no one knows elves better than me
Chapter 53 This is a small step for the Umbrella Electric Lizard, but a giant step for the entire el
"You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be evidence in court!"
A unique lawsuit has come to federal court.
It's not a big deal for people to sue people. They have never seen such a tortuous case!It can be said that only you can’t think of it, but they can’t do it!They have seen many cases of all kinds.
But today's case is really the first time in my life.
The elf sued the trainer!
Not one, but a group!
The defendant's trainer is also great, Yang Guang, the dean of Sunshine Academy, one of the hundreds of academies under the alliance.
The cause of action is simple: labor dispute.Yang Guang asked the elf to work for him for free.
This is a normal thing for trainers. Isn't that why many people become trainers?
Money, persuasion, and...
In short, this event attracted a lot of attention, and even Alliance No. 1, the Elf Kuailong under the Dragon King, attended in person.
Kuailong: I must protect the rights of our elves!
In addition to Kuailong, some powerful elves came to the scene.For example, Tyrannosaurus, Biting Land Shark and other famous existences in the elven world.
Umbrella Electric Lizard, don’t worry, we will definitely help you seek justice!
This is a small step for you, but a giant step for the elves!From now on, the elves will no longer be oppressed!
"It's ugly, it's too ugly!"
"What a shame! Lao Yang is so embarrassed this time!"
"This guy just wanted to get rid of his skin this week, but how many people did he drag into the water?"
Elves are simple-minded and have no intuitive concept of money. As long as they have good food and housing, that's all.
Which trainer sitting here dares to say that he has not squeezed the elves?
It's just a matter of dividing it into different parts, depending on how much of the [-]% is given to the elves.
But what Yang Guang did surprised them.
This old boy actually has nothing to lose?All greedy?
Good guy, we old capitals are all ashamed of ourselves!
Electric elves have always played an important role. No matter what era it is, human development is inseparable from electricity.
It’s just that with the advent of elves, humans have achieved pollution-free power generation.
The cost of using elves to generate electricity is low and the power is sufficient. Electric elves have always been very popular.
The power generated by these fifty electric lizards is not much compared to that of a large nuclear power plant. The money that Sunshine College has made in the past ten years is definitely not small.
Although the energy cubes for elves to eat are expensive, compared to the money they earn from generating electricity, it is really...a drop in the bucket.
"Ahem~ Defendant Yang Guang, do you have anything to say?"
Zhang Wei has submitted the information.The dense research data above is accompanied by proofs from various scholars.
The main purpose is to calculate the average power generation of an electric lizard, the minimum power generation in a year, and the electricity price in the past ten years.
After various complex data planning and formula calculations, we finally came up with a slippery figure.This is the "arrears" that the Umbrella Electric Lizards want to recover.
"I……"
roar~
Suddenly, there was a wild roar on the elf table, but the high-ranking elves all had red eyes, looking like they were about to rush up and fight Yang Guang.
"I have imagined countless times how miserable our people will be, but I never thought it would be so miserable!"
Elves have no concept of money, but it doesn't matter, elves still have a very clear concept of food.
At the end, Zhang Wei deliberately added this sentence
"If we calculate based on the current price of energy cubes announced by the Trainers Association, even if the Umbrella Electric Lizards have five (full) meals a day, morning, noon, afternoon, tea and supper, then the energy cubes that can be purchased with this money are enough for them to eat. Last...20 years!
However, in fact, they can only eat one energy cube a day at Sunshine Academy!The rest are replaced with cheap food that tastes good but has no nutrition and isn’t worth much! "
The elves were so angry that if the trainer hadn't pulled them away, Yang Guang would have been attacked by a group of people.
"Wait a minute, Old Long, you didn't trick me, did you?"
"Aha~ How could it be possible? We have been in a relationship for so many years! You think so!"
"Really?"
"Of course! You see, the appetites of elves and elves cannot be generalized. How much do you eat in a meal, how much does an electric lizard eat in a meal! They generate electricity and make money, and I didn't ask you to do anything, right?"
"It seems so!"
It was difficult for the trainers to appease their elves.
"What a risk! Fortunately, they don't know what a celebrity is, nor what advertising endorsement is!"
Ma De, this Yang Guang is simply a black sheep, he doesn't follow the market at all!A worthy death! "
It's like selling the same product for [-] yuan while others sell it for [-] yuan. As a result, all the customers buy from you, causing other people to lose business.
This is malicious competition and you will be squeezed out by your peers!
Yang Guang is also like this now. He promised to save a little bit of wool when plucking it, but you are the only one who plucking it all away.The sheep quit and gave you a dime, which made our sheep start to doubt us!
This matter must be handled properly, otherwise there will be a rift in the trust between the elf and the trainer!
Not every trainer and elf can be as good as Ash.
