Konoha's Happy Naruto

"Actually, Kakashi didn't explode. No, Kakashi did. No, it didn't... it exploded? No?"

Kai explained for a long time and successfully let himself in.

Neji couldn't stand it anymore and sighed: "Kakashi-sensei's shadow clone exploded."

Kai suddenly realized, he made a fist with his left hand and hammered his right hand: "Ningji is right, that's what I meant!"

“It turns out it didn’t explode~”

Disappointed, Naruto asked: "What happened?"

Kai: "I was here, Kakashi was here, and Neji was here. We were like this, then like this, and finally like this, and then Kakashi exploded."

While Kai was speaking, his body language was too rich, and his shining white teeth made his presence felt all the time.

This is a hammer!

Naruto looked at Neji. Kai's description of the situation was too concise. As a normal human being, he said he couldn't understand it.

Neji felt the same way, so he added: "We were keeping vigil at the time, and Kai-sensei and Kakashi-sensei were... playing the game of rock, paper, scissors."

Kai: "That's the duel of youth!"

Neji ignored it and continued: "The two of them were playing well at first, but just now, Kakashi-sensei's shadow clone suddenly said 'Look for Naruto' and exploded, so We will come to wake you up and then meet Sasuke on the way."

Kai nodded at the side: "My competition with Kakashi was 571 wins, 526 draws, and 570 losses."

"You actually played so many games... No, no one cares about this kind of thing, okay."

There are two possibilities for the shadow clone to suddenly explode without being attacked. One is that the main body encounters an enemy that requires all-out combat and is proactively released. The other is that the main body loses consciousness and is passively released.

As for the message delivered, where is Kakashi using his shadow clone to fight?

But no matter what, it means that Kakashi is in trouble now!

Although he keeps complaining about Kakashi, he still has to catch someone if something goes wrong. After all, the salted fish card is still very good to him.

Naruto got off the bed: "Now let's go find Kakashi-sensei together?"

"It's just you and me." Kai turned to look at Neji: "Ningji, you are in charge of things here now. If we don't come back after dawn, tell the person in charge to stay here for a day."

After saying that, Kai rushed out of the window, followed closely by Naruto.

After the two left, Xiao Li blinked and asked, "No need to remind Naruto to wash his face to wash away those little rabbits and other patterns?"

Sasuke: "No, maybe this is some weird hobby of Naruto's."

Little Li suddenly said, "Is this Naruto's youth? I want to try it too."

After hearing this, Neji became more determined to separate Hinata and Naruto.

It's still very dark now.

After arriving outside, Kai randomly found a direction and ran with all his strength.

Because of the caravan, the group has not yet left the Country of Fire. After leaving the town, the surroundings once again restored the primitive jungle landscape.

The two jumped on the tree. After advancing for a while, Naruto suddenly asked: "Kai-sensei, do you know the location of Kakashi-sensei?"

"I don't know." Kai was very calm.

"?...Then where are we going?"

Naruto almost stopped here suddenly. How dare you run so fast if you don't know the road?

Aren’t you afraid of my teacher? Is something really going to happen to your good friend?

"Don't worry, although I don't know where Kakashi is, I will definitely find him. This is youth!"

Kai grinned, his teeth clinking for a moment, and then his speed increased again.

Naruto was a little devastated.

What does youth have to do with it? That’s not how youth is used!

If you wander around like this, when we arrive, I'm afraid we will have to collect Kakashi's body.

But Kai still rushed forward without changing his direction.

Just as Naruto was about to pray to Kakashi, Gai suddenly stopped and found a shuriken from a tree.

"What's wrong?" Naruto was puzzled.

"This is what Kakashi left behind." Kai was very sure.

Naruto:"……"

Don't all shurikens look the same?

Does this have the smell of Kakashi or something? Can you recognize it?

really?

If there is really Kakashi in front of me, I will stand on my head... and let Sasuke stand on his head to drink water!

Kai ignored Naruto's suspicion, put away the shuriken in his hand, and continued to charge forward confidently.

After advancing some distance, the two found traces of battle around them. After a moment's observation, Naruto discovered a broken earth wall with half of the iconic dog's head on it.

Except for this guy Kakashi, no one would be bored and carve dog heads on the earth wall.

After discovering this, Naruto looked at Kai in shock.

I actually found it!

As if he heard Naruto's doubts, Kai explained: "Because I often spar with Kakashi, over time, I can sense Kakashi's position secretly."

Naruto nodded.

So that’s it, it makes so much sense…what a ghost!

Not only are you unscientific, you are not even a ninja!

Although I'm a bad student, I also know that ninjas don't look for people like this at all!

Isn't Gai the humanoid Kakashi Radar?

The one specially used to find Kakashi.

Although he complained, Naruto had to admit that this unreasonable method really made Gai find Kakashi.

It seems like I need to think about how to trick Sasuke into standing upside down and drinking water.

"You can probably find Kakashi-sensei and the others ahead, we..."

Before he finished speaking, Naruto's expression changed, and he noticed that something similar to a mechanism had been stepped on under his feet, making a clicking sound.

