The Periodic Table of Words at Hogwarts

"It hurts, it hurts"!

After Harry and others finally moved away from the area, Zhang Qi screamed while grabbing his girlfriend's hand with a look of pain on his face.

"Stop it! You murdered your husband!"

"What are you talking about?"

Astoria blushed and hit Zhang Qi hard on the shoulder.

After a while, our poor protagonist looked at his waist in pain and found a big rock by the lake to sit down.

"There are classes in the afternoon, aren't you in a hurry to go back?"

Astoria raised her right wrist and glanced at the alchemy watch produced in China. It was only 15 minutes before the next class started.

"I don't want to go to that pink toad's class anymore."

Zhang Qi picked up a stone from the river beach and threw it toward the water.

"thump"!

The piece of stone made a few floats on the lake, but finally sank to the bottom of the lake.

"But wouldn't it be bad if I didn't go?"

Astoria asked worriedly.

"Well, that makes sense. Absenteeism from school without excuse is indeed wrong."

After Zhang Qi pondered for a moment, he nodded with deep understanding.

"Then go to a class and tell her directly in class that we will not continue taking her class. The effect of ridicule will be better."

After saying that, Zhang Qi pulled up Astoria, who was still confused, and walked towards the castle.

………………

Due to class scheduling, the Defense Against the Dark Arts class is taught together for both grades.

So, Zhang Qi and Astoria met Draco as a matter of course.

"Ah, good afternoon, you three. We meet again."

Zhang Qi smiled and greeted Malfoy and his two followers.

"Uh, good noon."

The moment Draco saw Zhang Qi, he looked very hesitant.

"I heard that there is a new guest at Uncle Lucius's manor? And this guest doesn't have a nose yet"?

Zhang Qi put his arm around his cousin's shoulders and dragged him towards the other end of the corridor.

Goyle and Crabbe originally wanted to stop him, but thinking that these two people were relatives, they did not do anything further.

"You, what do you mean? I don't understand what you are talking about"!

Draco felt as if Zhang Qi's arms were tightly clamping his shoulders like iron hoops. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move at all!

"You know what I mean, Draco".

Zhang Qi snorted lightly and relaxed his arm a little.

"Voldemort is hiding in your home now. Let me see. Although the Minister of Magic Fudge is a waste, I think he will not give up this opportunity to blackmail your father severely."

"You, you can't do this! The Dark Lord will kill you"!

Draco yelled in a low voice with some panic.

"I don't think you understand the situation yet, Mr. Malfoy."

Zhang Qi's face suddenly sank. In order to increase the intimidation of his words, he also changed the wording he used from Draco to Mr. Malfoy.

"The so-called Dark Lord almost died in my hands at Riddle Cemetery. The reason why he can survive until now is simply because I am not interested in taking his life yet. I think your father must not have followed You said something like this, right?”

"No way, you are lying"!

Draco swallowed in horror, but a sense of crisis suddenly arose in his heart.

According to his father's words and his own observations, the Dark Lord was obviously not in a good mood these days.

Moreover, he strictly prohibited anyone from mentioning Zhang Qi's name...

Due to confidentiality reasons, no one knows Zhang Qi's experience except for a few major participants.

But at this moment, Draco got the truth and shock through his own reasoning.

"No way"?

Draco's expression when he looked at his distant cousin had changed. It was an expression of anger mixed with fear and admiration.

"You are too young, Draco, you are not even an adult. Your father didn't want you to get involved in this matter, but what I didn't expect was that you ran in on your own initiative."

Zhang Qi shook Draco's shoulder with some hatred.

"You, what do you mean"?

Draco asked with some difficulty as he was shaken dizzy.

"I mean, if you think about it carefully, why do you support such a disgusting thing without a nose so enthusiastically? Is it for the glory of pure blood? Let me tell you, the master you call is just a looker. An ugly female wizard used a love potion to give birth to a mongrel with a handsome Muggle, and you actually let such a thing represent the glory of pure blood for you?”

"Also, I will only remind you once, why do you think your father truly supports the Dark Lord?"

"Think about it, Draco. I hope I can still see you in a few years, not your grave."

Zhang Qi sighed, and then released his arm that was only controlling him.

Draco stood there as if struck by lightning, unable to recover for a long time.

"Oh, right".

Zhang Qi stopped again when he was about to leave.

"Please don't stand up during class later."

After saying something incomprehensible, Zhang Qi showed his usual peaceful smile again, and after walking around the corridor, he gently held Astoria's hand.

"Come on, my dear, let's meet the pink toad once more."

Amid everyone's strange looks, the two walked into the classroom hand in hand.

"Uh, what style is this?"

Zhang Qi looked at the newly renovated classroom and made a complaint.

Every Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher has a tradition of renovating the classroom, and this time the classroom renovation is very eye-catching.

Well, it's even more eye-catching than Lockhart's time.

The entire classroom was decorated like a candy house in a fairy tale, but the style was inexplicably disgusting.

Pink ribbons were tied everywhere, and the walls were covered with photo frames with pictures of kittens.

Although Zhang Qi and Astoria both liked cats very much, the kitten portraits on the walls gave them a feeling of extreme disgust.

Cats are originally very smart creatures, but the cats in the portrait give people an extremely cunning and annoying feeling.

Moreover, those cats were rolling their eyes all the time, scanning everyone in the classroom directly and without any cover-up, giving people an extremely uncomfortable feeling of being spied on.

"The portraits appear to be able to monitor students in the classroom."

Astoria said quietly.

"It has been expected that a gentleman will do the right thing when he gets power; but a villain like this only knows how to satisfy his own selfish desires."

