Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

[In other words, how can someone who can walk around the academy's martial arts field have no cultivation base?When a normal person sees this kind of person, he will only think that he is a big boss who hides his cultivation, right?Is this being collectively lowered by the protagonist's halo? 】

【Also, it's also fascinating to hit someone when you disagree with me... What's more confusing is that it's someone else.Before the protagonist taught the students in the inner courtyard to be human, the atmosphere in the branch courtyard wasn't that bad, right? 】

Ling Yao, who was walking on the road and listening to the "rebroadcast" of the Tucao service, was also puzzled in his heart.

Although the general environment of Mangsheng Great World is indeed not good, compared with the open infighting and unscrupulous suppression schemes of disciples and students in other forces, Shenlong Academy can be said to exist like an ivory tower.

Student struggles are not allowed to involve families on the surface, and the scope of competition is limited to cultivation resources; students are not allowed to kill each other, and are not allowed to join forces with other forces to deal with opponents in the academy; teachers lead teams to pull students to experience, and regularly arrange Exploring treasure lands and secret realms; when students encounter problems other than cultivation, the college will even send people to solve them... These are often only the benefits of direct disciples in other sects, but in Shenlong Academy, it is an environment that all students can enjoy.

After all, taking Changling Sword Sect as an example, the disciples they want to train will be the pillars that can support the sect in the future.In addition to the realm of cultivation, the mind and wrist are also the focus of the disciple's inspection.If you can't even settle the internal struggles of the disciples or your own family affairs, it can only mean that this person will not be able to make much contribution to Jianmen in the future, and naturally he will not be recognized by the inner sect.

Therefore, Jianmen will never intervene in the internal struggles of outer disciples, and even encourage disciples to fight.Moreover, Jianmen officials will never interfere in students' private affairs on matters that do not affect their own interests.

It is the disciple's own ability to borrow the power of Jianmen and use the connections of Jianmen.

Although Ling Yao didn't stay in the outer sect for a long time, and he didn't like the style of the weak and the strong, and he didn't have the slightest warmth, but he also had to admit that although cultivating disciples in the way of raising Gu is a bit cruel, it is the most efficient way to select talents.

But Shenlong Academy is different.It is a place to train talents for the royal family of Wolong Kingdom.As long as a student is capable in a certain area, people will only think that the more the better, they will accept everything.

They even prefer those students who have no ambitions and no scheming in the city, because such people are the easiest to become thugs of the royal family, and they will not have the heart of rebellion and usurpation.

... He absolutely did not mean Ling Linhan.

All in all, it cannot be said that there is no competition within Shenlong Academy, at least compared to other sects, it is mild enough.A situation like today is hard to say in Jianmen, but it will never happen inside Shenlong Academy.

[It can only be said that the brainless dragon is proud of Tianwen.It’s still a familiar taste, it’s a familiar formula, it’s still a familiar villain’s IQ~]

【That’s right, the little villain doesn’t need any reason to come up to give away the head...】

【I just feel a little bit sorry for that Yanlong. Although it is innocent, it is not innocent, but it is really unlucky. 】

Ling Yao didn't have time to think about it for a while, whether the abnormal behavior of those inner courtyard students was the effect of the "protagonist's halo" or other reasons. Yang Huaili had already led him to stand on the teleportation array, and silently read a few words. As soon as the environment changed, he saw that he came to the site of the academy's martial arts training ground.

Now he witnessed with his own eyes the crime scene where the protagonist pretended to be pretentious.

I saw that the "Yanlong" that the servants were talking about was already dying on the ground at this moment, and the blood of the smoky demon was splattered all over the ground.On the side, a large group of people fell in a mess.

At this moment, Ling Linhan was stepping on the huge head of "Yanlong", shaking his fist, and sweeping his eyes over a large group of members of the Five Elements Alliance standing opposite.

Although Ling Yao also knew that the so-called "flame dragon" was just a mutated sixth-order salamander, and it was not at the same level as the little blue bar in the Rukawa pupae, but Ling Linhan's posture couldn't stand...it was indeed very handsome!

The standard protagonist pretends to be a scene!If it weren't for the lack of props around him, he would have moved out a wide bench and pulled out 3D glasses to eat melons and watch the show.

Of course, he has the "guts", Yang Huaili will not give him this opportunity.Originally, Yang Huaili brought him here for the purpose of embarrassing his students, and hinted to Ling Yao that "in terms of relationship, our Shenlong Academy and Ling Linhan are stronger", but now?

