[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

At dusk, the wind sets in the desert, and the grass is silent.

It's a good time to /kill/ people.

After Kunoki knocked down the masked ninja and tied him tightly into a rice dumpling with the rope in his ninja bag, his first action was: regardless of the opponent's struggle, he pulled off the opponent's mask.

The scene was like raping a citizen/woman.

Orishima Nishi closed her eyes in despair.

The mission was to assassinate this "Bubble Ninja", but who knew that he would fall victim to her weird ninjutsu.

Kunoki touched his chin and looked at the face under the mask.

Well, I'm not familiar with him, I'm sure I haven't met him before.

So she couldn't help but poke the other person's face with her finger: "Hey, what's the grudge between us?"

Orishima Nishi suddenly felt as if electricity flashed where his skin touched. He trembled all over, feeling embarrassed and annoyed: "No grudge! Put your hands away!"

Seeing that he was a little embarrassed, Kunoji apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry, it was the first time I encountered the killer species. I was very curious, so I took action. I was rude to my brother."

Orishima Nishi's face was about to explode: "Shut up!"

With such an "abrupt" tone, it looks like a street/drama/good/family/woman/female!

Kunoki: How could this guy become a killer with such a thin skin?

"Well, I have to know who I offended, right?"

Zhi Daoxi remained silent.

Kunoji turned over the mask in his hand and looked at it several times, and then he was so blessed that he said angrily: "...You are not sent by Danzo Shimura, are you?"

It was a terrible guess, and she was shocked when the idea came to her.

Orishima Nishi's pupils shrank suddenly.

Seeing his reaction, Kunoji knew that the truth was close to the truth, and suddenly cold sweat started flowing down his face. Just when he was about to speak, he choked on his own saliva: "This... cough, cough, cough!"

Finally he calmed down: "...Is it because I used game ninjutsu to deceive children? Does Gen still care about this kind of thing?"

Orishima Nishi: "..."

If you don't say anything, no one will really know that you lied to children. Thank you.

Kunoki looked at his reaction, and a strange guess came to his mind: "Could you be interested in my game ninjutsu?"

"Hey, I have a patent. Knowledge is power. Can you please stop plagiarizing other people's intellectual work?"

"Besides, if you're interested in my ninjutsu, you should visit the thatched cottage to invite me instead of hiding in the woods to hide behind me."

"If you think about it, it doesn't seem to be the reason..."

Kunoji finally realized how outrageous his guess was.

Orishima Nishi who was tied into rice dumplings: "..."

His assassination target seemed to have a very strange brain circuit.

Kunoki sighed and put the mask back on Orishima Nishi's face: "Go back and tell Shimura Danzo that if you have the guts, you can experience it yourself instead of asking some pretty boy to ambush me on my way home and rape me. Citizen/female.”

Under the mask, Orishima Nishi's eyes widened: Could it be that her usual timidity and fear were all just an act?

"It's been a long time since I said anything harsh, remember to tell the other person word for word."

After saying that, Kunoki patted Orishima Nishi's mask twice and stood up.

After walking a long way, Kunoji exhaled a long breath.

It feels really cool to pretend to be 13 - even though I'm starting to panic.

But if he really faced off against Danzo, it wouldn't be impossible.

After all, back then she was also a "master" who swept forums and post bars, ranked first in writing game guides, was very skilled in operations, and had countless fans.

Forget it, despite being a brave man, Kunoji admitted that she was actually quite panicked.

Poor Orishima Nishi, who had exhausted all his physical strength in "The King of Fighters" and exhausted his chakra due to the failure in the battle, was a member of the "Root" club and was tied into a rice dumpling and thrown on the roadside. He felt so humiliated that he wanted to die.

On the other side of the road, sitting on the high wall, was an eight-year-old boy wearing a Konoha forehead protector.

He looked coldly at Orishima Nishi, who was tied up and wearing a mask.

The evening wind in early summer is blowing everywhere, rustling thousands of grass blades.

His temple hair was blown up, covering one cheek.

Shimura Danzo, what kind of existence is "root"?

and also--

Why not kill him?This person wants to kill you.

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After walking home exhausted, Kunoki saw Uzumaki Hiiragi sitting on the roof of the attic with his legs crossed.

Uzumaki Hiiragi also saw her, quickly jumped down from the roof, stood in front of her, and grabbed her: "Let's go, let's follow me!"

Kunoji didn't want to struggle anymore and could only say feebly: "I can't accept your challenge today. My combat effectiveness is negative now. Let me go home to recharge, brother."

Do humanoid game consoles also need charging?

Besides, she now has the shadow of three bedrooms and one living room even mentally?

Uzumaki Hiiragi still dragged her forward: "It's not a challenge, I'll treat you to dinner today!"

Hearing the word "eat", Kunoji suddenly became energetic, but at the same time he was suspicious: "So good? You don't have to pay for it? Isn't there any conspiracy?"

Uzumaki Hiiragi stopped and turned around with a guilty look on his face: "There is really a conspiracy."

Kunoki: I knew it.jpg.

Uzumaki Hiiragi made a pitiful expression: "Today is Kushina-sister's birthday, please give me an 'Angry Birds'~"

Kunoji looked disdainful: "Young man, can you sincerely prepare gifts for your girlfriend? Don't just let me make up the numbers!"

