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The atmosphere at the scene was very fanatical. I saw that Bank was really like the legend. He was completely different from other superheroes. He did not fail to blend into the atmosphere because of the so-called different levels. On the contrary, he seemed very different in some aspects. of low level.

Therefore, the young men and women in the square were very relaxed, making all kinds of jokes with him and telling all kinds of vulgar jokes.

Surrounded by everyone, Bank drank beer and told everyone about his experience in the starry sky, which caused everyone to cheer and laugh.

"I was in an alien prison at that time. Yes, I was captured. Can you believe that in that prison, it was a bit like the earth, that is, newcomers had to sacrifice their butts, and in that prison they could kill people, as long as If you are not strong enough, you can only become the target of others' ravage. The atmosphere at that time was really passionate, and two bosses even had a fight over me." Bank teased a little girl while drinking beer. Acted as a storyteller for everyone.

"and after"

"How do you do it"

"Don't always tell half the story, Lanlost."

The little girl who was so amused by Bank that her hormones almost overflowed, lit a cigarette for Bank, and then Bank continued:

"Then they all became my shoe carriers. There was one prisoner who had his balls on his chin, like this."

Having said this, Bank made fists with both hands and placed them on his chin, which caused the group of young men and women to laugh. Bank also laughed, and then continued:

"He once passed by when I was eating. Do you know what I said? I said that if you let me see you next time when I am eating, I will blow your jaw."

Although they were talking about very low-level things, because of Bank's identity and different experiences, everyone listened with gusto and laughed. But at this time, Bank's cell phone suddenly rang, but Bank seemed not to Hearing the same thing, he continued drinking and joking with everyone.

But there were many people at the scene, very curious about who called, and they all said:

"Your phone is ringing Lanlost, let's see who the big shot is."

"Maybe it's Iron Man, haha."

"I guess it's the Black Widow. By the way, it's said that you had an affair with her. Is that true?"

Bank took out his mobile phone and said to the man with a frown: "Of course not. The Black Widow is pure and pure. She never lets men touch her. Where did you hear the gossip? Don't talk nonsense in the future."

"But we hear she's like every superhero"

Bank pointed at him and said, "Be careful, I'll blow your jaw off. You know what I'm talking about, right?"

The punk young man immediately covered his crotch and said: "I understand, Black Widow is not like what is said outside. Please answer the phone quickly."

Bank then looked at his mobile phone. His mobile phone had two cards. One of them only had Avengers and Blood Tribes, with only twenty or thirty phone calls, while the other card had numbers that many big names and superstars had. .

The ringtones of the two cards are also different, and he usually never answers calls from this card, so when Bank heard the ringtone just now, he chose to ignore it.

"Wow~ It's actually Serena. Is it the Serena you gave her the autograph?"

"Where's Elvis? Your sister called~"

"Aren't you going to beat Lanlost? Where did you go?"

After seeing the name of the caller on Bank's mobile phone, these fanatical young people immediately started joking and yelling.

Bank pursed his lips and chose to answer. However, he did not turn on the speakerphone as expected from Jiu Mengzi. Instead, he motioned for everyone to stop talking and pause the music.

"Hey, what's going on?" Bank said into the phone.

"Master, my brother just now," Serena said intermittently on the other end of the phone.

Bank said into the phone: "What's wrong with your brother?"

Serena said cautiously: "He told me that I regret his behavior to you, and that he is not my biological brother. You know me. I am only loyal to you and driven by you. I hope you don't Take your anger out on me"

Bank didn't care about anything with her brother Laoshizi. If the people around him hadn't been making noises, how could he still remember this matter.

So when he heard Serena being so cautious, he looked very embarrassed and said, "Okay, if there's nothing else, just tell everyone a joke. Everyone likes you, right?"

Bank asked loudly to everyone. Upon hearing this, the group of fanatical young people screamed and shouted:

"Selena, my sister adores you, my dad adores you, and I adore you too~"

"I have listened to each of your songs a thousand times. When will you release a new album?"

"Lanlost asked you to tell us a joke. Say hello to us~"

Bank looked at the excited crowd and smiled, and then said to the phone: "I'm on speakerphone."

With that said, Bank turned on the hands-free button on the phone. This was also a reminder to Serena not to say anything else, if she still cares about her reputation.

Serena over there also knew that there were so many people around Bank, but when she heard Bank say that he was on speakerphone, her tone changed instantly and said:

"Hello my fans, I am your Serena~"

Listening to the crowd cheering on the other end of the phone, Serena smiled and continued: "I guess the atmosphere at the scene must be very exciting. Thank you for your continued support. If I hadn't been in New York anymore, I would definitely be with Lanlost." Let’s take control of tonight’s nightlife together.”

After the cheers on the other end had subsided, Serena smiled again and said: "Go home early, you all have Lanlost tonight, will you still be your mother's good baby?"

"Since the gatekeeper asked me to tell a joke, let me tell you one day when I went out to buy water with my hood on. The owner of the store was a Mexican. I picked up a two-dollar bottle of drink and asked How much did it cost? He said four dollars without even looking at me. I was very confused at the time. I said the suggested retail price on this was not two dollars. But guess what he answered me? He said he didn’t accept the suggestion."

"Wow~ Are Mexicans so outrageous? Hahaha, but it's so damn funny. Did this really happen? Serena?"

"Hahaha, I guess if you show your face, he can ask you for four hundred dollars."

Seeing this group of fanatical young people laughing, Bank also laughed together, then turned off the speakerphone, put the phone to his ear, and said, "Okay, I'll hang up."

Serena on the other end heard that the noise had become quieter, and knew that Bank had turned off the speakerphone, and quickly said: "Wait a minute, Master, something about my brother is really serious."

"pat~"

But Bankri ignored him, hung up the phone, raised his beer again, and started laughing and telling vulgar stories with everyone.

Serena, who was in her California villa, was hung up on so ruthlessly and was stunned in place.

After a long time, Serena threw the phone to the ground with a look of resentment and said: "Elvis, don't you think you can mess with Lanlost? You bastard, scum, Shet."

Yes, even though she was teased by Bank like this, hung up on the phone and ordered to tell jokes, Serena still didn't have the courage to blame Bank, and instead put all her grievances on her cousin.

Because in her heart, no one or any creature could question the unparalleled power of Bank, the master she had believed in for nearly ten years.

Even in Serena's heart, although Bank didn't really acknowledge her as a slave, from the day she called Bank master, she, including her soul, had really crawled under the name Lanlost.

Serena, who had become Bank's slave through self-hypnosis, resented herself on the sofa for a long time before she picked up the cell phone on the floor.

Seeing that the phone was still usable, she dialed a phone number with a morbid expression. She wanted to punish the person who slandered her master.

In nearly ten years of serving the devil, Serena has become accustomed to worshiping that kind of ghostly power. Since Bank did not refute when she called him master, Serena just wants to prove herself. Loyal to his faith until he actually acknowledges himself and, like Mephisto, makes gifts to her.

One day he will see my pious soul