American comics: Because I am Batman

"Cape?" Wayne touched the Bat suit in the window: "It looks pretty good."

"That's what I wore when I was investigating a mafia arms deal in Jamaica. At that time, I was thinner than before I died. You can't wear it. It doesn't fit you."

Wayne glanced at Brucey. Her figure was not exactly slender. After all, she was only 1.8 meters tall, and she had the characteristics of most heroines in American comics.

It's just about having a hot body. Don't worry about any physical laws or biological laws. Newton and Darwin have no control here.

I don’t know how she managed to fight crime in Gotham with such heavy “equipment”.

"Just change it."

After retracting his slightly rude gaze, Wayne took out the Bat suit from the window.

When he was changing the size of his suit, Wonder Boy came next to him: "Brucey...is she willing to help us?"

"Except for not wanting to see you guys and still having very serious self-destructive tendencies, everything else is fine."

Wayne unzipped his suit, put it on his chest and lined it - the upper body was actually about the same, so it should fit.

Just a little short.

"So what are your plans next?"

Wonder Boy then asked.

"Continue the plan you failed to complete last time, and make trouble for the original black water monsters one by one!"

Wayne put the pieces of armor he took from Brucey on the Batsuit piece by piece.

"Then you need N metal? But now that Amazon has fallen, I can't find Hephaestus. I only have Hawk Girl's big hammer, which can't be made into other weapons. Can you use it?"

"No need." Wayne shook his head and began to sew the hem of the Bat suit: "My spine has turned into amber gold, which means I have the ability to absorb those black water metals. Just let me do it."

Wonder Boy was not very shocked: "This does sound a lot like Brucie's plan - but she must have a back-up plan! Did she tell you? It's not just the illusion of Amber Gold that affects the mind of the original Black Water Monster !”

"I know! Our plan is just to prevent the original black water monster from creating new black water monsters. There is still a long way to go after this."

"Maybe you will die, or you will be controlled by illusions! After all, we don't know what it will be like if a person's whole body is replaced by amber gold!"

Wayne sighed and started sewing his trousers. The trousers were really too narrow: "As for me possibly dying, Bruce should have a backup plan. I believe her. After all, she is the Batman of this world, and she is the only one." It could be her.

As for me being manipulated by the illusion - I will ask Bruce to install a miniature bomb on my heart later. If I am addicted to the illusion of amber gold, you only need to press the button lightly. "

At this time, Wonder Boy was really frightened by Wayne: "Do you really plan this? Did you accept this plan so simply? No, I mean, did you really accept it so simply? Go to your heart Put a bomb on it and put your life in our hands?"

"I trust Brucey, and Brucey trusts you, and that's enough!"

After saying that, Wayne started to put on the Batsuit, without giving Wonder Boy a chance to continue asking him.

The Wonder Boy couldn't see Brucey and couldn't run to ask her.

If only she wasn't as awkward as before...

Wonder Boy sighed.

It's just that Brucey doesn't care what the Boy Wonder thinks of herself. She still doesn't know that the fact that she is alive in another state has been discovered by the Boy Wonder.

Now she is still making backup plans.

"Bat Computer, my current state is a remnant of biological electromagnetic waves and does not belong to the magic category, right?"

The BatComputer answered in the affirmative.

"Then..." Brucey sat on the chair - she was sitting empty, just maintaining a sitting posture. This was her habit, her habit when thinking: "Then, is there a way to convert my bioelectromagnetic waves into Instill it into others?”

The BatComputer once again answered in the affirmative.

"I mean, replacement! Replacing a person's consciousness is actually something that can only be done by magic - I remember that this kind of technology should be included in the knowledge about Atlantis that I collected before. Right?"

Batcomputer is still a sure thing.

"So, what about making a human body again? I remember that there was something like this in the pile of Amazon junk that Boy Wonder gave me before."

Brucey tapped her fingers on the table - she obviously couldn't knock, but she was able to hit the table every time.

"As for Wayne and Batman's physical data, you already have a backup, right?"

The Batcomputer kept giving Brucey an affirmative answer.

"That's good."

Bruce nodded with satisfaction: "Then, let's start the plan, codename: 'Detective', with the highest level of confidentiality!"

"Do you have a backup plan?"

Batman, who looked a bit nondescript, came behind Bruce and asked.

Now Batman's ears on the hood have become longer and more pointed, and there are also traces of armor connections on the mask.

On his jet black cloak, just above his shoulders, there was an extra layer of shawl, which was also pointed.

As for the Bat suit, Batman is now akimbo, with his cape spread open, and you can see the general appearance of his suit.

It didn't look like a tights at all, more like a gray plaid jacket with three-quarter lengths on the left and right. There were pieces of armor in the plaid, which moved with his breathing.

But what made the corners of Brucie's eyes twitch was his yellow belt and black underwear - although she also knew that these things could only be regarded as shorts.

"Yes." After calming down, Brucey's calm look showed no trace of what she was planning: "You just need to act according to the plan."

"So, information about the original black water monster?"

"There are five more in total... there were seven before. Hawk Girl is dead, and you have dealt with the Blackwater Poison Ivy Man."

Brucey pointed to the huge screen: "They are the Riddler, Scarecrow, Mad Hatter, Mr. Freeze, and Crocodile Man..."

Batman's white eyes were big and small, and it was obvious that he was surprised: "Wait a minute, aren't these all your fan club? Why did you put a Hawkgirl in there?"

Bruce was also very surprised. She didn't understand why Batman asked this question.

"Gotham was destroyed immediately. Except for guys like Penguin, the named criminals were extremely angry - okay, I admit, I did use some means to force them to submit."

"I'm asking Hawkgirl..."

