obviously a Smurf, okay!!!"

After shouting this, Morikawa Shinichi regretted it. He was still behind the wooden wall of the bathhouse!

"Ah——, there is a pervert!"

"Someone is peeping!"

"There is a small hole here, that person must be behind it!"

"Who dared to eat the heart of a bear and the guts of a leopard, and even dare to eat my Tsunade's tofu?!!"

Listening to the chaotic noise inside and the voice claiming to be Tsunade, Morikawa Shinichi was almost pissed.

It's not that he is timid, it's because this matter itself was his fault. Although he was forced by the system to do it, how many people would believe what he said?

"What to do? What to do? What to do?!"

Morikawa Shinichi was pacing back and forth, looking very anxious. It wasn't that he didn't want to run, but that he knew that no matter how fast he ran, he would never be as fast as Tsunade!

What he has to do now is to calm down and think of a solution.

Suddenly he had an idea and thought of the two things he drove out before coming here.

brush!

In Morikawa Shinichi's hand, a ninja forehead protector appeared out of thin air, as well as a complete set of ninja toys.

He first threw the ninja forehead protector aside, then he calmly picked up the ninja toy, pretending to be nonchalant, and sat on the ground to play with it.

boom! !

The wooden wall was destroyed, and a woman with a hot figure and a bath towel walked out from inside.

Morikawa Shinichi recognized her at a glance, she was Senju Tsunade.

"Big breasts are amazing!!!" Seeing the mission target appear, Morikawa Shinichi shouted out the system's request.

Although the mission was completed and the reward was given to him, that damn system, if he failed to follow the mission instructions and shouted "big breasts are amazing" and took back the reward, wouldn't he lose his wife and lose his troops?

"Um!!"

Tsunade frowned and looked at the naughty kid sitting on the ground with a ninja toy in his hand.

She didn't expect that the peeping tom was actually a little kid.

"Although you are just a child, you still dare to be so arrogant after you were caught peeping. Today I will teach you a lesson and let you lie down in the hospital for a year to reflect on your perverted behavior!"

boom!

Tsunade stamped her right foot and was in front of Morikawa Shinichi in an instant.

Morikawa Shinichi looked at the extremely powerful Tsunade and was so frightened that he almost peed. If this punch was real, he would definitely stay in the hospital for more than a year!

Your uncle's!Sure enough, you can’t believe anything a woman says! !

"wait........"

Before the words were spoken, the fist was already in front of him, and he could even clearly feel the fierce wind of the fist.

At the critical moment, Morikawa Shin subconsciously activated the hydration technique.

Snapped!

Tsunade's fist went directly through Morikawa Shinichi's chest, causing water splashes to appear.