Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

Enlightenment Monument.

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It is a sacred object that makes practitioners move when they hear the news, salivate, and even use unscrupulous methods.

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It was the grand finale that made all parties go crazy for it without even showing the details on the auction floor.

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It is the stone of inheritance that makes the successors of the Wu family want to donate the only copy and take a look at it.

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Even if it has already been auctioned by the unpredictable and powerful "Alchemist" with a high price of hundreds of millions, it has made many people dizzy and want to snatch it.

Even, even though there have been many fiasco precedents, there are still people who have followed suit.

The Enlightenment Monument is such a treasure.

But at this moment...

"No, no, no, you took a good shot! You can't take a picture of the words behind it from this angle, okay? What's the point of only taking a photo of me and a rock! Do it again!"

Just like the man-made stone monument with the name of the scenic spot written on it and punched by countless tourists, someone took a group photo with almost 360 degrees without dead ends.

And he, Xia Ming, was the photographer who took pictures of this "tourist".

Fuck the photographer!At the end of this day, let alone observing the Enlightenment Monument, he felt that even after he had cultivated to the quasi-sixth rank, he seemed so empty and disillusioned!

The opportunity to observe the Enlightenment Monument came so easily?So casual? ?

Who is he, where is he, what is he doing?

"Hey. What do you mean by that face of reluctance? Didn't people tell you that they would give you a chance to take a serious look? Taking a photo won't delay you for a few minutes!"

Ling Yao curled his lips in distaste, snatched the camera from Xia Ming's hand, took a look, and then turned pale.

"All right, all right. These few cards barely pass the test. Let's see what you do! I really don't know who is serving whom..."

Having gone through so many things, and Ling Yao's own admission that this was a "deal" negotiated by himself, Xia Ming certainly knew that Ling Yao was acting stupid at this moment.

But.But this pretending is too similar, too bold, and too irritating!

How can a normal person have the courage to desecrate a sacred object like this!Still in front of the owner!

In contrast, the "alchemist" who was standing beside him and didn't know the truth seemed to be indifferent, and Xia Ming admired the other party's determination.

"It doesn't matter. Since I have promised, I will naturally give everyone enough time."

Lin Tianyu was indeed quite generous at the moment, but it seemed that Ling Yao was a little more unreasonable and violent.

But in fact, isn't Ling Yao greedy?Being able to be spotted and photographed by the protagonist Lin Tianyu shows that this thing is exactly what Ling Yao is looking for, and it is closely related to the method of internal cultivation in the "Protagonist Goldfinger".Such a great opportunity, with the talent of "Nan Botu" that makes Nan Guoxian admire and regret, let alone an hour, just being able to calm down and observe for a few minutes will benefit him a lot.

But he can't.Not to mention that he has to find a way to convert the content on the Enlightenment Monument into resources that can be viewed at any time in the future, he doesn't want to expose his talent in front of Lin Tianyu.

In fact, if Lin Tianyu had doubts, following Zhang Zhibo's line, sooner or later he would be able to guess that the person who made a deal with him today was the fourth young master of the Nan family, Nan Botu.

And when he thinks back to this day, he will realize that the origin of this transaction is just the superb acting skills of "Nan Botu" trying to deceive resources, and he will also realize that "Nan Botu" is not just for showing off, Instead, he wanted to learn some skills to deal with him in turn—although Ling Yao didn't know what he needed to deal with Lin Tianyu.

After all, the "contradictions" between him and Lin Tianyu are basically caused by Lin Tianyu in his opinion.

But since Lin Tianyu is already hostile to him, he would rather act in front of Lin Tianyu as an idiot who has never seen the world but always loves to challenge others, likes to be greedy for petty gain and has no vision, and does not want to become an ambitious and talented "Strong enemy".

Although he is a "villain" now, he is just a "cannon fodder villain" who "passively encounters troubles" on the medical line of the protagonist.But if one day he gets involved in the "plot" line of force, and even does things like "stealing teachers and learning skills", then he will be a "must-kill villain" who "actively seeks trouble"...

What is the direction of the "protagonist"'s "rival" and what will happen to the "killable villain", isn't it clear enough to look at his "previous life"?Tsk tsk tsk, that's miserable...

