Konoha Task Maniac

"Kong Ming, do you think this is appropriate?"

After a while, Ryota took out a pot for making miso soup from the kitchen.

"This is just right!"

Taking the pot handed over by Liang Tai, Kong Ming began to put laxatives into it.

After finishing the laxative, Kong Ming put some water into the pot to dilute it.

"Kong Ming, even feeding laxatives directly has no effect. Will your diluted laxatives be effective?"

Faced with Liang Tai's question, Kong Ming smiled slightly and said: "You feed it from the mouth, and it has to pass through the stomach and finally reach the intestines. If the cow's stomach is blocked, the effect of this medicine can be imagined. But I'm different, I pour it in directly from the back door, and I get it right in one step."

"Pour...in?"

Tanaka's eyes widened, as if he was saying: Is there such an operation?

"Okay, the concentration is almost there."

Ignoring the fussing Tanaka, Kong Ming took out an extra-large syringe that could hold 500 ml of liquid from his ninja bag.

After putting the mixed liquid into the syringe, Kong Ming said: "Let's go, let's go to the cowshed to try it now."

What else could Ryota say? I can only continue to follow Kong Ming.

......

The group of four quickly returned to the bullpen.

Kong Ming observed a little and found a cow who he thought was docile.

"That's it."

Just when everyone thought that Kong Ming would start the operation directly after choosing the cow, he directly handed the syringe to Liang Tai.

"Go ahead Ryota, we'll be rooting for you!"

Ryota:? ? ?

"No...shouldn't you do it? Why did you become me?"

Hearing this, Kong Ming looked at Liang Tai as if he were a fool and said: "Nonsense, of course it's because it's dangerous to do this."

"So you just let me do it?"

At this moment, Liang Tai really wanted to insert this syringe into Kong Ming's body, because what this guy said was simply not human.

What do you mean it's dangerous for you to do it, but there's no danger if you go with me?

"Don't worry, this is your own cow. Even if it is violent, it will not kick the breeder. Even though it is just a cow, it actually knows everything."

After finishing speaking, Kong Ming patted Liang Tai on the shoulder and continued to encourage: "Come on, little brother holding the syringe."

It knows a lot!

"you......"

Liang Tai originally wanted to say something, but Kong Ming didn't give him a chance.

Pulling Tanaka Kazu and Yui away, they left Ryota's side and stood at least five meters away from him, watching silently.

Liang Tai lost his temper due to Kong Ming's actions, so he had no choice but to walk behind the cow with the syringe in his hand.

"Man, I'm sorry. If you want to blame, blame that bastard."

Thinking that the cow was Kong Ming, Liang Tai inserted the syringe directly into the cow's chrysanthemum with a fierce thrust.

Because the water outlet at the front end of the syringe was a bit short, he was afraid that the pressed water would not enter the intestines, so he stuffed four-fifths of the syringe body into it.

Facing this thick thing entering its body, the cow reacted very calmly. It just turned around and glanced at Ryota behind it, then turned back and continued to look into the distance.

Niu is very calm, but Ryota is not.

When the cow turned its head, he was so nervous.

In all his life, he has never been kicked by a cow.

Fortunately, this cow is really docile and his first time was not broken.

"As expected of our cow, he is very spiritual."

After a few seconds, all the liquid in the syringe was squeezed into the cow's intestines by Liang Tai, and then it was time to wait for the drug to take effect.

"Hey~ I don't know if this will have any effect."

At some point, Kong Ming returned to Liang Tai's side, sighing, with a melancholy look on his face.

Liang Tai glanced at him with disdain, then stretched out his hand to return the syringe to Kong Ming.

After taking a look at the unknown liquid stuck to the syringe, Kong Ming decisively did not take over.

"Take it. If this method works, you can continue to use the syringe. If it doesn't work, just play with it yourself."

Listen, is this human?

How to use extra large syringe?

Do you want to give yourself an enema?

Liang Tai decided to ignore Kong Ming. He was afraid that if he continued to chat with this guy, he would not be able to help but beat him.

Even if you know you can't win, you still have to take action. This is a matter of a man's dignity.

"Why doesn't this cow give birth? Is it a failure?"

"Don't rush, you have to give the cow a brewing process."

"That's right."

Then, the foursome stood outside the bullpen, silently staring at the cow's anus area.

Fortunately, the person being stared at was a mute cow, otherwise for the four people's behavior, there would be no problem in convicting them of being gangsters.

"How long do we have to wait?"

It's not a problem to keep staring at the cow's Kikube.

After the four of them stared at each other for two minutes, Tanaka couldn't stand it anymore.

"Keep waiting for a few minutes. If it doesn't work within ten minutes, it means this method has failed. Ryota, at that time you will be ready to dissect a cow."

Ryota nodded heavily to show that he understood.

As long as the reason can be found, it is worthwhile to dissect a few more cows, not to mention dissecting one cow.

A normal person like him still knows the difference between losing a small part of the cattle and losing all the cattle.

"Wait a minute, Kong Ming, look, is this effective?"

Girls are more observant than boys. After Yui's reminder, Kong Ming and others saw that some unknown liquid had begun to slowly flow out of the cow's anus area.

"This is a good sign, indicating that the laxative is working. As for how effective it is, it depends on whether the subsequent production process goes smoothly."

After saying that, Kong Ming began to slowly retreat to the side.

Judging from his experience, if a channel like this is blocked for several days and has not been released, when the road is clear, the movement will be earth-shattering.

Tanaka Kazu and Yui also noticed Kong Ming's withdrawal. After looking at each other, they followed Kong Ming's frequency and began to slowly move away from the cow.

Only Ryota remained in place blankly.

He really wanted to see the smooth birth process of this cow for the first time. Only in this way could he let go of the heavy stone in his heart.

As long as the cow is cured, the warriors will not be hurt.

Therefore, he did not find that Kong Ming and the others had left his side.

'Boom~'

‘It’s so loud~’

'Crackling~'

With a loud noise, Liang Tai got his wish and saw the birth process of Niu Niu, which showed that Kong Ming's method really worked.

Before he could feel happy, a thing full of mosaics hit him directly.

Before he could react, the second, third, and fourth lumps hit him one after another.

He was directly confused by these mosaics.

It wasn't until the fifth lump that the injection pressure of this thing was no longer so great, and it returned to its normal discharge state.

After looking around, Liang Tai realized that he seemed to have been tricked by Kong Ming again.

He wanted to scold this bastard angrily, why didn't he remind him how powerful this thing was.

But, he was afraid that as soon as he spoke, those mosaics would enter his mouth along the way.

Therefore, he could only turn around and look at Kong Ming expressionlessly.

Seeing Liang Tai like this, Kong Ming was also a little scared.

"Well, you must be very happy now that the cows have resumed production. We won't disturb your leisure time. It's getting late now. The three of us will go home for dinner first. We'll come over in the afternoon."

After being tricked once and twice, you want to leave like this now?

It's not that easy!

The angry Ryota roared in his heart: I am no longer clean, and you can't even think about it.

Adhering to the concept of dying together, Liang Tai rushed towards Kong Ming regardless of the situation.

Kong Ming: Don’t come over!

Konoha Task Maniac