Naruto's unboxing maniac

"what!"

After Tsunade's right arm passed through Morikawa Shinichi, she let out a sigh.

What she didn't expect was that this little kid sitting on the ground playing with ninja toys could actually know ninjutsu.In particular, she liquefied her body and avoided her fatal punch. Now she has a strong interest in this brat.

As far as she knew, there didn't seem to be any family in Konoha that had a secret technique that could liquefy the body.

"Kid, you're pretty strong! Let's see how many times you can use the secret technique that can liquefy your body!"

Tsunade stamped her right foot, and with a bang, all the surrounding land shattered, throwing up countless rubbles.

Morikawa Zhen used his feet hard and nimbly dodged among the flying rocks.

"Little sister! I'm not a voyeur! Misunderstanding, this is all a misunderstanding!"

"Stop talking nonsense, you have to pay the price for eating my mother's tofu. Although you are just a little kid, there is nothing wrong with learning at a young age. Learn from that perverted Jiraiya. For the sake of the women in the village, let me Purify you!”

Your uncle's!

Morikawa Shinichi had just liquefied and avoided Tsunade's strange power punch, and the chakra in his body was partially liquefied with just one use.Now another punch would really kill him.

boom!puff!

Tsunade hit Morikawa Shinichi's head with a punch, sending water splashing all over the sky.

"It's you who's waiting!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she stretched out her left arm and hugged Morikawa Shinichi's body. Then she exerted force on her waist and was about to throw him from behind.If she had used this trick, the five-year-old Morikawa Shinichi would definitely have to stay in the hospital for more than a year.

At this critical moment, Morikawa Shin shouted: "You big-breasted and brainless woman, didn't you see the forehead protector on the ground behind you? Its owner is a peeping tom, and I am just an innocent passerby!"

"Um?!"

Tsunade stopped her strength instantly and turned her head to look back. Sure enough, there was a ninja protecting her forehead, lying alone on the ground.

pat!

Letting go of the sweaty Morikawa Shinichi, Tsunade walked over and picked up the forehead protector on the ground.

"Good..., so dangerous..."

Morikawa Shinichi sat on the ground, breathing heavily. The chakra in his body had bottomed out after using the hydration technique twice.Tsunade's backward throw just now really scared him half to death.

Tsunade, who was holding a ninja forehead protector, saw two rays of red light in her eyes after seeing the number engraved inside, and then she gritted her teeth and said: "Jiraiya, you bastard, you not only peeped, but also Let a kid give you a bag."

"Ayawn——, which beauty is thinking of me?"

Jiraiya didn't know it yet, but a big black pot had been placed on his back. After the guy sneezed, his eyes glowed green and he continued to look through the magazine.

[Ding dong!Key mission: Let Jiraiya take the blame once and the mission is completed.Mission reward: The key to Jiraiya’s treasure chest has been issued to the system space. 】

"Phew——, I don't have to be struck by lightning anymore. Now I only have the last wish mission of the Second Hokage Senju Tobirama."

Hearing the system prompt, Morikawa Shinichi murmured happily, but before he could get up, he found that he was covered by a dark cloud.He looked up hurriedly, only to find it was Tsunade. She had her hands on her hips, looking down at him.

"Kid, you just said that I have big breasts and no brains, right?"

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Morikawa Shinichi swallowed and nodded mechanically. Then he shook his head quickly, firmly refusing to acknowledge what he just said.

"Miss..."

Boom!

Tsunade didn't give him a chance to explain at all. After he said the word "little sister," she punched him on the head and yelled: "Do you think I'm deaf? You actually called me breasts." You are so stupid, believe it or not, I will tear you apart!"

After receiving a punch from Tsunade, Morikawa Shinichi's vision went dark and he fainted immediately.

boom!

Looking at Morikawa Shinichi who suddenly fell upright, Tsunade was stunned. She clearly didn't use a strange punch with this punch. Why was this kid knocked unconscious by her?

She didn't even think about how a five-year-old child with depleted chakra and a thin body could withstand the taijutsu of an elite Jonin like her? !

"It's really troublesome."

Tsunade muttered, then she picked up Morikawa Shinichi who fell on the ground and walked towards her home.

After all, she had wronged the kid and knocked him unconscious indiscriminately.She really couldn't bear it if Morikawa Shinichi was left here.

In fact, if Tsunade thinks about it carefully, she will find that there is something wrong with Shinichi Morikawa. Why would a child who has mastered secret arts play with ninja toys?Especially the place where he played was behind the women's bathhouse.

However, based on her knowledge of Jiraiya, she concluded that it was definitely Jiraiya who did it after seeing the number 2301 behind the ninja forehead protector.

This can also be regarded as Jiraiya. If you do any unrighteousness, you will surely die.

After a while, Tsunade carried Morikawa Shinichi and returned home.

When she opened the paper window in her room, Senju Nezuki suddenly appeared and shouted: "Happy birthday! Hey! Isn't this Morikawa-kun? Sister, do you know him too? But why does Morikawa-kun look like he's in a coma? What’s up?”

As an elite Jonin, Tsunade already knew that there was someone in her room.There was no sense of surprise, but when his younger brother, Senju Naoki, said the name of the kid on her shoulder, she was stunned.

"You know him?"

"Of course we know each other. It's Morikawa-kun who helped me carry it back today and gave it to you as a potted plant for your birthday. He's a good man."

Morikawa Shinichi, who was in a coma, had no idea that the first time he was given a good guy card was by a little boy.

Hearing Senju Nawaki's answer, Tsunade felt even more guilty for Morikawa Shinichi.Unexpectedly, this little guy is actually a helpful guy.

"Sister, you haven't told me yet why you brought Morikawa-kun back."

"This..., this..., he..., he is me..., I picked him up on the roadside. Sister, I saw that he was unconscious, so I brought him back. ."

call--

After finding a reason, Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's right, but it just so happens that Morikawa-kun helped me today and it's your birthday. Let him stay here tonight and let's treat him to dinner!"

"Okay..., okay."

I don't know how long it took, but Morikawa Shinichi woke up. He covered his head and said in a daze: "It's really cruel. You can do such a heavy hand to a kid like me. You have such a big chest..." ..”

He couldn't say the next words, because he saw Tsunade sitting aside, staring at him with a fierce light in her eyes!