Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

Fan Yiyi has been particularly worried recently.

She has recently taken a fancy to a new theme, and she needs to open a new hole in cooperation with a painter; in addition, the old works will soon be filmed, and the pile of things is so high that she can't wait to split herself in half to work.

But the most worrying thing is not that there are too many things to do, but that when she is busy with her new work, she finally looks forward to the adaptation of a TV series, and she is dumbfounded when she sees it--not to mention that the female supporting role is written as green tea, and the male second is also written as green tea. Forcefully pulled out and the male protagonist Mai Fu; the characters of the male and female protagonists are also distorted, but it fits well with the two stars who play them.In short, how to put leeks is so cool, it is almost impossible to see the original shape.

Fan Yiyi was so angry that he became a pufferfish——you guys have such ideas, why don't you write an original one yourself!If you are so knowledgeable, why don't you come to the brigade to complain about the plot?

Obviously, she was invited to communicate a lot with the screenwriter of the adaptation, but she was looking forward to it for half a year. As soon as the TV series was released, she was furious on the spot, and almost rushed to the director's house to give the fat belly director a hammer.

Cough, of course, she silently recited the core values ​​of socialism ten times, and instead scolded the crew for a thousand words on a small Weibo account where no one knew her; and then brainwashed herself, anyway, the copyright fee has already been obtained, and whoever sold it to it would have I didn’t decide on my own. Now it’s the investors and film and television copyright owners who have lost money when the filming went wrong. It’s the screenwriter who gets scolded by the audience, not myself. In the end, I came to a somewhat self-deceiving conclusion—it’s none of my business.

But the time spent in the middle will never come back.She hasn't opened it for a long time, whether it's her favorite eating and broadcasting video, or "The Way of the Universe" that she originally followed up with the Tucao servants.

Now that she is angry, it can be considered that she finally has some free time.She first ordered two bowls of rice while eating and broadcasting the new video, then clicked on the ○dian app and rushed straight to the book review area.

As a result, I turned around and found that although there were many updates in the past few days, the comment area was very deserted.Even the chatter of the big old pigeon only complained at the end of a certain chapter:

[They are all brothers, how could I love you: Hasn't the author signed a contract yet?What is the number of words without signing a contract?I am here to read novels or to dive!Ahhhh I'm drowning, help! !gurgling gurgling...]

Just don't play too much.

But with this sentence, Fan Yiyi became even less interested in the update some time ago.She casually swipe the chapter table of contents, and by looking at the title, she can probably guess that the recent writing is about how the protagonist group and 01 "falsely" teamed up to fight the demons.

And the content of this is not the nonsense formation of troops or the protagonist harvesting the mysterious magic weapon, but the supplies are deliberately short here, and the protagonist's soldiers are crowded out there, and then the protagonist hurriedly came out to pretend to be a shock, and the villains cannon fodder After slipping and kneeling one after another.

However, after slipping and kneeling, there are not many cannon fodder who are sincerely convinced. They lined up to hold a grudge against the protagonist. They either filed a complaint with 01 or secretly designed to cheat the protagonist again... Running on the road to death without hesitation, She even waved wildly at her handsome villain: Come on!Waiting for you!

Here she really wants to complain - in the protagonist group, everyone has their own strengths, each perform their duties, and the effect is multiplied; why is it that only 01 is left on 01's side and is exhausted?The only one who can help is a man named Xu Tingxin...

Of course, if Ling Yao hears this question, he will tell him that it's not that the master has no talent, but that those under Ling Linhan are loyal and only want to support Ling Linhan to the top and get a "conglong" merit ; and these boys from the master's family all want to be "emperors" by themselves, and it's good if they don't assassinate each other when they get together. It's impossible to work for Ling Yao, the "big prince" who is paddling water.

And he would also tell her that it was the first formal cooperation between the two parties, and there would definitely be various frictions among the subordinates.It's not just that there are people on the main side who can't see it, there are also many people on Hengnan's side who plot against them.It's just that most of the things that happened in Hengnan were solved by Ling Linhan himself, and on his side...of course, they were assigned to his subordinates according to the normal process, so naturally there was not so much fuss.