Most trainers and elves have more of a cooperative relationship.On the surface, it's a "win-win" situation, but if the elf finds out that he's "being sold and helping others pay for it", then there's no telling what will happen!
The "big case" that shocked the entire trainer world has finally come to an end.As a typical example, Yang Guang was sentenced to return the labor remuneration of the Umbrella Electric Lizard and pay a late fee based on the number of years.It's like doubling the punishment.
Originally it was equivalent to more than 4 boxes of energy cubes, so I just rounded up the number to [-] boxes.
What, what, only fifty thousand boxes of energy cubes in ten years?Is it too little?
You have to understand that many trainers can only receive a few boxes or more than a dozen boxes a year.Fifty thousand boxes, that’s quite a wealthy person, okay?
"Hello~ Classmate Wu Liang, this is the Trainers Association, would you like to send your [-] boxes of energy cubes to Zhenxin Academy or..."
beep~ beep~
Wu Liang hung up the phone.
"What's wrong? Whose phone number?"
Liu Yishou asked with concern.
Since challenging the Sunshine Academy, their group also knows that they are now a big tree and attract the wind, so they dare not move.Shi Lainian also told them to wait for a reply and that he would contact them to assign tasks after he had handled the matter.
This wait is half a month.
"Oh, nothing, just a scam call. He said he had [-] boxes of energy cubes for me."
"Haha, fifty thousand boxes? Isn't that an extra ten thousand? Five boxes is almost enough!"
Liu Yishou also found it funny. He was probably a layman and didn't know the price of energy cubes.
Jingle bell ~ jingle bell ~
Wu Liang's cell phone rang again.
Classmate Wu Liang, why did you fail? I really belong to the Trainers Association!My job number is xxxx..., this is Sunshine College’s compensation to you.
Wu Liang:…………
What the hell?I kidnapped the elf from Sunshine College and they still compensate me?
As long as people don't chase me to the ends of the earth, I'll be fine!
You are insulting my intelligence!
pop~
opposite:………
"Dean Shi, we have contacted many students from Wu Liang. These energy cubes..."
"Oh, my brain, he still doesn't know about this! He probably thinks you are a liar!"
Trainer Association staff:…………
Well, family scandals should not be made public.This is an internal matter for trainers and it is not appropriate to publicize it.Otherwise, the elves will look back and find that they, like the Umbrella Electric Lizard, have been exploited as cheap labor by unscrupulous owners.
I'm afraid it's not going to cause turmoil in the entire elf world!
"Just put the energy cube here first, I'll tell him!"
Shi Lainian dialed Wu Liang's phone number.
A unique lawsuit has come to federal court.
It's not a big deal for people to sue people. They have never seen such a tortuous case!It can be said that only you can’t think of it, but they can’t do it!They have seen many cases of all kinds.
But today's case is really the first time in my life.
The elf sued the trainer!
Not one, but a group!
The defendant's trainer is also great, Yang Guang, the dean of Sunshine Academy, one of the hundreds of academies under the alliance.
The cause of action is simple: labor dispute.Yang Guang asked the elf to work for him for free.
This is a normal thing for trainers. Isn't that why many people become trainers?
Money, persuasion, and...
In short, this event attracted a lot of attention, and even Alliance No. 1, the Elf Kuailong under the Dragon King, attended in person.
Kuailong: I must protect the rights of our elves!
In addition to Kuailong, some powerful elves came to the scene.For example, Tyrannosaurus, Biting Land Shark and other famous existences in the elven world.
Umbrella Electric Lizard, don’t worry, we will definitely help you seek justice!
This is a small step for you, but a giant step for the elves!From now on, the elves will no longer be oppressed!
"It's ugly, it's too ugly!"
"What a shame! Lao Yang is so embarrassed this time!"
"This guy just wanted to get rid of his skin this week, but how many people did he drag into the water?"
Elves are simple-minded and have no intuitive concept of money. As long as they have good food and housing, that's all.
Which trainer sitting here dares to say that he has not squeezed the elves?
It's just a matter of dividing it into different parts, depending on how much of the [-]% is given to the elves.
But what Yang Guang did surprised them.
This old boy actually has nothing to lose?All greedy?
Good guy, we old capitals are all ashamed of ourselves!
Electric elves have always played an important role. No matter what era it is, human development is inseparable from electricity.
It’s just that with the advent of elves, humans have achieved pollution-free power generation.
The cost of using elves to generate electricity is low and the power is sufficient. Electric elves have always been very popular.
The power generated by these fifty electric lizards is not much compared to that of a large nuclear power plant. The money that Sunshine College has made in the past ten years is definitely not small.
Although the energy cubes for elves to eat are expensive, compared to the money they earn from generating electricity, it is really...a drop in the bucket.
"Ahem~ Defendant Yang Guang, do you have anything to say?"
Zhang Wei has submitted the information.The dense research data above is accompanied by proofs from various scholars.
