Pandaren Professor at Hogwarts
Chapter 45 The Scholar with the Magic Pen
I thought this meal would be a game feast, but unexpectedly it was a hearty home-cooked meal of shredded pork, shredded potatoes, shredded kelp, shredded lentils, anything that could be shredded, never sliced, and a bowl of mushrooms. Soup and a pot of stewed rabbit meat, probably grown mushrooms and domesticated rabbits.
It tasted very homely, but it made Lan Feng and Neville enjoy it. Neville because he had never seen anything delicious, and Lan Feng missed this taste very much. Even the most common dishes in China are so delicious. All different.
While Chen Fang was picking up food for Neville, she scolded her son, "Look at him, how strong he is, and look at you, you are as skinny as a stick." Lu Chenchen, who was beside him, was holding a rice bowl and grabbing a The chopsticks competed with the rice in the bowl. I thought I knew I was thin, so I kept picking up food for others?
"Just ask for whatever you want to eat in the past two days. Let my wife go to the town to buy it and use the teleportation technique to get there. It will be very quick." Lu Yuehua held a sea bowl, put the vegetables on it, and slurped the white noodles while everyone else was eating. Rice, "Daughter-in-law, where is my half bottle of Maotai? Take it out quickly, Brother Lan and I will take a good look at it."
"Drink, drink, drink! You big-headed devil, you still want to drink while on duty? Do you still have the discipline?" Chen Fang did not show favor to Lu Yuehua, but turned to Lan Feng and smiled, "I'll get you a drink." Go ahead and have a drink yourself, we have a rule that you can’t drink alcohol in the camp.”
Lanfeng put down the bowl and chopsticks and waved his hands, "Goodbye, I don't have the energy to drink alone." He turned around and said, "Lao Lu, when will you be able to drink, let's have a good drink together. I have good wine here, so I'm sure you won't." Drink it." After saying that, he picked up the small gourd at his waist, pulled out the stopper, and handed it to Lu Yuehua. The rich aroma of wine wafted out. Lu Yuehua took a deep breath and immediately narrowed his eyes to enjoy it.
"Sure enough, it's good wine!" Lu Yuehua patted the table, "Keep it for me. When we get to town, we can have a good drink." Then he lowered his head and looked at the noodles in the bowl, and suddenly they didn't smell good anymore.
The meal was enjoyed by both the host and the guest. Chen Fang cleared away the dishes, while Lu Chenchen took Neville to play in the woods. Lan Feng and Lu Yuehua moved two chairs, made a pot of tea, and sat down. Chatting in the yard.
"You mean Zuowu?" Lu Yuehua blew the tea foam in the cup, "I've seen it twice. I went west here and entered the exotic animal reserve, then crossed the Nu River and Jinsha River, and entered Sichuan's I see a lot of them there. Let me tell you, those guys are very naughty. Three good guys and I didn't even touch a hair on them."
Lan Feng didn't take it seriously, "That's okay, he's just an animal anyway."
Lu Yuehua curled his lips, "You're so powerful, it won't be a problem to get it. Once approved by the superiors, I'll take you to find it. Oh, by the way, I asked my wife to vacate the bedroom, and you and Neville's baby will sleep there. .”
"No! No!" Lan Feng put down the tea cup in his hand, "I prepared everything before coming here." As he said this, he took out a few sticks and a piece of nylon cloth from the gem, found an open space next to the house, and casually Throw it over, and the stick and nylon cloth automatically combine to form a tent.
It happened that two children came out of the woods and happened to see this scene.
"Magic tent!" Neville had seen it once before, so he recognized it at a glance.
Lu Chenchen had never seen it before, so he dragged Neville and ran to the tent, opened the curtain and wanted to see inside. "Wow! Dad! Come and take a look! It's so big in here!"
"Oh?" Lu Yuehua originally thought that this was just a tent that could be set up automatically, but after hearing his son's words, he became interested and walked over. He looked through the opened curtain. Sure enough, there was a lot of space inside. It should be for a tent. Added space spell.
"Let's go in and have a look." Lanfeng said, "This thing is called Miraman's magic tent, and it's engraved with the traceless stretching spell."
Two children and an adult got in through the tent opening. Lan Feng also ducked in. The tent opening was too small and he got stuck.
The tent has about [-] to [-] square meters of space, two bedrooms, a bathroom, and an open kitchen and living room connected together.All kinds of furniture were available. Lu Chenchen jumped on the sofa to have fun. Neville hesitated and jumped on the sofa. He was obviously more lively than before.
