About me being the shavings boss at Konoha

In the store, even when Gao Xiaoer looked at the other person's resume, he couldn't help but take a peek at the tall girl with her hands in her pockets, looking at the photos on the wall.Two years older than him, 22.She has long, shoulder-length hair, a white knitted sweater on her upper body, and black pants on her lower body. Although she is standing there, she is an aura woman.

A graduate of Columbia University with a double major in computer science and history, she also won the women's boxing national championship last year.As for the various awards he won while in school, Gao Xiaoer couldn't bear to see why there was such a genius. He didn't even know how to answer. Such a talent would actually come to a poor place like his to apply for the job of an IT girl. Profession.The monthly salary is only 1 yuan.

"Miss Jiang Bingyan, I would like to ask why you chose to double major in computer science and history?"

"As a divination master, I thought you would know the answer. You are the boss, shouldn't you be so restrained?"

Gao Xiaoer leaned back on the chair, relaxed his body and smiled, "It's much more comfortable this way. I just want to ask you why you came to my place. Gua masters don't just look at people every day, so I won't be exhausted." .”

"Studying history, studying Chinese history, I am very interested in Chinese history. And I am also very interested in the Yin and Yang Feng Shui and Yin and Yang Bagua in ancient China. There is also a G County in Qianxiang City, and even the famous Jiuyang Mountain The oldest insect fossils ever discovered, I am very interested in studying these. You can also make money by the way, so why not?"

"Then why are you here now? This is a vegetable market. No matter how good you are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives!"

"I was in the provincial capital before and saw your live broadcast, so I came here. Fortunately, I didn't have a kitchen knife. Do you dislike my high education?"

Gao Xiaoer swallowed, "No... you were hired. But the salary is only [-]."

"No problem. I've booked a room in the hotel next door. Since you're still here, can you help me tidy up a room? Just keep it clean."

"I'll clean it up for you as soon as I get up there." Gao Xiaoer weakly pointed at the entrance to the stairs.

Jiang Bingyan smiled and said, "I also majored in psychology. Boss, there is no need to show lack of confidence in the future. You are a man." After saying that, he waved a few fingers, picked up his resume, walked a few steps and then turned back. Said, "Your website and APP are so rubbish. As the network engineer of Tianming Pavilion in the future, I will redo them for you. Good night!"

After everyone left, Gao Xiaoer took a deep breath and rubbed his face, "Isn't this a dream? Am I possessed by an evil spirit?"

……

A new day has begun, but the people who came today are a bit strange.He left when he got to the door.It turns out that Gao Xiaoer was afraid of causing trouble after the live broadcast, so he hung a sign outside last night: Those who made reservations, wait for good news; onlookers, refuse to tell fortunes!

He was already frightened by the scene that looked like a vegetable market at his door every day, and he didn't dare to go out.It was because there were so many people blocking the way that twelve quotas were set, but even so, Gao Xiaoer, who had slept last night, was still woken up by the noise.

I opened the window on the second floor and went straight to the balcony to take a look. Several reporters came down below and were talking to the camera.He could tell at a glance that several of the reporters were reporters from entertainment portals, and he was so frightened that he hurried back. He would be very embarrassed if he was photographed wearing underwear and a shirt with fluffy hair.

After washing up and wearing a blue slim-fitting shirt and black casual pants, Gao Xiaoer finally opened the door.As soon as it was opened, several reporters rushed up, holding microphones or radios, eager to stuff them into Gao Xiaoer's mouth, and talked about where they were from and what they were doing here.

Gao Xiaoer raised his hand, "Okay, okay, I know who you are, and I know what you do. Don't you think it's strange that a divination master can be popular these days? Is the divination master's prediction true? Isn't he so handsome?" After finishing speaking, Gao Xiaoer continued, "I'm not a celebrity. Why are you blocking me? I'll be opening the door for business later. Now, let me tell you, if you don't leave, you'll have to leave. Unlucky."

As a result, this group of reporters asked various questions as if they didn't hear anything.Gao Xiaoer shook his head speechlessly, pushed away the crowd, and took a photo of a God-given ghost talisman next to a female reporter. This ghost talisman was quite strange, and disappeared as soon as he took the photo.

The reporter was just about to catch up when the female reporter suddenly sprained her ankle and screamed. Seeing that she was about to fall behind her peers, she hurriedly tried to rush forward, but she bumped into the camera. The most unlucky thing was that she fell to the ground with her clothes thrown off. broken.His colleague hurriedly helped her up, but with a tear... the entire sleeve was pulled off.

