Glory of the Sun God (Marvel Sun God)
Chapter 1769 Calling teammates for a fancy interview
I don’t know what Deadpool said in Weasel’s ear. Soon, the two grown men hugged each other intimately. Weasel's mood was even a little out of control, because the two women present could clearly see that he was almost crying with excitement.
"Damn it, these two are not going to have an affair."
This is Xia Kela's idea. Of course she is very worried now and worried about her status.
"Hell, these two can't really be gay."
That's Maria Hill's idea.As a person with a relatively traditional mindset, she still couldn't calmly accept the two grown men having sex with each other, so she immediately interrupted the intimate interaction between the two people and urged them instead.
"Gentlemen, please pay attention to the occasion and time. I don't want to waste my precious time watching your performance. Don't forget that I have to pay for the work I gave you!"
Money, after all, is attractive.Deadpool and Weasel had no intention of fighting with Qian, so they immediately changed their attitudes and responded to Maria seriously.
"No problem, ma'am. But it's still the same question as before, what kind of person do you want? An ordinary mercenary who has experienced hundreds of battles, or an extraordinary guy with special abilities like Wade?"
Maria considered this question carefully.She does not lack the so-called soldiers who have experienced hundreds of battles. Although the government's military strength has been stretched recently, they are a strong country anyway.No matter how hard we mobilize some elite soldiers, we can still do it.
What they lack is that kind of unusual guy, someone who can use special abilities to turn the situation around at critical moments.There are many such people on the list of registered superheroes, but not many have actual combat capabilities.In comparison, if Weasel can really provide such mercenaries with special abilities and practical combat experience, then it will undoubtedly fill a vital link in her plan.
This is a choice that requires no hesitation.So immediately, she calmly said this to the weasel.
"I need those with special abilities. It's the same as the conditions I offered before. As long as you can find me a satisfactory candidate, I will give you an agency fee of 20. And if you can find all the people I need, Once everything is found, I can even make the decision to give you the identity of an arms dealer within the government establishment. You should understand the significance of this identity."
Maria Hill's words were so clear that it was certainly impossible for the weasel not to understand.
As a mercenary broker, his job is quite complicated.In addition to running a bar to hide his identity, he is also responsible for providing mercenaries with job opportunities, necessary intelligence, weapons and other off-site assistance.
To put it simply, a large group of people who work hard to make money depend on him for their food.Although it is said that he does not have to go out personally and carry a gun to work for his life, but to be honest, what he does is basically a job of keeping his head off his belt.
No one can guarantee what kind of trouble the mercenary who took over his mission will bring to him if he misses it one day.He is just a mercenary broker, not an urban soldier king. If trouble really comes to him, all he can rely on are the mercenaries begging for food around him, and if he expects these people to risk their lives for him, he Why not expect Wade to stick to him every day and protect him 24 hours a day?
However, if there is an official background from the government, then the situation is different.First of all, a very important issue is that he can obtain the best quality weapons from government channels.This is actually much more sneaky and covert arms business than in the past, and the profit margins are larger.
Secondly, with the background of the government, anyone who wants to touch him must think carefully in advance.Although the name "government lackey" sounds unpleasant, it is a powerful deterrent.Except for individual lunatics, or those organizations that really have the qualifications and strength to despise the government, no one is bold enough to stroke the government's beard.
This is the best protection. In terms of value alone, it is even more profitable than this multi-million dollar business.Because this business only gave him temporary benefits, but such an identity could give him lifelong benefits.
In such a situation, even a fool knows how to choose.So immediately, the weasel said hurriedly.
"Don't worry, Madam Vice President, I promise. You will be satisfied with the choice I provide!"
Weasel himself knew that such verbal assurances alone would not have any persuasive effect.So immediately, he took advantage of his connections and began to contact the special talents he knew everywhere.
Mercenaries are different from regular troops. Their loose personalities mean that they can't rush over just because of a phone call.Maria was also mentally prepared for this, so she gave the weasel 24 hours.
24 hours is not enough for Weasel to call all the super-powered mercenaries he knows, but calling seven, seven or eight is not a problem.And behind his bar, what was originally a storage room, is now an interview room.This interview, which Weasel had high hopes for, finally kicked off.