However, Fan Yiyi didn't understand the secrets that were not written in these "books", so he could only draw one conclusion:

understood.The other peers of the Ling family are pigs! (Although there seems to be nothing wrong with this statement)

In short, according to Da LaoGe and Piao ErYe, these plots in the middle can be said to be not only bad street routines, but also forced to pretend to be forceful, not logical, not good-looking, not funny, not handsome, Also... Hey, is there something strange mixed in?

So she simply dragged the progress bar and adjusted the interface to the latest chapter.

"Decisive battle against the heart demon...? Then there must be Yao Zai on the stage! The protagonist and the villain team up to fight monsters, probably in the style of intrigue and plot against each other..."

【"Fuck me, run! You can't beat me! Don't fight me! Can you please change me!"

"Shut up! You're so annoying, are you deliberately distracting me?"

"Hide this wave behind me! You brush the mobs!"

"Then you move quickly, don't miss the line of defense."

"Let your little brother stay away, I'm going to make a big move, and I won't be responsible for accidentally killing them!"

"All right..."]

(From Chapter 498 of "The Great Way of the Universe" - Battle Against the Demons)

Fan Yiyi: "...Is it? Is your style of painting not right???"

How crazy is this author again!What does it mean to start writing in a mysterious style every time 01 is present in the battle!

Refresh!Refresh!I must have opened it the wrong way.

Fan Yiyi frantically clicked the refresh button.

Then... Huh, really disappeared?

She scratched her head: it was simply inexplicable.

……

The one who was more speechless than Fan Yiyi was Ling Yuandong who fought in the secondary battlefield.

Compared with the others, he rushed closer to the heart demon, and he could clearly see how the two guys who were fighting the heart demon were working together and cooperating tacitly, and he could even hear what they were yelling at each other.

In short, it is... abnormally "harmonious".

Obviously, this is not the first time Ling Linhan and Ling Yao have cooperated to fight together, and their relationship is not as hostile as rumored.

If there is cooperation in other fields, it can be understood as the result of mutual games; then on the battlefield, it is possible to cooperate and fight, even if it is not a relationship that is entrusted to the back, at least it can be achieved through a considerable amount of trust.

Especially in the battle against the demons, a slight betrayal may kill the opponent.Moreover, the death of his companion caused by this kind of betrayal, in the eyes of outsiders, is nothing more than the work of a demon, and there is no way to investigate the responsibility.

If the strength remains the same, if Ling Yao is replaced by Yin Ruobing, or even replaced by him, Ling Linhan may not be able to trust the other party so much, right?

Rather than enemies, their relationship might be... more like friends who are at odds with each other.

Ling Yuandong was taken aback by his sudden thought.

But that is not allowed.Yes, not impossible, but impossible.

If Ling Yao was Ling Linhan's friend, then how could Heng Nan have the heart to be ruthless when dealing with the master's family in the future?How could it be possible to kill anyone in the main family's direct line against Ling Yao's wishes?even……

How could they kill Ling Yao for them, and cut off all possibility of the master's lineage making a comeback?

How will he avenge his hatred, the hatred of so many people in Hengnan?

But apart from Ling Linhan, who else could they rely on to achieve such a wish?

boom--

As the star map on the ground lit up, the sky thunder exploded in response.Even if the smoke and dust billowed, it couldn't cover the purple lightning that shone like a spider web in the air.

Just as the "spider web" trapped the inner demon, a huge phantom of a pagoda gradually appeared in the air.The phantom of the pagoda is not as dazzling as the star map on the ground and the thunder and lightning falling to the sky, but the aura it emits is simple and heavy, full of majesty and shocking power, making everyone who sees it have the urge to worship for a moment.

when--!when--!when--!Boom!

Amidst the soul-soothing bells, the phantom of the pagoda collided head-on

And the inner demon, who seemed to be everywhere and omnipotent, gradually revealed a small body under such double attack, struggling constantly in the grid.

Although those blood-colored eyes were still frightening, there was no longer the overwhelming sense of oppression on his body.

will win.Ling Yuandong thought.He knew that Ling Linhan was the kind of person who would never waver once he made up his mind and made his position clear.

As long as Ling Yao doesn't engage in petty tricks or tricks, even if there may be a price to pay in the process, the two of them will definitely defeat the demons in this way.

