[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

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When I finally slowly opened my heart and started to have real contact with the people here, the ball of thread called fetters became bigger and bigger.

But Uchiha are special, and I don’t think I can understand them or empathize with them.

I call it the line between chuunibyou and second-rate goods.

However, sometimes it’s better not to speak so harshly...

——"Book of Games·Autobiography"

In the early morning, Kunoji walked to the balcony with a bucket and hung the clothes one by one on the clothes drying pole.

The sunshine in the early winter morning was not warm. It shone on the balcony and on the wet clothes without any temperature.

Kunoji squinted and hung up the last piece of clothing to hang.

Looking at the clothes with golden edges painted by the sun, suddenly the Yondaime's side face with golden edges painted by the sun appeared in his mind.

...Hey, why is she blushing?

It is illuminated by the sun, absolutely illuminated by the sun!

From now on, I can no longer look directly at the sun, as I will be reminded of the Yondaime.

Oh no, the naked eye cannot look directly at the sun.

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Naruto Office.

Not long after Kakashi left, the third generation Sarutobi Hiruzen also came to talk to Namikaze Minato about the missing persons.

"Speaking of disappearances, ninjas have often disappeared mysteriously in the village in the past few years. There have also been many cases of missing children in the surrounding villages."

"The number of missing persons that can be confirmed is as many as sixty."

"Perhaps someone wants to collect various ninjutsu, or...human experiments."

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what is the meaning of life?

Itachi Uchiha, who was only four years old, bit off the last three-color dumpling and looked at the passers-by outside the dumpling shop, unable to help but fall into deep thought again.

War, death.

Why did the man want to kill him when he brought him water?What exactly is war?Why on earth is there a war?Since there is death, what is the purpose of living?

How to superimpose two different forms of enchantment effects?

Kunoki, who was 12 years old at the time, was rubbing his temples while walking. Looking at the people coming and going on the road, he felt his head hurt.

Defensive barrier plus game bubbles.

Is it even possible?If possible, which defensive barrier is more powerful?

Out of the corner of her eye, she caught sight of an Uchiha dango who looked no older than five years old in front of the dango shop.

Why are all the Uchiha children so beautiful?

Kunoji looked at the little furry kid who was thinking about something solemnly, and became playful: What philosophy of life are you thinking about at such a young age?There is no one with this contrast in cuteness!

So she turned around and turned to face Uchiha Dango. She leaned down and smiled: "Hey! Do you like to eat dumplings?"

Uchiha Dango glanced at her, turned around and left.

"Hey, hey, I have a game here. If you win, I'll treat you to some dumplings!"

Uchiha Itachi stopped when he heard "dango".

He turned around reluctantly: "What if I lose?"

Kunoki blinked at him: "If you lose, accept my interview, ah no, answer a few simple questions from me!"

"The art of continuous reading!"

Duanzi shop.

Kunoji took out his wallet to pay the bill without tears.

Looking at Uchiha who was taking a mouthful of three-color meatballs, she couldn't tell the pain.

In the past few months, no one had finished her game, and she only managed to clear it once in a while by luck. But what kind of monster was this four- or five-year-old Uchiha? Why could he complete it in one go?

"I have a more fun game. This time, if you win, I'll treat you to dumplings. But if you lose, treat me to a big meal. Do you want to play?"

Uchiha Itachi swallowed the last bite of the meatball: "Okay."

"The art of destroying stars!"

In the dumpling shop, the same situation happened again.

Kunoji tremblingly took out the banknotes from his wallet and said goodbye to it with tears.

Why is it that such a small baby can clear all the levels of Destroy the Stars?

"Are you still playing?" The little Uchiha Itachi asked expressionlessly.

Kunoji shook his hands and refused desperately: "Next time, play next time, there is no money today!"

This really looks like an unlucky guy who lost all his pants in a gambling game.

"Although you lost, I can answer your questions."

Kunoji's eyes lit up: "Really?"

"But you also have to answer my questions."

Kunoji nodded desperately: "Of course, absolutely, definitely!"

Thus, in the dumpling shop, a four-year-old and a 12-year-old began a cross-generational communication.

"With a house like this, it's difficult for people to get out after entering, but it's easy for people outside to get in. How can we keep people outside out?"

"Then let the people outside in so they can't get out."

"The people outside did not go in, but set fire to the house. How can we prevent the house from being burned by fire?"

"...rebound?"

"what is the meaning of life?"

"…Skip this question."

"Why is there a war?"

"Some people have strife and hatred."

“Why is there strife and hatred?”

"...because people are bad."

"Am I going to be bad too?"

“So will you, and so will I, there is always a little bad guy living inside of us.”

"How do we get rid of this little villain?"

“…with love and forgiveness.”

"What is love? How do you forgive?"

"...You will know this when you grow up, I can't explain it."

"Your ninjutsu, what is its meaning?"

"Fun."

"If you were on the battlefield, wouldn't your ninjutsu be useless? Others would kill you."

"...I will trap him in my jutsu."

"and then?"

"...Then we play together."

“Will playing together eliminate hatred?”

"...At least we know each other. For example, don't you and I know each other?"

"I don't know you yet, what's your name?"

"Oh yes, I forgot to give my name. My name is Kunoki. What's yours?"

"Uchiha Itachi."

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When Kunoji got home, he threw himself at the desk.

Today's experience made her regretful and surprised.

