The Periodic Table of Words at Hogwarts

"Defence Against the Dark Arts is a practical course that teaches knowledge that will save students' lives in any possible future attack, but you want it to become a meaningless copying course."

"To be honest, even the history of magic class where almost no one is awake is more exciting than the class you teach."

Zhang Qi was sarcastic without sparing any effort, and Umbridge's face became paler and paler, and then suddenly turned red.

"Confinement"!

The pink toad roared at the top of his lungs.

"What do I care about you? I won't go, what can you do to me?"

Zhang Qi looked at the pink toad in front of him like he was looking at a fool.

"Have you forgotten your identity? Pink toad? How dare you disrespect a pure-blood in school? Even the funds for your immediate boss's vote were provided by us. Aren't you afraid that starting from today? , half of Diagon Alley refused to pay taxes to the Ministry of Magic”?

Zhang Qi still had a smile on his face, but the threat in his words made Umbridge shudder.

"So, I think your class is worse than a pile of shit. I would like to inform you that I will not attend any class this semester."

Zhang Qi turned around very gracefully and continued to say to the stunned Slytherin students:

"Students, if you also think that she is an idiot and her lectures are worse than going to Hagrid's place to feed caterpillars and blast-ended snails, then leave first."

Zhang Qi glanced around at all the Slytherin students, then gently took Astoria's hand, and the two of them walked outside without looking back.

However, at this moment, the Slytherin area was not very peaceful.

Cold sweat began to break out on most of the students' faces, and a few already looked very embarrassed.

What Zhang Qi just said was deliberately told to them. It seemed to be a satire on the professor, but in fact it was to force them to take sides!

Draco also realized this. He originally wanted to stand up, but he remembered what Zhang Qi had just said to him.

"Damn! Does he want me to be an undercover agent?"

Although he didn't stand up, cold sweat still ran down Draco's face.

"Crash!"

A book flew out of the Slytherin area and hit Umbridge right in the face.

"Sorry, Professor, my hand slipped just now."

Daphne spread her hands very gracefully, and then walked out of the classroom very calmly.

After she walked out of the classroom, several Slytherin students also stood up and walked outside.

"You all failed the final exam"!

Umbridge stared at the students walking out with wide eyes, shouting at the top of her lungs but helplessly.

"That person has come back, are you sure you want to waste your time here?"

In the Ravenclaw area, Luna gently put on her schoolbag and said to her classmates in her still ethereal voice:

"The Ministry of Magic will never recognize reality."

Then, the fairy-like Ravenclaw schoolgirl completely ignored Umbridge, who was shaking with anger, and skipped out of the classroom.

"Ah, Miss Lovegood, I didn't expect you to follow me."

Zhang Qi, who was standing at the door taking down the faces of the Slytherin students one by one, looked at Luna and raised his eyebrows in surprise.

"Are you forcing them to take sides"?

Luna blinked and asked in that very ethereal voice.

"Yes, Miss Lovegood, so you should stay out of this."

Zhang Qi sighed, and then continued:

"Your father is indeed a pureblood, and so are you, but this disgusting toad doesn't dare to provoke us, but it may attack you."

"It doesn't matter. I can see her clearly. Her heart is like a harassing fly. It's been throbbing, but she is still weak."

Luna tilted her head, her voice still empty:

"All the harsh voices are just to cover up the panic inside."

"........."

After saying this, all the voices in the corridor, which were still a little crowded, suddenly stopped, and they stared at the Ravenclaw schoolgirl with an incredulous look.

These words are not something a student of this age can say at all!

It can only be said that Serev's extremely interesting little magazine had a profound impact on his daughter.

"I suddenly feel that you are actually smarter than others"...

After listening to Luna's statement, Zhang Qi nodded thoughtfully.

"Ravenclaw is named after wisdom, and we admire wisdom."

"Yes, wisdom is man's most precious wealth."

Zhang Qi murmured to himself.

"I'm glad you chose the right path, fellow Slytherins."

After a moment of silence, Zhang Qi turned to look at the students who had also walked out of the classroom.

"From a certain perspective, you have made the right choice, but from another perspective, it is stupid for you to openly oppose the Ministry of Magic."

"But what politicians need most is compromise. As long as you make your attitude clear, the idiot will naturally choose to compromise."

Zhang Qi glanced at everyone present with extremely peaceful eyes, but for some reason, all the students present felt inexplicably trembling.

"I remember your attitude. I am glad that you are on the right side. I will remember your decision at this time."

Zhang Qi bowed slightly politely, and then left the area very quickly.

"How's it going? How does it feel to give a clown a killing blow straight up?"

Zhang Qi asked Astoria with a smile while whistling.

"That's really nice, but aren't you afraid of her revenge"?

Astoria gently hugged Zhang Qi's left arm, and then blinked.

"Why should we be afraid? Fudge promised me before that he would throw this old woman to the Centaur Liaison Office and sit on the bench, but it is obvious that our minister has broken his promise. It has only been less than a year, so He has quickly forgotten his promise, Fudge is indeed a waste and stupid enough."

"As for irritating that old woman, I just find it interesting. After all, she can't compete with me in anything, whether it's from reason or human feelings. Provoking her to achieve the effect of watching a show can give us this The boring study life is more fun."

Zhang Qi shrugged his shoulders, with an indifferent expression on his face.

"Ah, I really want to see some people break their defenses. I really want to see some people become incompetent and furious. This feeling is really good."

Zhang Qi murmured to himself.

………………

Zhang Qi's example has achieved the desired results. In this short period of less than a week, Umbridge's class can almost be described as empty.

