Konoha Task Maniac

At Kong Ming's speed, even Liang Tai in normal state couldn't catch up, let alone Liang Tai who was covered in mosaics at this time.

Looking at Kong Ming who had disappeared, Liang Tai's expression was quite strange.

There was joy after the problem was solved, and there was also anger after being cheated by Kong Ming.

[Asshole, I’m looking to settle a score with you this afternoon! 】

...

At this time, Liang Tai, his father and his second uncle had already returned from working in the fields.

There is not much work to be done in the fields during this season. It is nothing more than weeding, killing insects, and observing whether the seedlings are growing normally.

After they returned home with thirsty mouths and saw that Ryota and the others had not come back yet, they didn't think much about it for a while, thinking that they must still be in the bullpen.

"Brother, give me a glass of water!"

"I'm so damn thirsty, go and get me some water."

"..."

"What are you looking at? I'm your brother."

"...You are the big brother and you are awesome."

With the seniority laid out here, Da Zhankong could only pick up the miso pot on the table and go to fill it with water.

"Hey? Why are you bringing a pot to fill with water? Isn't there a water cup over there?"

"It's too far, I'm too lazy to get it."

"Oh, you're so lazy."

After putting the water away, Dazhankong drank it first. After feeling that his thirst was quenched, he handed it to Dazhanmeng.

Dazhan Meng had no objection to this. After all, Dazhan got the water in vain, so it didn't matter if he drank it first.

"Hey... do you think this water is a little sweeter than what you usually drink?"

After drinking a pot of water, I smashed it into my mouth. I felt that the water seemed a bit sweet.

"This must be your imagination, why can't I taste any sweetness?"

Dazhan nodded fiercely, feeling that his brother was right.

Thirsty people often experience similar illusions when drinking water.

This wasn't the first time he had this illusion, so Dazhan Meng didn't think much about it.

"Take a rest and then cook."

"it is good."

While the two brothers were resting, Ryota, who was dressed in mosaics, came home.

"Oh, what a monster!"

The two brothers Dazhan were shocked when they saw someone walking into the house with his whole body covered in mosaics.

His younger brother Da Zhankong even picked up the guy, preparing to give the suddenly appearing monster a hit.

"Don't do anything yet, I'm Ryota."

To be honest, from the appearance, I really couldn’t tell that it was Ryota for a while.

However, when they heard this familiar voice, the two brothers confirmed that the humanoid creature in front of them was Ryota.

"Son, did you smash it? Did you fall into the manure pit?"

"Stop talking, I'm going to take a shower first."

Under the astonished gazes of the Ozhan brothers, the grief-stricken Ryota went directly to the bathroom, ruthlessly ravaging every inch of skin on his body.

Even a piece of soap was washed off directly, barely breaking the skin.

After taking a shower, Ryota decided not to want the clothes anymore. He picked his nose with gloves and threw it out of the house.

"Can you tell me what's going on now?"

At this time, the food was ready, and Ryota washed his hands and sat at the dining table.

Faced with his father's inquiry, Liang Tai said expressionlessly: "That's what it is... push it, push it!"

"What, the cow problem has been solved?"

"Depending on the situation, it should be like this."

To be cautious, just solving the situation of one cow does not mean that the matter has been completely solved.

But in Ryota's opinion, since one cow can handle it, the remaining cows will probably be fine too.

"Great, I'm going to see it myself this afternoon. Only in this way can I feel at ease."

"Haha, as long as the problem is solved, let's eat and eat."

The matter that had been bothering them for several days was finally solved. The two brothers, Dazhan and Da Zhan, seemed very happy, but at the same time they were a little bit pained.

It was just an ordinary enema. Why didn't they think of it in the first place?

But in general, as long as the matter was resolved, the money spent on hiring a ninja was not wasted.

"By the way, which container did you use to mix the laxative? Did you clean it afterward?"

Hearing Dazhan's fierce question, Liang Tai's body suddenly stiffened.

After looking at the miso soup on the table and at the two people who were happily drinking it, Ryota decided it was better not to tell the truth.

"Well, the container is just a big bowl, I've already thrown it away."

"You kid really doesn't know how to live."

"It's just a good bowl. Why are you throwing it away?"

Shaking their heads, the brothers Dazhanmeng and Dazhankong talked about Liang Tai for a while, but they didn't blame him for being prodigal, but they just felt that it was a bit inappropriate.

"Your mother died early because I didn't educate you well. Remember, it's better to live frugally in the future."

Ryota, who was sweating while eating his meal, nodded quickly to show that he understood.

......

After having lunch and resting for a while, Kong Ming brought Yui and Tanaka to Da Zhan's house again.