Don't talk about it, they have a good relationship, it was the scene of a car accident, and the embarrassment was thrown at grandma's house!

Before Ling Yao could make a sound, he immediately asked with a sullen face:

"What's going on! What's going on?!"

In order to watch a good show, Ling Yao tried his best to reduce his sense of existence and prevent them from focusing on himself.

Of course, he was just a "background board" in this story, and others did not take him seriously.The tall man who came up to meet him just glanced at Ling Yao, then quickly turned his gaze, and responded to Yang Huaili in a low voice:

"Dean, someone is provoking our Five Elements Alliance."

Although he was talking to Yang Huaili, but judging by his posture, he didn't have the slightest bit of weakness in his heart.

Ling Yao couldn't help taking a look at this man named Gao Hongye.He was about the same age as himself, and his body was empty and watery. At first glance, he could see several expensive magic weapons on his body, and his clothes were obviously not ordinary people.

Coupled with his attitude just now, Ling Yao quickly guessed that the person in front of him might not only be a disciple of the inner sect of the branch, but also a respectable son of a big family in the southeast region - otherwise he would definitely not have the guts to talk to Yang Huaili like that .

Sure enough, although Yang Huaili was resentful and dissatisfied, but before the truth became clear, he was in front of Ling Yao, and did not directly reveal it in words:

"Lin Han is a guest I brought, how could he provoke the students in our academy! You are the current leader, please explain to me clearly!"

I don't know if Gao Hongye really has never seen Ling Linhan, the man of the year, or if he has forgotten the face of this elementary school boy who once rubbed the entire inner courtyard disciples on the ground, and he didn't back down at all. Meaning, continue to defend with a tiger face:

"He was the one who broke into our territory of the Five Elements Alliance first, and the person who provoked us with words, and even killed Xie Ming's bodyguard monster! Such a slap in the face of my disciples in the inner courtyard, we must seek justice!"

With this righteous posture, Ling Yao sneaked a glance at Ling Linhan, guessing that the little devil would feel a little choked when he heard it.

Ling Yao smacked... Probably because this guy didn't seem to have anything wrong with what he said besides concealing who made the first provocation and attack.

So, it's no wonder that the Tucao servants thought that Ling Yao was a "villain" from the beginning to the end.After all, sometimes partial truths are more deceptive than lies.

It's just that Yang Huaili is still different from Tucaoyong who is separated by time and space.The Tucao officer had no chance to find out the ins and outs of the verification matter, but it was impossible for Yang Huaili, the dean of the branch, to turn a blind eye to such a matter that already involved his own interests.

"Linhan, you say it too!"

However, at the moment, after all, the members of the Five Elements Alliance talk too much, and the others are afraid of power, so they will definitely not come out to testify for him.

And Ling Linhan is very clear in his heart. In front of Ling Yao, Yang Huaili would never admit that his student was at fault for this matter—although it is not kind to say that his former teacher is so kind, but if Yang Huaili is not like this When he first entered the branch, the atmosphere in the branch would not be like that.

Therefore, Ling Linhan only briefly explained a few words, and finally said:

"If Dean Yang doesn't believe it, it doesn't matter. Just treat me when I come back and teach my brothers and sisters."

These words can be regarded as blurring the wrong side, but in fact, it has already given Yang Huaili a step down.But in the ears of other people who don't know Ling Linhan's identity and real cultivation, these words are very arrogant.Before Yang Huaili could speak, all members of the Five Elements League looked at Ling Linhan with angry eyes.Even those ordinary students who were protected by Ling Linhan didn't look very well at Ling Linhan for a while.

But Ling Yao almost jumped up and clapped his hands: As expected of the protagonist, what a good way to pave the way for him to slap his face and pretend to be forceful, and his ability to attract hatred is simply top-notch! (You should also reflect on who he learned from)

As a human being, Yang Huaili naturally didn't want to offend Ling Linhan and ruin the plan of the chief dean because of such a trivial matter, but now he is also guilty...he can't let his students feel cold.

But at this moment, Ling Linhan has beaten up a large group of people. For this reason, the two sides are no longer concerned about who was at fault in the first place. The method of playing Tai Chi and making muddy mud is probably inappropriate. .

Now the two sides are just relying on Yang Huaili's little face, not fighting in front of his eyes.Otherwise, the scene would have collapsed long ago.

Ling Yao eats melons with his left hand and melons with his right. Watching the excitement is no big deal. Seeing the stalemate in the scene, he couldn't help but start talking:

"Or, just keep fighting?"