In short, although Ling Yao felt that the zhenqi in his body was about to move after experiencing the Dao rhyme on the Enlightenment Monument, he must not be like Xia Ming, who said he would make a breakthrough in front of Lin Tianyu like Xia Ming did!

"Thank you Master Alchemy for your generous guidance."

When Xia Ming broke away from meditation, the zhenqi surging around him had already reached the standard of a sixth-grade master.Although he tried his best to control his expression, Ling Yao could still see the uncontrollable joy on the other party's face.

And Lin Tianyu just nodded:

"I didn't tell you anything, everything is your own chance. Don't thank me."

It looks like a detached master.

No, little brother Xia Ming, with your attitude of reverence, your expression of admiration... Maybe one day the Nan family will decline, so you can use this friendship to climb into the protagonist's camp to eat and drink!

You can thank Lin Tianyu, but give me the same treatment, damn it!

However, when he broke through in Yueyao Peak, was promoted to the Void Realm, and became a talented young man who was in the limelight, he was also so high-spirited and happy, and he was a little carried away. He only remembered to thank Qiu Tianming in a hurry, and then went out to enjoy the congratulations from all parties. The scenery is gone, how can I remember to report to the couple of Ling family to be grateful?Therefore, it is also human nature.

It's just that he actually saw a little shadow of himself in Xia Ming, and Ling Yao felt a little emotional for a moment.

It turns out that he used to have such a face; it turns out that almost 50 years have passed since those days.

And compared to back then, he is now...

After experiencing so many eccentricities and life and death, has he become the kind of person he wants to be now?

Not long after, the time was up, Wu Jinglong also stood up, and solemnly bowed to Lin Tianyu three times.Lin Tianyu accepted everything this time.Ling Yao just checked the text messages on his mobile phone, knowing that Lin Tianyu had already revealed his identity during the private conversation between the two, and he had also tested the feelings of the descendants of the Wu family for Qingyougu before making a final decision.

Although the Wu family is ashamed and has set up another sect, it is impossible to return to Qingyou Valley, but after all, they are the descendants of the disciples of Qingyou Valley back then.Since the descendants of the Wu family are so earnest and want to take a last look at the treasures that their ancestors unfortunately lost during the war years, Lin Tianyu is also willing to give him a little face-but it is only natural that he accepts this thank you.

But to Ling Yao's relief, Wu Jinglong didn't forget him, and sincerely saluted him, and even wanted to give Ling Yao two copies of the lonely copy in his hand.Ling Yao was so frightened that he jumped up and down three times, and quickly declined the other party.

Just kidding, he was just being a favor, how could he accept a heavier gift in front of Lin Tianyu.Is he still shameless?He is going to die!

Lin Tianyu is rare and generous, so naturally he will not procrastinate.Seeing that the time was up, without waiting for Lin Tianyu to speak, Ling Yao casually threw the orb to Lin Tianyu and said:

"Okay. I don't know how to solve this thing, you can do it yourself. Money and goods are equal, so as not to have long nights and dreams."

Lin Tianyu was playing with the orb in his hands, as if confirming the authenticity and damage of the orb, his complexion gradually relaxed over time.Ling Yao was not surprised by this - just kidding, the new cheat that the protagonist finally got, how could it be incomplete...

thump—

Ling Yao suddenly felt as if his brain had been hit hard, and he became dizzy, and even his vision was blurred for a moment.

"Sorry. You may feel a little uncomfortable after the termination. But you will recover soon. There will be absolutely no aftereffects."

In a blur, he heard Lin Tianyu's voice.

"Sigh... If I knew it was so uncomfortable, I wouldn't play."

Ling Yao's vision gradually recovered, and the headache disappeared quickly, leaving only a slight dull pain.He rubbed his temples, muttered dissatisfiedly, and looked at the orb in Lin Tianyu's hand that started to shine after being soaked in true energy.

Wait a minute, did the orb look like this when he bought it just now?

The bronze-colored beads are engraved with complicated and smooth water patterns, and the reddish-brown rust shows the traces of time.When he first got it, he remembered that this thing didn't look so simple and vicissitudes, right?

Compared with the old-fashioned shape now, the dharma beads at that time were wrapped in yellow cloth strips written in Sanskrit, which looked more like a cursed object of a gloomy and evil sect.

