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The news that Bank drove the Batmobile through Mount George made headlines the next day.

Because Iron Man went there last time, George Shan was already known to countless people. This time with the addition of a gatekeeper, everyone in that place became aware of it.

Countless curious people want to see what Mount George, which has been dubbed the holy land of drag racing, looks like, and which star players the Batmobile driven by Bank is competing against.

Through this, Bank's Batmobile has become widely known to the world. Now some people suddenly realize that the cool Batmobile they saw on the street before belongs to Banklan Lost. A car.

But now people don't call it the Batmobile, but borrow the name from the George Hill drag racing party and call it the crazy ceramic.

What made Bank dumbfounded the most was that the next day, he was ridiculed and reported on the traffic police websites of several states in the United States, which listed several information about him speeding and violating traffic rules.

And the traffic police also said that everyone must not learn from the gatekeepers. That is an absolutely wrong negative example. The following is the ticket we dealt with him in accordance with the law. No one can escape the sanctions of the New York Traffic Police.

This long article ridiculed and criticized, and also included a cool photo of a Manhattan traffic policeman.

It's just that the amulet worn on the chest of the security captain, a specialty of Lanlost's shop, stole the spotlight with its power, and people ridiculed:

"I don't listen, I don't listen, you must be with him hahahaha."

"Captain of the Traffic Police, you have exposed your front. You must be a spy inserted by Bank. Manhattan Traffic Police, you should be careful."

"I want to ask, if you violate the traffic rules so many times, shouldn't your driver's license be revoked? It's unfair. It's unfair in our country."

In response to these overwhelming ridicules, the official website of the Manhattan Traffic Police did not respond. However, the traffic police captain, who was dubbed "the worst spy in history" by American netizens, responded to everyone in his own name on YouTube.

He said: "Well, wasn't I scared? Do you know how much of a jerk the gatekeeper was back then? He not only gave us the middle finger, but also said swear words and even drove drunk. I couldn't hold it back and beat him. A meal?"

However, his words caused outrage among American netizens, saying:

"Tell me again who you beat."

"I'm afraid you haven't sobered up~~~"

"Hahaha, the biggest scandal in the history of the Avengers. The gatekeeper was defeated at the hands of a mysterious traffic policeman. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morals?"

"I like your big words and have followed you. You are the new generation of internet celebrity."

"The Manhattan Traffic Police, a mysterious organization that silently guards the earth"

But just when everyone was laughing and joking about it, they were surprised to find that the official website of the Avengers actually issued an official response.

But it was not what people thought. He was not scolding the traffic police captain for spreading rumors, nor was he clarifying for Banklanlost. Instead, he was interacting with the traffic police. The gatekeeper himself posted a long article:

"The traffic captain's fist is so powerful and heavy that it is beyond the reach of my generation. After many years, I still remember the days when I was dominated by his fist. It was a dark history that is difficult to erase. I, Banklanlost, After provoking the Manhattan traffic police, he was suppressed by a traffic police captain who suddenly emerged. So car owners in Manhattan and even the world, please be careful. Don’t be like the jerk Lanlost. Follow the traffic rules and drive carefully, otherwise you will be punished. It may not just be an ordinary traffic policeman, but also a powerful person who can press me to the ground and rub me. Remember, for your personal safety, as well as your wife and husband’s future ownership rights, Qian Don’t learn from a negative example like me.”

At the bottom of the long article, there was also a photo of Bank with a bruised nose and face when he was beaten, and a picture of the traffic police captain was even posted on his back.

In the picture, Bank is looking aggrieved, but behind him, the traffic police captain wearing sunglasses has a look of dignity and justice.

Although they have long heard about Bank's informality, netizens all over the world still exploded after reading this long article.

Many of them originally questioned Bank's driving attitude, but when they saw that even the gatekeeper was making such a fool of himself, their feelings turned into laughter and ridicule:

"Oh my god, what did I see? A powerful man is hiding next to us. He even dares to beat up the gatekeeper. What else can't be done? Attention, Manhattan car residents, be sure not to drive illegally~ ~”

"One person guards the starry sky gate, the Milky Way sings the gatekeeper, Bank is driving on the road, and the traffic police stops him but has no choice but to ignore him without rhyming. It makes me laugh to death, hahahahaha."