But he didn't have much joy of victory in his heart.On the contrary, there is even a hint of heaviness.

Hengnan, no, it should be said that the entire Ling family is too small for these two people.This is also the reason why Ling Yao has no interest in being the head of the Ling family - with his vision and heart, he will not be willing to be trapped by a mere Ling family.The same goes for Ling Linhan.

Compared with the "trivial" things in the entire Ling family, they are more willing to focus on cultivation.Even if they are dealing with people, they are more willing to get along with people from their respective schools, in order to find like-minded people, match each other, and sympathize with each other.

If it weren't for the blood relatives and enmity, these two people would never interfere in the Ling family's affairs, and it would be impossible for them to stand on their respective opposing sides.

But what if Ling Linhan suddenly doesn't want to care about those grievances?In the final analysis, those grievances and grievances were caused by the previous generation, and others can't force Ling Linhan to recite them.

Although Ling Linhan is a person who values ​​love and righteousness, he will not let go of Heng Nan easily, nor will he force them to accept Ling Yao and the master... But Ling Yuan Dong Mang is a bit reckless, and he still has self-knowledge.As long as Ling Linhan himself puts it down, what kind of splashes can Hengnan, big and small, three or two cats make?

If they teamed up to win this time, Ling Linhan would have to worry about the friendship that they faced against the enemy together today if he really wanted to deal with the master's family in the future.

It would be nice if... it would be fine if I lost.

Ling Yuandong suddenly jumped up as if waking up from a dream, hacked to death the monster that was rushing in front of him, and shook his head frantically.

How could he think such absurd things?In order to repel the demons, how much they have paid a heavy price, how many relatives and friends have died, how can he change his position for such an unnecessary thing?

It must be a demon, trying to shake his mind.He thought so.

But sometimes, even if some thoughts pass by in a flash, they will quietly take root in my heart, waiting for the day when the maliciousness breaks out.

And this day is obviously not far away for Ling Yuandong to unlock——

Amidst the shrill screams and the crackling of thunder and lightning, the black mist-like body of the heart demon gradually faded and dissipated, revealing the black-red magic core; its red pupils also dimmed—as if Will be blown away by the wind at any time.

It was also at this moment that Ling Linhan rushed forward, swung his fist full of the power of the five elements, and slammed it at the demon core of the heart demon!

But just when the inner demons collapsed and turned into smoke and dust, Ling Yao who was originally standing behind Ling Linhan suddenly raised his sword and slashed forward mercilessly——

It was facing Ling Linhan's neck!

Ling Yuandong suddenly turned pale with shock.

Although he didn't think that Ling Yao would do such things as crossing rivers and destroying bridges and sneaking behind the scenes, no matter what Ling Yao's current intentions were, if his sword was implemented, he might be on the spot against Ling Linhan, who had no defense behind him. About to be seriously injured!

"Be careful!!"

Before he could finish his roar, an icy blue streamer flew up and hit Ling Yao's purple-colored Yingying Sword heavily.

Probably because he heard Ling Yuandong's voice, Ling Linhan, who had his back to Ling Yao, also turned around in a dazed and vigilant manner, and saw Ling Yao with a "unfriendly face", and not far away, he was running towards him with a panicked expression. Yin Ruobing.

Ling Linhan couldn't figure it out for a while, and frowned, just about to ask something.However, before he could speak, Yin Ruobing shouted eagerly:

"Ling Yao, are you crazy! The war has just ended, and you are going to attack your companions! Even if there is hatred between you, you can't take advantage of others' danger and sneak attack each other at this time!"

Then Ling Yao acted as if he hadn't heard of it, but instead kept moving his hands, he immediately changed his move and struck at Ling Linhan again.The Frost Snow Style was cold and fierce, but this time it directly poked at Ling Linhan's chest.

Now even if he didn't know what Ling Yao wanted to do, Ling Linhan couldn't be silent.Although he didn't have the intention to fight back, he used the power of the five elements to cover his body, and folded his arms to protect his chest, and he insisted on holding Ling Yao's sword.

"What are you doing?"