Maria is a government person, and the kind of high-level government person who often appears on television.It was neither necessary nor appropriate for her to show up casually for this kind of interview, so Weasel gave her his office and installed a special camera for her to monitor the entire interview process.
On the surface, he and Wade were the assessors of this interview.The two of them were holding the paper with Maria's request printed on it and were waiting boredly for the interviewer to come.And soon, the first person who received the news came to the door.
A tall black man, probably almost two meters tall when he stood.The muscles all over his body are bulging and shiny.Coupled with his ferocious appearance, he gives off the impression that he is very powerful at first glance.
"Weasel, I like this guy. He looks like a tough guy!"
For such a good-looking character, Deadpool has never hesitated to express his love verbally.Of course, he liked many things, and no one who knew him would take his words seriously, except the weasel.
"Let's get to know each other, Hustle. A very powerful player who can skillfully use various individual weapons and has a very unusual talent for invasion."
Weasel said, handing a printed resume to Wade's hand.Wade just glanced at it and threw it aside.
"That's a nice name, so what's your superpower?"
"I can distort electromagnetic fields, including the magnetic field in your brain. I can make you anxious, dizzy and in pain."
The tall black man just moved his finger, causing the chandelier on the ceiling to flicker. When he pointed his finger at Deadpool and the others, both Deadpool and Weasel began to experience symptoms such as tinnitus, nausea, and dizziness.
The weasel couldn't hold it back and vomited it out.In comparison, although Deadpool was not feeling well, he was somewhat less embarrassed.
"Okay buddy, we've seen what you're capable of, stop it now. If this keeps up, I'm going to think I'm pregnant!"
With one sentence, the noisy performance was stopped, and Deadpool focused his attention on the camera behind him.
"We need a guy like this. I think if he can make the enemy feel like they're pregnant, our mission should be pretty easy."
Although his words may sound vulgar, the truth is true.So soon, he and Weasel saw the camera moving up and down like a nod.
This was a definite answer to them, and naturally the two of them clapped their hands excitedly.
Once you get one person, the next one is the second one.The second one is a tall and thin white Slavic man.As soon as this person came in, he already introduced himself.
"I am Zagest"
"Oh, good. I thought your specialty was being able to put your finger on, uh, the pulse of society? He looks like he's a pretty good DJ, doesn't he?"
Deadpool was labeling him based on his first impression, but the man named Zagest quickly retorted.
"No, I'm not a DJ. My specialty is vomiting some kind of strong acid. Well, do you want me to vomit it for you?"
"No, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you, we just went to Abis Restaurant for dinner, do you understand?"
The two people shook their heads desperately, obviously not wanting to see anything unappetizing at this time.They have no doubts about Zagest's ability, but they are a little confused, can such a guy play a role in their mission?
The decision was not up to them, so they focused on the camera behind them.After seeing the camera and starting to nod, Weasel immediately made his decision.
"Okay, you're hired! Next one"
After sending Zagst away, Weasel brought up the list below.
"The next person is the Invisible Man. Well, this is the Invisible Man?"
"Invisible Man? But"
Deadpool looked in front of him with a confused expression. Of course, in front of him was an empty storage room.It seemed that no one was standing here, but Deadpool obviously didn't want people to think that he felt that there was no one in front of him, so he immediately lined up his hands as if he suddenly understood.
"Oh, the invisible man. Hahaha, that's awesome. I actually didn't notice him at all. This is really amazing, contrast. I think we should just hire him. This kind of ability is definitely what we need!"
There was no response, not even a reply that a living person should have.This made Deadpool immediately feel embarrassed.
"He's not here, is he?"
"Maybe he's late. You know, he might not be able to get a taxi like this. Even if he drives on the road, he might be stopped by the police!"
Weasel was defending his choice. After all, it was a commission of 20 per person, and he was not going to give it up casually.The ability to be invisible was indeed what Maria needed, so soon, his defense was supported by Maria.
The Invisible Man makes it through, and then comes the next one.
"My name is Rusty, but you can call me Shatterstar!"
The tall, long-haired East Asian man said this in a arrogant tone as soon as he came in.In response to this, Deadpool and Weasel looked at each other, and then commented unceremoniously.
