[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

"What are you doing?"

"I'm photosynthesizing."

"Photosynthesis, what is it?"

"Photosynthesis refers to the process by which green plants absorb sunlight, synthesize energy, and release oxygen."

——"Memoirs"

"Rejected by the higher-ups?" the Fourth Hokage asked.

"Yes." The masked ANBU replied, with a hint of anger in his tone.

The Fourth Hokage gave the ANBU a reassuring smile: "It's okay."

Before the ANBU left, the Fourth Hokage suddenly stopped him again: "Help me check someone out."

Hearing the name, the face under the ANBU mask twisted slightly.

After the ANBU left, Minato Namikaze stood up and walked to the window, rubbed his brows and exhaled softly.

The top brass of Konoha are still dissatisfied with him taking the position of Hokage, and there is a lot of pushback in the implementation of government orders, making it difficult to mobilize the central power.

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Kunoki held his newly bought winter coat and sat on the bench in front of Ganli Gandian.

The weather is getting cold.

While other ninjas were still exposing their arms and legs, she already wanted to tuck her autumn clothes into her long johns and her long johns into her socks.

The sun was just right, shining on my face.

Kunoki couldn't help but close his eyes and feel the temperature of the sun. It was so nice to have the sun in early winter.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm photosynthesizing." Kunoji answered without thinking.

Then she realized something, the alarm bell blared, and she opened her eyes suddenly: "Four...Yondaime!"

The blond young man smiled slightly and sat next to her.

Kunoji was shocked. It was neither a matter of leaving nor a matter of not leaving.

Kunoki: I was really scared.

But why is she so afraid of the Yondaime?

The blond young man next to him closed his eyes, raised his face, and let the sun shine on his face, neck, and body.

The golden hair is extremely dazzling under the sunlight.

Kunoji's eyes couldn't help but be drawn towards it.

The sunlight painted a golden edge on the lines of his side face, from his temples to his forehead to his nose to his lips to his Adam's apple.

"Ahem, Yondaime, what are you doing?" Kunoki coughed covertly and repeated the question that the Yondaime had just asked her.

The blond young man slowly opened his eyes, turned his head and looked at her with a faint smile: "I am also photosynthesizing."

The blue eyes are as clear as lake water and like the sky.

The pony in Kunoji's heart was running very fast, and he couldn't say a word. He stared at him blankly. Only the slightly trembling hands holding the chair exposed the ups and downs in his heart.

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Kunoji was walking home with a winter coat in one hand.

There is a lot of chaos in my mind, and what appears is that I have the same hands and feet.

"Hey, Xiaoji, you are on the same page!" Metkai, who was passing by, couldn't help but remind him.

Ever since he often went to Kakashi's place for dinner, Kunoki inevitably became friends with Metkai, and their relationship was not bad - after all, the auras of a good-for-nothing and a good-for-nothing are more compatible, right?

Kunoji woke up with a start and quickly corrected his walking posture: "Thank you very much, Senior Kai!"

"I promise you that 'King of Fighters' will be completed soon, just wait!"

Metkai's eyes instantly lit up: "Wow, really?!"

"Of course!" When Kunoji mentioned this, he immediately forgot what happened just now and his eyes began to shine. "The surprise is definitely a big surprise. You will treat me to dinner then!"

When she used the "Maze Technique" to deal with Uzumaki Hiiragi before, she had already used the holographic version.

As a matter of course, the fruit cutter has been replaced with a holographic version, so will Metky's holographic version of The King of Fighters be far behind?Holographic version of the King of Fighters!

When the time comes, I will definitely have a month’s worth of meals from Metkai!The person who eats the rice eats the soul of the rice!

With the holographic version of The King of Fighters swirling in his mind, Kunoki's steps suddenly became brisk, and he could only hum and jump.

Holographic version, holographic version... Illusion is really easy to use!Just thinking about it makes me excited, and I rub my hands together!

Back home, Kunoki put the newly bought winter clothes into the washing machine and opened the curtains to let in the evening sun.

When the golden-red sunset shone on her face, Kunoji's heart couldn't help but beat wildly.

Help, help!

Why didn’t she find the Yondaime so attractive when she read the manga?

She almost wanted to call Yaoyaoling, okay?The Fourth Hokage is bewitching people online!Bullying the kids in Novice Village with his invincible Yan Dun!

calm down!

Ji Zhao's mental age is that of an old aunt, and Kunoki's physical age is that of a little kid - clean up the girl's heart and feed it to the dog!

"Game Ninjutsu: Domino Pushing Tomato!"

Balala Energy—Sarosara—Little Demon Fairy—Forget it, forget it!

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Photosynthesis... photosynthesis...

Minato Namikaze took off his apron, washed his hands, picked up a towel and wiped them dry, then stopped while wiping them.

At a certain moment just now, he felt that the scene seemed familiar.

Then he remembered.

It seems that on a certain day of a certain year, he also asked a person: "What are you doing?"

The answer was exactly the same: "I'm photosynthesizing."

"Photosynthesis, what is it?"