So he got the eyes of everyone present and their "colorful" expressions without any accident.

Does Ling Yao care what these people think of him?Of course I don't care.He rolled his eyes and added:

"Anyway, things on my side are about the same. When you win the fight, let's go together..."

go back.Is it comfortable to stare at people here?

However, before he finished speaking, Yang Huaili immediately interrupted him with a smiley face:

"Young friend Ling Yao came all the way from the Changling Sword Gate. It is a rare opportunity to visit our academy, but you have encountered such troublesome things in our school. It really makes you laugh. I hope you don't mind the small troubles. "

Ling Yaoba blinked his eyes, thinking that the old man's mind was changing quickly.Not only did he immediately realize that he had secretly put Ling Linhan on one side and put eye drops on Shenlong Academy, but he also decisively judged the incident as an "internal struggle within the academy" and brought Ling Linhan back to the Shenlong Academy's camp. , and by the way named his identity in front of other people, reminding students not to provoke themselves easily.

Master, master.

But what good is it to speak well?Ling Linhan hit and beat, and the Five Elements League cursed and cursed, no matter what he and Yang Huaili said, the parties must have already made a judgment in their hearts.

Thinking like this, Ling Yao really showed a big smile:

"It's not a problem, it's not a problem. I just feel that they are all young people who are full of blood. No matter who they are, they will always be convinced. But Dean Yang must have a better way I was the one who was abrupt, and I hope you can enlighten me.”

These words seemed to give Yang Huaili a step down, but in fact, he stabbed his lung tube with a knife—hmm, it was really funny to make such an ugly scene in front of me.I'd like to see what you can do.

Seeing Yang Huaili's smiling face almost collapsed, Ling Yao silently gave a compliment to a professional onmyoji.

It's really cool to be angry with others.

Although he would definitely not admit it, he was retaliating against Yang Huaili's words, which made him end up abusing rookies and imitating the protagonist's idea of ​​pretending to be a coward.

Of course, the final development of the matter finally fell into a "routine".Since Ling Yao started, no matter what Yang Huaili hinted, the people on both sides have made up their minds to have a big fight before giving up.

On Yang Huaili's side, not only could he not leave Ling Yao as a "guest" alone, but he also had to beware of some students who hadn't seen them getting too hot-headed and burning the flames of war on Ling Yao, an "airborne soldier" who "speaks badly".

Not only the students couldn't beat him, but he couldn't offend this master either.

Although Yang Huaili is already at the peak of his prime, he also has the status of the dean of the branch.But Ling Yao, with his identity as the direct descendant of Jianmen, only took five years to go from Dongxu Shuijie to the third level of Puxiang.Who knows what hole cards and backhands Ling Yao has in his hand?

Even if the college really plans to attack Ling Yao, regardless of whether Ling Yao will be miserable in the future, but he will be unlucky right away - as soon as the plan is over, he will be able to retire immediately, but not now something went wrong.

Therefore, Yang Huaili took care of Ling Yao's side, and really couldn't spare a hand to persuade the stubborn donkeys on both sides, so he simply stopped interfering in the students' grievances and grievances.

So Ling Yao was in the auditorium, under Yang Huaili's embarrassing gaze, and had the honor to experience a live broadcast of the protagonist's pretense + sand sculpture commentary, and witnessed how a bunch of idiot rookies from the Five Elements League were defeated by their "founding father" "Man" was beaten until his skin was blue, his face was swollen, his butt blossomed, and he was so leisurely that he almost took out the melon seeds and knocked them.

Then when the Five Elements Alliance was completely annihilated, Ling Linhan really brainwashed them with a meal of "Protagonist の Love の Chicken Soup".And the current "Leader" is also very cooperative with the "plot", and asked the villain's classic final question in shame and annoyance:

"Who exactly are you?"

A certain kid patted the corner of his clothes, leaving only a backlit, cold back:

"Five Elements Alliance, Ling Linhan."

Look at his calm tone, and look at the astonished or ashamed or deeply admired expressions of the others—【It turns out that he is the first leader we admire! 】【No wonder it is so powerful!No wonder you are so confident! 】【We were actually educated by our seniors!It's so embarrassing!It's time for the Five Elements League to reorganize! 】

Classic routines, standard cool writing!

This time Ling Yao didn't hide his inner thoughts, he stood up and slapped his hands hard to express his excitement, then he tilted his neck and asked:

"Isn't it fun? Let's go when we're done. I've been nagging you for a long time, and it's time to go back to Ling's house."

