About me being the shavings boss at Konoha

A phone call tricked Peng Yue into opening the door. The moment Gao Xiaoer opened the door, he kicked Peng Yue who was only wearing a pair of underpants. When he went in, he heard the scream of a woman. It was the first woman before. , quickly covered him with a quilt.

Gao Xiaoer was also dumbfounded. It was a single room, a bedroom and a bathroom.Mu Lanhua has been here several times and told Gao Xiaoer about Peng Yue. If he hadn't seen Zhou Yang today or if Peng Yue hadn't been away, he wouldn't have thought of it.As a result...he calculated wrongly.

"Gao Xiaoer, you... why are you here?" Peng Yue was even more surprised and stood up holding his stomach. "Aren't you drunk?"

Gao Xiaoer laughed twice, "I'm not drunk, but I'm drunk now. How long has it been before you're done?" Then he took the initiative to exit the room and said again, "It's a long night, don't waste it. Keep going, excuse me." ”

As a result, not long after Gao Xiaoer returned to the room, Peng Yue barged in by himself after getting dressed.After he came in, he was dumbfounded. There were many people in the room, including police, and Zhou Yang was handcuffed.Several of his classmates squatted on the ground and cried bitterly.

"Who are you and what do you do?" a policeman asked Peng Yue.

Gao Xiaoer chuckled and said two words in the policeman's ear.When the policeman heard this, he angrily said, "You are too young to learn well. Come back to the prison with me and take him away with you."

Peng Yue was even more dumbfounded. He was still confused and said, "Hey...hey, I didn't break the law. Don't arrest me."

Zhou Yang was the last one and suddenly turned around and asked, "Gao Xiaoer, how did you see through tonight's scam?"

Gao Xiaoer crossed his legs and said, "I'm a divination master. Tell me how I figured it out. You guys... don't be so funny, okay? Tell me about you. I didn't even know you were behind it. You He actually came down on his own? And that bastard Peng Yue, I didn’t even plan to do anything to him, but he actually came in on his own, what kind of decline will you be like?"

Zhou Yang almost cried. He never expected that he would be tricked to death by his own cleverness and then pushed away by the police.

"Comrade Xiao Gao, will you go to the police station with us to record a statement?" a policeman said.

"Well, I'm not the one calling the police. Isn't it the one who went to the police station to record a statement? I don't care if they lied to me tonight. The main thing is that you have to find out how many female students Zhou Yang defrauded and how much money he defrauded. I won't go. Okay, Xiao Wu, you can go and report it to the police."

……

The police finally left, Sun Tie finally left, and Gao Xiaoer was the only one left in the room.But the live broadcast was still going on. Gao Xiaoer was smoking a cigarette and watching a group of people on the screen asking the police to arrest Gao Xiaoer, the big liar.

Looking at the crowd of more than 40, Gao Xiaoer chuckled and said, "This is my first live broadcast. Everything tonight is such a coincidence. It's not that I didn't calculate it, I didn't calculate it at all. That Zhou Yang is right, You can't count yourself as a divination master. Do you know why I didn't turn off the live broadcast? I want to play a game with you. This game is called the face-slapping game. Is it exciting?"

"If you're here with us right now, I promise to make your face as round as your ass."

"A slap in the face?" followed by an emoticon of a slap in the face.

"Don't be happy, kid. There are so many people watching the live broadcast tonight. Whether you will be happy until tomorrow morning is unknown."

"Come on, grandson, tell me your fortune. If your fortune is right, I will reward you with a chrysanthemum. If your fortune is not right, I will reward you with an iron rod."

"You old fools, recommend me someone, recommend someone you know and trust, and ask him to give me his WeChat account. Do you believe that I will reveal his home address in front of you?"

"Hahaha, it's fun, fun, and fun. If you can really do it, I will live stream it tomorrow."

"I'm splitting bricks live!"

"I'll cut my penis live!"

"Hello 66666. I'm not as ruthless as you. I'll confess my love to Sister Feng live."

A group of people were talking about what they would live broadcast tomorrow, and one ruthless person said that if Gao Xiaoer succeeds, he will immediately lift the quilt of his sleeping girlfriend for everyone to see.As a result, a group of netizens begged Gao Xiaoer to be successful...

Finally, the real veteran appeared, a gold VIP user with the ID "You are a little idiot." This guy is recognized as a wealthy person on this live broadcast platform, no, he is recognized as a big guy.Unlike other rich people, few people know the other party's true identity, or even what they do.I only know that the other party is very rich, and once directly rewarded an anchor 50.Of course it's not the highest record, but compared to countless other broadcasters, this is too awesome.It just so happened that he was here today, so everyone naturally recommended him.

After a while, 'You are a little idiot' said, "I have already privately messaged him with his WeChat account." There was a screenshot of the private chat at the end. Of course, the official account had been mosaicd and there was nothing left, proving that he had not colluded. .