"Photosynthesis refers to the process by which green plants absorb sunlight, synthesize energy, and release oxygen."

But who is that person?

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Leaf library.

Kunoki held his chin with one hand and tapped the table unconsciously with the other hand.

After the battle with Uzumaki Hiiragi, she finally realized that her game bubble was indeed the most perfect only in the game mode. In the battle mode, both attack and defense power were too poor.

It was time to take out the notes that the Yondaime asked her to take and read.

--etc? !who?

Who just walked by?

Kunoji turned his head in hindsight, his face turned green.

With this pale face, purple eye shadow, golden vertical pupils, and long ink hair that can represent the graceful beauty, who else could it be if it wasn't Orochimaru?Who else can combine colors so weirdly?

Kunoki was a little panicked. She had been spending time in the library in the past few years and had never seen any big shot, let alone a dangerous person like Orochimaru.

After all, except for the S-class and A-class ninjutsu library, which has a barrier that cannot be approached, the other books in the library are all in a mess, including history books, basic knowledge introductions, and even practical sections, literature sections, and entertainment sections.

A great guy like Orochimaru doesn't need to come to the library at all!

Besides, if you want to come to the library, shouldn't you sneak in quietly at night?What happened to walking in openly and openly in broad daylight?

Kunoji was about to get up and look for Sudou, but unexpectedly another person came in. When she saw that person, her eyes widened.

Apart from the Uchiha family, how many other beautiful boys are there in Konoha?Who else has such an iconic face and eyelashes besides Uchiha Shisui?

What day is today?Is there anything big happening in the library today?

Don't worry about this kind of thing. I'm tired.

Kunoji slumped down in his chair: They all came to the entertainment section. Yes, they should be looking for books like "How to Use Makeup to Show Your Maximum Personal Charm" and "How to Grow in Loneliness".

Anyway, no matter which book it is, it's something that a little brat like her doesn't deserve to know.

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The Fourth Hokage looked at the documents presented by the ANBU and frowned.

In September of the 39th year of Konoha, the Konoha Welfare Institute reported that Kunoki, who was only four years old, was missing for no reason. After searching for nearly a month, there was no trace.

In December of the 39th year of Konoha, Kunoki was found in a coma in the Forest of Death. After repeatedly confirming that there was nothing abnormal, he was still taken back to the orphanage.According to Kunoki's own statement and the intelligence ninja's mind-reading technique, Konoha's memory from September to December 12 was blank.

Disappearance and amnesia?

Konoha's 39th year... Konoha's 39th year...

The Fourth Hokage suddenly had a headache. Although in his memory, he was out training with his master Jiraiya in the 39th year of Konoha, and nothing important seemed to have happened, he still felt that he had forgotten something.

Konoha's 39th year...what happened?

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"Konoha 39 years?" Kunoki clapped his fingers, "When I was four years old?"

"I don't remember. I heard others said that I disappeared for three months and later appeared in the Forest of Death."

Kakashi observed her expression.

Although I don't know why Minato-sensei sent him to ask Kunoki about this matter, the matter itself is very strange.

"Anyway, it's a big speechless incident full of missing and amnesiac dogs." Kunoki shrugged.

"If you have to guess what happened..." She fell into thought.

"The first possibility."

Kakashi listened more carefully, silently writing down every slight change in her expression.

"Since it's all so bloody, I have a reason to add more bloody elements, that is - when I was four years old, I fell off a cliff and was saved by an outsider who taught me the secret of ninjutsu. When I became a master, The master of the world sent me back, but because I had short hands and feet, I hit the stone. Well, the master of ninjutsu and the master of the world had forgotten all about it, and even passed out. Three months is a waste of time."

Kakashi suddenly doubted whether the other party was deceiving him, but looking at the little one's serious face and frowning in thought, he had to believe that she really thought so.

Kunoji held out two fingers: "The second possibility is a little more fantasy."

Kakashi: Is your first possibility not fantasy enough? !

"That is, I was abducted by aliens. Originally, they wanted to kill me as a trigger for Star Wars. But they found that this four-year-old baby was so cute that they made friends with me. We After spending three months happily together, the aliens finally reluctantly let me go and gave up the Star Wars plan. Before leaving, they erased my memory."

Kakashi suddenly wondered whether he, who was here to carefully analyze her words and expressions, was even more stupid than this silly fool who was caught up in his wild imagination.

Facing Kakashi who looked suspicious, Kunoki couldn't help but groan inwardly:

Is she really thinking seriously?Is there anything impossible in your ninja world?In Kishimoto’s setting, aren’t the Otsutsuki clan aliens?

"Instead of talking about this bloody incident, why not try my new game, Kakashi-senpai!" Kuno said excitedly.

"Game Ninjutsu·Full...Hiccup!"

A loud belch interrupted her seal.

Kunoki blushed a little and coughed awkwardly: "Ahem, isn't it that the grilled fish made by Kakashi-senpai is so delicious... burp!"

The boy Kakashi, who had not smiled for hundreds of years, couldn't help but laugh softly this time.