"Is this thing selling well in the UK?" Lu Yuehua pinched his chin.
Lanfeng didn't know either, but Neville answered the question, "Many magical families in the UK have them because they are going to watch the Quidditch World Cup."
"Quidditch? Oh!" Lu Yuehua suddenly realized, "The Alchemy Department had made something like this before. It looked like a yurt, but there was no market in China, so it was left there. I've seen it, and the space is bigger than yours. , there is also a fire pit inside, which is very beautiful.”
"Dad! I'm going to stay here tonight!" Lu Chenchen shouted.
Lu Yuehua looked at Lan Feng, saw Lan Feng nodded, and said to his son, "Don't cause trouble to others! It's getting late, you should rest early." After that, he exited the tent.
After leaving his father, Lu Chenchen approached Lanfeng, with little stars in his eyes, and asked, "Uncle Lanfeng, Neville said you are amazing. Not only are you powerful in spells, but you are also very powerful in martial arts. You can use swords, guns and sticks." It doesn’t make sense, are you the kind of hero written in novels?” Neville scratched his head, feeling that he had oversold his master.
Lan Feng leaned on the sofa and said with a smile, "I'm not much of a hero. Do you want to be a hero?"
Lu Chenchen jumped up from the sofa, "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!" "Golden Bell Cover Iron Shirt!" "Huashan Sword Technique!" "Arhat Fist!" he shouted, his thin body imitating the moves. , learn in a good way.
Lan Feng really wanted to record this scene and show it to Lu Chenchen when he grows up.
Perhaps because he was a little tired, Lu Chenchen lay down on the sofa and said breathlessly, "Uncle Lanfeng, have you ever seen a hero? Can you tell me about it?" Neville also came over.
Lanfeng thought about it and planned to tell him some martial arts stories, but it seemed that there were no famous martial arts works after the 90s. Suddenly a drama flashed in his mind and he started to talk about it, "What I want to tell you is, Scholar Lu with the Magic Pen" Lost!
It is said that Lu Luodi, a scholar with a magic pen, was the best in the world in literature, Taoism and martial arts. Tired of intrigues, he retired from the world and worked as a cashier in a shop called "Tongfu Inn"; and those who worked with him were Bai Zhantang, the 'Saint of Thieves' who is second in the world in Qinggong and known as the Saint of Thieves; Guo Furong, the daughter of the Six-men Guo Juxia, known as one of the 'male and female heroes' in the world; the only disciple of the God of Cookery in the capital, Cai Daomen The leader of the gang is Li Xiulian, the son of Gambling Saint Liuzhi Xuanyuan; the leader of the Hengshan sect and the leader of the martial arts alliance is known as the "Red Flame Mad Demon" - Mo Xiaobei.
Their shopkeeper is Tong Xiangyu, the eldest daughter of the world's largest consortium, the Dragon Gate Escort Bureau, and the ninth generation master of Qijue Palace in Diancang Mountain. "
Such a powerful setting stunned Lu Chenchen. Although Neville had never read martial arts novels, he was attracted by the story. The two children held their chins and waited for the next chapter.
"Let's say that one day, Lu Luodi, Guo Furong, Bai Zhantang and Li Xiulian were eating in the lobby. Suddenly they heard someone knocking on the door, 'Bah, bang, bang!' The knock on the door was rapid and messy.
Pirate Saint Bai Zhantang started his Qinggong and arrived at the door in a flash, asking, "Who is it?" ’, he opened the door halfway and saw hundreds of bandits outside the door, surrounding the inn. He quickly closed the door, put his back against the door, and said to the other three people in the hall, ‘There are bandits outside the house, hundreds of them! '
At this time, the bandit leader outside the house shouted, "Open the door. If you don't open the door, we will rush in. No one will be left!" '
In the store, Guo Furong and Li Xiulian lost their sense of control after hearing the words and were at a loss. Li Xiulian got under the table, Guo Furong was trembling with the wine flask, and only Lu Luodi, the master pen scholar, remained calm.
Bai Zhantang, who had been in the underworld, began to negotiate with the bandits outside the house. Three lotuses bloomed in front of the Buddha! '
"When spring comes, pick a few branches from the willow tree. Oh, it's a fellow from the road." 'The bandit leader outside the house responded.
Bai Zhantang Yixi said, "Yes, yes, we are an authentic black shop." 'The intention is to prevent the bandits from harming their own people.
