Ninja live broadcast, the beginning is a famous scene

[Uzumaki Naruto: "This is simple, it should be a recruitment joke, right?"]

[Uchiha Sasuke: "That's right, you're a lot smarter if you masturbate a lot."]

[Yamanaka Ino: "Come on Ling Bai, Ling Bai is great."]

[Yamanaka Haiichi: "It's over...my daughter has completely fallen."]

[Uchiha Shisui: "Not bad, interesting. I didn't expect that this cold joke really made me smile. Not bad, not bad."]

[Hatake Kakashi: "Recruited, both because of recruitment and because I couldn't bear the punishment, I chose to surrender and tell the truth. Okay, okay, this is far beyond my expectation."]

Seeing that the atmosphere on the barrage was heated and the evaluation of himself was very good, Ling Bai slowly threw out the sixth cold joke.

"Four hundred. Just four hundred!" Ling Bai first made a sign of four with his fingers in an understatement, and his expression was full of pride.

However, just this appearance still made everyone in front of them become confused unconsciously, and they had no idea what this guy wanted to do.

Then, just as everyone was thinking about what was wrong, Ling Bai once again interrupted everyone's thinking with his voice.

This time, it was a very serious broadcast tone.

"Shock!"

"Xiao Ming broke the men's record of four times a hundred in just two seconds! He is indeed a legendary child genius."

As Ling Bai closed his mouth, the audience in front of him unconsciously became a little more commotion.

[Namikaze Minato: 'It feels like there are a lot of flaws in these words. '】

[Omoyi: "It's indeed a bad joke, but the genius child's shortcomings made me book a room in Bengbu - and live in Bengbu."]

[Darui: "I thought you were going to pack up your bags and run away from home - the clam can't live anymore!"]

[Samyi: "Ahem, don't go off topic, this is a discussion of cold jokes, not a discussion of remarks!"]

[Loke Li: "My benefactor is so great. In just a few sentences, he can express the whole cold joke vividly."]

[Akimichi Choza: "Not bad, not bad, it is indeed unexpected."]

【Sandaime Mizukage·! ! ! : "It's pretty good, but there should be four more bad jokes left, right?"]

【Sandaime Kazekage·? ? ? :"should be."】

[Sarutobi Konohamaru: "The punctuation mark Tendan is here again."]

Ling Bai hugged his shoulders, thought for a moment, and then continued to tell his seventh cold joke.

"Let me tell you a very scary thing..." Ling Bai swallowed deliberately and put on a very frightened expression: "I almost died yesterday."

After saying that, Ling Bai in front of him deliberately twisted his little head, looked around, and then cautiously continued: "I... I met a female ghost yesterday. She was covered in blood and very... It was scary, and she even said she would eat me alive! So in order to prevent this from happening, I spent an hour explaining to her what materialism is, thus explaining that she does not exist. Therefore, I barely escaped. ah."

[The first Mizukage, Byakuren: "Interesting, interesting. When I hear something like this, I can only smile knowingly."]

[Momochi Zabuza: "Yes, these stories are quite interesting."]

[Uzumaki Naruto: "What is materialism? I don't understand something?"]

[Uzumaki Kushina: "In short, ghosts do not exist."]

[Uzumaki Naruto: "That's not right. If it doesn't exist, how can you chat with me?"]

[Uzumaki Kushina: "Ahem, cough, cough, son, you are still young, you will understand naturally when the time comes."]

[Uzumaki Naruto: "Okay..."]

[Chouji Akimichi: "Grow a little longer, don't let me eat a few potato chips and they'll be gone."]

Seeing everyone's interesting reactions, Ling Bai continued to smile and said: "Looking at everyone's good response, let's continue with the eighth joke. I'll try to make it longer."

Having said this, Ling Bai in front of him once again changed his face to gossip: "Hey, do you know how Wu Song won the tiger fight before? Have you noticed that many people nowadays are eaten by tigers? Destiny?"

Suddenly, Ling Bai turned his face, deliberately playing two roles, and asked in a very good-natured voice: "Hey, what do you think we should do~"

Ling Bai turned around again and acted as the gossip again.

"Hey, if you ask other people about this, they will definitely not know about it. You should ask me about this~" Ling Bai, who was wearing a gossipy face, paused deliberately: "There is an old Chinese saying that a tiger's poison cannot eat its seeds. Yeah! So, my advice to you is, next time you encounter a tiger in the wild, you can just kneel down and acknowledge your father. This way he won’t dare to eat you!"

As this cold joke ended, everyone applauded.Good guy, telling cold jokes is so hard that he almost becomes a psychopath.

[Uzumaki Naruto: "What a tiger's poison that cannot eat its seeds."]

[Khilabi: "Sounds like a good idea."]

[Ai: "But, no tiger can beat me."]

[Ohnoki: "Kaiyi, this method is useless, the opponent will run away when he sees me."]

[Senju Hashirama: "I don't know much about it. When I was shopping, no tiger ever barked at me."]

[Uchiha Madara (Lord of Dancing): "Me too."]

Under the discussion of the barrage, everyone laughed immediately.

Looking at the other side, Ling Bai continued to tell his ninth cold joke.At this moment, Ling Bai once again transformed into a professional with a serious expression: "Shocked! Xiao Ming, who is full of knowledge, actually found pica in the hospital."

[Qing: "Oh? I understand, it's interesting."]

[Changjuro: "Full of knowledge, that's how it is."]

[Kankuro: "Sure enough, only by thinking about this carefully can you smile knowingly."]

[Shenzuki Izumo: "It's indeed a bit cold."]

[Gang Zitie: “But it’s really interesting once you understand it.”]

"The last cold joke, I hope you all like it." Ling Bai bowed gently to this kind of person, and then said with a smile: "The underage Xiao Ming was sentenced as a pedophile because of his extreme narcissism. So he went to jail!"

It seems that the last two jokes fell a little flat because the previous performances used up all their energy.But the cold joke at the end is quite interesting and barely satisfies most people's wishes.

[Chilabi: "What a shock."]

[Xi: "I didn't expect that Xiao Ming, who tortured me in childhood, would end up like this! Okay! Let your grandson boil the water and drain it at the same time! Bah, you shameless waste of water."]