American comics: Because I am Batman

"So why have we ended up in this situation?"

Batman stepped on the clutch and steered the Batmobile through a bend of only 45 degrees with inertial drift, and then let out a sigh.

Behind the Batmobile. There is a huge shield machine, which is making a terrifying roar.

"Hey, hey, you still have the nerve to say this now?"

Although the Wonder Boy had the means to smash the shield machine to pieces, he was not sure how to deal with the man inside the shield machine: "Why don't you just answer the Riddler's question honestly? Why did you fire directly at him?" ?"

Batman wanted to refute, he didn't even know what weapons the Batmobile had, how could he fire it!

After glaring at Brucey, who was expressionless and innocently pretending to be an AI, Batman glanced at the rear mirror and saw that the shield machine was still chasing them.

"Ignore this for now, I just want to know what I should do now to get this bastard Riddler out of the shield machine. I'm going to break all the bones in his body!"

"..."

Brucey said nothing.

"Hey! Boo...Batcomputer!" Boy Wonder said to Brucey eagerly: "Use your invincible Batman IQ to think of a solution!"

The Batmobile came to a sudden stop, almost throwing Wonder Boy out.

"There is no way ahead!"

"Is it okay to fire out the cannon?"

Batman shook his head: "This is all bedrock. If you can just pierce it with a 60mm cannon, wouldn't this planet be very shameless?"

The roar of the shield machine came from behind, and Wonder Boy couldn't help but want to rush out and dismantle the Blackwater Riddler thing.

"Wait! Wonder Boy!"

Batman grabbed Wonder Boy's tights and shook his head at him: "Listen, the digging sound of the shield machine has been maintained at a relatively stable volume, which means the Blackwater Riddler is also looking for us."

"So you're going to play hide and seek with him?"

Batman was silent for a moment, and in just a second, he came up with a arrogant plan: "Batcomputer, is there sonar installed in the Batmobile?"

"Would you like to turn on the sonar to get a map of the nearby terrain?"

Brucey clearly understood what Batman wanted to do, and after finishing speaking, she controlled the sonar device on the chassis of the Batmobile to emit huge sound waves.

"Ahahaha! Detective! I found you!"

But at the next moment, the crazy voice of the Blackwater Riddler came along with the sound of the TBM swallowing earth.

"No, I can only construct a topographic map of part of the place!"

When Batman stepped on the accelerator and charged, Brucey displayed the terrain map detected by the sonar on the screen.

"That's enough!" Batman looked at the terrain map and quickly knew where he should go.

In fact, the Wonder Boy can also see it. After all, if a big circle appears in a winding maze route, normal people will be suspicious.

"Uh, Batman? I think you should get rid of the Riddler first!"

Putting the manual gear into gear, Batman endured the pressure caused by acceleration and gritted his teeth: "It's not difficult to get rid of him!"

It's really not difficult. Although the Blackwater Riddler's shield machine is indeed very fast, it has a big visual shortcoming. He can only see some places in front of him.

"Oh! Detective! My time is much more valuable than yours! Stop wasting my time!"

After several turns, listening to the Blackwater Riddler's taunts, Batman reluctantly slowed down the Batmobile.

He also needed to take a breather.

"Did you notice a problem?"

At this time Brucey asked, no matter whether her behavior was like an intelligent AI or not.

"Ah..." Batman nodded after regaining his breath: "I know, the Riddler of Blackwater does abide by the rules, too much! This will be the key to us breaking the situation!"

This confused the Wonder Boy, who looked confused: "What problem did you notice? The Riddler is behind us, don't play riddles!"

"That is to say, the shield machine of the Black Water Riddler can obviously destroy the entire underground city - it should be an underground city, right? An underground maze? No matter - he can obviously tear this place to pieces, or directly flood it with water. Yes, but he didn’t, he has been walking along the existing route in this underground maze!”

Batman pointed at the terrain map just detected by sonar: "In other words, he still retains the obsession he had when he was the Riddler - he feels that Batman's IQ is definitely not as good as his! He can crush him based on his IQ. Batman!”

"You're right, Nygma is too confident, too arrogant, and too obsessed with Batman! This will be a favorable breakthrough!"

A smile appeared on Brucey's face.

You really don’t look like a normal intelligent AI...

Batman thought about a certain housekeeper named Jia, but in the end he didn't say much. He could only wait for Brucey to patch it in the future and say that her intelligent AI could rival Jarvis.

"Then, let's go take a look inside the circle first!"

Arriving at that place, some bad memories immediately came to Batman's mind.

"Enough of the bad fun!"

He looked at this huge mechanism and gritted his teeth.

"Did you see it? The mechanism here?"

Wonder Boy felt that his role was really useless and he couldn't understand anything.

"I can't say that I'm familiar with it, I can only say..."

While Batman was talking, the sounds of the Blackwater Riddler and his shield machine came from behind.

"Go and hold the Blackwater Riddler back, and remember not to destroy his shield machine. I always feel like this bastard will do something..."

Before Batman could finish his words and turn his head to look at Boy Wonder, the guy jumped out of the Batmobile and headed towards the Blackwater Riddler with a powerful war cry.

"Amazon is like this, just get used to it! Now we have to get rid of this mechanism as soon as possible!"

Batman nodded, then controlled the Batmobile to shoot out the noose, grabbing a ring on the top of the Batmobile's head.

Then, he used the ring to pull the Batmobile and slowly lowered it down into a deep pit in the center.

It's all water down there.

"Ok?"

After descending to a certain position, Batman turned the wheels of the Batmobile to the left, trying to rotate a section of the wall of the pit, but this seemingly abrupt strip of wall did not move at all.

