[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

The secret to defeating the Nine-Tails: kiss, hug and lift him high (in a dream).

The secret to defeating the bad guys: Change all the fruits in the fruit cutting game to look like the bad guys, then combo continuously and pass the level with a high score.

The secret to defeating insomnia: Get high.

The secret to beating low wages: None.

——"Book of Games·Manuscript"

In the next month, Kunoji lived between the Konoha library and home, and at the young age of 12, he began to live a life of a social animal ahead of schedule.

A month later, she received such a pitiful salary that she almost cried.

Help, she finally knew why the Yondaime Hokage agreed so readily in the first place, and why his salary for working hard in managing scrolls in the library was so low.One month's salary is only three times the amount of the last D-level mission.

Do you think this job is a sinecure specially created for retired jounin?

what to do?Suddenly I wanted to follow the Jonin on a mission.

After all, you can make a fortune by doing ten or eight S-level missions. Thinking about it makes you drool.

Kunoji put away his salary, put his chin on his head and began to think.

Give up your job in the library to lick blood from a knife?Impossible, impossible in a lifetime!

If you want her knife to drink blood, you have to ask her if she has a knife first!She is a pauper who can't even bear to buy a kunai!

Forget about low wages and high wages, etc., and let them all go out of sight smoothly!

Anyway, wages are paid today, so let’s go have a big meal first!

If you have money today, you will waste it today; if you don’t have rice, you will spend it tomorrow.

In the past month, Kunoki's living standard has been hovering around the poverty line. Sometimes he buys bread, instant noodles and rice balls, and sometimes he goes to the lake to pretend to meet by chance and trick Kakashi into having dinner. Only a few days I'm doing my best shopping and cooking.

As a result, she, who was already a little malnourished, looked even thinner.

All I can say is that luckily Kakashi is a nice person and allowed her to have dinner at least five times this month. Otherwise, she would have had her braids brittle due to malnutrition, right?

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On the other side, Kakashi Hatake returns home from a mission.

Someone wanted to split Iwagakure and Konoha. He chased after him without saying a word. Today, he was so angry that he killed one, two...

It was as if the enemies were the haystacks erected during training.

He opened the door and said to the empty home, "I'm back."

There is only one fish left in the tank, and it looks like we are going fishing again tomorrow.Kakashi has a special obsession with fish. Even though he has done many high-level tasks and has a lot of savings, he still likes to go fishing at the lake.

Speaking of fishing, you won’t run into that weird little guy again tomorrow, right?

To say she is a little one is indeed a little one.

He just wants to eat, and he doesn't care.

But she decided to pay him - using her "game ninjutsu".

Kunoki has come here six times this month, and he remembers it clearly.

Because whether it was "Cut Fruit" or later "Maze" and "Destroy Stars", he never successfully passed the third level.

Not only did he remember the number of times clearly, but he also clearly remembered the word "Game Black Hole" she whispered.

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Kunoji happily dived into the barbecue grill without saying anything.

"Welcome, how many are there?"

Kunoji blinked, looked at at least four slots, and suddenly hesitated.Barbecue Q is a good place for gatherings, usually [-] or nine ninjas come together to eat haise high.

For a kid like her who has no friends and no money, maybe her style is a bit... inconsistent.

So she took a step back: "No, sorry, I went to the wrong place."

The final result was similar again. She bought a rice ball and moved slowly towards home.

Scientific researchers are the soul of scientific research. Scientific research is a lonely road. Only by enduring hardship can you become a master. Just become your father!

Suddenly, Kunoki stopped.

She saw the iconic red hair.

Uzumaki Kushina was standing next to the bookstore, chatting with another woman of about the same age, who was wearing clothes with Uchiha's iconic Uchiha fan pattern.

"Can I listen to it?" Uzumaki Kushina asked.

Uchiha Mikoto smiled and said, "Of course."

Uzumaki Kushina leaned down slightly and put her ear against Uchiha Mikoto's not-so-obvious pregnant belly.

"That's great, Mikoto," Uzumaki Kushina said with envy, "The baby will be born in June or July next year."

Mikoto: "Kushina, why aren't you in a hurry? If you don't get married and have a baby, my baby will be without a companion!"

Kushina sighed: "What can I do..."

Kunoki continued to move slowly.

The rice ball in my hand suddenly lost its flavor.

After living in Konoha for a long time, I actually started to forget the plot.

According to the timeline, Kushina should be getting married at this time, and she should be pregnant with Naruto in a few months, and then in October next year, the Nine-Tails Rebellion will occur.

But now it's all chaos, all chaos!Namikaze Minato is not married, and Uzumaki Kushina is not married either, so where did Naruto come from?If Kushina remains single, then even the occurrence of the Nine-Tails Rebellion will be in doubt, okay?