Zhang Qi snorted coldly and took a seat in the last row of the classroom.

"Ah, it looks like everyone came to my class early."

After a while, the middle-aged woman with a bloated figure and deliberately dressed like a young girl opened the door and walked in. Her high heels made an extremely annoying clicking sound on the wooden floor.

"Good morning, classmates."

The middle-aged pink toad used an extremely artificial voice and spoke loudly to the students listening below.

"Good morning, Ms. Umbridge."

The students seemed to be disgusted by her voice, and her voice sounded weak.

"I say good morning, classmates"!

The pink toad seemed a little dissatisfied, so he raised his voice and said it again.

"Good morning, Ms. Umbridge."

The voice was louder than before, but still weak.

"Good morning, classmates! Show your passion!"

Umbridge suddenly changed her expression and shouted at the children in the audience at the top of her lungs.

"Good morning, Ms. Umbridge"!

This time the voice was much louder. Many students raised their voices out of fear, while others simply did not want this barren dialogue to continue and chose to compromise.

"Very good, classmates, I see youth in you"!

Umbridge nodded with great satisfaction and then walked onto the podium.

"Why does she have to do such a thing?"

Astoria asked quietly with a disgusted look on her face.

"The desire to control after gaining power is just like a little person. With a little power, he gets carried away without realizing that he is actually nothing."

Zhang Qi snorted coldly. Neither he nor Astoria catered to Umbridge just now.

Several Slytherin students nearby also shouted at first, but stopped when they saw that Zhang Qi didn't shout.

"Magical education has always been the top priority of the Ministry of Magic, but it is obvious that Dumbledore is old and his ideas are no longer suitable for this era."

Umbridge looked at the students who had surrendered to her with great satisfaction, and then cleared her throat.

"I believe that education should focus on theory, and familiarity with theory is more important than anything else. So, let's take out the parchment we prepared in advance, turn the book to the first page, and start copying the Defense Against the Dark Arts manual. I will check the introduction part after class."

"But, professor, this should be a practical class."

At this moment, a Ravenclaw girl with platinum hair and a somewhat ethereal expression raised her hand and made a very confused sound.

"No, no, no, I think you misunderstood something, kid, you are just students, you don't need to hold a wand to fight. Fighting is the business of Aurors."

Umbridge stood up with a very friendly expression on her face and walked to the side of the Ravenclaw girl.

"Your name, this lady".

"Luna Lovegood."

The Ravenclaw girl tilted her head, still with a dreamy expression on her face.

"Ah, I know your father. He founded a ridiculous magazine to attack the Ministry of Magic with all his strength. The reason why your father has not been thrown into Askaban is all because of the kindness of Minister Fudge." !

Umbridge nodded, her tone unusually sarcastic.

"Well, but one of my friends in Slytherin told me something. He said that when you throw a stone at a group of dogs, the one that barks the loudest should be the one that gets hit. Only"……

Luna still said in that very ethereal voice.

"puff"!

Several Ravenclaw students in the audience couldn't help laughing. Even the heirs of several pure-blood families in Slytherin had a smile on their faces.

Nothing but this sentence was so ironic that it even opened the door to a new world for these students.

"Confinement, Miss Lovegood"!

Umbridge shouted angrily, her tone becoming more and more shrill.

"And who is your Slytherin friend? Tell me his name, and I will put him in solitary confinement too"!

"it's me".

A cold voice came from some active classrooms, and for a moment, everyone shut their mouths.

"What, do you have any opinions?"

Zhang Qi slowly stood up from his seat. He left his seat and walked towards this side, his paratrooper boots making a clicking sound on the ground.

"Dumbledore once invited me during this holiday. He thought I could be qualified as a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, but I declined due to personal reasons."

"But now, I'm beginning to regret my decision."

Zhang Qi glanced around his classmates and said in a very neutral voice.

"Hahaha"!

Astoria finally couldn't help laughing, but after realizing that she was the only one laughing, she lowered her head in embarrassment.

"Mr. Zirol, please go back to your seat."

Umbridge seemed a little scared, but she couldn't lose in terms of momentum.

"Oh, actually I stood up to tell you something, Ms. Umbridge."

Zhang Qi bowed very politely, and then said loudly:

"There is no point in attending your class. It is just a waste of time and a strain on the muscles in your hands."

"As for someone, he's just a loser."

Zhang Qi said calmly to the pink toad who was stunned on the spot.

"Wow"!

As soon as this sentence came out, the whole classroom became a mess.

The timid person huddled up under the table, fearing that what would happen next would implicate him.The bold ones laughed out loud, or discussed something heatedly...

It's not something that's friendly to Umbridge anyway.

"You, how dare you slander our great Minister Fudge like this"!

Umbridge also heard that Zhang Qi was calling her a loser, but she couldn't confront him in public, so this battle-hardened politician came up with a brilliant trick.

Anyway, Zhang Qi didn't say clearly who was a waste, so he put the label of slandering the Minister of Magic on this child's head!

Sure enough, after saying that, the whole classroom fell into silence again.

The classmates looked at each other, no one dared to speak out.

"Oh? But I didn't say who is a waste? But how can you be so sure that I am saying that Minister Fudge is a waste? Is it possible that you think in your heart that Mr. Fudge is a waste? Or, you are already under the spell of magic I have worked in the ministry for more than 10 years, so I really think Mr. Minister is a waste”?

A contemptuous smile appeared on Zhang Qi's face, and he immediately fought back.

Compete with me?Can you compare?

"No, no! You are spitting blood!"

Umbridge suddenly felt a surge of energy and blood, her vision turned black, and she almost fainted from Zhang Qi's anger.