Then a group of people waited and waited, many of them sending emoticons of being slapped in the face.Especially Gao Xiaoer's company is nowhere to be seen.

"This coward must have run away and is deliberately playing tricks on us."

"Nima, if your grandson is not dead, why don't you get angry? If you dare to trick us, you will be dead. We know where you are."

"Hey... If you don't even give me a chance to lift my girlfriend off the bed first, this guy must be a crook."

"Okay, I don't need to cut my penis tonight. Let's all go to bed. The turtle grandson must have run away."

At this moment, Gao Xiaoer's face showed up and he said calmly, "I was in a hurry just now, so I just went to get Tuo Xiang. You guys want to eat Xiang and come over later to get it. It's still warm." After saying this, he ignored a group of people who laughed. And the guy who was gloating about his misfortune, scolded "You're a little idiot" directly, "You're awesome, little idiot. Why are your updates so unstable every day? You're like an old fritter if you don't code every day, right? Liu Jie . The platinum master of Qidian Chinese website is also a boss and the second generation of rich people. His pen name is Dragon Fruit. Why do you have such a rich temperament? Then Dragon Fruit provokes you. Home address..."

"Wait!" 'I'm a little idiot' finally couldn't help it anymore, "Wait a minute, don't tell me my home address, I beg you."

The entire screen stopped for a moment... and suddenly a sentence floated out: "Did I enter the wrong room? Are these 50 zombie accounts? Anchor, you are really rich. You bought 50 zombie accounts. Goodbye, I'm leaving."

But the next second, the whole screen exploded. "Really or not, are you really Liu Jie? Are you...really dragon fruit?"

"Your uncle, your uncle, didn't you say on Weibo that you would review the plot today and update it tomorrow?"

"I must be dreaming, the plot is turning too fast. Dragon fruit... Are you really a dragon fruit? Am I your fan?"

Just when 'You are a little idiot' started chatting with everyone.Suddenly, a guy silently tweeted, "Are those brothers who want to undress their girlfriends, live feed her sex, break bricks, and cut their penis live? I have taken off my pants..."

"That's right. Seeing how awesome you are when you meet a master, I don't even dare to talk to you. I want to see, I want to see. Master Gao, stop playing on WeChat. Your Xiang can come in handy!"

Of course Gao Xiaoer was chatting with this 'I'm a little idiot'.At this time, looking at the screen, although it was still very lively, the number of people dropped sharply. "Damn it, you cowards, where was your courage before, and now you are running so fast, where is the one who lifted his girlfriend's bed?"

"Hahaha, luckily I didn't express my opinion. Haha, tonight is so worth it. It's much better than a domestic movie. Master Gao, you are really talented. How about telling my fortune for my little brother?"

As soon as this sentence came out, Gao Xiaoer received an unknown number of private messages in a row.Gao Xiaoer took advantage of the situation and said, "If you want to tell fortunes, you can log in to my destiny fortune telling website, or you can download the APP to make an appointment. By the way, I also have my official account, Weibo... I also have it, but I haven't used it for a long time." "Advertise yourself for free in one go.Finally, he added, "Really, too many people have been slapped in the face. Your number is declining too fast. I'd better ask Dragon Fruit if it will be updated today."

……

"Master Gao, please do the math for me. How can I break the code if I don't want to? It's either that I don't want to update, or..."

"I'm a man of rules. To prove my reputation today, I made an exception and made an exception for you. In fact, it's not a big calculation and it doesn't break the rules. I really can't give it to you. But I don't think you can code. It’s because of laziness.”

"Ahem, don't worry, just let me figure it out, I won't give you less. How about one hundred thousand, one hexagram is 10 yuan."

"Brother, it's not about money. You can come to my place to ask. I will never break the rules for money. And if you don't want to code, how can I calculate it? Is this within the scope of fortune telling? I only calculate fortune and misfortune. And marriage, including..." Gao Xiaoer introduced his business scope.

"Damn it, you can actually calculate life and death, so I'll give you 100 million and you can calculate this for me. How long can I live?"

"Don't worry, you won't die for the time being. I'll just take a look at your profile picture. But don't push me, 100 million...it's easy for you to make money. Don't seduce us like this. Let's stop talking. I'm calling!" Gao Xiaoer watched as the unfamiliar call was answered.

"Hey, is this Teacher Gao? I'm here to apply for a job. Your door seems to be locked. I'm here to apply for an IT girl job."

Gao Xiaoer glanced at the time and looked at the time. It was almost eleven o'clock in the evening. "Beauty, you...are you at my door? Are you really fake, and you are alone? You didn't lie to me. If it were true, I would go back now..." By the way, you won’t scare me, I’m a coward!”