Ling Linhan's voice was low and somewhat annoyed.Although he didn't really believe that Ling Yao wanted to kill him and did it suddenly, but anyone who was attacked suddenly would not have a good temper.

However, Ling Yao showed an expression that surprised him—doubt and shock:

"You can't see it?! It's clearly..."

However, before Ling Yao finished speaking, Yin Ruobing still rushed close, and an ice spear appeared in his hand, and suddenly swept towards Ling Yao!

Ling Linhan didn't take the initiative to attack for the time being, but Yin Ruobing's move could hurt someone.Ling Yao naturally made a decision immediately, adjusted the direction of the sword, and slashed at the head of the Bingling Spear with a backhand sword, then retreated upwards, turned his wrist and swung a sword flower that was blocking people, trying to force Yin Ruobing to retreat first. man of.

"Get out of the way. I'm not trying to..."

However, Yin Ruobing seemed to have known Ling Yao's plan, and knew how to make Ling Yao feel troubled.Facing the turning sword, which was more defensive than offensive, she not only did not evade, but blocked Ling Linhan and the other people who rushed over, and braved the wound cut by the sword, she insisted on holding the Ice Spear. Come over, stand in front of Ling Linhan and grab Bai:

"It seems that you are determined to be hostile to us! I will not let you succeed! Although you are very strong, we Hengnan are of one mind, and we may not be able to defeat you together! If you want to kill him, then Step over my dead body first!"

Since the disappearance of the demons, the other demons lost their leaders, and the dragons quickly retreated and fled without a leader, and more and more people ended the battle.In the blink of an eye, more than one-third of the people gathered around Ling Linhan and Ling Yao.

And Yin Ruobing's words were deep and righteous, with two points of blood surging, and the other Hengnan people around who had finished the battle immediately echoed like chicken blood, and stared at Ling Yao with anger and contempt, as if This "little man" who "crossed the river and demolished the bridge" should be scraped to death with a sharp knife.

However, Ling Yao narrowed his eyes and looked straight at Ling Linhan's heart:

"I didn't mean to hurt him. Hey, kid, don't you feel that there is something wrong with you?"

However, so many pairs of eyes were watching the scene where he just drew the sword.What he said right now, to these people, somewhat conveyed the meaning of shirking responsibility and concealing others' ears, and even a little bit of sarcasm.

Among the crowd of onlookers, probably only Ling Yuandong noticed something strange.With Ling Yao's ability, if he really wanted to take the opportunity to kill Ling Linhan, there were actually many better opportunities before than now;

And if he really just wanted to kill people and silence them, he didn't need to explain more to these "ants" - winners and losers, when Ling Linhan really died, these people would not treat him no matter how badly they scolded him what harm.

Perhaps there was something they had overlooked that prompted Ling Yao to make the move just now.

But... why did he say it?Why come forward to help Ling Yao resolve the misunderstanding?

Like now, let Ling Yao become the target of public criticism, and create a rift between Ling Yao and Ling Linhan... Isn't it good?

The timing was really good—it didn't need to sacrifice any of Hengnan's interests, and it allowed him to belittle Ling Yao justifiably—it was so good that he thought it was God's favor, and he must fulfill his wish to avenge his father.

Not only will he not express his doubts, but he will also add firewood and raise the salary, so that the fire will burn as hot as possible:

"Brother Han! He just wanted to sneak attack and kill you! He didn't succeed that time ago, and now he still wants to pretend to cover it up! Don't even think about it! Don't believe him! No word of his mouth is true!"

As Ling Yuandong spoke, he pulled Ling Linhan's shoulders, as if Ling Yao dared to fight again, and he would fight to the end with Ling Yao.

After Ling Linhan shook his head vigilantly, Ling Yao's pupils seemed to shrink a bit, and then he quickly returned to calm.

He put down the Shadow Bearing Sword.

"Be careful yourself. Let's talk about today's matter. After that, you should also bring your hands and go back to the Lord's house with me."

Now that "that thing" had disappeared without a trace, there was no point in continuing to pester him in front of so many people.

It's just that at that time, he didn't know that at the moment he turned to leave, the wheel of fate rolled forward, turned a corner at the fork in the road, and unstoppably brought him down into the abyss.

They all won this battle.

But no one is a winner.