"Since ancient times, there have been masters among the people, but finding a master is so ridiculous that even the gatekeepers can't do anything about it."

The traffic police captain was flattered that Banke specially posted a self-deprecating post to interact with him. So after looking at his Twitter and YouTube, many people came to "pay their respects" to the powerful ghosts and gods, and after touching the traffic police captain's head in a teasing message, He immediately posted again explaining:

"Don't make fun of me. After I found out he was the gatekeeper, I was so scared that I couldn't sleep for three days. But fortunately, what we have is a real superhero. He can only use his fists and long hair. The spear is aimed at the unruly people in the world, I think this is one of the reasons why he is respected."

"Also, since Lanlost has already disgraced himself, I have nothing to do with reporting my family status. Although he not only drove drunk, but also gave us the middle finger and said dirty words, my behavior is absolutely wrong. I hope Attention law enforcement agencies, don’t learn from me, after all, you don’t have my ghost power.”

"Furthermore, after that incident, I was kept on duty for inspection and the whole department was notified. I think whether it is a gatekeeper or anyone else, they should abide by traffic rules and not do other things that are not allowed by law because of their temper. , after all, you may not have it. You must not be as lucky as me. What you encounter may not be the gatekeeper, but maybe the Hulk."

This comment made countless people laugh. The traffic police captain’s personal Twitter and YouTube account followers also increased steadily. In the jealous eyes of those big Internet celebrities, the number of followers of the traffic police captain even exceeded that of some small-time celebrities. star.

A new generation of Internet celebrities is being born.

What everyone didn't expect was that Bank actually responded to this matter again. This time he not only posted a message on the official Avengers website, but also organized Iron Man and the Hulk. Captain America, Black Widow and others conducted a morning-long publicity campaign at the Bank Theme Plaza in Manhattan, adhering to traffic rules and not letting drunk driving be the culprit for your wife.

In the afternoon, these superheroes appeared collectively in three orphanages and in the wards of several critically ill children, fulfilling their dream of becoming a superhero.

Not only did the heroes take photos with the little guys, but they also offered their own weapons for them to play with. The black scythe, which was unbanned by Bank and made temporarily accessible to everyone, made the little guys flock to it.

When Bank took a photo with them and said that he usually picks his teeth with a black sickle, the little ones burst into laughter.

After a fulfilling day, Bank issued a clarification on the Avengers official website for the last time:

"Explain what you are asking about, why my driver's license has not been revoked: Well, actually my driver's license has been revoked a long time ago, but police cars and fire trucks have the authority to violate traffic rules. My driving authority is personally authorized by S.H.I.E.L.D. Granted.”

"In fact, I have fulfilled the responsibilities of this privilege. When I was driving this car, or perhaps when I was on a mission, I knocked off the rearview mirror of some drivers, but in the end I was compensated, and I have never been It has hurt no one, and I have driven it to save the world several times.”

"As for other times, hey, then you just think that I am using my power for personal gain. Trust my skills. So if you see my angry ceramics on the road and violate the traffic rules, then I will either save the world or participate in A gathering of beauties”

"Finally, don't imitate me. I am a negative example."

After this self-deprecation, people once again had a new understanding of Bank's character, and not only did Bank's fans not lose, but they increased.

Perhaps everyone has a deep-rooted recognition of superstars who never put on airs and don't mind admitting their shortcomings frankly to everyone.

After all, there are so many celebrities showing off and acting big these days, but there is only one gatekeeper who has not only saved billions of people around the world several times, but also has no airs of being a big shot.

As a result, netizens all over the world left arrogant messages:

"Then I forgive you~~"

"I have never been star-chasing, nor do I look down on celebrities. They also have to poop and pee. But after all, you have saved the lives of my whole family, so I will do as you wish. As long as you don't destroy the world, I won't I will spray you, thank you."

"It's unfair, why do you have so many parties with beautiful women, but I can only have a clique in the villa?"

“Idiot upstairs”

"The upstairs above is here to attract hatred."