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Dr. Banner was silent for a while and typed: "Bank, no matter what your original purpose was, we have never explored those, but the fact is that you saved everyone. Maybe you think this is insignificant, just a casual act of yours." , but that doesn’t stop you from being the pride of mankind, they are proud of you.”

Director Fury was obviously not concerned about this. He was eager to find out the status of Bank's cosmic army: "Bank, is that army absolutely loyal to you? Will you bring them back to Earth?" Can we borrow their technological level?”

Bank pursed his lips and said: "Director, you wanted to betray me just now. I said I don't want to talk to you for the time being."

Captain America smiled and typed: "Bank has a good temper."

Tony sneered and typed: "It's not that he has a good temper. He has different views from us, but I like him."

Fury didn't feel embarrassed at all and typed: "Natasha said what she just said was all false."

Bank: "So you are joking"

Fury: "Yes. So can you answer me? Are you still in the earth's camp? Or is your vision beyond the country, even beyond the racial restrictions, and you are beginning to look at the entire universe?"

Bank: "I don't know if my vision transcends the human race, but over the past few years, my criteria for choosing a mate have transcended racial restrictions."

Widow Sister: “Isn’t monogamy practiced in the universe?”

Tony was obviously unhappy with such a beautiful female agent with poisonous fangs, especially since she had just betrayed her best brother, and now she was hypocritically betraying him.

Tony pursed his lips and typed: "Monogamy is not your turn, Paige is still waiting at home."

Bank said speechlessly: "I have never followed the rules of the earth, and the same is true of nature in the universe, but their prison treatment is first-rate."

Hawkeye said in surprise: "You have been to the cosmic prison."

Captain America: "Although I know you can cause trouble, there are so many strong people in the universe that even you can catch them?"

Bank casually sent a piece of cosmic news about his escape from prison, and then typed: "The warden and prison guards attach great importance to human rights. I lived well there."

But just after he finished typing this sentence, Tony said suspiciously: "How do I read the scraps of this news? It said that you escaped from a prison with the highest death rate. The highest death rate can be regarded as a great emphasis on human rights."

Bank was surprised and typed: "This is not English, how can you understand it?"

Tony smiled and typed: "Jarvis, my good partner."

Bank was still surprised by Jarvis's decoding speed and typed: "So fast"

Tony said proudly: "It's so fast."

Captain America typed suspiciously and asked: "Then how did you escape from that prison where human rights are paramount?"

Bank: "Ah, that would be wonderful. At that time, there was no light from the sun and the moon, the sky was dark, the rivers were turning, and the stars were moving. My momentum was like a rainbow and a tiger, and the prison suddenly filled with fairy sounds, a strange fragrance, and mixed with tiger, leopard and thunder. Yin, you will never understand the romance of an interstellar thug facing an entire heavily fortified interstellar prison alone."

The widowed sister asked bluntly: "Then"

Tony was also very excited, as if he was at the scene at that time. He had already imagined in his mind the scene of Bank fighting the Chitauri alone, facing enemies across the starry sky alone.

But Bank's next words directly made him spit out a mouthful of old blood, but Tony burst out laughing in an instant. At this moment, he was extremely sure that this person must be Bank himself.

Bank said calmly: "Then I said open the door. I have something urgent and need to go out."

Everyone was stunned. Coulson typed with a constipated look: "Although I am watching you chat during working hours, and the director is here, I don't plan to take today's salary, so you Did you just come out like this?"

Bank: "Yes, it's not because their food is so bad that they only have one hot alien beauty as roommate."

Dr. Banner typed with a smile: "Although I don't know the views of aliens, I'm sure it's not as easy as you say."

Tony was more positive than everyone else. He typed with a tangled expression: "Does this prison still lack prisoners who are willing to invest in them?"

Bank really enjoyed this rare sense of comfort among teammates. He smiled and typed: "If you want to go, I will introduce you and give my name to the current prison boss. You can also use Huobaju without having to worry about it. , by the way, if you are sentenced to death, I recommend you choose Executioner No. 3. His knife is very sharp, but that guy is a gay and likes to collect the balls of handsome men. But don’t worry, he won’t do it if you are so ugly. Interesting to you."

Just after Bank clicked send, Curious Baby Colson's words popped up: "Don't you respect human rights? How could the food be so bad?"

Bank: "It's only about ten times better than abalone and Australian lobster. By the way, what I can't stand the most is that they don't provide dental floss. I can only give in to my little sickle."

Captain America: ""

Tony: "Their aesthetic has gone astray."

Widow sister: "Boring."

Dr. Banner made a smile and said: "You must be me, but this is the first time I have seen a prison that respects human rights. Is it even worthy of a beautiful woman with green skin?"

Bank smiled and chatted with them, and then he sent a photo of Gamora to Dr. Banner, and then said: "I found this for you, and you look like a couple."

Dr. Banner smiled like a Muggle and said: "I am unlikely to accept cross-racial love, but you can wait until I transform and give my contact information to the other me."

As a god-level agent, Hawkeye analyzed the specific information from Bank's words at a glance, and asked: "So you are the king in that prison, and even the warden dares not mess with you."

Bank was stunned for a moment, marveling at the magical logic of these agents, and typed: "It's okay, it's okay, it's all the brothers who give me face."

Eagle Eye smiled slightly and said, "Those who don't give me face are already dead."

Bank raised his eyebrows and said, "Why do you think I'm so cruel? I just punched their chins. By the way, there are some races of aliens in the universe whose reproductive organs are long. On the chin. Ever since I entered this prison, no alien of this race has dared to pass by me while I was eating."

Widow sister: "Vulgar."

Bank pursed his lips and was very dissatisfied with the widowed sister's behavior of trying to show off her presence. In addition, her behavior of betraying her bedmate just now made Bank very unhappy, so Bank said: "There are even more vulgar ones. I have unlocked many postures in the universe, do you want to try them?"

When everyone saw this, they very consciously kept silent. This was a matter between two men and women with a delicate relationship.

But the widowed sister's next words directly caused them to become extremely constipated or spurt out a mouthful of old blood.

The widowed sister said lightly: "That's good. You finally know more than just those two postures. Remember to bring back some souvenirs, the long-lasting kind."