Where is the bug?

Kunoji walked up the creaking stairs and was stunned when he took out the key and prepared to open the door.

Wait, why is she bothered by the plot?What does the plot have to do with her?

Wouldn’t it be great if things continue to develop like this?

Without the Nine-Tails Rebellion, many people, including the Fourth Generation and Kushina, would not have died, and even a series of subsequent tragedies would have been avoided.

Why does there have to be a plot?

Oh, oh, oh, I'm so annoyed. One of my heads is bigger than the other two!

Kunoji gets a headache when he thinks about this problem, and when he thinks about the red hair, he thinks about the red hair of Uzumaki Kushina. When he thinks about the red hair, he thinks about the plot. When he thinks about the plot, he gets a headache again - stop, no nesting dolls!

"Game Ninjutsu: Destroy the Stars!"

For Kunoki, when he is troubled, he just plays a small game and goes to the last level. All the troubles are completely forgotten.

Before going to bed, Kunoki played through several new game programs she had written. After making sure there were no bugs, she closed her eyes with satisfaction.

What?Are you saying she is playing games in the name of checking procedures?No, how could such a thing happen?

Kunoki is also a conscientious programmer today. There is absolutely no such thing as fishing for money at work or operating in boss mode!

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The huge moon in the sky is missing a small corner.

The fire was blazing into the sky, and there was an uneasy atmosphere in the air.

The strange red color seemed to be alive, dancing its claws wildly in the night.

The sleeping village suddenly woke up.

Panic, confusion, hatred.

Seal, seal, seal!

The sharp claws pierced the chest, and blood splashed on his face and Hokage's robe, blurring his vision and intersecting with the blood red staining the night sky.

Crying babies, roaring monsters, and murmuring final words.

Silent night sky, silent village, silent death.

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Kunoji woke up from his dream.

She opened her eyes, and the moonlight shone softly through the curtains.

The small attic was stuffy and a bit suffocating.

Kunoki wiped the sweat from his forehead and sat up.

"Huh..." She took a few deep breaths, trying to calm her heart that was pounding because of the nightmare.

How could you have such a dream?

Obviously the story line has not reached this point yet, why is the dream so real?It is not the exaggerated drawing, coloring and perspective in the comics, but witnessing all this happening from a distant perspective, accompanied by noisy and dead background sounds, bringing heart palpitations, as well as boundless sorrow and regret.

Wait, regret?regret? !

——Is she the traitor who leaked the location of Kushina's delivery?Could it be that she was the instigator behind the masked man Obito?Could it be that she is the big boss behind the scenes?

Just kidding, how is that possible?

Kunoji smiled to himself, got out of bed, poured himself a glass of water, and drank it.

What a big boss behind the scenes!there is only one truth--

That's her, suffering from night sweats due to malnutrition and nightmares due to high work pressure!

It's because you overused your brain in developing ninjutsu, right?

It's time to put "Going to Kakashi's place to eat" on the agenda again.

Get under the quilt again and close your eyes.

After half an hour, I opened my eyes and closed them again.

Another hour passed, and I opened my eyes suddenly, rubbed my eyes, took a deep breath, and closed my eyes.

This time around 10 minutes later, I opened my eyes angrily, sat up angrily, and turned on the light in the room angrily.

It’s 03:30 in the morning, what are you doing?I won’t let you sleep even if you want!

Kunoki sat in front of the table with an imposing manner, forming a seal with his hands: "The Art of Cutting Fruit!"

Replace all the banana, pineapple and apple patterns with Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Obito!

cut!cut!cut!

ComboComboCombo!

We will never let any Uchiha fall to the ground safely!

After continuously getting high scores, Kunoji quit the game with satisfaction.

I feel better all over, thank you.

She lay back on the bed, eyes open.

After thinking about it, I continued to sit up, took out my notebook and pen, scratched my head and started writing:

Kyuubi, a super powerful tailed beast with special chakra, is a collection of hatred.

Skills: tailed beast jade, chakra transmission, malicious perception, etc.

Kunoki looked at what he had written, frowned, crossed out these lines, and wrote below:

Nine Lamas, a cute and arrogant large canine, has the personality of a cat and a dog at the same time. He likes to show his teeth and drool to threaten others, but when he is angry, he will get better if he touches his head. He is very emotional and can hardly hold back his tears. Come on, little crybaby.

Key Points: Be sure to hit the ball straight, kiss, hug, and shout "Jiu Lama, I love you" three times. If three times doesn't work, just thirty times.

Kunoji closed the book with satisfaction.

Great, go to bed.

As long as the danger value of the Nine-Tails in your imagination is reduced to a minimum, you won't have nightmares.

This is the essence of Ah Q’s spirit.