"Use your eyes. Are you using your detective vision too much? Right in front of us, on the ceiling, there is a riddle written on it!"

Brucey's reminder made Batman react.

He looked up and saw a line of words written in green paint on the ceiling that was very insulting to the name calligraphy.

He couldn't even figure out what this ghost-drawing talisman was.

"Hmm? It's been ten years, and he's still using such old-fashioned cryptography for encryption?"

Batman was a little embarrassed to say that he didn't understand, but Brucey didn't tease him at this time.

In fact, there are still——

"It's very simple. There are only three layers of encryption. These punctuation marks represent numbers, and these numbers represent the English characters on the nine-square grid keys of the mobile phone. Separate them and arrange them in two vertical columns, from top to bottom, with left and right If you interpret it in a certain way, you can get a series of riddles!"

Batman listened in a daze. He understood everything except one.

“The less you have, the more precious it is!”

Brucey told the riddle, and then before Batman could figure out the meaning of the riddle, she directly said the answer: "Friend!"

Just after Brucey finished speaking, the wall under the Batmobile began to rotate along with his tires, but only one space.

Batman turned his head and looked. Opposite the Batmobile, the door was still blocked by the wall. He needed to turn five more squares to get the wall with the hole to turn to the door.

"Uh, Brucey?"

"what?"

"ASAP!"

Batman could feel Brucey's sarcastic look.

Grandpa has a high IQ, but I have a low IQ. What’s wrong?

Batman pouted and was about to say something to Brucey when she solved the next riddle.

"What's useful only if it's broken? Eggs!"

Another frame.

"What can sink a giant ship without seeing the light? Do you think I haven't seen Titanic? It's ice!"

Fuck!ice!

Batman controlled the Batmobile and turned another space.

"The more you cut, the faster I grow? Kong!"

Another frame.

"What changes from green to red? Frog!"

Another frame.

"Flowered steel plates, bright grilles, never leaving, where am I?"

Brucey seemed to be stumped. She hesitated for a full two seconds and was unable to give her answer.

Finally, feeling the increasingly intense shock and feeling that he could no longer go on like this, Batman told the answer.

"Home! It's home!"

The last square!

"You know, it's not that I can't solve this puzzle, it's just that the signal linking me to the Batmobile is a little unstable!"

Brucey's defense sounds a little pale, but Batman won't ridicule her because of this.

"Then it's my job!"

Ejecting from the Batmobile, opening his cape, Batman glides into a hole in the wall of the pit.

There is a gate inside, with green question marks all over it, and on the ground is a large question mark that is divided into three pieces and looks fragmented.

"You really make me want to beat you more and more!"

After Batman muttered to himself, he threw the batarang at the question mark on the door.

After his batarang hit the question mark on the door, one of the big question marks on the ground spun.

After spending "a little bit" of time to pass the question mark on the door and make the broken question mark on the ground continue to rotate, and finally recover, Batman was still blocked in front of the door.

Because the question marks on the door all connected together to form a riddle.

Long, stinky riddle.

I can't be bought, but one look can steal me.

I am worthless to one and priceless to two.

What am I?

This really stumps Batman, this fake Batman. He couldn't even guess the brain teasers decades ago. Now you ask him to guess the Riddler's puzzle. This is really awesome. He did.

"like!"

At this time, Brucie's voice came into his earphones: "It's love!"

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But the door didn't respond, it didn't move.

"Did something go wrong?"

There was a more violent vibration under his feet, and Batman began to become anxious.

"..."

Brucey didn't reply. Just when Batman started to get really anxious, he saw Brucey suddenly floating down from above his head.

"It doesn't make sense, this should be love, love!"

Batman licked his lips and looked up to see a camera on the question mark gate.

"Brucey? Is there any way you can make the cameras see you?"

"Huh? I am a remnant of biological electromagnetic waves. Your bat belt is mine, right? There should be a signal intrusion device inside. You intrude its signal, and then change the settings of this camera to electromagnetic wave observation mode. That’s it!”

Batman fumbled with the Bat Belt. This thing was once used by Brucey. Many things were different from where he originally put them.

His clumsy appearance made Brucey anxious, and she took out an intrusion device like a mobile phone from his belt.

But the strange thing is that when she took out the device and left Batman's body, the device penetrated his body and fell to the ground.

Brucey narrowed her eyes.

Batman didn't seem to care about this small detail - or even if he did, he wouldn't show it - he used the intrusion device and quickly adjusted the camera's observation mode.

"So what's next? What can you do?"

Brucey crossed her hands, frowned, and looked at the camera above her head, but she didn't expect Batman to hug her and then put a mask on her face.

"correct answer!"

The Riddler's voice sounded, and the door opened.

"Bah! Bah! Bah!"

Pushing Batman away, Bruce kept wiping her lips: "What's going on? You didn't even tell me?"

Batman, who seemed to be reminiscing about something, licked his lips and replied without confidence: "Love, love, the only way I can think of to express it is this - to be honest, if the method just now doesn't work, maybe you I really wanted to possess the iron can, and then I endured the nausea and committed suicide in front of the Blackwater Riddler!"

Perhaps because she was amused by Batman, or to calm down her anger, or more likely to cover up her embarrassment, Brucey pointed to the open door, smiled and shook her head: "I think you are committing suicide here, or calling yourself Dane coming over to help you would be better than this!

Now, hurry in! I won’t help you with the rest of your journey! "

Batman sighed as he watched Brucey float back to the Batmobile on the other side of the pit.

"It feels okay...fuck! What am I thinking! He is the real Batman, who am I?"

Batman walked through the door.