[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

There are only two people in the world who know that I don't like curry.

One is myself and the other is her.

——"Memoirs"

Late at night, Konoha fell asleep in tranquility.

On an early summer night, the night wind was as thin as a wisp, and the ancient stars on the dark blue night flickered indifferently.

The blond young man landed lightly on the roof.

When he wanted to jump off, he hesitated.

Ever since he remembered who Ji Zhao was, he had deliberately avoided Kuno Ji in the past few years.

It's a pity that there's no point in avoiding it. Why don't you run up to someone else's roof in the middle of the night?

Anyway, I don’t know why, but I couldn’t sleep at night, and suddenly I wanted to go out for a walk. As I walked, I ran to the roof of someone’s house.

He smiled to himself, sat down on the roof, and put up one leg.

The moon is as bright as water, splashing on the roof, embedding the young man's contemplative look into a silhouette.

"Creak", the attic door opened.

The blond young man was shocked and quickly stood up.

"Click", unexpectedly, the tiles were stepped loose and made a sound, which was particularly harsh in the quiet night.

The black-haired girl wearing a nightcap looked sleepily towards the roof: "Eh? The Yondaime?"

The blond young man felt that he was so ashamed that he was about to evaporate between heaven and earth.

It's not that he left, and it's not that he didn't leave.

While he was preparing some high-sounding words such as "night patrol", the black-haired girl jumped up to the roof and grabbed his sleeve.

The blond young man's breathing was stagnant, and his chest was so tight that he couldn't breathe.

The light weight on his sleeves was like a huge boulder, making him unable to move his feet, making it difficult to breathe, and even his thoughts were a little rusty.

The black-haired girl quickly loosened his sleeves, straightened the nightcap with the sun printed on it, then rubbed her eyes, sat down on the roof, and called the blond young man: "Sit, sit, sit, Yondaime. "

The blond young man's eyelashes twitched and his heart beat so fast that it seemed like it was about to burst out of his chest, but he had no choice but to sit down next to her as instructed, his movements a little unnatural.

The black-haired girl muttered and poked the blond young man's cheek with her index finger: "Look, this illusion feels quite real."

The warm and delicate touch was just a light touch and left quickly, but it made his heart tremble, as if he was electrocuted. He was so panicked that he unconsciously wanted to step back. Then he remembered that he was on the roof and hurriedly stabilized himself.

Then, a fine and continuous numbness spread throughout his heart, wrapping around him like a thread.

Hallucination?Did she think he was hallucinating?

The black-haired girl was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized something: "It's such a real hallucination..."

The blond young man's breathing was a little rapid, and excuses such as "replacing the ANBU on patrol" were already swirling in his mind.

"Isn't it possible that some bastard has learned how to stack my space ninjutsu and genjutsu?"

The black-haired girl rubbed her hands: "No, I have to find a way to get a ninjutsu patent or something. If you use it in the future, you have to pay me."

The blond young man's expression was obviously cracked.

"...The roof is so harsh..." the black-haired girl frowned and complained. After speaking, she turned to the blond young man: "I'll go down and get a pillow. Don't disappear!"

I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you.

The blond young man's blue eyes were half lowered, and his long eyelashes covered his expression.

The next moment, "Domino push tomato!", he was wrapped in the game bubble.

The blond young man looked at the sudden appearance of the game barrier in surprise.

This is?Why?

……

He paused for a long while, then lowered his head and pursed his lips and smiled.

"untie!"

When the black-haired girl came back, she had two extra pillows in her hands. She handed one of them to the blond young man: "Here, go on."

Then she carefully put her pillow on the roof, then carefully sat on the cushion, stretched out her eyebrows and said, "I feel comfortable this time."

The black-haired girl stretched out her hand: "Let's get acquainted again. My name is Ji Zhao."

It overlapped with the scene in my memory.

The blond young man stared blankly at the girl opposite.

When the black-haired girl saw that he didn't move, her heart skipped a beat. She quickly shook his hand and let go.