Of course Batman knew that those guys would not casually agree to be Brucey's experimental material.

"Hawkeye was the first one to join, and she also took the initiative to join. She provided me with a lot of experimental data.

However, this kind of transformation is too inhumane. I can no longer use this kind of transformation on the Justice League people, but we need such an army, so I can only choose people from the GCPD prison.

But in fact, I can’t choose.

Deathstroke ran away when Gotham was destroyed, and the GCPD couldn't contain her.

Penguin was stupid enough to do arms business with Atlantis and died at their hands.

Two-Face went crazy and when facing the Atlantis army, he flipped a coin and shot himself to death.

Lei Xiao Agu was about to die before. After all, I destroyed his spring. He only had a few days to live and could only wait for death in the GCPD.

I don’t know where Talia went. Her body was still in the hospital morgue before, but when I went back to look at it later, she had disappeared.

The situation at that time was that there were only a few people left in the GCPD, and I had no choice. "

Batman really doesn't know where to start.

"So, which guy do you think is easier to deal with - let me tell you my personal opinion first. I really want to beat the Riddler, beat him half to death, and amputate him below the eyebrows!"

Bruce also looked at Batman with one big eye and one small eye: "Have you ever met the Riddler in your world? Do you hate him so much?"

"We can't say there is any deep hatred, we can only say we are incompatible with each other."

Batman's serious look made Bruce a little more interested. She smiled and asked, "Did Nygma snatch a certain supermodel that you liked?"

"Have you ever tried to find riddles left by more than two hundred Riddlers in one night?"

Batman...Wayne spent a summer vacation at that time to prove that my grandfather had a high IQ and I had a low IQ.

"More than two hundred?" Bruce was completely interested: "This is probably his workload for a month, right? You cracked it in one night? Not bad!"

Batman nodded.

Yes, a night of more than seventy hours.

"But it's okay. Compared with the more than 400 riddles I left behind at the Gotham charity gala more than ten years ago, yours is relatively easy."

Bruce said jokingly: "By the way, you won't be able to solve the Riddler's riddle, right? Well... I mean, there is no way to solve his riddle in a short time."

Although Batman wanted to refute Brucey, he finally reluctantly admitted the reality.

He had solved all the traps left by the Riddler and was about to die. If he really encountered the Riddler himself, with his ability as a fake, he could basically take his hands off the keyboard, declare death, and type GG.

"As for Nygma, he will indeed design a lot of riddles in the breeding room, but there should not be hundreds, and I will provide you with support, so you can rest assured."

Maybe out of his mind, maybe out of a whim, Batman asked Bruce like he was mentally retarded: "If he asks a riddle, what goes into an alley with six legs and goes out with two legs, what should he do then?"

When Wonder Boy found Batman again, he found a red mark on his chin.

"You were beaten?"

he asked bluntly.

Batman touched his chin, which wasn't actually above his head, and nodded.

"Oh, Brucy couldn't stand the fact that you slapped me, so you took revenge for me?"

Wonder Boy smiled: "Although there is no special relationship between me and her, I am still very happy to see that she can seek justice for me!"

Batman wanted to deny Wonder Boy's statement, but if he told the reason, he would appear to be no different from a scumbag, so he could only acquiesce to Wonder Boy's statement.

"Are you serious?" Boy Wonder frowned: "Seriously, I don't believe she would beat you for something like this. She usually just beats criminals! You must have pissed her off! Otherwise she wouldn't He will hit his companions casually!"

"Maybe……"

Batman was unwilling to continue the question and just stood at the door of the Batcave.

"Are you going to run out again?" The Wonder Boy patted his armor: "Can you take me with you? Your kind of lightning-like power?"

Batman had never tried to bring someone into the Speed ​​Force. He was originally going to shake his head, but at this moment, a Batmobile drove over.

Yes, it’s the Batmobile.

Unlike Batman's own Batmobile, which is similar to a tank, this Batmobile is more like a sports car.

Streamlined body, smooth and traceless surface, two bat-ear-like tail wings, and a row of engines emitting blue light at the rear.

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Just one word, handsome!

Cool!

As for the firepower issue - handsome is enough! What more forts are needed!

"Wow! I haven't seen her in a long time!"

The Wonder Boy's eyes lit up, and he gently stroked the car body. Although his tone sounded a little crazy, his expression was very clear, and he was just admiring the Batmobile.

At this time, the female voice of the Batcomputer sounded: "To break through the Blackwater Riddler's mechanism, it is recommended to use this Batmobile."

"Don't I still have the Batplane?"

Batman laughed and jumped into the Batmobile - like all Batman, the Batmobile has no doors and can only be jumped in.

But as soon as he saw the screen on the driver's seat, he smiled.

"BatComputer sincerely serves you!"

"Wow! Brucy? Are you still alive?"

With one glance at Batman's white eyes, Wonder Boy immediately understood.

He pretended to be surprised and looked at the figure on the screen - yes, it was Brucey on the screen.

"This is the Batcomputer! Using Brucey's facial data!"

Brucey said seriously, making the two big men in the Batmobile and an invisible "dead man" feel stomachaches.

I can't stand it any longer, family.

"Okay then! Bu... the Batcomputer!" Batman pursed his lips with great difficulty: "This Batmobile has the ability to walk in water, right?"

"Yes! Batman!"

The smooth electronic sound made the Wonder Boy turn his head away. He really wanted to laugh.

"So, the target is the Blackwater Riddler's lair. Do you have a definite location?"

"The goal is set! Now I will guide you to the breeding room of the Blackwater Riddler!"

"set off!"

Feeling that he would be unable to hold on any longer, Batman stepped on the accelerator, drove the Batmobile, and roared out of the Batcave!