Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

Xia Ming was struggling with how to deal with the weird scene in front of him, when he heard the sound of hurried footsteps coming from around the corner, and a familiar voice:

"Ouch, ouch, run slowly! How did you run so fast? It's dangerous everywhere here... I'm so stupid! What's going on?"

Sure enough, just as Zhang Zhibo showed his head from the corner, he was frightened by the scene in front of him and swears.

Before Ling Yao could turn around, he heard the boss of the gang raised his head and shouted:

"Fuck! What are you pretending to do! They are all on the road, and you still call the police!? Who is disgusting! If you really have that kind of heart, let me drive it!!"

"No, wait a minute... Not to mention that you are being held up by someone with a knife and you are still so arrogant. In your mind, the 'killing or cutting' is really literal!?"

Ling Yao hissed twice, his eyes widened,

"Is it true that other people also deal with it in private? No one cares about it?"

Although he now knows that the level of "rule of law" in this world is quite worrying.But after all, everyone still maintains a peaceful and stable appearance on the surface.This shows that violent institutions have limited the appearance of these bloody violence, at least so that they will not directly affect the lives of ordinary people.

But if you follow this "handling" method when you encounter some robbery and fighting, the corpses will probably be piled up at the gate of the city. How can it not affect ordinary people!

"...The city next door seems to be more... chaotic. We usually hand over the evidence to the special forces after torture, regardless of life or death."

Xia Ming turned back to Ling Yao, and finally freed up his hands to make a phone call.

"Yes. It was near the auction house. They were intercepted by people on Yuncheng Road. There were about a dozen of them, and they were crushed in our hands. No, they were not injured. Uh... I won't be able to tell for a while. If you bring people to the scene right away, you will know... But you should come here as soon as possible, if it's not that the leader is really clueless, or the people from Yuncheng came with a mission that needs to be sealed to the outside world."

Ling Yao looked at Xia Ming's embarrassing posture where he couldn't help raising his head to glance at him again and again and wanted to avoid his gaze, he shrugged helplessly.Anyway, he just caught the "boss". No matter how skillful he is, only Xia Ming will see him, so he can just fool him around when the time comes.

What worries him more is that if he bumps into Xia Ming here, how will he find the "protagonist", "connector" and "scalper business".jpg

However, Xia Ming has a lot of information worth digging in just a few words.For example... the operation of state violence agencies:

"The power is very strong, enough to deter all forces, but the manpower is limited. For most violent incidents that do not shake the foundation and break the bottom line, can we just turn a blind eye and close one eye... No wonder you are greedy for the protagonist's cheating ability Well, I'm still stuck in the thinking mode where one expert earns another..."

But it also gave him a chance.Just like what he imagined before, if he can spread the protagonist's cheating, even if it's only superficial, it means that the violent agency can control a large number of law enforcement forces, which is enough for these people to be tempted.

With a turn of his right wrist, the handle of the dagger was facing down, and it was nothing more than a natural tap on the back of the "gang boss"'s neck—it didn't seem to be too much force, and the big brother who was thumping around just now passed out instantly. Seeing it, Zhang Zhibo immediately reached out and touched his neck.

Ling Yao turned around with feeling, and blinked "innocently":

"I'm a medical student, so I dare to do this. Those of you who haven't practiced, don't learn it. If you don't do it well, it's easy to kill someone."

Zhang Zhibo: Is that the expression I want to imitate?I was afraid that you would give me a whole set of expressions!

Seeing that the elder brother was dizzy, Ling Yao nodded in satisfaction, sat on his back, took out his mobile phone, buried his head and started sending text messages:

【From: Nanbotu】

【To: Do ​​not talk about feelings, hurt money】

[Excuse me, does anyone have a summary of the power components, power balance, and relationship network of the various parties in this novel?It's interesting, I'm doing research, please discuss. 】

I can't find any clues about this "special force" here, so I might ask Tucao through text messages.There is always a chance to directly pick out the eighteenth generation of the ancestors!Hehe...Look, he is so skilled at pretending to be a reader now!Give yourself a good review!

He chose to send the news to the most reliable "Brother Qian", because he was afraid that other people would be joking and confuse this matter.But this also brought about a problem - this serious person doesn't seem to have the habit of replying to messages in seconds...

Taking advantage of this gap, he rested his chin and thought for a while, then clicked the keyboard to send a text message.

Of course, this one was not sent to Tucao Yan, but to Yu Huisheng:

【teacher.I suddenly have a big topic that I want to study, and I want to transfer to a master's degree. Do you think it is possible? 】

3 minute later.

Drip ring ring ring——

Ling Yao picked up the phone.

beep

The phone is beeping.Ling Yao was so frightened that he took the phone away instantly.

However, even if he didn't turn on the speakerphone, the deafening voice on the other end of the phone still rushed out from the microphone:

"Little bastard! You're almost graduating now! You've already done an internship! Tell me you want to transfer to a master's degree to do a research project?! Didn't you fuck it up for a few days and your skin itch?!"