Uzumaki Hiiragi suppressed his anxiety and lowered his voice: "Don't worry, I have prepared a gift. I just want you to get to know Sister Kushina. Besides, for such a big cake, you have to get some people involved." Get rid of it!"

Kunoji swallowed his saliva and agreed with difficulty: "I promise you for the sake of food. Next time you have to make up for my meal, and it has to be completely non-vegetarian."

Uzumaki Hiiragi chuckled: "Why are you only thinking about eating!"

He was dragged and dragged by Uzumaki Hiiragi to Uzumaki Kushina's residence.

"I'm back, Kushina-sama!"

Kushina stood up from the table and walked to the entrance.

Kunoki was slowly taking off her shoes, and Uzumaki Hiiragi urged her: "Hurry up!"

"Is this Hiiragi's friend? Welcome!" Kushina smiled, "Hiiragi, don't rush her."

Uzumaki Hiiragi blushed and said embarrassedly: "Yes, okay."

Kunoji, who had just put on his slippers, raised his head with a look of disbelief: Who is this?who?Is it the childish and grumpy old man she knew?

Kushina led Kunoki and Uzumaki Hiiragi to the living room, smiled and introduced to the other two guests sitting in the living room: "Hiiragi, and his friend, Xiaoji."

After that, he introduced two other guests to Kunoji: "Xiaoji, this is my friend Mikoto, and there is another one——"

The blond young man moved his eyes away from Kunoji's face and fell on Uzumaki Hiiragi next to her.

"I believe you don't need me to introduce you, our Hokage-sama." Kushina smiled.

Uchiha Mikoto smiled and said: "Welcome Xiaoji!"

The blond young man did not say anything, but showed a bright smile as usual.

Kunoji's heart tightened.

Is it too much pressure?She heard about the Kumo ninja snatching the Byakugan.As a result, the fourth generation had no way to change the decision of Konoha's top management and could only choose to compromise with the Kumo ninja.

Her mood sank.

Uchiha Mikoto stood up: "Now that everyone is here, tell me what you want to eat. I will cook today!"

Uzumaki Hiiragi was almost the first to shout, but suddenly thought of something and silently covered his mouth.

Today is Kushina's sister's birthday, so of course she should go first.

Kushina smiled and glanced at Uzumaki Hiiragi, who was covering his mouth and pretending to be a quail: "For me, if possible, can you have a bowl of ramen?"

Uchiha Mikoto raised her eyebrows in surprise, then laughed "haha": "Your love for ramen is as good as ever!"

"Where's Hokage-sama?"

Namikaze Minato smiled: "I can do it all. I don't particularly like or dislike you."

"Then I'll make the decision for you, Hokage-sama. How about curry rice? I'm very good at it!"

"Wait, he doesn't like curry!"

After blurting out a sentence, Kunoji felt embarrassed.

Suddenly, everyone looked at her.

Namikaze Minato was even more stunned on the spot, looking into her eyes in disbelief.

Kunoji scratched his head and laughed dryly: "Hahahaha, it's me, actually I want to eat curry rice."

But no matter what, she didn't deny it.

It's true that Yondaime Namikaze Minato doesn't like to eat curry.

Kushina and Mikoto both laughed, and Uzumaki Hiiragi gave her a surprise: "Even if you want to eat it, it goes without saying that the Yondaime doesn't like to eat such crappy words. At the worst, I can ask Mikoto-san to make two portions of curry rice. ah!"

Namikaze Minato who was opposite looked at Uzumaki Hiiragi's hand that expertly knocked on Kunoji's head, and frowned imperceptibly.

Kunoji stuck out his tongue in embarrassment and ended the embarrassing incident in a cute way.

In the end, Uchiha Mikoto decided to give Minato Namikaze eel rice.

For those with the surnames Uzumaki and Uchiha at the dinner table, the entire dinner was held in a relatively joyful atmosphere.

Only the person named Kuno found the atmosphere awkward and anxious.

And this awkward and anxious atmosphere was all thanks to the guy opposite her whose surname was Namikaze.

The whole process is like this:

Kunoji was carefully picking up the rice, and suddenly she felt someone's eyes resting on her like a fluttering butterfly.

So she looked up.

He met the blond young man's dazed eyes.

Before she could react, the blond young man looked away as if nothing had happened and said something to Uchiha Mikoto next to him.

Then Kunoki continued to lower his head and cook.

Within a few dozen seconds, she felt that line of sight floating on her body again like falling flowers floating on the water.

Then she looked up again.

I caught the blond young man holding the chopsticks motionless again.

This time he blinked guiltily and quickly moved his gaze to the furniture behind her, pretending to be lost in thought while looking at the background board, but the hand holding the chopsticks actually trembled a little.

So Kunoji still lowered his head to eat.

Now, when that look landed on her like a dragonfly again, she knew who it was without looking up.

But she still raised her head and smiled.

Yondaime, if we want to watch it, we must watch it openly. We don’t want to charge you for taking another look.

"Clang", the blond young man hurriedly stabilized the bowl in his hand, and smiled apologetically at Kushina, who looked at her with concern.

Kunoki:......