I'm Not Interested In The Pirate

three days later...

In the waters of the new world, two parties, with hundreds of warships, lined up in a row on the vast sea, confronting each other. The leaders of these two parties were none other than Kaido, known as the Hundred Beasts, and BIGMOM Charlotte· Lingling, they both have the same title, Emperor of the Sea!

That is the title that stands at the pinnacle of countless pirates and is closest to the Pirate King. It means that they are like emperors, dominating the entire sea of ​​the new world!

But at this moment, the two emperors were actually facing each other tit for tat. The terrifying momentum exuded between them collided fiercely, intimidating the entire sea and causing countless strong men to bow their heads.

"Lingling, you slutty old bitch, you insist on competing with me for Ewen?! Do you have the strength? You!?" The sky darkened as Kaido spoke, and there was faint thunder in the sky and earth echoing Kaido's words, and for a moment, he was powerful. Infinity, "Let me ask you, do you have this strength?!"

"Kaido, you are a shameless thing!" Charlotte Lingling said without politeness, "I should have slapped you in the face and put you on the boat! Without me, you can still stand here, like this You can talk to me with confidence?! Damn it!"

"No, no, no... I will kill you today!" Kaido glared at Charlotte Lingling, "I will kill you if I say so."

"Mama~mama~" Charlotte Lingling laughed when she heard this, "I'm afraid you don't have this ability, kid!"

For a moment, the momentum between Kaido and Charlotte Lingling collided with each other, and their endless power set off waves of air on the sea...

The reason why the two faced each other here was because they called Yiwen at the same time to seek alliance. It happened that the two people called at the same time, and Yiwen made a mistake and answered the phone at the same time. .

As soon as the two heard each other's voice, it was okay. They started scolding each other from beginning to end, from day to night. They scolded each other for three days and three nights, and then the scolding was still not enough. In the end, the two scolded each other. I was so anxious that I decided to meet for a fight!

The reason why the Sea Emperor is the Sea Emperor is not because of anything else, but because they are simply full of energy and have no place to vent. After finally finding an outlet to vent, they will naturally not let it go...

Kaido roared angrily, with a cloud of angry flames at his feet, soaring into the clouds and mist, holding a mace in his hand, and rushed towards Charlotte Lingling.

"Mama~mama~" Charlotte Lingling laughed, thunderclouds rolled under her feet. It was the highest-level Homitz named Zeus. Charlotte Lingling stepped on Zeus with her feet, and her forehead was burning with blazing flames. Holding the emperor's sword Napoleon, he rushed straight towards Kaido.

"Thunder...gossip!" Kaido looked at Charlotte Lingling flying towards him and smiled instead of angry. Between his grins, he used his special skill, the genuine flat A for quitting Internet addiction.

"Elbaf's gun is powerful to the country!" Charlotte Lingling held the sword with both hands and slashed at Kaido.

"Boom!!" When the mace in Kaido's hand collided with the emperor's sword in Charlotte Lingling's hand, jets of black lightning fell into the sea wantonly, knocking over countless salted fish pickled by the sea water. At the sea, clouds exploded in the sky, and the invisible impact severely hit all living creatures within a hundred miles, making all living creatures kneel down and surrender!

For a moment it looked very much like gods fighting.

"Why did they start fighting?!" When gods fight, mortals suffer. On the battleships of both sides, countless pirates dare not take a breath. The battle in the sky is beyond their ability to deal with it.

"I know about this." One of them, Dabai, the leader of the Beast Pirates, nodded lightly, "I was on the scene at the time! Boss Kaido seemed to have called BIGMOM, but the two of them didn't say a few words. , he started scolding him for three days and three nights! During this period, Boss Kaido didn’t even blink his eyes for three days and three nights.”

"This..." Some pirates were puzzled, "He didn't blink for three days and three nights?! This boss Kaido's eyes... wouldn't he do it?!"

"Let me tell you, Boss Kaido cursed and cursed for three days and three nights without blinking an eye." The pirate knew his anger, "You ask me if Boss Kaido's eyes are dry?!"

"Didn't he do it?!" The pirate didn't understand and was still confused. "I think if a person doesn't blink for three days and three nights, his eyes will get dry."