Ling Yao gritted his teeth and muttered for a while, but could only hear a sentence leaked into the other end of the phone:

"I'm very serious...I'll send you the opening report I've compiled in the past few days tonight and then we'll talk about it..."

"The opening report is finished?! Okay, very good! You wait for me! Me, Fengcheng, right? You wait for me!! I'll go over and beat you to death right now, you little bastard!!"

Ling Yao:?Oh shit.It's over.

Why couldn't he think about it just now, and wanted to send this message to the teacher at this juncture! !Although this is something that will be told to the mentor sooner or later, how could he know that Yu Huisheng reacted so violently!

He doesn't want to receive Yu Huisheng during this period when the protagonist is pretending to be aggressive, okay?And maybe Yu Huisheng will be turned into a villain! !

Ling Yao's mood was extremely complicated, when he suddenly heard a trembling voice coming from behind Zhang Zhibo:

"Mr. Nan...Mr. Nan, this is...I..."

Oh, he forgot, Wu Jinglong whom he hooked up with on the way just now - Wu Zifan's father, is still left with Zhang Zhibo.He had originally asked Zhang Zhibo and this man to stay where they were, but Zhang Zhibo was so curious that he followed him, and brought Wu Jinglong with him along the way.

Speaking of it, it was really a coincidence that before he left, he met Wu Jinglong who failed to negotiate with others.I don't know what it is, so Wu Jinglong asked the people in the auction house to accommodate him and let him take a closer look at the Enlightenment Monument at the finale today. He can exchange this opportunity with the only medical book inherited by the Wu family.

And this "take a look" is really just a "take a look", he didn't mean to learn anything from it, he just seemed to want to confirm something.However, his request was still regarded as "disrespectful" by the auction house, and he rejected him very impatiently.

Logically speaking, such an opportunity is very routine, and it must be reserved for the "protagonist"—whether it is to take the opportunity to repay the favor, or to take the opportunity to humiliate the other party, there is room for manipulation.

I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, I cut off Ling Yao's beard.

Of course, even if he succeeds in cutting off the barbarian, he has no chance to act like the protagonist - after all, the Enlightenment Monument is not in his hands, and he has no intention of offending the Wu family.But as the saying goes, if you snatch something from the protagonist, you can gain happiness even if it is useless!What?No such saying?that's all right...

Ahem!But having said that, he is also the father of the elementary school boy, so he still needs to help.

I don't know what this old man thinks, even a lone family dares to come to the black market with a medical book in his mouth, and even directly quarrels with the staff of the auction house - it is estimated that this man can keep his things thanks to the auction house for profit. He backed him up, and now the people in the auction house turned their faces, and many people around him looked at him with green eyes, and I don't know if Wu Jinglong noticed it.

But it seems that Wu Jinglong didn't notice this.On his face was only the anxiety and disappointment of not being able to fulfill his wish, as well as his plans to seek other methods, and he didn't notice the changes in the surrounding atmosphere at all.

So Ling Yao went up to interrupt, and naturally drew the staff's attention to himself, then "suddenly discovered" that the person next to him "turned out to be an acquaintance, fate!", and then took him away along the way.

In fact, Ling Yao himself was originally a silly young man who was easy to be robbed, but the vip black card in his hand was too dazzling, so that the staff's attitude was 360 degrees in an instant... No, I turned my head, sorry, 540 He turned around at a high speed, and almost nodded and bowed before please go back upstairs, and finally let the unknown juniors next to him who had a wicked heart take in what they shouldn't have.

Of course, Ling Yao's identity can't restrain a truly capable person.But these people didn't think much of what Wu Jinglong was holding, so he didn't have to worry about it at the moment.

Wu Jinglong was still a little dazed at first, but for some reason Ling Yao abducted him together, only to realize that he was in a dangerous situation just now when he came back to his senses, his heart went up and down for a while, and finally Take a long breath.

But a new question also arises in my heart: Wu's medical clinic was once very prosperous, and now it is also wandering among major families, and has quite a few contacts and channels to inquire about news. Of course, I know this child who was recognized by the Nan family halfway. What is the status in the Nan family.But now it looks like...?

This made him a little uncertain whether it was good or bad for Wu Zifan to be friends with this kind of person.

Ling Yao knew that it was a normal reaction for the other party to be wary of him at this moment, and he didn't question the other party's reason for coming here. He only said one sentence, and he was poking at Wu Jinglong's most concerned issue:

"Don't worry. I won't tell my junior about things like today."

Not about today, but about today.Ling Yao had seen all kinds of people, so he could tell that this old man Wu knew something, but he didn't want to involve Wu Zifan in it.

Uh, although this kind of operation is usually counterproductive in the routine... But maybe it's the opposite of the routine?

In short, Wu Jinglong seemed very satisfied with this response, he even expressed his thanks a little more sincerely, and offered to help Ling Yao in the future, Wu's Medical Center, which made Ling Yao wipe away his tears :

Nima, the old father of someone else's family! !People are more popular than people! !

