Glory of the Sun God (Marvel Sun God)
Chapter 1768: Fox friends and dog friends make jokes
"Let me introduce you, my dear chief. .biqugev is my good friend, you can call him Weasel. He is a good broker, and you can find all the candidates you want through him!"
In line with the principle that the wealth should not go to outsiders, Deadpool invited his best friend to get involved.He felt that the price offered by the government was good. They would pay 20 yuan to find a qualified person. It was obvious that he was a scapegoat. It would be a shame not to kill him severely.
But he obviously ignored his gay friends' thoughts.As a mercenary broker, Weasel would rather deal with mercenaries who even want to get a beer on credit than do business with a powerful group like the government.
He came running over because of his trust in Deadpool. He heard Deadpool say that a big deal was coming to his door.But when he saw that the so-called big business was dealing with the government, and the government figure who appeared in front of him was actually Maria Hill, a big shot who usually appeared in the news, his legs were weak and his heart was broken. It's trembling.
He fell out in public and walked away. He didn't have the courage.He knew very well that as long as he dared to slap the government in the face like this, it would not take long for the FBI people to peel off his skin.But he was not so willing to accept the government's order just like this.
Even if you think about it, you will know how troublesome it is for the government to rely on outsiders to solve things.Maybe just like the toilet paper after oversize, when the task is completed, they, the participants and insiders, will disappear without even bothering to look at it.
Of course Weasel didn't want to be on the government's missing list for no reason, but he couldn't find an excuse and couldn't get out.So he could only vent his anger on Deadpool.
"Wade, you bastard with sores on your ass! Is this what you told me, a good business where you can make fifty thousand dollars by introducing a person? Why the hell didn't you tell me that this business is dealing with the government? If I If I know that this job involves dealing with people from the government, I swear, even if you give me 20 or [-] yuan in benefits, I will never come here! This is simply a joke on my life!"
"Relax man, it's not as bad as you think!"
Putting his arm around his friend's shoulders, Deadpool began to calm him down.
"You can tell by looking at me that I have done a lot of dirty work for the government, but am I still alive and well? You have to believe me, man. With our relationship, I will not lead you into a pit of fire. .And besides, we have known each other for so long, when have I ever lied to you?"
Deadpool showed full confidence, but regarding his attitude, the broker Weasel, who had always been very realistic, sighed and spoke in detail.
"Wade. We have known each other for more than ten years. Please don't insult my IQ by lying to children like this, okay?"
"Let's not talk about the distant things, let's talk about the past few years. Last week, you invited people in the bar to drink and spent three thousand US dollars. I thought you were being extremely generous. Who knew what you gave me? It’s actually counterfeit money! You used counterfeit money to buy my wine to buy other people, just because that bastard said your butt is sexy! Please, if you like to hear this kind of thing, I can tell you too!”
"Forget it. Last time, that was the most fatal thing. You told me that you had a brother who needed fire support. I believed it and opened my private arsenal to you, letting you You take it as you like. As a result, you transported this arms directly to India. Don’t you fucking know that the whole world is cracking down on arms delivery channels to Hydra in India? Do you know that, if I hadn’t reacted quickly? , got all the evidence against me, maybe I will be found by the CIA at that time, and then directly hanged for treason!"
"You've fucking lied to me over and over again, and now you're asking me when you've lied to me. Wade, doesn't your conscience hurt when you say that?"
Perhaps it was because he had been hurt by Wade so many times that when Weasel said this, he couldn't help waving his arms and spitting a lot of spit on Deadpool's face.
Of course, Deadpool has a hood on his face, so he doesn't care about such a small problem.So at that moment, he hugged the weasel tightly and said to him in a very touching tone.
"If you don't tell me these things, I will even forget that I have done so many bad things to you. I just realized now, man, that you really love Uncle Wade. If it weren't for the fact that I already have a wife If so, I will definitely marry you!"
"Fuck you, Wade. I like women, and beautiful women. If I see your face tonight that looks like an avocado scalded with boiling oil, I'm going to fucking puke. Also, Get your hands off my ass, especially your fingers. Oh, you bastard, how dare you stick them in!"
