[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

The sunset slanted into the window lattice.

"How do you feel about your first day in ANBU, Itachi?" Uchiha Shisui leaned against the door and asked.

Itachi Uchiha recalled it and replied with a smile: "It's not the same as I imagined, but I met a very good Kakashi-senpai."

Shisui was stunned for a moment when he heard Kakashi's name, and smiled: "That's great. I feel relieved now that you have senior to take care of you. You must work hard tomorrow, Itachi!"

"must!"

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It was late at night, and the faint moonlight leaked onto the wooden floor, outlining a window pane.

Uchiha Itachi put his hands under his head and stared at the ceiling with his eyes open.

Memories of the day came to mind again.

*****Memory dividing line*****

"Let me test how capable you are!"

"How old are you?"

"Don't say that we are bullying others, it's just the rules of the ANBU."

"What are you doing?" The silver-haired ninja said in a stern tone, "Explain to me."

The ANBU surrounding them suddenly became less arrogant.

The ANBU wearing the eagle mask felt a little guilty: "I just want to see if he is capable enough to enter here. He is too young."

"Are you dissatisfied with the decision from above?"

The ANBU in the purple triangular mask whispered: "No, it's not."

The silver-haired ANBU said: "You should have felt that he is not simple."

He turned to Uchiha Itachi and said, "I am Kakashi, captain of Team [-]."

ANBU dressing room.

Uchiha Itachi opened his cabinet and once again thanked Kakashi next to him: "Thank you very much for the rescue today, senior."

Kakashi took out the items from his cabinet. Hearing this, he smiled at the boy next to him who was a head shorter than him and said, "It's okay."

Uchiha Itachi was a little surprised: "Kakashi-senpai... seems to be different from just now."

Kakashi was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "Putting on the mask and taking off the mask are two different people. It must be one of the ANBU rules."

Uchiha Itachi: "But senior is different from the rumors."

"...Rumors?"

"Cold and silent, basically never smiles."

Kakashi smiled: "Are the rumors you heard expired? That was a few years ago."

How much can a person change in a few years?Uchiha Itachi thought with some doubts.

"Crack", the sound of items falling to the ground.

When Kakashi bent down to pick it up, Itachi Uchiha accidentally glanced at it.

It was a round pebble with a special color and a smiling face painted on it.

Uchiha Itachi suddenly stopped breathing and blurted out: "Senior..."

Kakashi had already put the stone in his pocket and turned to look at him: "What's wrong?"

"I'm sorry, I know it's inappropriate to ask this... Is this stone a gift from a senior?"

Kakashi was also a little surprised that he would ask this question, but still answered: "It is indeed a small gift."

Itachi Uchiha continued calmly: "I'm presumptuous, senior. The main reason is that it has chakra similar to a barrier. I'm afraid it will be detrimental to senior."

Kakashi smiled and said: "Don't worry, it is indeed a barrier, but it is just a boring barrier that tells people a short story."

The dark pupils shrank suddenly.

Uchiha Itachi said: "That'll be fine, I'm sorry, senior."

*****The dividing line of memories*****

Uchiha Itachi took a deep breath, and the cold moonlight leaking in from the window brought a chill to the room.

Is it... a barrier for telling short stories?

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The morning light penetrates the mist and gradually disperses the hazy fog.

Kunoji yawned and walked by the river, with sparkling waves on the surface.

Today was the first day to hand over tasks. The ANBU marks that could be sent to Konoha Hospital had been mass-produced on the assembly line. In order to catch up with the ANBU's work time, she got up very early.

But why does today's situation seem like a certain day?

It was the day when he was knocked down three times in a row by Uchiha Itachi during the first week.

Yes, there is also a thin morning mist, by the same river.

Just as she was thinking about it, she squinted her eyes and saw someone sitting on the railing not far ahead through the morning fog.

As long as it's not Uchiha Itachi, Kuno thought.

When he got closer, Kunoji wanted to slap himself twice.

unlucky!Why would you want to recall that unlucky day when you have nothing to do?Why are you making random guesses about the other party's identity when it's okay?There is no harm without buying and selling, and there is no Murphy's Law without luck!

The man sitting on the railing by the river, staring at the river, was the young Itachi Uchiha.

He jumped off the railing, smiled and waved to her: "Good morning, Sister Aji."

Kunoki had the illusion that he was under a genjutsu.

What's going on?Why did she copy her posture, movements, and expressions from that day? !

Is this a coincidence?Or did she not wake up at all?

Uchiha Itachi stopped three meters away from her: "Aki-sister, are you going to the Hokage Tower?"

"……Yes."

Uchiha Itachi smiled and said: "We are just on our way, let's come together."

"……it is good."

The two walked side by side.

Kunoji's head was buzzing, as noisy as cicadas in summer, and he always felt like he was under an illusion.

After a moment of silence, Uchiha Itachi said: "Does Sister Aki know that I have joined the ANBU?"

Kunoki: "...You, don't call me that."

Although Uchiha Itachi did call her that for a period of time a long time ago, she already had post-traumatic stress disorder after experiencing the three consecutive attacks of genjutsu, and it was a little scary to suddenly hear such an intimate name again.

