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After Bank's words came out, a strange atmosphere once again filled the group.

These big guys looked at this sentence suspiciously, with extremely constipated expressions.

Because except for Bank's precedent, it is impossible for any terrorist to be so inconsistent and confusing, let alone such an interstellar thug.

The Avengers were all deceived by this "Bank". Although it was said that Bank's memory was stolen, this behavior still made them suspicious.

Because apart from Bank himself, it was really hard for them to think of anyone who could be so careless and out of tune.

Could it be that it's really Bank himself?

Everyone was shocked by this idea, but even though they knew that the possibility was too small, it still gave them a little hope.

Tony forced himself to calm down, covered his little heart that could not bear teasing, and typed suspiciously: "Bank, I actually hid a bomb in the Mark VI I gave you, I'm sorry."

Bank: "Oh."

The widowed sister didn't feel embarrassed at all, as if she had completely forgotten that she had just betrayed Bank for the sake of all mankind. She typed tentatively: "I really want what you said to be true."

Bank said speechlessly: "It turns out that what you just said was all false."

The widowed sister said calmly: "Yeah, it's fake."

Bank: ""

Tony typed again: "Bank, if it is really you, how did you escape the pursuit of the Chitauri army and can still contact us now?"

Bank: "Kill them all and no one will chase them. If we steal one of their starships, we can travel among the stars."

Dr. Banner: "Do they have such sophisticated communication equipment on their starship? How did you learn to use it?"

Bank: "They don't have this kind of equipment on their starships. I bought it from a galactic space merchant. I also used this thing to hack into my account and sell off the U.S. Treasury bonds I had saved for several years. If I don't throw it away, I will forget about the tens of thousands of dollars. Donating to the country is not my style."

As soon as Bank finished speaking, several capable people in the group immediately hacked into Bank's account and checked the transaction records.

The answer is exactly the same. Two months ago, the national bonds that Bank purchased that year were completely sold out.

Tony was the first to find the transaction records. He didn't care about Bank's prank at all and said excitedly: "Is it really you?"

The widowed sister was the second one to speak. Although she stood on the side of all mankind from a broad perspective, she could not conceal her extreme emotions from crying to overjoyed within this hour. All because of Bank.

The widowed sister bit her lips tightly, suppressed her emotions, and said, "Prove it to me."

Chairman Fury: "Bank, let us see you."

When Bank saw this, he sent a video of himself having fun in an alien bar and typed: "It's so lonely in the starry sky."

Therefore, everyone was shocked from ear to ear by this ten-second video, with extremely exciting expressions.

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We thought that even if you were still alive, you didn't know how much pain and loneliness you were enduring in that dead starry sky.

In the end, you can still play like this

As everyone watched the video, the beauties from the alien race rushed to surround Bank and move their hands up and down, and they felt a sense of being fucked.

You are much more excited than you are on Earth.

Tony immediately asked Jarvis to prove the authenticity of the video, and then tried to calm down his mood and typed with constipation: "That zebra-striped beauty is pretty good, can you give me her contact information?"

Bank: "You're not the first to say this to me, but I think the Avatar next to him is more interesting."

Director Fury immediately confirmed the authenticity of the video from the shocked backstage staff. He was silent for a long time before typing: "Although the possibility of fraud is not ruled out, I don't think aliens are so stupid. You think you can get something from us with just a video, so are there still so many civilizations in the universe?"

Bank: "There are more than you think. I have thousands of races under my command."

Hawkeye: "Your men"

Widow Sister: "What do you mean?"

Cap: "Leave me alone."

Bank: "Yes, I caused trouble in the universe. Now I am going to fight with a real overlord of the universe. His enemies are spread across hundreds of galaxies. Those people voluntarily follow me and I have a general named White Dwarf. , I want to tease her."

Tony: "You made me sick you know so bring me back some alien chicks."

Compared to Tony's superficial frivolity, several SHIELD people think too much.

After thinking for a while, Director Fury typed: "You mean you have a cosmic army under your command now?"

Widow Sister: "White Dwarf is your general"

Bank: "Yes."

As if he smelled something, Fury immediately typed with a solemn expression: "How much worse is this army compared to the Chitauri back then?"

Bank: "Back then, I was able to annihilate the Chitauri army by myself. Now I am even more powerful and have reached a state that is unimaginable to you, but this army can still kill me."

Everyone was suffocated, and their hearts began to surge.

If this army under Bank is more powerful than the Chitauri back then, does that mean that Bank has spread the name of the people on earth throughout the galaxy, and has even become a cosmic overlord?

But it has only been a few years, and everyone is in disbelief.

Coulson: "Bank, what happened in the past few years?"

Director Fury: "Since you have entered the universe before humans, do you know what the layout of the galaxy is now? Is the earth exposed to the eyes of coveters? What are the attitudes of aliens towards alien civilizations?"

Bank: "The earth has been exposed to the eyes of the coveted person. Several infinity stones have appeared on the earth, which was also promoted by a caring person. And I am now on my way to challenge this coveted person. I will wait until he comes to the earth. The trouble will be solved in advance."

The widowed sister's sense of smell was extremely sensitive. She frowned and typed: "Challenge, so you are not sure of defeating him."

Tony also realized at this time that he didn't want to know the news that his damaged friend had survived, and watched him go to another demise.

So Tony typed an admonishment: "Bank, you are already a legend. People on earth regard you as an epic legend, so come back. You have done enough."

Bank thought for a while and typed: "I just went to solve a hidden danger for the earth in advance. Even if I don't go to him, he will come to the earth to find you. There is no need to start the battle on our own planet." , I can try to kill him using the most obscene means."

Tony was still reluctant and said: "We are teammates. There is no need for you to bear all this alone. You always stand on the front line of life and death, guarding the gate for the people of Earth."

Bank laughed and typed: "Did I miss something? Why do you say that I am so upright? I just want to satisfy my adventurous spirit and save the world by the way. Oh, by the way, you call this seeking death." .”