The main purpose is to calculate the average power generation of an electric lizard, the minimum power generation in a year, and the electricity price in the past ten years.
After various complex data planning and formula calculations, we finally came up with a slippery figure.This is the "arrears" that the Umbrella Electric Lizards want to recover.
"I……"
roar~
Suddenly, there was a wild roar on the elf table, but the high-ranking elves all had red eyes, looking like they were about to rush up and fight Yang Guang.
"I have imagined countless times how miserable our people will be, but I never thought it would be so miserable!"
Elves have no concept of money, but it doesn't matter, elves still have a very clear concept of food.
At the end, Zhang Wei deliberately added this sentence
"If we calculate based on the current price of energy cubes announced by the Trainers Association, even if the Umbrella Electric Lizards have five (full) meals a day, morning, noon, afternoon, tea and supper, then the energy cubes that can be purchased with this money are enough for them to eat. Last...20 years!
However, in fact, they can only eat one energy cube a day at Sunshine Academy!The rest are replaced with cheap food that tastes good but has no nutrition and isn’t worth much! "
The elves were so angry that if the trainer hadn't pulled them away, Yang Guang would have been attacked by a group of people.
"Wait a minute, Old Long, you didn't trick me, did you?"
"Aha~ How could it be possible? We have been in a relationship for so many years! You think so!"
"Really?"
"Of course! You see, the appetites of elves and elves cannot be generalized. How much do you eat in a meal, how much does an electric lizard eat in a meal! They generate electricity and make money, and I didn't ask you to do anything, right?"
"It seems so!"
It was difficult for the trainers to appease their elves.
"What a risk! Fortunately, they don't know what a celebrity is, nor what advertising endorsement is!"
Ma De, this Yang Guang is simply a black sheep, he doesn't follow the market at all!A worthy death! "
It's like selling the same product for [-] yuan while others sell it for [-] yuan. As a result, all the customers buy from you, causing other people to lose business.
This is malicious competition and you will be squeezed out by your peers!
Yang Guang is also like this now. He promised to save a little bit of wool when plucking it, but you are the only one who plucking it all away.The sheep quit and gave you a dime, which made our sheep start to doubt us!
This matter must be handled properly, otherwise there will be a rift in the trust between the elf and the trainer!
Not every trainer and elf can be as good as Ash.
Most trainers and elves have more of a cooperative relationship.On the surface, it's a "win-win" situation, but if the elf finds out that he's "being sold and helping others pay for it", then there's no telling what will happen!
The "big case" that shocked the entire trainer world has finally come to an end.As a typical example, Yang Guang was sentenced to return the labor remuneration of the Umbrella Electric Lizard and pay a late fee based on the number of years.It's like doubling the punishment.
Originally it was equivalent to more than 4 boxes of energy cubes, so I just rounded up the number to [-] boxes.
What, what, only fifty thousand boxes of energy cubes in ten years?Is it too little?
You have to understand that many trainers can only receive a few boxes or more than a dozen boxes a year.Fifty thousand boxes, that’s quite a wealthy person, okay?
"Hello~ Classmate Wu Liang, this is the Trainers Association, would you like to send your [-] boxes of energy cubes to Zhenxin Academy or..."
beep~ beep~
Wu Liang hung up the phone.
"What's wrong? Whose phone number?"
Liu Yishou asked with concern.
Since challenging the Sunshine Academy, their group also knows that they are now a big tree and attract the wind, so they dare not move.Shi Lainian also told them to wait for a reply and that he would contact them to assign tasks after he had handled the matter.
This wait is half a month.
"Oh, nothing, just a scam call. He said he had [-] boxes of energy cubes for me."
"Haha, fifty thousand boxes? Isn't that an extra ten thousand? Five boxes is almost enough!"
Liu Yishou also found it funny. He was probably a layman and didn't know the price of energy cubes.
Jingle bell ~ jingle bell ~
Wu Liang's cell phone rang again.
Classmate Wu Liang, why did you fail? I really belong to the Trainers Association!My job number is xxxx..., this is Sunshine College’s compensation to you.
Wu Liang:…………
What the hell?I kidnapped the elf from Sunshine College and they still compensate me?
As long as people don't chase me to the ends of the earth, I'll be fine!
You are insulting my intelligence!
pop~
opposite:………
"Dean Shi, we have contacted many students from Wu Liang. These energy cubes..."
"Oh, my brain, he still doesn't know about this! He probably thinks you are a liar!"
Trainer Association staff:…………
Well, family scandals should not be made public.This is an internal matter for trainers and it is not appropriate to publicize it.Otherwise, the elves will look back and find that they, like the Umbrella Electric Lizard, have been exploited as cheap labor by unscrupulous owners.
I'm afraid it's not going to cause turmoil in the entire elf world!
"Just put the energy cube here first, I'll tell him!"
Shi Lainian dialed Wu Liang's phone number.
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