But the bandit said, 'Hey, that's a coincidence, my strength is to fight against the evil, open the door! '
When Bai Zhantang heard this, he immediately trembled like chaff, only hating his parents for giving him two fewer legs.
Lu Luo slapped the table for the first time and said, "Okay, what's going to happen to me? This matter is all on me!" '
I saw him walking forward casually, pulling the door latch, and walked out, not forgetting to close the door.
Facing hundreds of bandits, Lu Luodi's expression remained unchanged, "Excuse me, who is the leader?" '
The masked bandit leader raised his head and shouted, 'What's wrong!Want to challenge yourself? '
Lu Luodi smiled contemptuously, "Single fight?"I'll challenge a group of you one by one, take the fight! '
I saw him walking as fast as flying. In one breath, he actually snatched the sword from the hands of the gangsters, held a sword flower, and rushed into the ranks of the bandits. Lu Luodi's sword skills were called "cutting, stabbing, teasing, and stabbing". Cut it apart, wipe it through, pick it up, twist it and sweep it!They used the most basic sword moves, but they were so exquisite that the bandits were completely unable to resist them.
Swords flashed among the crowd, and broken limbs flew across the crowd. In less than a stick of incense, hundreds of bandits were killed, and no one could escape.
Looking at Lu Luodi at this moment, there was no blood on the white shirt, but there was a touch of red on the right side of his face. He sighed, "If I had known better, I wouldn't have used the sword." '
Then he put his sword behind him, walked into the inn, and said calmly to the other three people, "Inform the Yamen and ask someone to collect the body!" '"
"Oh oh oh! So handsome, so handsome!" Lu Chenchen grabbed Neville's hand and was very excited.
Neville was a little confused and asked, "Then why is this person called the Pen Scholar?"
Lan Feng was choked. He didn't know why Lu Xiucai gave himself such a name in the novel, so he made up a reason: "That's because the magic pen scholar's natural weapon is a magic iron judge pen." , the judge’s pen kills without showing blood, so he sighed and said, you shouldn’t use a sword.”
Neville understood, and Lu Chenchen became more and more excited. She climbed up Lanfeng's arm and onto his shoulder, and said flatteringly, "Uncle Lanfeng, can I learn the skills of the Master Pen Scholar?"
Lanfeng touched his head, "Although I'm not as capable as Daxia Lu, it doesn't matter if I give you some advice. I'll start training Neville tomorrow, so you can watch from the side."
.
It tasted very homely, but it made Lan Feng and Neville enjoy it. Neville because he had never seen anything delicious, and Lan Feng missed this taste very much. Even the most common dishes in China are so delicious. All different.
While Chen Fang was picking up food for Neville, she scolded her son, "Look at him, how strong he is, and look at you, you are as skinny as a stick." Lu Chenchen, who was beside him, was holding a rice bowl and grabbing a The chopsticks competed with the rice in the bowl. I thought I knew I was thin, so I kept picking up food for others?
"Just ask for whatever you want to eat in the past two days. Let my wife go to the town to buy it and use the teleportation technique to get there. It will be very quick." Lu Yuehua held a sea bowl, put the vegetables on it, and slurped the white noodles while everyone else was eating. Rice, "Daughter-in-law, where is my half bottle of Maotai? Take it out quickly, Brother Lan and I will take a good look at it."
"Drink, drink, drink! You big-headed devil, you still want to drink while on duty? Do you still have the discipline?" Chen Fang did not show favor to Lu Yuehua, but turned to Lan Feng and smiled, "I'll get you a drink." Go ahead and have a drink yourself, we have a rule that you can’t drink alcohol in the camp.”
Lanfeng put down the bowl and chopsticks and waved his hands, "Goodbye, I don't have the energy to drink alone." He turned around and said, "Lao Lu, when will you be able to drink, let's have a good drink together. I have good wine here, so I'm sure you won't." Drink it." After saying that, he picked up the small gourd at his waist, pulled out the stopper, and handed it to Lu Yuehua. The rich aroma of wine wafted out. Lu Yuehua took a deep breath and immediately narrowed his eyes to enjoy it.
"Sure enough, it's good wine!" Lu Yuehua patted the table, "Keep it for me. When we get to town, we can have a good drink." Then he lowered his head and looked at the noodles in the bowl, and suddenly they didn't smell good anymore.
The meal was enjoyed by both the host and the guest. Chen Fang cleared away the dishes, while Lu Chenchen took Neville to play in the woods. Lan Feng and Lu Yuehua moved two chairs, made a pot of tea, and sat down. Chatting in the yard.