"Well, Broken Star is an okay name. Rust is terrible."
"Yeah, that sounds bad. So, where are you from?"
"A planet called Moje World."
"So you're an alien, right? That's a terrible name. What good do aliens do to us? I mean, what are you capable of?"
Deadpool started to find fault, to which Rusty said very bluntly.
"Basically, I am better than you in every aspect. You earthlings are simply weak chickens!"
Such unflattering words obviously made Deadpool very unhappy, so immediately, he and Weasel started whispering in a voice that Rusty could hear.
"You know what? For a moment, I wished I could find this planet. It's full of idiots who are worse than me in everything, a bunch of practical idiots. I must go there and be their superman."
“Isn’t that Canada?”
Weasel thought for a while and said with some enlightenment.
"Shut your mouth that's full of shit. Canada, tell me the truth!"
The two people were tugging at some useless things, and at this moment, Weasel's phone suddenly rang.After glancing at the number, Weasel immediately answered the call respectfully, and immediately, Maria's voice rang in his ears.
"Get him. The national defense people will be interested in an alien. If he is really an alien. And if not, then a mental hospital will be the best place for him."
It attracted the attention of the government, and that was the result.This is the end of a high-profile person.After giving Rusty a sympathetic look, Weasel said to him apologetically.
"You're hired, sir. Good luck!"
Got the rust done, then on to the next one.But the next choice made Deadpool immediately widen his eyes.
Black chick with an afro, that's okay.The key is her explosive figure, which immediately made Deadpool almost make his eyes pop out.
"Wow, wow, wow. Your skills are great, I love them!"
"What? What unique skill?"
Maybe because he was a little gay, the weasel didn't realize anything, so he asked a very stupid question.In response to this, Deadpool just stared at the black girl's big breasts while whispering to him.
"Don't you see? Such a great unique skill?"
"So big? How big is it?"
The weasel was still confused, and then immediately, he heard a loud bang.It was the rumbling sound of the wall being smashed by someone, and with such a sound, it actually meant that a certain female tyrannosaurus was not far from erupting.
This made Deadpool immediately put away his fancy thoughts, and then asked the black girl seriously.
"What's your name? Girl."
"Damn it, these two are not going to have an affair."
This is Xia Kela's idea. Of course she is very worried now and worried about her status.
"Hell, these two can't really be gay."
That's Maria Hill's idea.As a person with a relatively traditional mindset, she still couldn't calmly accept the two grown men having sex with each other, so she immediately interrupted the intimate interaction between the two people and urged them instead.
"Gentlemen, please pay attention to the occasion and time. I don't want to waste my precious time watching your performance. Don't forget that I have to pay for the work I gave you!"
Money, after all, is attractive.Deadpool and Weasel had no intention of fighting with Qian, so they immediately changed their attitudes and responded to Maria seriously.
"No problem, ma'am. But it's still the same question as before, what kind of person do you want? An ordinary mercenary who has experienced hundreds of battles, or an extraordinary guy with special abilities like Wade?"
Maria considered this question carefully.She does not lack the so-called soldiers who have experienced hundreds of battles. Although the government's military strength has been stretched recently, they are a strong country anyway.No matter how hard we mobilize some elite soldiers, we can still do it.
What they lack is that kind of unusual guy, someone who can use special abilities to turn the situation around at critical moments.There are many such people on the list of registered superheroes, but not many have actual combat capabilities.In comparison, if Weasel can really provide such mercenaries with special abilities and practical combat experience, then it will undoubtedly fill a vital link in her plan.
This is a choice that requires no hesitation.So immediately, she calmly said this to the weasel.
"I need those with special abilities. It's the same as the conditions I offered before. As long as you can find me a satisfactory candidate, I will give you an agency fee of 20. And if you can find all the people I need, Once everything is found, I can even make the decision to give you the identity of an arms dealer within the government establishment. You should understand the significance of this identity."
Maria Hill's words were so clear that it was certainly impossible for the weasel not to understand.
As a mercenary broker, his job is quite complicated.In addition to running a bar to hide his identity, he is also responsible for providing mercenaries with job opportunities, necessary intelligence, weapons and other off-site assistance.