Hey, hey, where's the cloth strip?Was he hallucinating from a headache?

But Ling Yao didn't show the shock in his heart on his face.Because Lin Tianyu seemed to be very satisfied with his "harvest". After collecting the things without hesitation, he handed over the promised set of pills and left in a hurry—as if he had gotten a big deal. Ling Yao seemed to repent on the spot.

As long as the protagonist doesn't feel that he has cheated him, it's fine.Ling Yao breathed a sigh of relief.As for what's more or less... It's not too late to go back and study.

When Xia Ming got the elixir and realized that he should also thank Ling Yao, it seemed that the time had already passed.Even though he had changed his mind towards Ling Yao, who was already somewhat arrogant, he couldn't hold back his face and say something nice at the moment.The awkward atmosphere stalemate for a while, he bowed his head frequently and finally received the latest news from the Qi Refining Hall, and then he opened his mouth and said:

"... Uncle Qin and the others are back. Let's go there."

Ever since Ling Yao associated Xia Ming with himself back then, his attitude towards Xia Ming has become more tolerant.He nodded, but turned his gaze to Zhang Zhibo.

Although Zhang Zhibo was present just now, given that Ling Yao obviously had no intention of taking him along, and Lin Tianyu was assuming that everything depends on what Ling Yao thinks, he didn't get much benefit from the Enlightenment Monument.He really felt a little regretful in his heart - even a brat like Xia Ming who has no EQ can take advantage of it, if he knew that he wouldn't move those perverted thoughts, maybe he could get a piece of the pie from this young master up.

regret.Sorry wow!

However, he is also more aware that pleasing "Nan Botu" is only good for him, not bad.More sincerity and less routine, this is the best principle for dealing with each other.

"Nan Botu" has not shown any signs of killing him so far, nor does he have any intention of directly driving him away, which shows that he still has a chance.

He will have to work harder next time.

"The people on my side are coming soon. But just now... they encountered a small situation. They seem to have picked up a badly injured kid on the way, and it doesn't look very decent now. But if they have to deal with it first, it may delay a little Time. You see, do you plan to pass now, or wait a little longer until they have dealt with it..."

"……deal with?"

Ling Yao's eyelids twitched.After the quarrel just now, he always felt that the word "handling" in the black market jargon was not a good thing.

Zhang Zhibo saw what Ling Yao was thinking at a glance, and quickly slapped his thigh:

"Oh, it's not what you think. That kid is not a face to us, and I don't know why he provoked him to become that ghost. They are all gangsters, so if we can help, we must help ..."

"Oh. There is someone behind you, wanting to sell favors?"

Ling Yao rubbed his chin, and instantly slapped Zhang Zhibo for a moment—do you understand that people are hard to tear apart!

However, Ling Yao didn't intend to delve into this matter, he just waved his hand:

"Okay. It's not so particular, just come here together. Tell Qin Bai and the others, and I will help you save them when the time comes."

It's just that Ling Yao hasn't guessed it yet.

"Ah, that's right. Since you know the seriously injured one, what's his name?"

"Li Haibo. But in the black market, no one knows if the name is real... Hey, what's wrong with you, what's wrong with you?"

Ling Yao staggered, and managed to stand still, and then wiped off his sweat.

Good guy, today the protagonist camp is turning around to meet me, the villain, right? !

Seeing that Xia Ming didn't have any special reaction after hearing the name, Ling Yao knew that the news from Qin Bai's side might not have passed yet.

According to the Tucao servants, Qin Bai and the others were suddenly called to help this trip today. It was Li Haibo, the illegitimate son of the Li family, who was causing trouble to the Li family. He happened to be bumped into by a group of Nanbozhan who accompanied his wife back to her natal home.

Originally, Li Haibo just wanted to take the opportunity to play a trick on Nan's and Li's families, but he didn't expect to meet Li Jiahe who just rushed over from the black market.

To be honest, Li Jiahe is also a fighter among the villains. He just messed with the protagonist himself, and then turned around to provoke the younger brother of the protagonist.

Although he has an elm head, he also knows that he is stupid, and it is only because of the failure of the other brothers that he can secure the position of the next Patriarch.I didn't expect my father to have an affair in the early years, and gave him a younger brother out of thin air, and it is said that he has been doing well in the black market recently.