Of course, the Weasel who dealt with mercenaries all day long would not speak so nicely, but Wade was already used to the way these people spoke, so he didn't care much about the Weasel's words.Just because he doesn't care doesn't mean that others don't care either. For Maria Hill, who has always been in a high position, Weasel's words are really too unpleasant to hear.
She didn't like Weasel's lower-class tone, which was full of dirty words, and she didn't like Weasel, a slippery character.Especially when he and Deadpool were scolding and teasing each other like this, she felt more and more that this group of people was a little out of tune.
In any case, her mission is a national matter and a major threat that Stark will pay close attention to.She was worried about putting such a heavy burden on someone recommended by a broker who didn't seem reassuring.So at that moment, she said with a straight face to the two people who were playing tricks.
"Mr. Wilson. Did you bring me to this place just to introduce such a person to me? If so, then I can only say that I am very disappointed. Because I don't think the person you recommended to me is Can you provide me with any suitable candidates? Mercenaries who work purely for money cannot meet my needs!"
It’s normal for senior government officials to look down upon these war hyenas.It's just that Deadpool, who is a member of the war hyenas, will not let them be eliminated.So at that moment, he retorted angrily.
"What's wrong with mercenaries? Can't mercenaries win the war? Don't forget who established the situation in the Middle East for the United States. It was us mercenaries. Don't forget who helped you fight off the British and establish The people of this country are also our mercenaries! I am proud of this identity, and I am also proud of this identity. If you don’t need our mercenaries, you can go to the so-called national elites. See if they can complete your mission Mission, complete your mission!”
Rarely, Wade actually said something inspiring.In this regard, despite the Weasel's ability to eliminate Wade before, at this time, he still stood up immediately and firmly expressed his attitude of being on the same side as Wade.
"Yes, we also have dignity. Even if you are from the government, you cannot slander and belittle us casually!"
Although it is abnormal for Deadpool to behave like this, it is somewhat understandable.For a Xiao Qiang who cannot be beaten to death, it is acceptable for him to provoke anyone.But weasels are different.Anyone who knows Weasel knows that he is a softie.He is a guy who can make him surrender immediately if he threatens him.But at this time, he actually showed such toughness towards the government he feared most in the past. This is something no one could have imagined.
Deadpool was the same, so immediately, he secretly asked the Weasel in his ear.
"Man, what's wrong with you? Are you on drugs? I just shouted a few words on impulse. I have forgotten what I just shouted. I didn't expect you to support me at this time. If you do this, it will You were targeted by the stingy woman across from you! Don’t blame me for not reminding you, if you were targeted by her, you probably wouldn’t be able to escape even if you wanted to.”
"Shut up, you bastard. Ever since you brought these guys here, I can't run away. I've seen the CCTV and my bar is surrounded by the FBI. Now I just want to quit. Impossible. In this case, I might as well get on with this business. You also said that this is a big fat sheep. As long as I get this business done, I can enjoy it peacefully for many years! "
The two people whispered, and they were very experienced and their conversation was not heard by Maria Hill sitting opposite.And even if she heard it, Maria Hill didn't care. She only cared about other issues.
"Well, maybe what you said does make some sense. But in the end, it all depends on personal ability and quality. I can give you a chance, Mr. Weasel. As long as you can provide me with high-quality candidates , then I am happy to take back what I just said and provide you with an agency fee that satisfies you!"
"Is this ridiculous?" When money was mentioned, Weasel immediately showed a true philistine face.He rubbed his hands and said to Maria almost impatiently. "Ma'am, you can trust me. You can tell from the fact that I am Wade's best friend. I have a lot of high-quality people on my hands. They may not be as good as Wade, but they won't be any worse. As long as you I can provide you with a satisfactory commission and agency fee, and I guarantee that I will be able to give you an explanation that satisfies you!"
The way the weasel talks is not like empty talk, and sometimes Maria Hill has to admit that snakes have their own ways, and rats have their own ways.Guys like them who are crawling around in the gutter can sometimes come up with something surprising.
She originally did not intend to waste the precious strength of the current country, but planned to find another way to solve the thorny problem in front of her.And now, since Weasel dares to take advantage of this, she doesn't mind giving him a chance to show himself.So at that moment, she nodded to the weasel and said.