"You mean Zuowu?" Lu Yuehua blew the tea foam in the cup, "I've seen it twice. I went west here and entered the exotic animal reserve, then crossed the Nu River and Jinsha River, and entered Sichuan's I see a lot of them there. Let me tell you, those guys are very naughty. Three good guys and I didn't even touch a hair on them."
Lan Feng didn't take it seriously, "That's okay, he's just an animal anyway."
Lu Yuehua curled his lips, "You're so powerful, it won't be a problem to get it. Once approved by the superiors, I'll take you to find it. Oh, by the way, I asked my wife to vacate the bedroom, and you and Neville's baby will sleep there. .”
"No! No!" Lan Feng put down the tea cup in his hand, "I prepared everything before coming here." As he said this, he took out a few sticks and a piece of nylon cloth from the gem, found an open space next to the house, and casually Throw it over, and the stick and nylon cloth automatically combine to form a tent.
It happened that two children came out of the woods and happened to see this scene.
"Magic tent!" Neville had seen it once before, so he recognized it at a glance.
Lu Chenchen had never seen it before, so he dragged Neville and ran to the tent, opened the curtain and wanted to see inside. "Wow! Dad! Come and take a look! It's so big in here!"
"Oh?" Lu Yuehua originally thought that this was just a tent that could be set up automatically, but after hearing his son's words, he became interested and walked over. He looked through the opened curtain. Sure enough, there was a lot of space inside. It should be for a tent. Added space spell.
"Let's go in and have a look." Lanfeng said, "This thing is called Miraman's magic tent, and it's engraved with the traceless stretching spell."
Two children and an adult got in through the tent opening. Lan Feng also ducked in. The tent opening was too small and he got stuck.
The tent has about [-] to [-] square meters of space, two bedrooms, a bathroom, and an open kitchen and living room connected together.All kinds of furniture were available. Lu Chenchen jumped on the sofa to have fun. Neville hesitated and jumped on the sofa. He was obviously more lively than before.
"Is this thing selling well in the UK?" Lu Yuehua pinched his chin.
Lanfeng didn't know either, but Neville answered the question, "Many magical families in the UK have them because they are going to watch the Quidditch World Cup."
"Quidditch? Oh!" Lu Yuehua suddenly realized, "The Alchemy Department had made something like this before. It looked like a yurt, but there was no market in China, so it was left there. I've seen it, and the space is bigger than yours. , there is also a fire pit inside, which is very beautiful.”
"Dad! I'm going to stay here tonight!" Lu Chenchen shouted.
Lu Yuehua looked at Lan Feng, saw Lan Feng nodded, and said to his son, "Don't cause trouble to others! It's getting late, you should rest early." After that, he exited the tent.
After leaving his father, Lu Chenchen approached Lanfeng, with little stars in his eyes, and asked, "Uncle Lanfeng, Neville said you are amazing. Not only are you powerful in spells, but you are also very powerful in martial arts. You can use swords, guns and sticks." It doesn’t make sense, are you the kind of hero written in novels?” Neville scratched his head, feeling that he had oversold his master.
Lan Feng leaned on the sofa and said with a smile, "I'm not much of a hero. Do you want to be a hero?"
Lu Chenchen jumped up from the sofa, "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!" "Golden Bell Cover Iron Shirt!" "Huashan Sword Technique!" "Arhat Fist!" he shouted, his thin body imitating the moves. , learn in a good way.
Lan Feng really wanted to record this scene and show it to Lu Chenchen when he grows up.
Perhaps because he was a little tired, Lu Chenchen lay down on the sofa and said breathlessly, "Uncle Lanfeng, have you ever seen a hero? Can you tell me about it?" Neville also came over.
Lanfeng thought about it and planned to tell him some martial arts stories, but it seemed that there were no famous martial arts works after the 90s. Suddenly a drama flashed in his mind and he started to talk about it, "What I want to tell you is, Scholar Lu with the Magic Pen" Lost!
It is said that Lu Luodi, a scholar with a magic pen, was the best in the world in literature, Taoism and martial arts. Tired of intrigues, he retired from the world and worked as a cashier in a shop called "Tongfu Inn"; and those who worked with him were Bai Zhantang, the 'Saint of Thieves' who is second in the world in Qinggong and known as the Saint of Thieves; Guo Furong, the daughter of the Six-men Guo Juxia, known as one of the 'male and female heroes' in the world; the only disciple of the God of Cookery in the capital, Cai Daomen The leader of the gang is Li Xiulian, the son of Gambling Saint Liuzhi Xuanyuan; the leader of the Hengshan sect and the leader of the martial arts alliance is known as the "Red Flame Mad Demon" - Mo Xiaobei.