To put it simply, a large group of people who work hard to make money depend on him for their food.Although it is said that he does not have to go out personally and carry a gun to work for his life, but to be honest, what he does is basically a job of keeping his head off his belt.
No one can guarantee what kind of trouble the mercenary who took over his mission will bring to him if he misses it one day.He is just a mercenary broker, not an urban soldier king. If trouble really comes to him, all he can rely on are the mercenaries begging for food around him, and if he expects these people to risk their lives for him, he Why not expect Wade to stick to him every day and protect him 24 hours a day?
However, if there is an official background from the government, then the situation is different.First of all, a very important issue is that he can obtain the best quality weapons from government channels.This is actually much more sneaky and covert arms business than in the past, and the profit margins are larger.
Secondly, with the background of the government, anyone who wants to touch him must think carefully in advance.Although the name "government lackey" sounds unpleasant, it is a powerful deterrent.Except for individual lunatics, or those organizations that really have the qualifications and strength to despise the government, no one is bold enough to stroke the government's beard.
This is the best protection. In terms of value alone, it is even more profitable than this multi-million dollar business.Because this business only gave him temporary benefits, but such an identity could give him lifelong benefits.
In such a situation, even a fool knows how to choose.So immediately, the weasel said hurriedly.
"Don't worry, Madam Vice President, I promise. You will be satisfied with the choice I provide!"
Weasel himself knew that such verbal assurances alone would not have any persuasive effect.So immediately, he took advantage of his connections and began to contact the special talents he knew everywhere.
Mercenaries are different from regular troops. Their loose personalities mean that they can't rush over just because of a phone call.Maria was also mentally prepared for this, so she gave the weasel 24 hours.
24 hours is not enough for Weasel to call all the super-powered mercenaries he knows, but calling seven, seven or eight is not a problem.And behind his bar, what was originally a storage room, is now an interview room.This interview, which Weasel had high hopes for, finally kicked off.
Maria is a government person, and the kind of high-level government person who often appears on television.It was neither necessary nor appropriate for her to show up casually for this kind of interview, so Weasel gave her his office and installed a special camera for her to monitor the entire interview process.
On the surface, he and Wade were the assessors of this interview.The two of them were holding the paper with Maria's request printed on it and were waiting boredly for the interviewer to come.And soon, the first person who received the news came to the door.
A tall black man, probably almost two meters tall when he stood.The muscles all over his body are bulging and shiny.Coupled with his ferocious appearance, he gives off the impression that he is very powerful at first glance.
"Weasel, I like this guy. He looks like a tough guy!"
For such a good-looking character, Deadpool has never hesitated to express his love verbally.Of course, he liked many things, and no one who knew him would take his words seriously, except the weasel.
"Let's get to know each other, Hustle. A very powerful player who can skillfully use various individual weapons and has a very unusual talent for invasion."
Weasel said, handing a printed resume to Wade's hand.Wade just glanced at it and threw it aside.
"That's a nice name, so what's your superpower?"
"I can distort electromagnetic fields, including the magnetic field in your brain. I can make you anxious, dizzy and in pain."
The tall black man just moved his finger, causing the chandelier on the ceiling to flicker. When he pointed his finger at Deadpool and the others, both Deadpool and Weasel began to experience symptoms such as tinnitus, nausea, and dizziness.
The weasel couldn't hold it back and vomited it out.In comparison, although Deadpool was not feeling well, he was somewhat less embarrassed.
"Okay buddy, we've seen what you're capable of, stop it now. If this keeps up, I'm going to think I'm pregnant!"
With one sentence, the noisy performance was stopped, and Deadpool focused his attention on the camera behind him.
"We need a guy like this. I think if he can make the enemy feel like they're pregnant, our mission should be pretty easy."
Although his words may sound vulgar, the truth is true.So soon, he and Weasel saw the camera moving up and down like a nod.
This was a definite answer to them, and naturally the two of them clapped their hands excitedly.
Once you get one person, the next one is the second one.The second one is a tall and thin white Slavic man.As soon as this person came in, he already introduced himself.