"Unfortunately, I just found out a very embarrassing thing a few months ago."

The black-haired girl looked helpless.

Only one Ji Zhao (Kuno Ji) can exist in a time and space.

Therefore, when the 25-year-old Kunoki traveled to Konoha 39 due to a ninjutsu malfunction, the 4-year-old Kunoki in the original time and space had been replaced by the 25-year-old Kunoki.

In fact, the term "replacement" is not accurate, because both of them are herself, but they have different experiences and memories.

It can only be said that in September of the 39th year of Konoha, the 9-year-old Kuno appeared unexpectedly, so the 25-year-old Kuno temporarily disappeared.

Then, when space and time automatically maintained stability, the 4-year-old Kunoki appeared again, "Niu Colu·Kizhao". The 4-year-old Kunoki had the memory of the 25-year-old Kunoki.

This extra memory does indeed belong to Kunoki, but to a certain extent, it is unreasonable because it is a "future" memory.Therefore, while maintaining stability, the rules of time and space sealed this memory.

But for some reason, there was a bug in this memory that was supposed to be blocked. Suddenly, like a key, it opened the door with a "click" and poured out like a tide.

After figuring this out with great frustration, Kunoji was speechless.

Thanks to her broken ninjutsu "Regrets Float Away", she started the second round and tried it all over again.

But this second episode seemed to be different due to some kind of butterfly effect that she didn't know about.

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One week.

Konoha is 60 years old and Kunoki is 25 years old.

Everything is as told in the story: the Nine-Tails Rebellion, the sacrifice of the fourth generation, Kakashi's Class [-], the Land of Waves, the Chunin Examination, and the Konoha Collapse Plan.

After the funeral of the Sandaime, it was a foggy morning in Konoha. Footsteps sounded faintly on the stone road, followed by the crisp sound of "ding a bell".

Soon after, the sun rose, and the gauzy mist disappeared without a trace, leaving only the colorful light. It had rained heavily, and there were shallow puddles on the road, reflecting other people's houses.

"Do you know where it is?"

"Yes."

"That's easy, let's go."

Outside the dumpling shop.

Kakashi held a book in one hand and put his other hand in his pocket. When he saw Asuma and Kurenai walking side by side, he said, "Hey, you two, they seem to have a good relationship."

There was a blush on Yuhi Hong's face: "Idiot, I was just asked by Anko to buy meatballs!"

Asma held her cigarette in her mouth and asked, "You are the one, what are you doing in a place like this?"

"Nothing, I'm here to buy the offerings, and I'm waiting for someone," Kakashi emphasized a name carelessly, "Waiting for Sasuke."

The man in the dumpling shop wearing a black red cloud robe tightened his grip on the cup.

"Kakashi, it's so rare that you came early." Sasuke came over.

"Occasionally."

Sasuke raised his eyes and saw the steaming cups and three-color meatballs on the table through the curtain of the dango shop. He frowned: "I hate natto and sweet things."

The two people in the dumpling shop were gone.

Kakashi winked at Kurenai and Asuma.

Kurenai and Asuma immediately understood and disappeared from the spot.

At that time, Kunoki was sitting on the railing by the river, staring at the sparkling river in a daze.

She noticed someone approaching, turned her head and saw two people wearing black red cloud robes and bamboo hats approaching not far away.

Kunoki jumped off the railing, smiled and waved to the two people walking towards him: "Hello, good morning!"

Uchiha Itachi frowned, lifted a corner of his robe, and gently pointed his finger towards the black-haired and black-eyed female ninja opposite.

Damn, just use your big moves when you come up.

As soon as this thought flashed through Kunoki's mind, he realized that he was in a different place: the full moon with a small corner missing was dyed blood red, and the strange red chakra spread and roared in the air - the Nine-tailed Attack on the Village night!

Kisame Kisaki was a little surprised: "Itachi, why are you..."

Did you agree to only capture the nine-tailed brat?