Li Jiahe, who was afraid of losing his status, immediately launched a murderous plan, and tried to kill the opponent for several consecutive rounds.That is to say, Li Haibo set up a buff from the protagonist's camp, so that he can live safely to this day.

But it is also because of being alive that there is hatred.Li Haibo had already planned to stop, but when he saw Li Jiahe, he felt as if he was an enemy, and he directly made a mess of Boda, blowing up the entire Li family and almost killing Li Jiahe.But after all, it was an unplanned method, and as soon as the support from Li Jianan's family arrived, Li Haibo had no choice but to flee in a hurry, and also lost half of his life.

Then according to the routine, at this time, the protagonist should have picked up his little brother in the black market, and revived him with a wonderful hand to save him. After finding out what happened, he became angry and vowed to avenge his little brother.Then the Li family was blacklisted by the protagonist, and they will definitely be toyed and applauded by the protagonist in the future. In the end, they will be flattened and rounded by the protagonist and given to the younger brother as a toy.

……so!Why was your kid picked up by Zhang Zhibo's people! ?

Ling Yao believed that Lin Tianyu was definitely on his way to find Li Haibo right now, and he might meet Zhang Zhibo's people in a few minutes.Perhaps according to the normal development of the plot, Zhang Zhibo will earn a favor from the protagonist in the matter of Li Haibo, and he will make a splash in the black market in the future.

But now, Ling Yao and Zhang Zhibo are together, and he just called Qin Bai over!Qin Bai and the others are different from Xia Ming, they have seen Li Haibo's face.There must be a fight at that meeting.

If I meet the protagonist at this time... God will kill me!

wrong.Now is not the time to give up.Even if the people from the Qi Refining Hall didn't meet Lin Tianyu this time, Li Haibo would definitely mention them when he gave the protagonist a "small report" in the future.Rather than reminding Li Haibo of what he would say against them, it is better to find a way to resolve the conflict——

There are internal conflicts in your Li family, so don't get involved with the innocent Nan family?

Ling Yao thought about how to "brainwash" Li Haibo next time, with "I'm very worried" written all over his face.Zhang Zhibo also looked at people's faces and tried his best. Seeing that Ling Yao's spirit was not very good, he thought it was due to the headache after the termination of the contract, so he kindly suggested that Ling Yao try the bottle of refreshing pills he had given earlier.

In fact, Ling Yao thought from the bottom of his heart that it would not be a good thing, and he just wanted to take a bottle to the laboratory to test the ingredients.But Zhang Zhibo was so enthusiastic, he couldn't shirk it.Anyway, if I didn’t eat it, I would get sick or even burp on the spot, even if it’s poison, it’s a small dose that can be slowly metabolized by the human body—of course, if this thing would make people get sick on the spot, Zhang Zhibo didn’t have the guts to let him try.

Then... try?

Ling Yao poured out the pill, stuffed it into his mouth, and bit it open...

spit it out.

"What... what's the matter?? There's nothing wrong with this medicine, we take it ourselves on weekdays! We definitely didn't lie to you!"

Zhang Zhibo was already trembling, but now he was taken aback by Ling Yao's reaction. He thought something happened to Ling Yao, and suspected that he had poisoned him.

"Hey... bah! Bah bah bah... Good guy, this is not a problem, this problem is too big... No, why are you nervous about me, I know you are not lying. You should be nervous about yourself... ..."

Ling Yao pouted several times and still felt that it was not clean, so he took Xia Ming's water bottle and began to rinse his mouth.

Xia Ming had a dazed expression - well, an expression of seeing what a feverish idiot is doing again.

Ling Yao spat out the mouthwash, wiped his mouth, and sighed:

"Boss Zhang, for the sake of your sincerity, I just want to remind you.

"You should eat less of this stuff... No, it's better not to eat it. Don't eat any refreshing special effects.

"Big smoke shell powder... that's addictive."

The black market is really black.Returning the elixir... This thing is in circulation, it's time for the anti-drug police to come in!

==This has to be placed in the text==

Cherish life and refuse drugs.

Anti-drug control is everyone's responsibility.