[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

It was a certain day and month in the year 54 of Konoha.

Locking the door with a "click", Kunoki walked down the creaking wooden stairs.

As soon as I came downstairs, I was met by a strange jounin who was staring at a piece of paper in his hand and looking at something intently: "Kunoji, right?"

Kunoji was alert: "I am."

The jounin put down the paper in his hand and raised his eyebrows: "Let's take a walk."

Kunoki: "I... Big brother, can I ask what it is?"

By the way, she hasn't done anything illegal/violating/discipline recently.

Jonin: "Go to the strategy class to take the special Jonin assessment."

Kunoki's eyes widened. Before he could react, he even thought he heard wrongly. Just as he was confused, he was pulled over by the jounin: "Hurry up and follow me!"

Brother, why do you have so many modal particles at the end of your sentence?

We rushed all the way to the Konoha Strategy Squad base camp.

Talented ninjas will be enrolled in the strategy class. The so-called strategy class mainly plays a role in war. In normal times, it is basically a mess, with the wife and children sleeping on the kang, each running their own industry, such as the Nara family's medicinal materials industry.

But other classes are different. For example, the barrier class has to work hard to guard Konoha. Recently, they often find that the barrier senses abnormalities, but nothing can be found.For example, the torture class is very taxing on the brain.Another example is the guard class, which is even more miserable.

A Jounin with curly hair, Nara Shikaku with a mustache, and two other Jounin were playing cards at the table.

Nara Shikaku turned his head: "The people have arrived."

The Jonin who brought Kunoki over pushed her forward gently: "Go and say hello."

Kunoki: Isn’t it an assessment?Why did this loose atmosphere make it seem like Sanqueyi invited her to play cards?

The wool-curled Jonin looked at her up and down with curiosity: "Are you an adult? Why do you look so young?"

Kunoki: "I became an adult last year, and I'm not short at all, thank you!"

"It's not that you're short, it's that your face looks...childish." Woolroll spat out this word cruelly.

Kunoji: "..."

Personal attack, reported.

Nara Shikaku smiled: "Okay, let me introduce you. I am Nara Shikaku, the deputy squad leader of the strategy class."

"Sanjingliao."

"I'm Kirk."

The wool-curled Jonin showed his white teeth: "The squad leader is here, Ueki Eito."

Upon hearing this name, Kunoki's pupils trembled slightly: Ueki Eito, the ninja who will be sacrificed in the "Konoha Collapse Plan" six years later!She remembered clearly that she was in the cemetery because a naughty child had painted the tombstone with paint. She noticed it and paid special attention to the name on the tombstone when she went to clean it.

Ying Ren caught her shock and smiled: "Why, have you ever heard of my name?"

"I've heard that he has the most handsome afro on this street."

The man from Yangjuanying laughed "Hahaha": "Hahaha, it's true that he has an afro, but he's not the most handsome."

Nara Shikaku stood up, picked up a scroll from the shelf, led Kunoki to the table, and spread out the scroll: it was a map of Konoha.

"As you can see, this is the map of Konoha. Your assessment task is to allow me to reach one of the places marked on it as I wish."

Kunoki glanced at: South Gate, Konoha Hospital, Warehouse 1/2/3, Police Department... almost all are important locations, scattered throughout Konoha.

"time requirement?"

"This evening before sunset."

"Can there be a bigger map?"

"can."

"Can I doodle on the map?"

"……OK."

Walking out of the strategy class, Kunoki probably already understood why she was called: her "Game Flying Thunder God" was spotted.

...So angry, she left the Plants vs. Zombies Ultraman vs. Little Monsters that she worked so hard to study, but in the end she fell in love with the escape ninjutsu?

Isn't this a typical behavior of buying a casket and returning a pearl? So angry, so angry!

Even so, for the sake of her reputation and salary as a "special jounin", she still did the assessment tasks well, squinting at the map under the bright sun, relying on her only sense of direction and catching passers-by. He asked shamelessly throughout the entire Konoha Village.

Around three o'clock in the afternoon, a steaming guy stumbled in from the Strategy Department. It was Kunoji: "...Water, water, water, water!"

There were only wool rolls in the room. He put the water glass in front of Kunoji: "...Why do you look like you took a bath?"

Kunoki drank a glass of water with a "gudonggudonggudong" sound: "One more glass!"

Wool Roll chuckled, and went to get another glass of water: "You might as well go under the faucet and make do."

Kunoki drank the glass of water again, wiped his mouth, and finally stopped. He put the oversized map scroll on the table with a clang: "This is my result, please check."

Wool Roll took the vertical scroll, unfolded it and spread it flat on the table. He did not forget to complain: "When you hand in the task, you lay the scroll flat and put it upright. You have learned to be cool at a young age."

"...I just let it go."

"What you end up with are these weird patterns, right?"

On the big map, there are QR codes the size of fingernails next to the southern gate, Konoha Hospital, warehouses and other locations.

"Injecting chakra can teleport to the corresponding location." Kunoki explained.

By placing fixed points at various locations and shrinking the corresponding QR codes at the corresponding locations and placing them on the map, you are actually creating a large map with teleportation points.