Without thinking, he smashed the frozen lettuce down.

I'll freeze the detonating talisman for you!

But what was under his feet was not a detonating talisman, but a large net that was ejected.

There was still ice on it, and together with the failed detonating talisman, it enveloped Naruto from bottom to top and then hung him up.

Kai on the other side also received the same attack, but Kai broke out and hid in an instant.

"Did the enemy come over? Or did they expect support and then block it?"

Naruto wasn't worried about himself, he had other things on his mind.

call out!call out!

There was a sound of breaking through the air, and several kunai flew from a distance towards Naruto who was hanging on the tree. With a clap of his hands, a huge nut appeared in front of Naruto to resist the attack.

clank!

boom!

The kunai struck the nut, followed by the explosion of the detonating talisman.

But not only did it not hit Naruto, it also tore the net into pieces.

Although Naruto felt that he did not need such help, the situation was still necessary.

Therefore, after landing, Naruto decided to send the enemy away from this world full of sorrow as soon as possible.

Let them hurry up and play mahjong with the old man Liu Dao.

"I just don't know if I can get a table together." Naruto spat and shouted loudly: "You guys who hide their heads and show their tails, get out of here!"

"Why bother? I originally wanted you to die without pain."

"Isn't this better? They can just use their lives to sacrifice to the great and supreme God!"

Two young men, one tall and strong, the other short and stocky, came out one after another.

The strong young man said with a gloomy expression: "Idiot, we are not easily exposed now. Of course we must solve it as soon as possible, and there are two troublesome guys in the headquarters."

"If it weren't for that guy, why would we be hiding here and there like mice." The short young man waved the kunai in his hand: "I have had enough of this kind of life, and I want to dedicate these two sacrifices to... "

Before he could finish speaking, a golden figure flashed past.

The short young man flew out directly, his teeth drawing graceful arcs in the air.

Naruto made a thick nasal voice and said: "Kai-sensei, leave this fat little guy and the silly big guy to me. You go help Kakashi-sensei first."

"Then be careful." Kai brought out an afterimage and quickly disappeared.

"Damn brat, how dare you look down on us! Even if you wear makeup similar to ours, I won't let you go!"

The stupid man brandished the machete in his hand and rushed towards Naruto.

Naruto caught it with one hand, threw it over his shoulder and smashed it to the ground, then stepped on the stupid big man's chest and sent him to his death.

"What similar makeup? It's a mess, but how can such a novice ask Kakashi for help? Although it is a [-]-[-] split, this kind of role is too ridiculous, not to mention there is a lecherous old man and Kakashi. Together."

Naruto frowned and kicked the silly big guy next to his feet.

Although Kakashi is jokingly said to be able to split everything [-]-[-], this guy is just an ordinary person with a ninja foundation.

Kakashi shouldn't be that good.

Forget it, just take a look and you will know.

Just when Naruto was about to deal with the little fat man and then go to support Kakashi, the stupid man who was considered dead suddenly opened his eyes.

He turned over and slashed Naruto's leg with the machete in his hand.

But the silly big man did not pursue further, but instead rolled away from Naruto, licking the blood on the blade with his tongue, while touching his sunken chest with his other hand.

Naruto looked at the silly big man's appearance and felt an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

"It hurts, kid! I will issue God's sanction to you! The ceremony begins!" The silly man swallowed the blood and drew a circle with a triangle under his feet. Some black and white patterns instantly appeared on his body: "Everything is ready, go to hell!"

The machete in the stupid man's hand suddenly fell down and cut into his abdomen. Blood spattered everywhere, but he had an expression of enjoyment on his face: "It's so happy. May the Evil God enjoy eternal glory!"

At the same time, the same wound appeared on Naruto's abdomen, and blood spurted out.

"Shouldn't this ability belong to Hidan?" Naruto covered his wound and looked at the guy in front of him sharply.

He already knew the reason why Kakashi overturned.

But how could this kind of ability appear in the stupid big guy in front of me?

This guy was definitely not Hidan, otherwise he would have recognized it immediately.

Suddenly, Naruto remembered the little fat man who had been kicked away before, and quickly left the place and stood on the branch.

Then he saw that Little Fatty was slowly approaching him with the help of grass.

"Tch, I was discovered, it's all your fault, otherwise this sacrifice would be mine!"

When Little Fatty saw that he was discovered, he stopped hiding and walked out of the grass, looking at Naruto as if he were a dead man.

If you ignore the missing teeth, he is still very impressive.

"Who told you that you are unlucky?" The stupid man laughed wildly and stabbed himself again: "Kid! Be obedient and become a sacrifice to the evil god! This is your glory!"

In the sealed space, Jiuwei rarely put down his hands for playing games: "Kid, can't you do this?"

"Man, how can you say you're not good at it? I can beat a division with this kind of rubbish!"

Naruto spit out a mouthful of blood and used his brain to think.

You can’t do it without using your brain, because your intestines and stomach can’t solve this problem.

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PS: Reasonable explanations will be given later on about the abilities of Little Fatty and Big Silly Man.