I'm Not Interested In The Pirate

While Egwene was lying in the holy land of Mary Joa training a few children, the whole sea was in uproar because of Egwene's defeat of the golden lion Shiji...

"Dad!"

"Dad!"

"There's big news!"

Marco, who has a pineapple haircut and is already three years old, has become the captain of the Whitebeard Pirates [-]st team, and he walks with great momentum.

"Kulala la la la..." A man who was more than six meters tall and looked like a little giant let out a handsome laugh when he heard this.

The man is as powerful as the sea. A look in his eyes can make people all over the world fear him. He is known as the strongest man in the world. He once competed with the Pirate King Gol D. Roger. The monster among monsters is also known as White. Beard, Edward Newgate! ! !

"What is the news!?" Edward Newgate sat on his huge throne and asked, "Tell me about it."

"Dad, do you remember that kid on Roger's ship who learned everything very quickly!?" Marco asked Whitebeard.

"Ah... I have a vague impression that he is one of the three brats on Roger's ship, right!?" Edward Newgate nodded gently, "One has red hair, one has a red nose, and one is full of evil. He once went there Our wine barrels were filled with ingredients, which caused diarrhea on the whole ship for three days."

Generally, after Roger's pirate ship and Whitebeard's pirate ship meet, they will first fight symbolically for a few days, and then rob each other's ships. In simple terms, they exchange supplies!

However, this brat Egwene doesn't have martial ethics. When others were fighting, he sneaked away and spiked all the wine on his own ship. When the Whitebeard Pirates took the wine from Roger's ship, he took it to his own ship and started drinking. When , they all fell into the trap...so much so that if you ask the crew of the Whitebeard Pirates who they hate the most, it must be our Lord Ewen.

"Yes, yes!" Marco nodded, "That's the brat who's full of bad intentions."

"That bastard!" Whitebeard's expression changed when he heard this, and he picked up the wine barrel beside him, saying, "Tons, tons, tons, tons..."

"Ha~" Whitebeard asked Marco after drinking half the bucket in one breath, "What did that bastard brat do!?"

"He seems to have joined the navy." Marco said, his expression became serious, "And he defeated the golden lion Shiji! He captured Shiji back to prison."

"..." Whitebeard Edward Newgate heard this and was silent for a while, then continued to drink heavily, "That idiot Shiji! I said he will be arrested sooner or later... tons, tons, tons, tons... no need No matter what, this matter has nothing to do with us. If that brat challenges me by overestimating his abilities, I will tell you the difference in strength!"

"I'm not worried about that." Marco shrugged. He looked at the 55-year-old blond father in front of him who was in his prime. There was no trace of worry in his eyes. Marco knew very clearly that in front of him, The white beard is given as a gift no matter who comes. It has no meaning. The strongest man in the world is not made by blowing it, but by punching it...

"I just wonder why that Ewen, a remnant of Pirate King Roger, went to be a navy..." Marco was confused, "Although that guy is indeed insidious, I have to say that he is actually a very thoughtful person. Man, I don’t think he’s going to join that incompetent navy.”

"Join the Navy!?" Whitebeard heard this, raised his head slightly, looked at the clear sky, and his thoughts drifted to the distance. He still remembered 21 years ago, when Rocks and him invaded the Holy Land and God's Island. Seeing the brown-haired child nestled in the swaddling clothes, he was so cute. He remembered that in order to protect the child from harm, he carefully hid the child, planning to wait until the battle was over, then he would take the child out of Locks. The pirates went to realize their dreams, but... when the battle was over... he saw helplessly that the child was taken away by that bastard Roger, tmd... that should be my son! ! !

Whitebeard felt a little tight in his chest. He poured a few more mouthfuls of wine into his mouth, then shook his head and taught: "From the moment the Roger Pirates were disbanded, Roger's crew was free. There is no such thing as a remnant, so that bastard Ewen can go wherever he wants, and no one can stop him, including me... If one day I follow in the footsteps of that bastard Roger, you will also be free. Yes, this sea is very big, this sky is very broad, and there are many places you can go.”

"Hahaha..." Marco chuckled after hearing Whitebeard's words, "Dad, you are joking, we will always be by your side."