In short, he was going to take Wu Jinglong out along the way.Who would have thought that he didn't run into any trouble, but Xia Ming did.

Seeing the terrified look on Wu Jinglong's face, Ling Yao couldn't help but sighed: "His image is wow... Is it from a college student who graduated from a prestigious school to an unappreciated rich young master, and now he is finally going to evolve to be stronger than a gangster boss?" Are you ruthless on the road?

"It's okay, just a little accident. Someone from Nan's family will come to escort me later, so there won't be such an accident."

Ling Yao shook his head, glanced coldly at Zhang Zhibo who didn't listen to his instructions, then turned to look at Xia Ming,

"This is the doctor of Wu's Medical Center, I'll leave it to you first. I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first."

He has to find the protagonist to hit his luck!

Xia Ming was stunned by Ling Yao's "sudden idea" again, and immediately protested:

"You can see it now! It's dangerous around here! Even if I'm here, I may not be able to protect you, let alone you..."

"Don't you have to think about protecting those who are lagging behind?"

Ling Yao raised his eyebrows, and gestured between him and Xia Ming with his fingers,

"If you only consider me, no matter how you look at it, it is extremely safe. But if you are considered, it does make people feel a little uneasy..."

"Are you kidding! At best, you are good at skills, but these people are all Qi refiners! You were lucky just now, and it's just that you didn't meet them for real!"

Xia Ming's face suddenly turned pale.The problem is that it was really Ling Yao who ran out to rescue him just now, otherwise he might not know how long he would fight, which made him unable to say a lot of words of dissuasion. Who is to reason with this?

"But if they don't take you with them, it's true that they are more likely to be careless? It's really troublesome... Anyway, you just stay here and guard these things."

Ling Yao picked his ears, and gradually became impatient.He stood up, turned around, grabbed Zhang Zhibo's shoulder:

"But you have to come with me. I said, little boss, haven't I hinted to you so many times, don't move those little thoughts? Do as I said, take your time, and you won't lose. You Always thinking about those fancy little tricks, looking for other people's information, how hurtful is it, huh?"

Zhang Zhibo shook his face, smiled awkwardly and said:

"Uh, the villain is stupid, I don't understand what you mean... My sincerity can be learned from the sun and the moon..."

Ling Yao turned the opponent around with all his strength, and pushed his back:

"Yes, yes, I'm tired of hearing this. How much do I trust Boss Zhang? So, look, don't you have to go with me?"

Zhang Zhibo: (Q皮Q) I have encountered a hard stubble!When I can't understand, do you mean that you want to press the target of suspicion to your side and watch!

But then again, who is protecting whom?

Xia Ming seemed to be confined to guarding the hostages, so he really didn't dare to follow.Zhang Zhibo glanced at Xia Ming for the last time, then looked up at Ling Yao, and couldn't help but sigh inwardly—well, at least this person doesn't seem like a person who likes to fight and kill, and in the worst case, he is still Can exchange benefits with the other party.

beep beep-

Ling Yao's cell phone seemed to have received a new text message.

"Sure enough, it's efficient. If I knew it earlier, I would have asked them earlier. It's quite detailed."

Zhang Zhibo heard Ling Yao mutter.

"Let me see where he is now... Hey, he was robbed and then killed.

"Uh, wait a minute, it turned out that that brat did it... Let's ask about the details later."

Zhang Zhibo was terrified when he heard these kinds of soliloquies.It seems that the person behind him is not only extremely powerful, but also has a huge intelligence team behind him to support him.

The level of Ling Yao not to be messed with has risen again.jpg

After a seemingly aimless walk, Ling Yao finally seemed to think of him:

"By the way, ordinary people can also form a bond with magic jewels, right? Teach me the method."

"Ah... that's right. If you don't need to refine your true energy, you can just drop blood on it. But this kind of contract is very shallow, it's just easier to comprehend the law, and it's easy to break it when encountered by a qi refiner. But There is no side effect when it is broken. In short, it is not very useful, and it is a waste to say it... Uh, pretend I didn’t say it.”

Zhang Zhibo hadn't finished speaking when he saw Ling Yao slit his finger open, dripping blood onto the beads.

Looking at Zhang Zhibo's dull expression, Ling Yao squinted his eyes and smiled:

"As long as it proves that this is something that belongs to me completely, it will be of the greatest use."

How can this thing that you get in exchange for money be yours?What kind of rich man's game is this?

Zhang Zhibo was at a loss.

But he still asked:

"Then... now? Are you not leaving?"

"Not going. Right here."

Ling Yao turned the magic orb that quickly absorbed blood, feeling the faint but mysterious Dao rhyme on the orb,

"Anyway, there is always someone who has been taken advantage of and delivered to the door."

==Author Sui Sui Nian==

Gangzhen, don't try to imitate hacking people with a hand knife!It's really easy to burp people!Even if it's just a coma, after a long time in a coma, you may just leave Σ(|||▽|||)