The movement here finally attracted the attention of other colleagues. The female reporter sat on the ground and shook her head, "Stop pulling me, I can't get up, I can't get up." I thought it would be okay to sit down, but suddenly... other colleagues screamed.

When she looked back, she saw a big spider crawling up on her shoulder. She was so scared that she almost went crazy. She jumped up and started shaking.He just didn't care about anything and ran away crying and scared.I left my colleagues and other peers looking at each other in confusion, looking around, they seemed very evil, and because of the cool breeze in the early morning, everyone was so scared that they ran away quickly.

Gao Xiaoer came back after buying breakfast. He turned around and smiled, but suddenly his eyes were attracted by a fragrance. Jiang Bingyan appeared at the door of the hotel next to him.Gao Xiaoer was stunned for a moment, wondering where such a tall and elegant beauty could come from, but then he remembered that he was a genius who applied for the job last night. "Hello, Miss Jiang."

The other party suddenly smiled. I wonder if it was due to the influence of the light last night and Gao Xiaoer being frightened and drinking. He found this smile so early in the morning that it was so charming that Gao Xiaoer was really attracted to him instantly.

"I seem to have seen you playing some tricks upstairs, right, boss!" Jiang Bingyan said.

"Is he your boss?" Tang Xiaoxuan, who suddenly had to go to class, came over and looked at Gao Xiaoer. "When did you hire someone? She...your female assistant?"

"Network engineer. Go to class quickly. You'll be late." Gao Xiaoer said in a big brother's tone, seemingly not seeing the strange emotion behind Tang Xiaoxuan's surprise, and then smiled at Jiang Bingyan, "I just bought a hot breakfast. Do we need to come together?”

Jiang Bingyan raised an eyebrow, nodded slightly, "Of course, thank you." Then he followed Gao Xiaoer.

Tang Xiaoxuan stood at the door and was so angry that she almost exploded with anger. "You, Gao Xiaoer, have found a new love so quickly. And you still... Oh my God, they are both women, why is this other person..." Then look at yourself.Tang Xiaoxuan always thought that she was pretty, and there were many boys chasing after her in school, but compared with her, she was like a princess.And she doesn't seem to even be considered a noble.

As he rushed to school, he took out his cell phone and muttered, "I have to find someone to watch you, we'll see."

……

"Are you mixed race? I didn't realize last night that you actually looked... You must be popular if you want to be a star."

"My grandma is European. When I was in school, I was approached to shoot commercials, but I didn't like it."

"I feel that even if I am a liar, as long as you are in my store, I will not lack customers." Then he said seriously, "Tell me, why did you come to my place? Am I lucky? You have a partner. No?"

Jiang Bingyan smiled again, "You probably haven't opened your business today yet. Why... don't you tell me your fortune?"

"I don't dare. If you did, wouldn't I be very sad? But you didn't. I don't think any boyfriend would let his girlfriend go to a dilapidated remote street in the middle of the night to meet another single. handsome guy."

"I had a boyfriend when I was 16, and they couldn't hold me down. Yes, there were more than one... But I'm more curious about your little move in the morning. It looked magical, more like magic. ?”

"That's not magic. If I knew magic, you would be here to answer any of my questions obediently. That's a ghost talisman. As a divination master, I naturally know some methods of changing luck against the will of heaven. The talisman can make people bring good fortune. Good luck, ghost charms... are usually used to deal with troublemakers. As long as they are not abused too much and are not taken advantage of by villains, this is a way for the fortune teller to protect themselves."

"So...you wouldn't use it on your employees, right?"

"Of course not. How much money will I lose if I scare you away? I will transform the first half of the warehouse into your office later. If you need anything, just bring it. I will try my best to satisfy you. You will sleep with my sister in the future. Room, I’ll sleep here.”

"Two computers and a printing device are enough. And you can buy a set of sofa furniture here. The counter here can be dismantled, which will affect the appearance. If you have any needs in terms of business, you can also ask me. It will be better than Now I’m making more.”

"Haha, I'm really lucky...but can you wait for two days? I don't have any money now!"

……

In Jinyang Villa, a middle-aged man in his 50s got into the car with a cane and his caregiver.

"Big boss, do you want to tell the little boss about this? I think that guy is unreliable. Who can decide between life and death?"

"Then how long do you think I can live by taking medicine? I know my own body well. If this young man is not reliable, we will come back without telling him. Just drive."

The caretaker started the car, set the navigation location to Shifan Road and Donghe Street, and then left the villa.