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Tony: "Natasha, I respect you as a woman's man, but I really want to smell something in your words."

Cap: "Very unlike you."

Colson: "Well, fortunately, our group has gone through level nine encryption. You are the heroes of the nation. These words must not be exposed. I will clear the background later."

Bank: "Pornographic group, reported"

Widow sister: "You're scared"

Bank pursed his lips and typed: "I am still suitable to die alone."

Widow sister: "How soon will you be back?"

Bank: "Soon, soon."

Fury frowned and watched the children in the group messing around. After they had all exchanged pleasantries, he typed: "Now let's get down to business, don't avoid me. Is Earth still your first home in your heart?"

Bank was having a great time with Tony. He looked at this unexpected message with disgust, and then typed: "Probably so."

Before Fury could speak, the widowed sister said in a pretentious tone: "You should be undecided. Is this your position?"

Bank was speechless and said: "Why should I answer you? You two wanted to betray me just now. Do you think I am a victim?"

The widowed sister immediately shook her head and said: "I thought that the deepest part of you would not be what you show, but that you have your own unique principles in some aspects."

Bank: "Forget it, I really don't want to talk to you. Please shut up. One-eyed black evil, it's up to you to speak."

Fury sighed, and then said bluntly: "What are you going to do with your army? Can humans learn from their cutting-edge technology?"

Bank thought for a while, then without covering up his bad nature, said: "It's too early to ask these questions now, because this time we are going with the belief that the entire army will be annihilated, even if we die, even if we are shattered, Chengfan, we also need to get rid of that bully, ah, that’s a misnomer, it’s them, not us. Although I will fight to the death, but when nothing can be done, I will drag my broken body back to the earth. Yes, because that should be my last line of defense that I cannot retreat from. What a fucking middle schooler, that’s the end of this problem, next one.”

The widowed sister who was extremely active today seemed to smell something from the words again. She didn't care at all about Bank's words just now and frowned: "Does this mean that the enemy you are facing this time is unprecedentedly powerful?"

Tony also worried: "If the army is destroyed, are you sure you can escape?"

Bank smiled casually and said: "There are no absolutes in the world, it's just death. It's no big deal, but I will still try my best to come back. After all, I have tens of thousands of dollars of private money hidden in the basement, waiting for me to go back. .”

The widowed sister was silent for a while, then said: "Are you just waiting for your return with those tens of thousands of dollars?"

Bank pursed his lips and said: "I told you to shut up, why do you still talk so much? By the way, I am the leader of the group and I can't stop you from talking."

As soon as Bank finished speaking, a transparent notification box popped up in the chat group.

Natasha has been banned by the group leader for ten years

Bank felt that the world was finally peaceful, so he typed: "Is there anything else to say? Someone asked me to have lunch. If not, I'll see you next year."

Widow sister: "Answer me, apart from Peggy, is there no one on earth that you are attached to?"

Bank was surprised for a moment, but he knew the hacker level of this god-level agent, so he said helplessly: "Are you bothered? I have my dog. Let's get down to business. I'll go eat after that." ”

The widowed sister said this several times when she saw Bank. Even though she had an unspeakable feeling for Bank, she was as cold and arrogant as Natasha, so naturally she would not continue to pester her. She directly logged off without saying a word. Stop paying attention to things in the group.

Except for Fury and Hawkeye, everyone felt that the atmosphere was a bit awkward.

Captain America said complicatedly: "What do you think about this, Bank?"

Tony was happy to see it, because he really didn't want to see the widowed sister and Bank get together. He typed: "Home run, hollow into the basket, one shot to clear out Bank."

Right now I mean, well done

Bank did not answer them, but waited for Fury's questions.

After a while, Fury asked again: "You said before that the earth is also among the bully's goals, so you went to defeat him in advance, right?"

Bank: "Partly because of that, partly because of the adventurous spirit."

Everyone did not expose him this time and laughed at his adventurous spirit. It was just his own death-seeking gene.

Because regardless of the purpose, the established fact that he cleared the earth of hidden dangers in advance and stopped the war outside the earth is enough to be respected by everyone.

Sometimes people would wonder helplessly and jokingly, how could such a mentally retarded person become the number one idol of mankind and gain the respect of the entire planet?

But no matter how they joked about it, it still happened.

Bank is the pride of the earth, not only because of his outstanding fighting power.

It's even more because even if his purpose is impure, even if he doesn't think about doing anything for the earth at all, in everyone's eyes, he has already done enough.

He did hold the gates for the people of Earth, and he did save billions of people around the world.

So no matter how bad he is, this is enough for many people to respect him.

But one thing that makes people feel embarrassed, and maybe mixed with a hint of envy, is that this guy is so heartless, as if he doesn't care at all whether others praise or belittle him, spurn him or worship him, and he has no idol baggage at all. And figuratively, I still go my own way.

It's like he doesn't need the respect of others at all and just does what he wants to do, whether it's right or wrong.

However, this kind of personality that is completely transcendent of other people's opinions and worldly perspectives is his personal charm, which even makes people want to imitate and follow him.

But they can't, because they either cannot or dare not do this because of their responsibilities, worldly perspectives, and the normal views they have received since childhood.

This is the charming point of Bank. Even though this point is fucked up, somehow, this girl has indeed become his indispensable partner and the pride of the earth.

When Fury saw Bank say this, he temporarily suppressed his desire to get more things from Bank for mankind.

Fury just sighed and said: "Bank, come back as soon as possible. I owe you several years of salary and a bonus for saving the world. Come back and collect it as soon as possible."

Tony was no longer excited this time. He still said slyly: "If you die, I will really dance in front of your grave. Also, there are many guys who want to cuckold you now. Jarvis will search Here we are, dozens of stories about me and the woman who was the gatekeeper. Do you want me to send them to you?"

Bank was surprised and said: "You know what the cuckold means and who is the gatekeeper?"

Captain America smiled lightly and said, "It's Paige. Everyone knows it. She is your live-in girlfriend, so you don't have to do it for us. You just have to come back as soon as possible for Paige."

Dr. Banner shook his head and said: "Let us continue to cheer for you instead of mourning, otherwise I will be very angry."

Bank smiled and said: "I will come back. I will become the most powerful person in the universe and declare that I am the one who takes care of this galaxy. Goodbye to you."

After saying that, Bank went offline directly and threw away the communication device.

However, he did not feel sad about the spring and autumn, and complained about illness. Instead, he didn't think much about anything and just went to eat.

For him, who has always been willing to die, living is a gift, and the so-called emotional bond finally makes him feel that this is a condiment other than a gift.

It is still full of color, fragrance, sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty, and the taste is weird, but it has a special feeling.

Do I have friends too?

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It must be an illusion.