I really didn't want to practice immortality at Hogwarts

Harry saw a burst of white foam rising from the pot. He was about to cheer, "The potion is ready!" when Zhang Chun quickly grabbed the corner of his clothes.

"Harry, can you trust me?"

"what?"

"Let's take a small loss first, and then have a good meal." Zhang Chun winked at him.

"Of course I believe you...but what should I do?" Harry was stunned.

"Just listen to me..." Zhang Chun smiled mysteriously, then took another plate of "tapir feces" and threw the pieces of burnt black tapir feces into the crucible without leaving any trace.

The faeces of the tapir conflicted with the potion properties of the horned frog. As soon as this thing was put into the pot, the crucible with white foam immediately spewed out black smoke like a volcanic eruption, and then, one by one, black smoke rings erupted from the pot. Li rose out...

"Professor! Come and see, Professor! My pot of potion is worse than Neville's!" Zhang Chun raised his voice and shouted at Professor Snape's back.

Snape suddenly turned around and looked at the cauldron in front of Harry and Zhang Chun, the joy on his face flashed away.

"What's going on?" Snape walked over in a few steps, stretched out his head and looked at the cauldron that was blowing out smoke rings.

Although Snape was used to students asking all kinds of questions in his class, boiling down the potion, making mistakes in the formula, and even causing the cauldron to explode... But when he saw Zhang Chun's cauldron, he was still stunned.

Yes, the potion cooked in the crucible did fail, but the problem was that he had never seen this "wrong potion" that could show the special effects of a volcanic eruption and spit out smoke rings one after another.

Snape was particularly curious, how did Zhang Chun come up with this strange wrong potion?

Snape couldn't help but take a second look at the potion in the cauldron - not only did the pot spit out circles, but it also turned into a red potion that was tumbling...

Snape suppressed his curiosity and asked Zhang Chun coldly, "You'd better explain it to me."

I saw Zhang Chun happily saying to Snape, "Professor, does what you just said count?"

"What?" Snape asked with a frown.

"You just told Neville that if he could find another one in this classroom whose potions were worse than his, you would punish that person by having him dissect two hundred horned toads." Zhang Chun asked with a smile.

"...Yes, that's what I just said." Snape stared at Zhang Chun with a cold face, always feeling that his mean smile was a bit... malicious.

Zhang Chun waited for his words, pointed to the crucible with both hands, and said, "That's my potion! Look, it's definitely worse than Neville's..."

Snape frowned, and after a while, he said coldly, "Want to save him? Your friend. Is this a demonstration against me?"

"Absolutely not!" Zhang Chun raised his hand and assured, "But mine is actually worse. It is said in "Ancient Mediterranean Magic Potion Records" that after the warming potion is made, the decoction will be light yellow with white foam. If you mix it If it is not good enough, the color will turn into white, the worst is cyan... If it shows other colors, it is a failure. If it turns into red, then the warming potion will become a transsexual potion, as the saying goes It's called Colonda Cow Urine... This medicine is used to clean the intestines of snails. It's smelly and useless. My production must have failed!"

Snape was stunned for a moment...

The warming potion actually came from the Mediterranean coast. Snape also knew that the "Ancient Mediterranean Potion Records" contains such a written record of evaluating the quality of potions. But Zhang Chun memorized it so well... Why does it look like this to me? Are they made specifically to break potions?

Because the transsexual medicine must be done correctly before you can change your gender!

If he could have already brewed the warming potion, why would he change it to sex again?

The question is, isn't it more difficult to use transsexual medicine than tonic medicine?

Zhang Chun must have some bad ideas!

Snape stared at Zhang Chun coldly, "No! Mr. Zhang, the potion you and Harry made is better than Neville's. He didn't brew it at all... Neville's potion was almost dry. He must be detained in school for labor!”

Then, Snape stared at Zhang Chun coldly, his eyes seeming to say, "Don't even think of doing this to me!"

Zhang Chun seemed to have expected what he would say, and quietly came over, "Professor... do you know why my potion emits smoke rings?"

Snape knew that Zhang Chun was deliberately asking him to seduce him, but Snape, who had been obsessed with potions for half his life, was really curious about this question. After a moment of hesitation, he asked, "...Why?"

"Because I secretly placed a small piece of rhinoceros nail. Once this seemingly conventional material comes into contact with Kolonda cow urine, an extremely stinking gas will erupt..."

With that said, Zhang Chun pointed to the roof of the classroom...

Snape looked up...

The smoke rings that were just sprayed out did not disperse at all, but accumulated in the sky above the classroom, forming a cloud-like steam ball.

Snape just wanted to take another look...

"boom!!"

The air mass exploded.

In an instant, a thick gas that seemed to have a discernible shape spurted out, and the overwhelming crowd of people in the super classroom pressed over...

"Ah!! It stinks."

"Oh my god, who brought the skunk to school?"

"It must be a dung bomb! Or the most disgusting weighted dung bomb!!"

The Gryffindor and Slytherin students quickly covered their noses with their hands and ran outside the classroom...

Harry, who was between Snape and Zhang Chun, and Ron and Hermione next to him, also covered their noses and rushed out of the classroom...

Snape also smelled an indescribable horrible smell, as if someone had thrown a bomb filled with the secretions of scarabs (also known as dung beetles) into the cesspool that had been stirring all summer...

The smelly feeling is almost indescribable!

Snape turned around and wanted to run out, but unexpectedly Zhang Chun grabbed his arm, "Professor, my potion is probably the worst now."

"You...you!" Snape pointed a finger at him, almost breathless.Of course, being out of breath is indeed caused by the stench.

Seeing Zhang Chun smiling, Snape must have his own "conspiracy", but first of all, this potion is really disgusting, and secondly, seeing this, if he doesn't say that Zhang Chun's potion is the worst, then Zhang Chun's potion is the worst. Haru will definitely hold on to herself and not let go.

"Your worst! Detention!" Snape yelled and rushed out of the classroom.

Zhang Chun smiled.His purpose was achieved.

Immediately, he took out a blue crystal stone from his coat pocket - this was a very common magic potion "blue quartz stone". He put it on the table and used his energy to make the crystal stone appear in the classroom. Circled in the air...

Suddenly, the quartz stone has refreshed the air in the classroom like a maximum-power ventilation fan.

"Azure quartz stone" is the strongest neutralizer of this extremely smelly gas.

The students outside the classroom were surprised to find that the smelly gas that was still smelly when they pinched their noses just now... was gone.

Everyone looked at each other, wondering what was going on.

Snape's face turned pale and blue.The students didn't know it, but he could tell that Zhang Chun's understanding of potions had reached a new level. Not only was he familiar with the shape of each potion, but he could also instantly absorb the odor through the neutralizing shape of the potion.

This kind of achievement... even Snape couldn't achieve it without preparation.

Snape suddenly had a painful thought. He felt that if Zhang Chun hadn't weirdly wanted to be punished today, he might have applied for a teaching assistant position with his cool potion skills...

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Seeing everyone's expressions of disbelief but anger, Zhang Chun smiled silently.

I'm sorry, students, for the sake of tonight's dinner party and to harvest your negative emotion points, let me, Zhang Chun, be the bad guy again.