In the end, Yang Huaili could only pat his chest and promise that he would discipline the boys of the academy well and handle the Ling family's affairs properly, and then sent the two Buddhas away with a compensatory smile.

Looking at the backs of the two people who disappeared into the crowd, Gao Hongye who followed him out the door lowered his head and said:

"Teacher... Did we screw up... Little Junior Brother doesn't seem to..."

Unexpectedly, there was no trace of a justified justification just now.

Yang Huaili frowned and sighed:

"...Forget it, I can't blame you all. After all, I didn't expect that Lin Han would come with Ling Yao. The difference is a thousand miles away... If you are ashamed, you will be ashamed, at least not completely. reward."

If he hadn't adjusted the plan in time to let them have a little trouble, maybe even this little gain might not have been achieved.

Stupid students are easy to control.But it's too stupid... When acting in order to deceive him, you have to be more explicit.

I just hope that kid from Jianmen doesn't see any clues.

Gao Hongye actually didn't understand what Yang Huaili's "harvest" was. He just felt that today's uproar not only failed to win the hearts of the elementary school students, but also showed Ling Yao, an outsider, a joke for nothing. He was really aggrieved very.

But Yang Huaili has said so, presumably there are joints that he has not figured out.

"Teacher, I'll go back to appease the others first. I'm afraid they're now..."

"Well. Explain it carefully and don't make any misunderstandings."

Yang Huaili finally took off the monocle, folded it in his hand,

"Especially Xie Ming. Although the academy bought the salamander for him with funds for the plan, it has been raised for many years, and there will always be some affection. You should watch him carefully, and don't let him do anything stupid."

"I see."

……

"So why did you drag me to find Dean Yang? You clearly know..."

Ling Yao looked at Ling Linhan, a little kid who pretended to be aggressive and wanted to show his grievances, and couldn't help but roll his eyes:

"I know shit. I just pulled you to be a background board, and you are going to show off yourself!"

Ling Linhan moved his mouth, the excuse he wanted to say, but he couldn't say it because of guilty conscience.However, after this meal, he seemed to think of something again, and asked instead:

"Do you think today they... are a bit too..."

These words are very cryptic. At first glance, it seems that these people in the inner court have done too much.But Ling Yao understood Ling Linhan's meaning—these people were so arrogant and illogical, too arrogant, as if they were...acting.

But Ling Yao did not answer this question directly:

"Do you think that if I don't take you there today, you really don't have to go? Alas, people are more angry than others. I racked my brains to play every card well, but there are still people who are unwilling to play a good hand ..."

Ling Linhan realized later.

If Ling Yao hadn't taken him to visit Yang Huaili to solve the problem today...he would have come sooner or later to solve the problem.

No matter how good the card is, if it is not played, it will only become a burden if it is bad in the hand.

As for today's show, it was probably supposed to be a good show that these people put on for Ling Linhan when he visited alone.

"But why did it act like this?"

If he just wanted to take the opportunity to let him relive his college life, get back the passion and companionship he had when he was a student...someone provoked him, and it was even more necessary for someone to come out and sing a white face.

It's just that such a fuss will only leave a bad impression on him, right?

Ling Yao glanced at him, as if he wanted to explain something, but finally sighed:

"It won't do me any good to speak out. You'll figure it out if you get the chance."

If Ling Yao hadn't been present, Yang Huaili's performance would have been exactly what Ling Linhan had in mind; but with Ling Yao, who has an unclear position, the red-faced scenes would be exposed too easily.

On the contrary, they pretended to be stupid and made things ugly, so Ling Yao couldn't tell whether they were acting or they were really stupid.

And no matter if it's acting or really stupid, if it was Ling Linhan five years ago, he would probably be coaxed by Yang Huaili's play of "you will start to mess up after leaving the academy", and hurriedly want to go back to rectify the atmosphere, Change the college environment.

It's just that in the past five years in Rukawa, Ling Linhan not only had a rift with the senior management of Shenlong Academy, but also gradually weakened his feelings for other classmates and partners. a little.

What a clever move.After all, if Ling Linhan really returns to the academy, no matter what the reason is, the academy will definitely restore the atmosphere for him-this point is not false.

This is the time to test Ling Linhan's sense of responsibility - should he choose his own freedom, or choose to let others escape from the current dire life?

In fact, people who are a little bit selfish will not be entangled in this problem.But Ling Linhan...

"Don't think about it. With this skill, you should think about how to deal with that demon."

Fuck him.