"Sir, it's useless to talk. If you really want to convince me, then take a look at the resources you have. I only look at the results, and I only respect the facts I see. Do you understand?"
"Of course, of course. I just don't know what kind of talents a noble person like you needs? I have mercenaries here who have experienced many battles, from the Gulf War to the Iraq War. Of course, if you want If you want to find those who have special abilities and can perform some extraordinary tasks, I can also provide you with certain candidates. But the price is another matter!"
"The price is extra? I gave each person an agency fee of 20, doesn't that still satisfy your appetite?"
Although it is said that it has a certain amount of government funding power, it can write checks at will.But Maria Hill doesn't want to be the one who takes advantage of her and is slaughtered casually.So immediately, she raised eyebrows and questioned the weasel.
In response to this, Weasel was stunned for a moment, and then immediately grabbed Deadpool beside him and started spitting at him.
"Wade, you bastard. You actually took out so much of it. You only gave me 20 yuan for a [-] yuan business. Why don't you just die!"
"Okay, my dear weasel, don't let others underestimate you. Isn't it just 10,000+ yuan? Seeing how excited you are, this is simply a disgrace to us mercenaries. Don't forget our identities. Follow us. I think we are noble mercenaries and we don’t care about this little money!”
"Little money, Wade, you tell me this is small money? Do you know how much money you owe me in total over the years? Let me tell you, you only owe me a total of 3 yuan in all these years. Over the years , I didn’t even have the heart to ask you for this debt. And now, you actually took 10,000+ out of my business in one breath. Tell me, how can you have the heart to hurt me like this!"
Weasel obviously was not deceived by Wade's deception. On the contrary, he maintained a high degree of sobriety in the face of financial interests.However, the relationship between him and Wade has always been delicate.Because he has always played the role of receiving on both offense and receiving sides.
Anyone who knows a weasel knows this.Weasel is the kind of person that Wade has tricked me a thousand times, and I treat Wade like my first love.Regardless of how loud he is now, as long as Wade softens up a little and plays the emotional card, he will happily become gay friends with Wade right away.
This is normal, and the current situation is as usual, no surprises.
In line with the principle that the wealth should not go to outsiders, Deadpool invited his best friend to get involved.He felt that the price offered by the government was good. They would pay 20 yuan to find a qualified person. It was obvious that he was a scapegoat. It would be a shame not to kill him severely.
But he obviously ignored his gay friends' thoughts.As a mercenary broker, Weasel would rather deal with mercenaries who even want to get a beer on credit than do business with a powerful group like the government.
He came running over because of his trust in Deadpool. He heard Deadpool say that a big deal was coming to his door.But when he saw that the so-called big business was dealing with the government, and the government figure who appeared in front of him was actually Maria Hill, a big shot who usually appeared in the news, his legs were weak and his heart was broken. It's trembling.
He fell out in public and walked away. He didn't have the courage.He knew very well that as long as he dared to slap the government in the face like this, it would not take long for the FBI people to peel off his skin.But he was not so willing to accept the government's order just like this.
Even if you think about it, you will know how troublesome it is for the government to rely on outsiders to solve things.Maybe just like the toilet paper after oversize, when the task is completed, they, the participants and insiders, will disappear without even bothering to look at it.
Of course Weasel didn't want to be on the government's missing list for no reason, but he couldn't find an excuse and couldn't get out.So he could only vent his anger on Deadpool.
"Wade, you bastard with sores on your ass! Is this what you told me, a good business where you can make fifty thousand dollars by introducing a person? Why the hell didn't you tell me that this business is dealing with the government? If I If I know that this job involves dealing with people from the government, I swear, even if you give me 20 or [-] yuan in benefits, I will never come here! This is simply a joke on my life!"
"Relax man, it's not as bad as you think!"
Putting his arm around his friend's shoulders, Deadpool began to calm him down.
"You can tell by looking at me that I have done a lot of dirty work for the government, but am I still alive and well? You have to believe me, man. With our relationship, I will not lead you into a pit of fire. .And besides, we have known each other for so long, when have I ever lied to you?"
