Ninja live broadcast, the beginning is a famous scene

Ever since, the joke book that I used to supplement myself was thrown away.Therefore, those jokes were gradually forgotten over time.The few things I remembered were of no use. I remembered the funny jokes because I couldn't think clearly. I originally thought that I had memorized these useless knowledge in vain, but I didn't expect it. After many years, I remembered it. In the future, there will be something unexpected, which is really unpredictable.

Thinking of this, Ling Bai couldn't help but sigh with emotion about his life.It's so unpredictable.

[Please ask Ling Bai to start the performance. 】

As the system urged him again, Ling Bai could only adjust his clothes and clear his throat as calmly as possible.Look at the virtual audience in the audience and the barrage group that pops up in front of you.He took two deep breaths.

"Hello everyone, I'm Ling Bai." Standing on the stage, Ling Bai didn't show any stage fright. Instead, he spoke directly from his heart: "In order to meet the requirements of the system, I decided to tell ten cold jokes. If everyone likes it, I can continue to return. For everyone to hear, of course, the premise is that everyone wants to hear it..."

"Then, I'm going to perform for everyone. I hope you welcome it." After saying that, Ling Bai bowed respectfully to everyone in front of him, and then snapped his fingers again, and the elegant music also played. The scene slowly rose.

"What a shame!" Ling Bai opened his mouth as wide as possible, showing a very frightened and shy look.

Immediately afterwards, before everyone could react, they returned to a calm face again, as if nothing had happened just now, and the voice became a little calmer because of this, but had a hint of a broadcasting tone: "Wang The old man shouted as he threw the body from the window downstairs."

As the performance ended, everyone had not yet reacted.

It wasn't until Ling Bai in front of them became silent and waited for feedback from the scene that everyone reluctantly came back to their senses and finally understood the meaning of this cold joke.

[Momochi Zabuza: "Is it a bad joke that uses homophones and different words with the same word to make a joke about embarrassment and embarrassment? It's really interesting..."]

[Shiro: 'Mr. Zabuza, it seems there is no homophone...']

[Uchiha Madara (Lord of Dancing): "It's so short..."]

[Senju Hashirama: "That's right, and...it's so cold."]

[Nara Shikamaru: "It's a joke after all, I understand it, but I should take out our thick quilt."]

[Yamanaka Ino: "Hahaha, great."]

[Haruno Sakura: "Inobo is really a professional supporter..."]

The barrage of complaints did not affect Ling Bai. Instead, he continued to straighten his expression and slowly began to tell the next cold joke.After all, as long as the reaction at the scene was not too violent, there should be no big problem, so Ling Bai subconsciously ignored them.

Immediately afterwards, he started his second performance.

"Old man Wang turned on the faucet very angry because it burned him." Ling Bai straightened his clothes and said with a smile.

This joke was shorter, but with the previous situation, everyone in front of them was more or less mentally prepared.

[Uzumaki Naruto: "This, it's so cold..."]

[Kurotsuchi: "It's so cold."]

[The second generation Tsuchikage·None: "It's like running away from home in Bengbu and living in Bengbu."]

[The second generation Mizukage and Ghost Demon Moon: "My psychic and I are speechless."]

[The Second Raikage Ai: "But this joke is too short, too short to have any edge."]

[The second generation Kazekage Sramana: "It's indeed too short. I wouldn't even react if I didn't tell you."]

[Senju Tobirama: "Since all the second generation members are here to join in the fun, I'm here to make myself familiar."]

Although there was a lot of interaction, it was obvious that everyone was not very satisfied with the performance in front of them.

"Okay..." Ling Bai bit the corner of his mouth, smiled bitterly, and began to rack his brains to think.

Immediately, he said: "Since everyone is not very satisfied with this cold joke. Then I will tell you another one."

I saw him standing up straight, with a serious expression, and his whole look and demeanor were more like those of a professional. : "Next, please listen to this station to ask you about the weather forecast. Tomorrow, remove the highest temperature and the lowest temperature. The day after tomorrow, remove the high temperature and the low temperature. Today's weather forecast has been broadcast. Thank you. Everyone tune in."

[Minato Namikaze: "Does this mean that after the daily maximum and minimum temperatures are removed, there will be nothing to broadcast?"]

[Hatake Kakashi: "That should be it. Right?"]

[Terumi Mei: "It's not quite satisfactory, but it's much better than the last one."]

[Akimichi Choji: "Yes, it's acceptable."]

[Changjuro: "It's quite interesting."]

Seeing that the barrage in front of him received a good response, Ling Bai reluctantly breathed a sigh of relief.

In order to perform properly, he lowered his face again and turned his expression into excitement and darkness: "A fortune teller once told me that after I turn 22, I will have as much money as I want! At that time I I'm very happy... Today, I finally have fifty yen again, and this money is all I have now."

As Ling Bai's narration ended, the slightly gloomy tone disappeared.

[Tiantian: "If I didn't know, I thought I was going to tell a ghost story. The tone of it scared me."]

[Senju Tobirama: "The fortune telling should say that 'I' became bankrupt and homeless at the age of 22, right? This also resulted in 'I' having to beg for food, so it became "I can get as much as I want, right?" ?”]

As Senju Tobirama's analysis came out, the Ichiban ninjas also expressed their opinions one after another.

[The Yondaime Mizukage·Tachibana Yagura: "Oh~ I see, it's a bit interesting. Although it's a bit cold, it's still quite interesting."]

[Bai: "This story is indeed worthy of a knowing smile."]

[Minato Namikaze: "It is indeed a very interesting little story, not bad, I like it very much."]

Seeing the good response from everyone, Ling Bai struck while the iron was hot and quickly told his fifth cold joke.

I saw his Immortal Stone showing a frightened expression begging for mercy, and his voice was almost begging for mercy: "Don't fight anymore, I'll do it all, I'll do it all!!"

Immediately afterwards, Ling Bai, who was possessed by the drama queen, changed his face again, turning into a righteous narrator, and even his voice had a hint of magnetism: "At this moment, the boss is dying on the ground, using all his words. Bloodshot eyes looked at the applicants holding sticks."