To be honest, before Asagiri returned home, even after Uchiha Itachi exterminated the clan and rebelled against the village, Kunoki had always had no opinion of Asagiri because of their previous friendship. He only felt that he was so miserable and so miserable. Lose stubbornness.

But when they reunited again after betraying the village, facing the almost inhumane Uchiha Itachi, Kunoji felt the gap for the first time: he couldn't understand, really couldn't understand Uchiha's brain circuit.

"Then what should we call it?" Uchiha Itachi stopped.

"Kuno, Kunoki, or just feed that person, you can."

Uchiha Itachi lowered his eyes, clenched his teeth unconsciously, paused, and said calmly: "So, if you'll excuse me, who, do you know that I joined the ANBU?"

Did you really call her "that one"?You won't be angry, right?

Kunoji glanced at the boy next to him, but couldn't get any effective information from his face.

"Uh-huh, I'm just kidding, it doesn't matter what you call me." Kunoji said with a guilty conscience.

In any case, it is really a bit too much to transfer the emotions of the first week to the boy of the second week.

Uchiha Itachi slowly loosened his clenched fists, and a smile appeared on his face: "I'm joking too, Kunoki."

"Well, I only found out about your joining ANBU today after listening to you talk about it. Congratulations!" Kunoji realized that the question had been interrupted twice and quickly picked up the conversation again.

Uchiha Itachi: "I met Kakashi-senpai in ANBU."

and then?

Kunoji waited for a long time and didn't hear what he said about the follow-up. She thought she was deaf. She looked at Itachi in confusion, and the other party smiled faintly at her.

Could it be that her radar was broken, causing the silence?

Kunoki quickly continued: "Kakashi is an old man in the Anbu. He has all attributes and is a great guy. He is also a very nice person. If you have any trouble, you can definitely go to Kakashi."

"You speak highly of him."

Kunoji said with a "hehe" smile: "That's right, that's right, we are good friends after all."

Uchiha Itachi looked like he suddenly understood: "They are friends, that's it."

"No wonder I saw he had a small stone with chakra much like yours."

"You mean the 'orange light reader'? The one with the smiley face?"

Uchiha Itachi paused, and the hand on his side slowly clenched into a fist.

There was a puzzled expression on his face, and he blinked curiously: "Eh? What a strange name."

Kunoji was about to speak when he saw the face of young Itachi Uchiha and suddenly felt guilty.

Speaking of which, the so-called storytelling game ninjutsu was inspired by Uchiha Itachi of Ichimoku.

That was shortly after Uchiha Shisui's death.

Around three or four in the afternoon, she leaned against the trunk of a tree and flipped through a book in the shade. It was a hilarious ninja autobiography newly released by Jiyingtang.

"Ji-chan, can you read the book you are reading?" A young man's voice came from behind her.

She was startled and turned her head. The boy was leaning on the tree trunk on the other side, sitting with his legs bent.

"Are you sure you want to listen? This is very inappropriate!"

"Ah."

She cleared her throat: "I saw a gleaming sword coming towards me from the opposite side. I fell to the ground in a hurry. Gulu Gulu rolled away like a wheel. Good guy, that ninja is still not ready to let go. Pass me, in this case I can only use bigger moves, ah hoo..."

She almost laughed while reading it. Seeing that there was no movement behind her, she stopped: "Hey, are you still listening?"

"Listening." The boy replied with his eyes closed.

Her mouth went dry after reading, and she sighed: "I won't read it anymore. The roof of my mouth and tongue are almost stuck together. It takes too much saliva. Next time, I can make a reader that automatically reads the page."

"Then, can you give it to me?"

She thought about it: "It's quite difficult to make this ninjutsu. It feels like you have to kill a lot of brain cells... but if you really succeed, you will be a guinea pig."

"Thanks, Ji-chan."

"Hey, hey, don't thank me first. If I can't do it, wouldn't I be Alexander?"

"Thanks, Ji-chan."

As a result, this ninjutsu, which killed many brain cells, finally broke ground again when Nishoumei was 16 years old and regained his memory, and was officially renamed "Orange Light Reader". After the bug was fixed, it happened to coincide with Kakashi's birthday. , and conveniently gave it to Kakashi. Anyway, Kakashi has been a guinea pig for several years, so he might as well just let him remain a guinea pig.

However, what is embarrassing now is that Uchiha Itachi took the initiative to mention this game ninjutsu.

Kunoji was feeling guilty but thankful at the same time: Fortunately, fortunately, the Uchiha Itachi in front of him probably didn't know about the matter of the week.

Seeing that Kunoki didn't speak, Uchiha Itachi smiled: "Then I'll report to the ANBU first. Goodbye."

"See you later." Kunoji wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

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"Itachi, wait a minute!" Kakashi called to Itachi who was about to leave the locker room.

Uchiha Itachi took off the mask on his face: "Eh? What's the matter?"

Kakashi handed him the anchor mark on the ANBU armband: "The teleportation barrier given to ANBU by the Hokage. The anchor point is at Konoha Hospital. Take it."

Uchiha Itachi took it: "Thank you, senior."

Putting his mask back on, Uchiha Itachi walked out of the locker room.

He rubbed the fixed-point mark, the familiar chakra.

The fingers exerted force suddenly.

Under the mask, the 11-year-old boy said silently: "Liar."