"It's worthless!" Whitebeard felt warm in his heart, but he still criticized, "Children will always grow up and leave their father..."

After Whitebeard finished speaking, he continued to drink heavily... Although Marco didn't say anything, he remembered everything Whitebeard said to him today.

Wano Country, Dragon Island, also known as Ghost Island...

"Oh, oh, oh, oh..." The whole body is covered with muscles that are stronger than steel bars, and the long black hair is flying in the wind. The men exuding a sense of oppression are the three men who are now dominating the new world. One of the emperors of the sea is called Kaido the Beast! !

"That brat Ewen can do it!" Kaido seemed very excited after hearing the report from his subordinates, "Obviously he is just a 20-year-old kid, but he did a really good job. He actually defeated that bad old man from the Golden Lion, oh Hey, hey...not bad! Not bad!"

"It's a pity..." Kaido's expression changed as he said it. It seemed a little strange. Big tears flowed from his eyes. "It's a pity! I couldn't participate in the war! I'm so unwilling! Asshole Golden Lion, how did you change? You are so weak!!! You were actually defeated by that brat Ewen, you should have died in my hands!!"

Just when everyone thought Kaido would cry because he heard the news that his former companion was captured, it turned out that he was extremely sad because the golden lion could not die in his hands...

"Call the World Government." Kaido ordered Jhin beside him, "I want to announce two things..."

"You said..." Jhin, the most loyal man to Kaido in the whole pirate group, nodded gently. No matter what Kaido did, he would stand by Kaido's side, "I will contact the World Government now."

"Two things. The first thing is to speed up the marriage between Yamato and Egwene." Kaido said coldly, "As for the second thing, tell them that I am going to attack the deep sea prison!!!"

"Uh..." Jhin was stunned for a moment, but still nodded gently, "I understand, I'll inform you right away."

"Yeah!" After hearing Jhin's words, Kaido nodded, picked up the barrel and drank heavily, but there was a glimmer of light in his eyes, everything was under his calculation.

Kaido asked Yamato to contact Ewen in order to strengthen the connection between Kaido Pirates and the World Government. Kaido asked Jhin to inform the World Government that he was going to attack the Deep Sea Prison in order for the World Government to prepare in advance and put him in the new The world will stop him... This way he doesn't have to be in the heart of the naval power and put himself in danger, but he can also gain a reputation and let people all over the world know that in this world, it's a one-on-one battle.Who is the most awesome!He plans to pass Kaido!

On the other side, one of the New World Sea Emperors, Charlotte Lingling, also received the information!Not only did she learn that Egwene had defeated the Golden Lion, but she also learned that Kaido, a bastard, planned to marry Egwene and use the power of the World Government to overwhelm her and Whitebeard in one fell swoop and become the most powerful person in the new world. Information about powerful forces... but this is the only thing she won't allow!

"That brat Ewen! And that brat Kaido! Do you think I will let you succeed?!" Charlotte Lingling crossed her long legs and sat on her throne with sharp eyes, ( At this moment, Charlotte Lingling’s figure has not yet gained weight to the extent that she will later) “I will never let you, Kaido, become the Pirate King!!”

"Mom!" Candy Minister Perospero listened to his mother's words and asked, "How do we stop Kaido!?"

"mama~mama~" Charlotte Lingling chuckled loudly, "Mom, I have my own way. Since that bastard Kaido gave away his only daughter, I will also give my daughter away. Anyway, mom, I only have more daughters!”

"Really!? Mom!" Perospero heard this and agreed with both hands, "Mom, you are really a genius! You are so smart, son, I am really ashamed of myself!"

"mama~mama~" Charlotte Lingling smiled excitedly, "I am so smart!"

San Marie Gioia...

In Yiwen's palace, apart from a few imps who were constantly training, there were two telephone bugs in front of him that were constantly screaming.

"Bulu Buru Bulu... Bulu Bulu..."

Among the two phone bugs, one of them has a long beard, ferocious eyes, and the majestic momentum he inadvertently releases, like a giant dragon!

"Blu blu blu..."

Another phone bug was wearing pink fairy-tale style clothes, but her eyes were more sinister than the phone bug beside her, just like a scary female devil in a children's fairy tale.