"I am Zagest"
"Oh, good. I thought your specialty was being able to put your finger on, uh, the pulse of society? He looks like he's a pretty good DJ, doesn't he?"
Deadpool was labeling him based on his first impression, but the man named Zagest quickly retorted.
"No, I'm not a DJ. My specialty is vomiting some kind of strong acid. Well, do you want me to vomit it for you?"
"No, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you, we just went to Abis Restaurant for dinner, do you understand?"
The two people shook their heads desperately, obviously not wanting to see anything unappetizing at this time.They have no doubts about Zagest's ability, but they are a little confused, can such a guy play a role in their mission?
The decision was not up to them, so they focused on the camera behind them.After seeing the camera and starting to nod, Weasel immediately made his decision.
"Okay, you're hired! Next one"
After sending Zagst away, Weasel brought up the list below.
"The next person is the Invisible Man. Well, this is the Invisible Man?"
"Invisible Man? But"
Deadpool looked in front of him with a confused expression. Of course, in front of him was an empty storage room.It seemed that no one was standing here, but Deadpool obviously didn't want people to think that he felt that there was no one in front of him, so he immediately lined up his hands as if he suddenly understood.
"Oh, the invisible man. Hahaha, that's awesome. I actually didn't notice him at all. This is really amazing, contrast. I think we should just hire him. This kind of ability is definitely what we need!"
There was no response, not even a reply that a living person should have.This made Deadpool immediately feel embarrassed.
"He's not here, is he?"
"Maybe he's late. You know, he might not be able to get a taxi like this. Even if he drives on the road, he might be stopped by the police!"
Weasel was defending his choice. After all, it was a commission of 20 per person, and he was not going to give it up casually.The ability to be invisible was indeed what Maria needed, so soon, his defense was supported by Maria.
The Invisible Man makes it through, and then comes the next one.
"My name is Rusty, but you can call me Shatterstar!"
The tall, long-haired East Asian man said this in a arrogant tone as soon as he came in.In response to this, Deadpool and Weasel looked at each other, and then commented unceremoniously.
"Well, Broken Star is an okay name. Rust is terrible."
"Yeah, that sounds bad. So, where are you from?"
"A planet called Moje World."
"So you're an alien, right? That's a terrible name. What good do aliens do to us? I mean, what are you capable of?"
Deadpool started to find fault, to which Rusty said very bluntly.
"Basically, I am better than you in every aspect. You earthlings are simply weak chickens!"
Such unflattering words obviously made Deadpool very unhappy, so immediately, he and Weasel started whispering in a voice that Rusty could hear.
"You know what? For a moment, I wished I could find this planet. It's full of idiots who are worse than me in everything, a bunch of practical idiots. I must go there and be their superman."
“Isn’t that Canada?”
Weasel thought for a while and said with some enlightenment.
"Shut your mouth that's full of shit. Canada, tell me the truth!"
The two people were tugging at some useless things, and at this moment, Weasel's phone suddenly rang.After glancing at the number, Weasel immediately answered the call respectfully, and immediately, Maria's voice rang in his ears.
"Get him. The national defense people will be interested in an alien. If he is really an alien. And if not, then a mental hospital will be the best place for him."
It attracted the attention of the government, and that was the result.This is the end of a high-profile person.After giving Rusty a sympathetic look, Weasel said to him apologetically.
"You're hired, sir. Good luck!"
Got the rust done, then on to the next one.But the next choice made Deadpool immediately widen his eyes.
Black chick with an afro, that's okay.The key is her explosive figure, which immediately made Deadpool almost make his eyes pop out.
"Wow, wow, wow. Your skills are great, I love them!"
"What? What unique skill?"
Maybe because he was a little gay, the weasel didn't realize anything, so he asked a very stupid question.In response to this, Deadpool just stared at the black girl's big breasts while whispering to him.
"Don't you see? Such a great unique skill?"
"So big? How big is it?"
The weasel was still confused, and then immediately, he heard a loud bang.It was the rumbling sound of the wall being smashed by someone, and with such a sound, it actually meant that a certain female tyrannosaurus was not far from erupting.
This made Deadpool immediately put away his fancy thoughts, and then asked the black girl seriously.
"What's your name? Girl."
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