"I asked you to ask if you want to do it? I asked you to ask if you want to do it!" The knowing pirate became angry and beat the head of the uninformed pirate with all his strength. "You want to ask if you want to do it? You go and ask yourself. Ask Boss Kaido what it feels like to not blink for three days and three nights."

"This..." The pirate's expression changed when he heard this, "Then let's forget it~ I'm not really sure whether Boss Kaido can dry his eyes, but I will probably be beaten to death by Boss Kaido."

"..." Dabai Pirate was speechless, "You still know?!"

On the other side, in the sky, two pirates stepping on dark clouds were fighting each other fiercely. The flagships of Kaido's Beasts Pirates and Charlotte Lingling's BIGMOM Pirates came into contact with each other. On each flagship, there was a person holding a weapon and facing each other.

"Jhin! How dare you let that bastard Kaido attack mom all the time." On Charlotte Lingling's flagship Queen Mother singing number, a girl with short short hair, a scarf and leather boots was dressed very well. A man with a punk style, holding a steel fork in his hand, looked coldly at the enemy warship, a man wearing a leather jacket, with black wings behind him, and a blazing flame burning behind his neck.

"Katakuri." The man known as Jhin looked at the punk-style man coldly, "Are you, who are called the greatest masterpiece of the Charlotte family, really invincible?! Not necessarily? !”

"Haha..." Charlotte Katakuri, the second son of the Four Emperors Charlotte Lingling, the soul of the Charlotte family, and the second-in-command of the BIGMOM Pirates, smiled coldly, "Am I invincible? Yes, don’t you know if you try it yourself?!”

Katakuri said, his eyes flashed with red light, his expression was calm and calm, and his cold eyes were always full of terrifying wisdom that seemed to be able to see through the future.

"Hmph." Jhin held a sharp blade but did not attack rashly. He and Katakuri were old rivals, and basically they couldn't do anything about each other.

It is difficult for Katakuri's tools to break through his defense, and it is also difficult for him to attack Katakuri. The battle between him and Katakuri is often about whether you can hurt me or I can't hit you. After fighting for three hundred rounds, there was no result. It was just a waste of energy...

"Forget it!" Jhin shrugged, "The battle between you and me is meaningless. When Kaido-san defeats your crazy woman, the battle between us will naturally determine the winner."

"Haha..." Katakuri smiled again when he heard this, "You can't win, idiot! I have already seen the future, and there is no sign that Kaido can win mother."

"Then just wait and see!" Jhin smiled disdainfully, folded his arms around his chest, and faced Katakuri faintly. Both of them are the second-in-commands of their respective pirate groups. They have the same strength as Kaido and Charlotte. It was Te Lingling's responsibility to stop the two of them before being slapped on the head, so they did not choose to participate in the exhibition, but waited patiently.

The battle between Kaido and Charlotte Lingling lasted for three days and three nights!The fight made all the crew members fall asleep, and the two ended the battle while laughing. No one knew what ridiculous agreement these two idiots had reached... In short, this battle at the pinnacle of the sea was finally The curtain has come to an end.

There was a quarrel between the sea emperors, and it finally ended with three days and three nights of angry scolding, and another three days and three nights of fierce fighting...

On the other side, the Holy Land Mary Joa.

"Yi Wen, this kid is so awesome!" The five-old star with a long beard nodded gently, "In the Holy Land of Mariejoia, just by talking about it, let me wait for two henchmen to kill each other and fight for three days. Three nights.”

"He is worthy of being the successor that the Lord has favored. He can use his military skills without moving." Wu Laoxing, holding a samurai sword in his hand, nodded lightly, "High! Really high!"

"This is a reward!" Wu Laoxing, who has short yellow hair, also admired Yiwen's move, perhaps because of the filter of a certain adult, "Everyone, how do you think we should reward it?!"

"We are already preparing to hand over the Judiciary Island to him." Wu Laoxing, who had a birthmark on his head, frowned slightly, "I really can't think of how to reward him? We can't hand over the Deep Sea Prison Impel City to him, right? ?! This is somewhat unreasonable.”

"The truth?! We are the truth!" Wu Laoxing, holding a samurai sword in his hand, disdained, "Who in this world can reason with us? What we say is the truth, and the orders we give are the truth. Everyone below must listen."

"But... there is Magellan in Impel Down!" Wu Laoxing, who had a birthmark on his head, shook his head. "He has done nothing wrong in these years, so to suddenly demote him is a bit unjustifiable."