Their shopkeeper is Tong Xiangyu, the eldest daughter of the world's largest consortium, the Dragon Gate Escort Bureau, and the ninth generation master of Qijue Palace in Diancang Mountain. "
Such a powerful setting stunned Lu Chenchen. Although Neville had never read martial arts novels, he was attracted by the story. The two children held their chins and waited for the next chapter.
"Let's say that one day, Lu Luodi, Guo Furong, Bai Zhantang and Li Xiulian were eating in the lobby. Suddenly they heard someone knocking on the door, 'Bah, bang, bang!' The knock on the door was rapid and messy.
Pirate Saint Bai Zhantang started his Qinggong and arrived at the door in a flash, asking, "Who is it?" ’, he opened the door halfway and saw hundreds of bandits outside the door, surrounding the inn. He quickly closed the door, put his back against the door, and said to the other three people in the hall, ‘There are bandits outside the house, hundreds of them! '
At this time, the bandit leader outside the house shouted, "Open the door. If you don't open the door, we will rush in. No one will be left!" '
In the store, Guo Furong and Li Xiulian lost their sense of control after hearing the words and were at a loss. Li Xiulian got under the table, Guo Furong was trembling with the wine flask, and only Lu Luodi, the master pen scholar, remained calm.
Bai Zhantang, who had been in the underworld, began to negotiate with the bandits outside the house. Three lotuses bloomed in front of the Buddha! '
"When spring comes, pick a few branches from the willow tree. Oh, it's a fellow from the road." 'The bandit leader outside the house responded.
Bai Zhantang Yixi said, "Yes, yes, we are an authentic black shop." 'The intention is to prevent the bandits from harming their own people.
But the bandit said, 'Hey, that's a coincidence, my strength is to fight against the evil, open the door! '
When Bai Zhantang heard this, he immediately trembled like chaff, only hating his parents for giving him two fewer legs.
Lu Luo slapped the table for the first time and said, "Okay, what's going to happen to me? This matter is all on me!" '
I saw him walking forward casually, pulling the door latch, and walked out, not forgetting to close the door.
Facing hundreds of bandits, Lu Luodi's expression remained unchanged, "Excuse me, who is the leader?" '
The masked bandit leader raised his head and shouted, 'What's wrong!Want to challenge yourself? '
Lu Luodi smiled contemptuously, "Single fight?"I'll challenge a group of you one by one, take the fight! '
I saw him walking as fast as flying. In one breath, he actually snatched the sword from the hands of the gangsters, held a sword flower, and rushed into the ranks of the bandits. Lu Luodi's sword skills were called "cutting, stabbing, teasing, and stabbing". Cut it apart, wipe it through, pick it up, twist it and sweep it!They used the most basic sword moves, but they were so exquisite that the bandits were completely unable to resist them.
Swords flashed among the crowd, and broken limbs flew across the crowd. In less than a stick of incense, hundreds of bandits were killed, and no one could escape.
Looking at Lu Luodi at this moment, there was no blood on the white shirt, but there was a touch of red on the right side of his face. He sighed, "If I had known better, I wouldn't have used the sword." '
Then he put his sword behind him, walked into the inn, and said calmly to the other three people, "Inform the Yamen and ask someone to collect the body!" '"
"Oh oh oh! So handsome, so handsome!" Lu Chenchen grabbed Neville's hand and was very excited.
Neville was a little confused and asked, "Then why is this person called the Pen Scholar?"
Lan Feng was choked. He didn't know why Lu Xiucai gave himself such a name in the novel, so he made up a reason: "That's because the magic pen scholar's natural weapon is a magic iron judge pen." , the judge’s pen kills without showing blood, so he sighed and said, you shouldn’t use a sword.”
Neville understood, and Lu Chenchen became more and more excited. She climbed up Lanfeng's arm and onto his shoulder, and said flatteringly, "Uncle Lanfeng, can I learn the skills of the Master Pen Scholar?"
Lanfeng touched his head, "Although I'm not as capable as Daxia Lu, it doesn't matter if I give you some advice. I'll start training Neville tomorrow, so you can watch from the side."
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