Thanks to playing the game too much, I came up with such a genius idea.

Woolroll asked: "Who can teleport?"

"Whoever injects chakra will be transported."

"How much chakra is enough?"

“Until all the corners of the QR code light up.”

"This thing is called a QR code? What a strange name. It's called a teleportation mark."

"...It's called a QR code."

Wool Roll glanced at her approvingly: "That's good, little girl. I heard that you created this teleportation barrier yourself?"

"That's called Game Flying Thunder God."

"If there's a war then, I'll need to trouble you to make a battlefield map with a teleportation barrier."

"Okay, Yugi Flying Thunder God."

Wool Roll touched one of the QR codes with his finger and said stubbornly: "This is the teleportation barrier."

Kunoki patiently said: "This is not a barrier, it's just something similar to a barrier. The official name is Game Flying Thunder God."

Wool Juan smiled and said: "Congratulations on passing the assessment. You will be my subordinate from now on, so it has been officially renamed Teleportation Barrier."

"Hey, Ueki-senpai, even the boss can't decide what the subordinates' ninjutsu is called."

Wool Roll put away the map scroll: "I said it's called teleportation enchantment, it's called teleportation enchantment. What can you do to me?"

"..." Why does this tone sound like teasing a child?

Kuno Norifu was in a state of mind, and when he looked up, he saw Woolen Roll looking at her with a suppressed smile on his face.

Wool Roll said with a "hahaha" smile: "You discovered it, hahaha. I was teasing you, but you really took the bait, hahaha. You are still a child after all, hahahaha!"

Kunoki: "..." Can you respect adults?

Yuanjuan said sternly: "Among the special Jonin recommenders, Lord Hokage recommended you. According to your abilities and attributes, you should have been enrolled in the barrier class, but because of my bright brain, you were assigned after a few words. Join our strategy class."

"Let me formally introduce you to the Konoha Strategy Class. They are all people with good brains."

Kunoji: "..."

I'm sorry, she is just an ordinary programmer in the 21st century, and her brain is not as bright as yours, Ueki-senpai. Thank you.

Wool Roll: "But the strategy class usually doesn't have any important work. If anything happens, I will call you."

Wool Roll seemed to have thought of something again, and he curled his eyes and smiled: "Oh, by the way, if I am in any danger, I still need you to protect me. After all, I just have a bright head."

The reason why Ueki Eito can be the leader of the strategic squad, even above Nara Shikaku, shows that he does have two skills. He himself is a perceptual and analytical ninja, and can sense and analyze the enemy's situation within half a minute of facing the enemy, including Attributes, ninjutsu, and even character tactics, etc., and then make battle strategies in a very short time. It can be said to be a walking automatically updated database, and an excellent battlefield commander.

Before leaving, Wool Roll stopped Kunoki again: "It seems that Hokage-sama also has a mission for you. Remember to find time to go to the Hokage's office!"

The Yondaime?Looking for her on a mission?Task?Task? ?

Did you hear me wrong?

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Naruto Office.

"How's it going? Did you pass the special Jonin exam?" Namikaze Minato asked with a smile.

Kunoji nodded: "Passed, passed! Thank you, Hokage-sama, for your appreciation and recommendation."

Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, the smile on Namikaze Minato's face calmly faded away.

Silence filled the air like mist for a moment, like an invisible hand, strangling Kunoji until he could not breathe.

ah?What's wrong?Did she say something?Why are you suddenly unhappy?

Namikaze Minato spoke, with a hint of anger in his tone: "...I have a name."

Kunoki: "I know...wait!"

etc!So what does he mean?Is this hinting at something?

"Mi...Minato", Kunoki whispered tentatively.

"Yeah", Namikaze Minato responded softly, almost coming from the bottom of his throat, his ears quickly turned red.

Not right.

The atmosphere in the entire Hokage's office suddenly felt much worse than before. The temperature suddenly rose a few degrees, and the ambiguous atmosphere quickly spread like a dense fog. Even a shameless person like Kunoji felt his face get hot.

"Ahem, cough, cough," Minato Namikaze coughed covertly, and quickly changed the subject, "Well, since you are a special jounin, you can't spend time in the library all the time, so from today on, you will start from me. Take the mission here."

"Eh?" As if a basin of ice water was poured over his head, Kunoji suddenly woke up.

Are the good times over?Is your paddling career over?

Seeing Kunoki becoming visibly nervous, Namikaze Minato smiled and said, "Don't be nervous. It's not a life-threatening mission. You basically don't have to leave the village. The bounty is pretty good, and it's higher than a librarian's salary."

"Then comes your first mission."

"Since ANBU perform more dangerous tasks and are often injured, I hope you will make a mark for ANBU members that can be teleported to Konoha Hospital."

Namikaze Minato paused: "Just make it look like an ANBU armband, no 'QR code'."

"Anbu armband-style markings are relatively concealable and can effectively avoid targeted damage by enemies."

By the way, he could quietly and quietly replace Kakashi's original mark - he knew that Kakashi still carried many gifts from Kunoki with him.