"really……"

"We have to serve our weight."

"It's not appropriate to promote him directly like this."

Everyone discussed it word by word.

"There is no need to demote Magellan." At the moment when everyone was unsure, the curly-haired Five Old Star shook his head gently, "Magellan is still the warden of Impel Down City, and Ewen can accept her fate as... the judicial officer of Impel Down City. As the commander-in-chief of the island, Magellan continues to manage the prison, and Egwene manages Magellan, it’s a simple matter.”

"For what reason?!" Wulaoxing, who had a birthmark on his head, asked, "You always need a reason for promotion."

"It's enough to capture the legendary pirate Golden Lion who has been absconding from Impel Down City for many years." The curly-haired Five Old Stars said coldly, "I don't think anyone else will say anything, especially Magellan and the others. This is Impel Down City after all. dereliction of duty."

"Can!"

"Can!"

"Can!"

"Can!"

After hearing this, all the Five Old Stars nodded in unison.

"Congratulations! Chief Ewen, you have been promoted." Just as Ewen was lying at home, Stussy came over excitedly with a promotion order, "From today on, you are the judge of Judiciary Island. , is the commander-in-chief of Impel Down City, half a level higher than Admiral Sengoku, and only half a level lower than Admiral Cyborg Sora." (Judiciary Island, Impel City, and Marine Fando trinity, when the opinions cannot be unified, with The Admiral’s opinion prevails.)

"Pfft..." Yiwen spat out the orange juice she just drank in her mouth, "What nonsense?!"

"Really..." Stussy handed the promotion order in her hand to Ewen.

"Good guy." Yiwen looked at the promotion order and nodded gently, "I call you good guy!"

"Are you unhappy?!" Stussy smiled, "What a great thing?! Promotion and salary increase."

"It is indeed a good thing?!" Yiwen narrowed her eyes slightly, "Not necessarily?! I am a timid person, I am afraid, I am cowardly, and I just want to live in obscurity."

"Uh ha ha... the repeated words are disgusting." Stussy didn't take it seriously. She had seen through Ewen. She looked at the thick eyebrows and big eyes, but in fact she was weak. She was the No. 1 person in the world who stabbed her behind her back.

"Judiciary Island?! Impel Down City!?" Ewen touched her chin, her eyes glowing, and she looked like she was plotting against someone again.

"What's wrong, Chief Ewen?" Looking at Ewen's appearance, Stussy knew that someone else's child was probably going to suffer. "Do you have any ideas?!"

"More or less..." Yiwen nodded, "Let the children pack up. We have moved, and we will live on Judiciary Island from now on. By the way, when we pass through Pushing City, stop for a moment! I'm going to meet someone inside."

"Do you have any acquaintances living in Impel Down?!" Stussy was stunned when he heard this, and then smiled broadly, "That must be very good~"

"As an acquaintance of mine, you must be excellent!" Yiwen smiled, "I heard that he has a small single room on the sixth floor of Impel Down?! What do we say, we have to go and have a look! Maybe I will be arrested in the future After being fired, I will have to live there in the future, so check it out in advance.”

"No, you are a great Celestial Dragon." Stussy shook his head, "You will never be imprisoned in Impel Down City."

"Hahaha..." Yiwen chuckled. If he hadn't known that Doflamingo, that idiot, would be imprisoned in Impel Down and become the king of newspaper readers in the near future, he would have believed Stussy's lies. ,real.

"Stop talking nonsense, pack your bags and retreat." Ewen waved and started to ask the children to pack their things, "Yamato, Hiyori, Ace, Hancock, Sanda, Mary, pack your things quickly, I I will take you to a good place where there are talented people and nice people to talk to. I believe you will feel at home there and fall in love with it!"

"What?!" Ace, who was joking with everyone, smiled slightly when he heard this, "Really or not?!"

"Of course!" Yiwen nodded, "Trust me!"

"Great!" Ace smiled, "I don't know if there are any boys. To be honest, there are too many girls among the companions."

"Hahaha..." Yiwen smiled but said nothing. There were a lot of boys there, especially in the future, there will be countless boys wearing pink skirts, showing leg hair, and with extremely high male hormones~

"Anyway, just look forward to it!" Yi Wen rubbed the heads of Yamato and others, "All of you will fall in love with it. Like all of you, I guarantee it here!"