Deadpool showed full confidence, but regarding his attitude, the broker Weasel, who had always been very realistic, sighed and spoke in detail.
"Wade. We have known each other for more than ten years. Please don't insult my IQ by lying to children like this, okay?"
"Let's not talk about the distant things, let's talk about the past few years. Last week, you invited people in the bar to drink and spent three thousand US dollars. I thought you were being extremely generous. Who knew what you gave me? It’s actually counterfeit money! You used counterfeit money to buy my wine to buy other people, just because that bastard said your butt is sexy! Please, if you like to hear this kind of thing, I can tell you too!”
"Forget it. Last time, that was the most fatal thing. You told me that you had a brother who needed fire support. I believed it and opened my private arsenal to you, letting you You take it as you like. As a result, you transported this arms directly to India. Don’t you fucking know that the whole world is cracking down on arms delivery channels to Hydra in India? Do you know that, if I hadn’t reacted quickly? , got all the evidence against me, maybe I will be found by the CIA at that time, and then directly hanged for treason!"
"You've fucking lied to me over and over again, and now you're asking me when you've lied to me. Wade, doesn't your conscience hurt when you say that?"
Perhaps it was because he had been hurt by Wade so many times that when Weasel said this, he couldn't help waving his arms and spitting a lot of spit on Deadpool's face.
Of course, Deadpool has a hood on his face, so he doesn't care about such a small problem.So at that moment, he hugged the weasel tightly and said to him in a very touching tone.
"If you don't tell me these things, I will even forget that I have done so many bad things to you. I just realized now, man, that you really love Uncle Wade. If it weren't for the fact that I already have a wife If so, I will definitely marry you!"
"Fuck you, Wade. I like women, and beautiful women. If I see your face tonight that looks like an avocado scalded with boiling oil, I'm going to fucking puke. Also, Get your hands off my ass, especially your fingers. Oh, you bastard, how dare you stick them in!"
Of course, the Weasel who dealt with mercenaries all day long would not speak so nicely, but Wade was already used to the way these people spoke, so he didn't care much about the Weasel's words.Just because he doesn't care doesn't mean that others don't care either. For Maria Hill, who has always been in a high position, Weasel's words are really too unpleasant to hear.
She didn't like Weasel's lower-class tone, which was full of dirty words, and she didn't like Weasel, a slippery character.Especially when he and Deadpool were scolding and teasing each other like this, she felt more and more that this group of people was a little out of tune.
In any case, her mission is a national matter and a major threat that Stark will pay close attention to.She was worried about putting such a heavy burden on someone recommended by a broker who didn't seem reassuring.So at that moment, she said with a straight face to the two people who were playing tricks.
"Mr. Wilson. Did you bring me to this place just to introduce such a person to me? If so, then I can only say that I am very disappointed. Because I don't think the person you recommended to me is Can you provide me with any suitable candidates? Mercenaries who work purely for money cannot meet my needs!"
It’s normal for senior government officials to look down upon these war hyenas.It's just that Deadpool, who is a member of the war hyenas, will not let them be eliminated.So at that moment, he retorted angrily.
"What's wrong with mercenaries? Can't mercenaries win the war? Don't forget who established the situation in the Middle East for the United States. It was us mercenaries. Don't forget who helped you fight off the British and establish The people of this country are also our mercenaries! I am proud of this identity, and I am also proud of this identity. If you don’t need our mercenaries, you can go to the so-called national elites. See if they can complete your mission Mission, complete your mission!”
Rarely, Wade actually said something inspiring.In this regard, despite the Weasel's ability to eliminate Wade before, at this time, he still stood up immediately and firmly expressed his attitude of being on the same side as Wade.
"Yes, we also have dignity. Even if you are from the government, you cannot slander and belittle us casually!"
Although it is abnormal for Deadpool to behave like this, it is somewhat understandable.For a Xiao Qiang who cannot be beaten to death, it is acceptable for him to provoke anyone.But weasels are different.Anyone who knows Weasel knows that he is a softie.He is a guy who can make him surrender immediately if he threatens him.But at this time, he actually showed such toughness towards the government he feared most in the past. This is something no one could have imagined.