"How did these two living treasures know my home phone number!?" Yiwen looked at the two vicious phone bugs in front of him and felt that his head was about to explode. Even if he didn't answer the call, he knew that these two phone bugs were that Two of them...

"Answer it!" Ewen thought for a while and finally answered the phone bug. The first thing Ewen answered was the phone bug with a beard floating next to his nose. "Hello!? Brother, who are you looking for!?"

"I'm with you..." The phone bug imitated someone, "Yiwen, I heard that you abducted my daughter!?"

"That's wrong!" Yiwen shook her head, "Can you use a crutch to deal with pirates!? I stole it based on my ability! Don't even think about asking me to give it back!"

"Oh, hey, hey..." the phone bug chuckled, "I don't want to let you come back, but I won't let you go easily! In this way, you can get married! How about it?!"

Yiwen was stunned for a moment and felt happy in her heart. This relationship is good. If you want to say that, then I won't be polite! ?This is my father-in-law's call...

"Then you will compensate me with a hundred warships, and I will let you go!" Before Yiwen could say more, a voice continued to ring on the phone.

"One hundred ships!?" Yiwen was furious, "Why don't you go and grab it!"

"It's okay if you can't pay it!" The man opposite the phone didn't seem to have any plans to exchange for a hundred warships. "Yiwen, come to the country of Wan and join forces with me! Yiwen! If you and I join forces, we will definitely be able to wish you a happy life. I’m reaching the top!”

"I don't allow it!" Before Ewen could say anything else, Hancock had already snatched away the phone, "I don't know who you are, please listen to me, Ewen has been booked by my concubine! "

"Ha!?" The being in the phone bug flashed a hint of displeasure upon hearing this, "When I was talking to Yiwen, who gave you the courage to interrupt!?"

"Asshole, dad!" Just when the anger of the being in the phone bug rose, Yamato picked up the phone bug, "I have already gone to sea! I want to become Kozuki Oden, and then go to Wano Country to kill you! You give me I’ll wait!”

Yamato finished yelling at the phone bug and hung up the phone.

Yiwen looked at the hung up phone with a calm expression, and answered another caller...

"mama~mama~" The phone bug let out a creepy laugh, "Yiwen, kid! It's been a long time no see~"

"Ah, this..." Yiwen really couldn't understand. He could understand Kaido calling him, but he couldn't understand the purpose of Charlotte Lingling calling him. "I don't know if it's okay for you to find this boy." ah!?"

"Ewen, I have a daughter..."

Yiwen suddenly understood when she heard this. Emotions are here to promote her daughter. The great monk can do it, but forget about your Charlotte Lingling's daughter!He Yiwen Chou refused...

"Cough cough cough..." Yiwen coughed lightly, "There are already a lot of women here. If you try to push them towards me, I won't be able to bear it!"

"mama~mama~" Charlotte Lingling sneered, "Ewen, do you look down on me? Don't think that I don't know that you abducted Kaido's daughter... If you don't accept my daughter, that's fine too. , you return Kaido’s daughter, if I let my mother know that you have formed an alliance with that boy Kaido, I will never let you go!”

"I just want to live a peaceful life..." Yiwen took out a cigarette and started puffing silently, "As a result, the Five Old Stars, the Navy Associate Admiral, and the Sea Emperor all targeted me one after another... …I’m also very helpless!”

Just as Ewen was thinking about how to answer, Kaido's phone rang again...

"Bulu, Bulu, Bulu..." There was a noise.

Yiwen frowned as she looked at the phone bug, and the next second, her eyes lit up, and she answered Kaido's call in front of Charlotte Lingling Phone Bug.

"Boy Ewen..."

"Yi Wen, I advise you not to drink the toast and eat as a penalty..."

Kaido's phone bug and Charlotte Lingling's phone bug rang at the same time...

"This voice is! An old crazy woman?!"

"This voice is! Kaido, you bastard?!"

For a moment, both Kaido and Charlotte Lingling seemed to have found a new target. The two started to curse Kaido over the phone... They had been scolding Kaido since the Rocks period, scolding the children, scolding the crew, all kinds of scoldings...

Yiwen looked at the two scolding phone bugs and covered them with a soundproof cover. Then she shook her head and left in a wheelchair...