Under the premise that most students are getting sick spontaneously, the Weasley twins are making money, and according to reliable information, they will develop new products that are more reliable and the effects will be more realistic.

Everyone has been resentful of this pink toad for a long time. Ever since this lady unscrupulously broke into the halls of Hogwarts during Sirius's school year, she had left a very bad feeling on most students.

This is especially true for Harry who was attacked by dementors.

Due to the inertia of the world, Harry was still attacked during the summer vacation.

However, what is different from the original work is that this time Harry is covered with various small Chinese pendants kindly provided by Zhang Qi.

The unlucky Dementor was blown away on the spot, leaving only a little bit of soul sand left after the death of the black magic creature scattered on the ground.

Originally, Harry did not use magic, so naturally he did not have to undergo trial like the original trajectory.

However, the so-called assistant to the minister insisted on holding on to Harry, emphasizing that all the protective equipment on Harry were black magic items, and that the poor child who had just escaped from the dementors must be thrown into Azkaban and handed over to him. The dementors, who had not had their meal just now, continued to enjoy it.

Moreover, the trial process was carried out extremely quickly, and the criminal trial court was even used, and the trial location was changed just before Dumbledore arrived, in order to truly drive the savior into the abyss.

Fortunately, Dumbledore didn't trust the minister after last year's incident, so he happened to get up early and came to the Wizengamot, and Arthur Weasley, who worked in the Ministry of Magic, also secretly revealed something This prevented our poor little Harry from being thrown into Askaban to serve as a double-yolked egg box lunch.

Voldemort is a madman. He had a nose and charisma when he was young. He lost his nose in middle age, but he still has great strength.

Although he is a violent maniac and will be infamy for thousands of years, there is a high probability that the history of magic after the war must be closely connected with him.

Not to mention Dumbledore and Grindelwald, these two are truly strong men and both dare to practice.Although Grindelwald is a bit radical, we have to deny that he is also a great wizard.

Minister Fudge is very greedy and annoyingly stupid, but he has never done anything that carbon-based organisms cannot do.

But this Umbridge was the only one who had nothing to do with people.

As a teacher, I only know mechanical teaching and corporal punishment for anyone who objects.

As an official of the Ministry of Magic, this guy is nothing but a nodding translator in China.

Zhang Qi naturally has no good impression of such a person, and since he once tried to harm Astoria, this pink toad has already been on Zhang Qi's must-kill list!

The reason why there is no action at the moment is just because Umbridge currently has too much power. If she dies, it is likely to arouse others' suspicion, so she has to be allowed to live for a while longer.

Because of this messy Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching, a group of aspiring students had begun training on their own in the secret room on the eighth floor of the castle.

"Raise your wands higher"!

In the Room of Requirement on the eighth floor of the castle, Hermione said to her fellow trainers with a straight face.

When everyone heard these words, their bodies tensed up and they reflexively raised their wands.

"Very good, it seems our training is effective."

Harry sighed in relief.

Hermione had often skipped classes in Defense Against the Dark Arts classes in recent days, but unlike other students who wandered around, she had been holding the old booklet and reading something eagerly.

Harry had once expressed concern about the mental state of his good friend and girlfriend, but recently it seemed that Hermione had indeed gained a lot of incredible knowledge from that book.

In the original book, these little wizards who participated in DA training were able to coordinate very beautifully, and were able to quickly fight back against the powerful Death Eaters under extremely disadvantaged conditions. This already illustrates the strength of Hermione and Harry. strength.

However, in this timeline, Zhang Qi's booklet played a role that even Zhang Qi himself did not expect.

Hermione began to train wizards in coordination, obedience, and more rigorous training.

She even came up with the tactic of dividing every three wizards into a group, with two wizards responsible for the main output, and the remaining wizard performing follow-up shots to maintain the density of spells while his teammates replenish their magic power.

After mastering this tactic, Hermione asked each group of three to rush forward in an arrow shape and cross cover while working in groups of three.

This tactic effectively fills the problem of a single wizard firing spells that are scattered and cannot maximize their power, further improving the combat effectiveness of these children.

When Zhang Qi saw this tactic for the first time, he frowned and thought for a long time, with a strange expression on his face.

Hermione initially thought that Zhang Qi did not approve of this method, but when she humbly asked for advice, Zhang Qi expressed extreme praise for this method.

"You should be careful recently. Mr. Filch has already communicated with me. The pink toad may have recently asked for more rights from that waste. She will officially enter the castle as an investigator. That idiot even Gave her the right to draft the bill."

During another daily gathering, Zhang Qi appeared at the venue at some point and whispered to Hermione while the students were training.

"Okay, thank you for the reminder, we will pay attention."

"By the way, I want to ask you something."

Hermione suddenly slapped herself on the head.

"Uh, what happened"?

"Do you have any soothing potions there? Harry has been complaining recently that he has nightmares, in which he seems to be possessed by a monster and yells dirty words all day long."

Hermione sighed softly.

Harry's mental state was obviously not very good these past two days, and he even had dark circles under his eyes. She felt very distressed now.

"Well, the water of life and death"?

Zhang Qi took out a small bottle from his arms. The liquid inside was completely colorless and transparent.

"Heat a glass of milk before going to bed, and just drop a drop into it. Remember not to drop more, unless you directly want him to sleep through the whole day."

"thanks"!

Hermione took the small bottle and put it in her pocket, but the expression on Zhang Qi's face became thoughtful.

"The world really hasn't changed much?"

Zhang Qi murmured to himself.