Deadpool was the same, so immediately, he secretly asked the Weasel in his ear.
"Man, what's wrong with you? Are you on drugs? I just shouted a few words on impulse. I have forgotten what I just shouted. I didn't expect you to support me at this time. If you do this, it will You were targeted by the stingy woman across from you! Don’t blame me for not reminding you, if you were targeted by her, you probably wouldn’t be able to escape even if you wanted to.”
"Shut up, you bastard. Ever since you brought these guys here, I can't run away. I've seen the CCTV and my bar is surrounded by the FBI. Now I just want to quit. Impossible. In this case, I might as well get on with this business. You also said that this is a big fat sheep. As long as I get this business done, I can enjoy it peacefully for many years! "
The two people whispered, and they were very experienced and their conversation was not heard by Maria Hill sitting opposite.And even if she heard it, Maria Hill didn't care. She only cared about other issues.
"Well, maybe what you said does make some sense. But in the end, it all depends on personal ability and quality. I can give you a chance, Mr. Weasel. As long as you can provide me with high-quality candidates , then I am happy to take back what I just said and provide you with an agency fee that satisfies you!"
"Is this ridiculous?" When money was mentioned, Weasel immediately showed a true philistine face.He rubbed his hands and said to Maria almost impatiently. "Ma'am, you can trust me. You can tell from the fact that I am Wade's best friend. I have a lot of high-quality people on my hands. They may not be as good as Wade, but they won't be any worse. As long as you I can provide you with a satisfactory commission and agency fee, and I guarantee that I will be able to give you an explanation that satisfies you!"
The way the weasel talks is not like empty talk, and sometimes Maria Hill has to admit that snakes have their own ways, and rats have their own ways.Guys like them who are crawling around in the gutter can sometimes come up with something surprising.
She originally did not intend to waste the precious strength of the current country, but planned to find another way to solve the thorny problem in front of her.And now, since Weasel dares to take advantage of this, she doesn't mind giving him a chance to show himself.So at that moment, she nodded to the weasel and said.
"Sir, it's useless to talk. If you really want to convince me, then take a look at the resources you have. I only look at the results, and I only respect the facts I see. Do you understand?"
"Of course, of course. I just don't know what kind of talents a noble person like you needs? I have mercenaries here who have experienced many battles, from the Gulf War to the Iraq War. Of course, if you want If you want to find those who have special abilities and can perform some extraordinary tasks, I can also provide you with certain candidates. But the price is another matter!"
"The price is extra? I gave each person an agency fee of 20, doesn't that still satisfy your appetite?"
Although it is said that it has a certain amount of government funding power, it can write checks at will.But Maria Hill doesn't want to be the one who takes advantage of her and is slaughtered casually.So immediately, she raised eyebrows and questioned the weasel.
In response to this, Weasel was stunned for a moment, and then immediately grabbed Deadpool beside him and started spitting at him.
"Wade, you bastard. You actually took out so much of it. You only gave me 20 yuan for a [-] yuan business. Why don't you just die!"
"Okay, my dear weasel, don't let others underestimate you. Isn't it just 10,000+ yuan? Seeing how excited you are, this is simply a disgrace to us mercenaries. Don't forget our identities. Follow us. I think we are noble mercenaries and we don’t care about this little money!”
"Little money, Wade, you tell me this is small money? Do you know how much money you owe me in total over the years? Let me tell you, you only owe me a total of 3 yuan in all these years. Over the years , I didn’t even have the heart to ask you for this debt. And now, you actually took 10,000+ out of my business in one breath. Tell me, how can you have the heart to hurt me like this!"
Weasel obviously was not deceived by Wade's deception. On the contrary, he maintained a high degree of sobriety in the face of financial interests.However, the relationship between him and Wade has always been delicate.Because he has always played the role of receiving on both offense and receiving sides.
Anyone who knows a weasel knows this.Weasel is the kind of person that Wade has tricked me a thousand times, and I treat Wade like my first love.Regardless of how loud he is now, as long as Wade softens up a little and plays the emotional card, he will happily become gay friends with Wade right away.
This is normal, and the current situation is as usual, no surprises.
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