What she regretted was that she deceived a random child and accidentally bumped into Itachi Uchiha - she really didn't want to get involved in the Uchiha family's affairs at all!What's more, it's such a big killer, Itachi Uchiha.

Surprisingly, the method that little Uchiha Itachi casually mentioned to strengthen the defense of the game bubbles turned out to be somewhat promising for her game bubbles.

Thank you Uchiha Itachi, thank you.

But in the meantime, goodbye little weasel, never see you again!

The emotional, arrogant and paranoid Uchiha, even his personality has inherited bloodline limitations.

She really didn't want to get involved in the Tuanshan family's feud at all.

Even if she made up her mind to finally make friends with everyone here, she didn't dare to get too close to the Uchiha.

Whether you call her cold-blooded or selfish, she can't understand Uchiha or empathize with Uchiha - this is the line between Chuunibyou and Erbo.

However, flags are meant to be pulled out once they are set up.

No, the flag that Mr. Kunoki set up on that day was crushed by a snowfall a few days later.

It snowed heavily a few days before Christmas.

In the library, Kunoji pulled the window sill and looked out the window at the heavy snow falling down. He couldn't help but muttered in a low voice: "It would be great if money and chakra could be scattered like this."

"Hey." A chuckle came.

Kunoki turned his head and noticed the girl who had walked beside him at some point.

Her eyes were instantly lit up: this curly hair, this ruby-like eye color, this stunning appearance, who else could it be besides Yuri Kurenai?Who else? !

Yuhi Hong, who is fifteen or sixteen years old, is still a little immature, but has a vitality and arrogance that is different from the charm of a mature woman in later years.

Yuhi Hong glanced at her with a smile, then left the lending area with a book.

Kunoji's eyes followed her until the figure disappeared.

Then Kunoki sighed and continued to pull open the window sill to look at the snow.

In such a comparison, she really has no consciousness of being a girl. She only thinks about how to develop game ninjutsu and how to play it every day.

Sure enough, neither the old aunt inside nor the cardamom girl image outside can change the nature of scientific research dogs.

"...I want to play in the snow."

Whenever Kunoki suddenly comes up with an idea about "playing", she will definitely implement it.

So, as soon as the snow stopped, she ran to the forest.

Carefully bypassing the group of little kids cheering for a snowball fight, he walked alone to a relatively secluded high open space.

"This huge piece of snow where little kids haven't had snowball fights belongs to me!"

Kunoki rubbed his chin and looked at a large area of ​​snow, like a pirate who had just encircled his territory, thinking about how to use so many resources.

She had just rolled a small snowball when she heard movement nearby.

She followed the sound and approached, hiding behind a tree to look over.

In the forest, the bare trees were covered with silver, and between the tall trees, a small black figure was practicing shuriken.

"Ding" "ding" "ding ding ding".

The shurikens were accurately nailed to the surrounding tree trunks one by one, making a dull sound.

And that child was obviously Uchiha Itachi whom he had met a few days ago.

He started practicing shuriken so hard at the age of four. No wonder the young genius graduated from the ninja school at the age of seven.

In such a comparison, she is really a rookie.

Think about the impact the two people she met today, Yuhi Kurenai and Uchiha Itachi, had on her:

The meaning of beauty, strength and misery is that in this world, some people are responsible for beauty, others are responsible for strength, and she is responsible for misery.

Kunoji sighed, looked down and found that the small snowball in his hand had melted.

Not far away, Itachi Uchiha stopped practicing shuriken and looked at her: "Sister Aki."

Kunoji felt that at that moment her heart melted like a small snowball in her hand.

What a polite Uchiha!Such cute Uchiha dumplings!

She immediately forgot how she had set up the huge flag of "ignore Uchiha" a few days ago, and then said to Uchiha Itachi proudly: "You continue to practice, and let's see when I give you a chance to win!"

Little Uchiha Itachi tilted his head, a little puzzled: "Jiangshan?"

"Anyway, there will be a surprise later!"

After a while, Uchiha Itachi got a little tired from practicing, so he put away his shurikens and prepared to see the "kingdom" mentioned by Kuno Nori.

He walked next to Kunoki, who was enjoying playing snowballs. When he saw him coming, he stretched out his arms proudly: "Do you see, this is the country I have built for you!"

Small branches were inserted into the snow, forming the image of a large three-color meatball, and each branch was made into the shape of a small three-color meatball, with three small snowballs on it.

"Three-color meatballs?"

Kunoki put the last snowball on the branch, stood up, and shook his arm: "It's a super large three-color meatball made of 48 three-color meatballs!"

Uchiha Itachi looked at her and replied dully: "They are all white and cannot be eaten. How can they be called three-color meatballs?"

Kunoji gave him a chestnut: "Don't think about eating it all the time, your teeth will fall out!"

"Since you can't eat it, what's the point of making these super-large three-color meatballs?"

"Hey, hey, don't keep going 'meaning' to 'meaning', okay? Besides, the meaning is that when I am happy, you will be happy too!"

Little Uchiha Itachi: "I'm not happy."

Kunoji felt that his teeth were a little itchy, but he still held back: "Are you unhappy because of Sazi?"

Itachi Uchiha stared at her hands that were red from playing in the snow without saying a word, and then whispered: "I don't want to be so happy anyway." Will playing in the snow really make her happy?

Kunoki: As expected, there is still a gap between me and the Uchiha family.