Konoha's Happy Naruto

Are these two guys from the Cult of Evil God?

But shouldn't all those guys have been killed by Hidan?

No, Hidan killed people from Yu Ninja Village, not from the Evil God Cult.

Many questions flashed through his mind. Naruto squatted on the tree and observed the silly big guy and the chubby little guy below.

Soon, Naruto discovered the problem.

Hidan's death was stabbed straight into the heart, but the stupid one just committed seppuku.

Is this guy's immortal body imperfect?

After looking at his heart, Naruto thought he could give it a try. There were several types of sunflowers producing sunlight. Although the injury to his heart was serious, it was not incurable.

below.

"Hahahaha~ Little brat, do you want to give up your resistance? This is how you should be, obediently dedicate yourself to the evil god, I will take you..."

The silly voice stopped abruptly.

Because Naruto suddenly appeared behind him, the kunai penetrated his heart fiercely.

"cough!"

Naruto and the silly guy coughed up blood at the same time.

But the silly guy had a horrified expression, while Naruto had a blood-stained smile.

He saw the bloody sign on the silly big man's face fading rapidly.

"You actually want to die with me?!"

The stupid man staggered forward two steps, trying to turn around and look at Naruto, but in the end he fell directly to the ground.

"Bah, you are the only one who died."

Sunflowers appeared, and the sunlight fell on Naruto, quickly healing his injuries. His condition improved at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Little Fatty, it's your turn."

Naruto showed his blood-stained teeth, rushed forward, and wiped out the little fat man neatly before he could react.

After all, these guys just have weird abilities, and their real strength is just that of ordinary people with a ninja foundation.

"If it weren't for that guy Hidan, how could you be our opponent!"

Little Fatty roared unwillingly when he died.

"It seems that Hidan did something detrimental to the Evil God Religion? No, that guy is a fanatical believer of the Evil God Religion and would not do anything detrimental to the Evil God Religion. He probably did something detrimental to other believers."

Naruto wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and continued to use sunlight to heal the injuries on his body.

"Fortunately, their immortal bodies are not perfect and have weaknesses, otherwise this time it would be more troublesome."

Naruto reflected on his carelessness.

Weird abilities emerge in endlessly in the ninja world. I have had such smooth sailing over the years that I have become a little too dependent on the information about characters and abilities provided by the plot.

What if these guys really have perfect immortality this time?

Naruto thought for a while and felt that he could carry the sunflower and hit the opponent with all his strength, and the curse was not unlimited.

As long as the caster is driven out of the pattern, it will be fine.

But I was still careless.

"Fortunately no one saw it."

"I saw it."

"You are a tailed beast."

He and Kyuubi quarreled daily. After the quarrel, Naruto used hot pepper to cremate these two guys.

The ashes were scattered all over the floor and it was impossible to pick them up.

"I sent away two of them this time. If we play mahjong with the old man Liu Dao, we will be short of three."

Naruto muttered, suddenly remembering that Feng Hua Furu Tao had been sent away before.

That adds up to exactly four.

"That's enough for a table now."

Follow the message Kai left.

Not far away, Naruto saw a small valley.

The valley is low-lying, just like the huge crater created by Super Shinra Tenzheng when Pain attacked Konoha. It is high on all sides and low in the middle. The trees inside have been cut down.

Looking down, you can see a village in the valley with houses built in an orderly manner.

Some of the houses were damaged during the battle, probably caused by the battle between Kakashi and Jiraiya.

"Is this the secret mission Kakashi mentioned?" Naruto didn't know and could only guess.

Entering the valley, the cold and humid air entered the chest, making people feel very uncomfortable.

"The art of multiple shadow clones!...?"

After using the shadow clones, Naruto had a strange expression, because the faces of these clones were covered with graffiti.

"what's going on?"

Naruto touched his face. Although he couldn't see his face, he probably looked like these shadow clones.

What happened when I was sleeping?

Is there something Neji isn't telling me?

and many more!

Where is the memory of the shadow clone I used to practice at night?

Naruto thought about a possibility in his mind, forming a seal with his hands to release all the shadow clones.

then……

"There must be something wrong with these shadow clones! They actually use my face as a drawing board!"

I'm shaking with breath, when will I be able to stand up!

Naruto finally knew what the silly guy was talking about about the similar makeup.

Damn shadow clone, I want to hammer...

This seems to have no meaning if hammered.

Naruto took a deep breath and continued to separate into shadow clones to explore, looking for Kakashi and others, while he was thinking about ways to retaliate against the shadow clones.

Although it is difficult, it can be done!

The clones dispersed and rushed into the village in front of them.

The village is very cold and does not look like an inhabited place.