Originally, Liang Tai wanted to settle accounts with Kong Ming, but now he was worried about another thing, so he was not in the mood to find fault with him.

Regarding this, Kong Ming glanced at Liang Tai in surprise, feeling that this guy's behavior was a bit abnormal and he didn't actually come to trouble him.

No one made trouble, and the entire afternoon's operations went very smoothly. Kong Ming only needed to mix a large vat of laxative liquid, and the rest was directly handed over to Liang Tai, who had an extra-large syringe.

When they saw the remaining nineteen cows giving birth one after another, the two brothers almost cried with excitement.

After the incident was resolved, Kong Ming and the other three left the battle house and went to the Hokage Building to hand in the mission.

...

In the evening, the two brothers, Dazhan, who were in a happy mood, decided to go to the big bathhouse to take a good bath, and by the way, they called Ryota.

Of course Ryota agreed, and if possible, he could take ten baths a day during this period.

"comfortable!"

While soaking in the large bathtub, the two brothers, Da Zhan, closed their eyes and hummed in comfort.

The cow matter has been solved, and I feel relaxed mentally. Now I am soaking in the bath, and I feel physically relaxed as well.

On the basis of double relaxation, it undoubtedly enhanced their physical senses and made them feel extremely comfortable.

"Ryota..."

Just when Ozhanmeng was about to say something to Ryota, he suddenly felt very uncomfortable in his stomach and opened his eyes suddenly.

When Ryota heard his father calling him, he turned around and happened to see a stream of yellow water spurting out from under Dazhan's buttocks soaked in the water.

Ryota's worst fear finally happened, his father actually had diarrhea in the pool.

Ozhan looked at Liang Tai fiercely, bit his lip, and shook his head gently, signaling him not to panic.

Then Dazhan suddenly looked around and found that several people around him were submerged in the water and were unconscious. He grabbed the edge of the pool with his hands, stretched his body, and resisted the urge to stand up slowly and wanted to walk out.

Dazhankong heard the sound of water and opened his eyes in confusion. He saw Dazhan thrusting his butt and said, "Brother, why are you going? Let's hang out some more."

Dazhan was silent for a long time, but just as he was about to bend down and go out, suddenly, he started to move underneath him again, and with a "whoosh", a string of yellow liquid spurted out.

Da Zhankong was directly shot in the head by "Xiang", and he was shocked at the time.

He wiped his face and almost lost his breath, and roared, "WC, brother, what are you doing? What the hell did you spray out?"

Dazhan yelled loudly: "I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore." Then he jumped out of the pool.

However, because his bare feet were slippery, he suddenly fell to the ground. He ignored the pain and tightly covered his anus area with his hands.

But that didn't work, Xiang sprayed in all directions from the gaps between his fingers, with great force.

At this moment, there was another explosion in the pool, and Dazhankong's stomach began to feel unsatisfactory, and he plummeted in the pool.

The water in the pool is almost turning yellow.

Ryota got out of the bath when Ozhan Meng squirted for the first time and stood in the corner watching anxiously.

At this time, he saw Da Zhankong standing up and running out of the pool while spraying air, his face turned green.

Now Da Zhankong also felt what Da Zhanmeng felt just now.

The bathhouse was a blast. The two brothers, Da Zhan, were in agony throughout the whole process and kept squirting.

On the walls, underground, beside the pool, and on the door, Huang Xiang is everywhere, truly "flying".

The chaos inside finally made it outside. The owner of the bathhouse thought there was a commotion inside, but when he opened the door, he turned to stone...

To say that Dazhan Meng deserves to have the word "meng" in his name, this jet is so powerful.

I saw him lying on the ground, roaring: "Get the hell out of my way."

Then, under the horrified look of the boss, the big gun sprayed directly to the ceiling, which was more than three meters high.

Seeing this situation, the boss slammed the door and stood outside the door almost crying.

"Brothers inside, are you really competing for diarrhea?"

......

The next day, the incident of Brother Oizhan flying freely in the bathhouse directly made the headlines in Konoha Village. Almost everyone who read the news was discussing this matter.

There are various theories, some say that the two brothers were poisoned, others say that the two of them are actually practicing a ninjutsu called Xiangdun.

Three days later, the recovered brothers gave Ryota a severe beating without saying a word.

How cruel is it?

According to what Kong Ming later learned, this guy had been lying in bed for a full month, which was really miserable.

Ryota: Bastard Kong Ming, don’t let me see you again.

Kong Ming: I didn’t pack my things. Do you blame me?

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The sun rises and the moon sets, day and night change, it’s another beautiful day!

Konoha Task Maniac