How could he meet a Konoha ninja with a relatively friendly attitude and just serve him with illusions without saying a word?

Uchiha Itachi frowned and said nothing.

The illusion he cast can make people see what they fear and care about most - for her, is it actually the sacrifice of the fourth generation?

Coming out of the illusion, Kunoji wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, calmed his breathing, and looked at the two people in bamboo hats who were still standing opposite.

"Game Mode·Flying Chess!"

At the moment when he was surrounded by the bubble barrier, Uchiha Itachi's eyes suddenly trembled: She didn't turn on the battle mode, but actually used the game mode!

What the hell is she thinking?

Just when Kisame Kisaki was about to use Samehada, Uchiha Itachi stopped him: "It's useless."

Kunoji threw a "one" in distress, and looked at his chess piece in tears as he took a step: "In the end, there were only three people, and one person could only be replaced by the system."

Seeing that Uchiha Itachi hadn't moved yet, she reminded: "Hey, it's your turn to roll the dice!"

A shuriken flew somewhere on the huge chessboard with a "ding" sound.

"Poof", the game bubble disappears.

Kunoji raised his eyebrows: It's really boring. Playing games with Sharingan is really boring.

Itachi Uchiha took off his hat, pulled open the collar of his black robe, and revealed the lower half of his face: "I don't have time to waste with you."

No, it was you who made the first move, okay?

Although Kunoji was puzzled, he still looked at him with a helpless smile, raised his hands and waved: "Then, goodbye!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Kunoji's eyes flashed: Damn, I'm under an illusion again!

It's still the same scene, the same Nine-Tails attack on the village.

Kisame, the dried persimmon on the side, suddenly became confused.

No, no time to spend with others, why do you stand and watch the other person in pain in the illusion?

For the first time, he didn't understand what his partner was thinking.

After Kunoki exited the illusion, before he could calm down, he heard Itachi Uchiha slowly say: "Why do you want to say hello to me?"

"Because we are friends." Kunoji rubbed his temples.

Otherwise, with two such big red clouds and black robes, how can we pretend not to see them?

"I'm an S-class felon on the wanted list, don't you know?"

"Ah? Really? I thought it would be SSS level."

Uchiha Itachi gritted his teeth and said, "Why do you still want to look into my eyes even though you know you will fall under the illusion?"

"Because your eyes are your eyes first, the windows to your soul, and the Sharingan second. When you talk to someone, of course you have to look into their eyes. I'm very polite!"

While saying this, Kurenai and Asuma appeared in front of the three people.

"Uchiha...you are so courageous." Asuma said.

Itachi Uchiha stepped forward slowly and glanced at Kunoki when he passed by her.

Damn, I was hit by an illusion again!

When Kunoki woke up, he successfully found himself on an intravenous drip at Konoha Hospital.

Thinking of being hit by illusions three times in a row by the river, and all three times it was the same scene, Kunoji felt depressed.

What kind of hatred is that?

"What would happen if there were more elements of space-time ninjutsu?" Kunoji sat on the hospital bed, writing and drawing on the paper with a pen in his hand.

"If the research and development is successful, what will it be called?"

"Regrets... the art of making regrets float away, it's decided like this!"

Because of the lifelong humiliation of being struck by genjutsu three times in a row, Kunoki decided to avenge his shame. He worked hard while being hospitalized and successfully developed the past simulator "The Technique of All Regrets Floating Away".

Different from previous game ninjutsu, this jutsu has a frighteningly high proportion of time and space ninjutsu, about 90% of it is time and space ninjutsu.

Since he became a "special jounin" two years ago, Kunoki has had the opportunity to be exposed to more high-level ninjutsu. This time, 90% of the time and space ninjutsu, many of them are A-level time and space ninjutsu.

Not long after she was discharged from the hospital, Kunoji came to the forest alone and began the first internal test of her ninjutsu.

"Game Ninjutsu: Regrets Float Away!"