There are still blood stains on some buildings, and traces of rummaging and looting can still be seen in the houses. Things are in a mess, and valuable things have disappeared.

This is not something Kakashi and Jiraiya can do.

They would not do such gangster-like behavior.

It couldn't be scavengers, because scavengers couldn't leave so much behind.

The shadow clones walked around the village a few times and soon found the mark left by Kai. They dispersed themselves and notified Naruto.

Naruto followed the marks and found an ancestral hall in a corner of the village.

In the ancestral hall, there is a passage that opens downward.

This time Naruto had a better memory and let the shadow clone walk in front while he followed behind.

Before they reached the end, they heard Kai crying.

"Kakashi, your youth path cannot stop here~"

Naruto's heart skipped a beat, Kakashi is dead?

He quickly ran out of the passage.

The first thing I saw was a few things wrapped in white hair, like insect cocoons. It was obvious that these were Jiraiya's masterpieces.

After crossing the cocoon, he saw Jiraiya sitting on the ground breathing heavily, Kakashi lying dead next to him, Gai throwing himself on Kakashi with a sad look on his face.

"Kakashi~Open your eyes~Kakashi~"

Just when Naruto thought something big had happened to Kakashi.

Kakashi slowly raised his palm, pushed Kai's head aside, and said feebly: "I'm just taking a break. If you keep shouting like this, my youthful path will really come to an end."

"There is no difference. When you lie on the bed, the road to youth has still stopped."

Kai was still crying.

Naruto didn't have the nerve to disturb them, so he just took out two bottles of water mixed with sunlight and handed them to Kakashi and Jiraiya respectively.

"What's going on here now?"

"The situation here is a bit complicated." Jiraiya took a sip of water and looked better: "These guys claim to be followers of the Evil God Cult, and their abilities are curses. They are very weird..."

The abilities of the Evil God Cult introduced by Jiraiya were similar to what Naruto knew.

The only difference is the current situation of the Evil God Religion.

This is what Jiraiya saw from a handwritten note on an enemy.

A guy named Hidan accidentally became a perfect immortal when he was transformed by the Evil God Cult.

The Evil God Cult was happy, and Hidan was even happier.

However, Hidan insisted that when he sacrificed to the evil god, he had to pierce his own heart.

Of course the other believers would not agree to this. Their immortal bodies were not perfect, and if their hearts were penetrated, they would really die.

Then the conflict occurred.

Hidan massacred most of the members of the Evil God Cult, and a small number of them fled and fled to the ninja world.

Moreover, due to Hidan's sudden attack, most of the Evil God Sect's information on creating immortal bodies was lost, and they have been completing this information over the years.

The reason why I am here is because I heard that the Gate of Hell can be summoned here.

Kakashi asked Kai and others for help because they failed to find the cultists' weaknesses at first.

No wonder there are very few members of the Evil God Cult. It turned out that they were all killed by Hidan. So, Hidan did something good?

Naruto thought with a strange expression.

"But what is this gate to hell?"

"It should be something summoned by this formation." Jiraiya stood up and took Naruto to a room next door.

Before he even entered, Naruto smelled the pungent smell of blood and could hear the crackling sound of flames burning.

The room seemed to have been completely renovated, and there was nothing scary about it.

This was obviously the result of Jiraiya's aftermath, but Naruto could still see dark red blood stains in some places.

It's enough to see how many people were killed by the previous cultists here.

I'm afraid all the villagers in the village above were killed.

Although he didn't like Hidan, Naruto really wanted to applaud Hidan for getting rid of the evil cult members.

"This is the summoning formation. It can also be said to be a psychic technique that has been changed in the way it is used. Those cultists don't understand this at all. They just think that the number of sacrifices is not enough, so... they will simply increase the number of sacrifices. quantity."

Jiraiya's expression changed a little, obviously thinking of the scene when he first came in.

"According to my observations, to activate this thing, you need a massive amount of chakra, not a sacrifice."

"Do you need me to activate this thing?"

Naruto stood in front of the altar and could still smell the pungent smell of burning objects.

"Try it. If there is any accident, solve it together to prevent this thing from continuing to harm the ninja world."

Standing on the altar and pressing his palms against the pillars, Naruto began to input chakra into it.

Half an hour later, Naruto had begun to ask Kyuubi for help because he was running out of chakra.

What the hell is this?

I have hundreds of calories of chakra, but why is there no movement at all?

This thing is probably not for ordinary people to use, or the method Jiraiya mastered is not completely correct.

Jiraiya circled around the altar, and he also discovered his mistake. This thing might be a group of people transporting chakra.

But Naruto has so much chakra.

Another 15 minutes passed.

Naruto stopped channeling chakra as the altar was finally full and began to change.

A bright light lights up on the altar!