American comic world demon hunter

"Damn it, Yondu, Quill, I thank you for coming to pick me up after I sent the signal, but there is something wrong with your mentality. I can clearly judge the content of your communication through the gestures between you. Come on, Tell me, tell me why you always plan to harm me."

Dante straightened his body in dissatisfaction. He looked at Yondu and the two with a slightly angry look. There are always unscrupulous people who want to harm me. You must know that Dante's divinity allows him to understand the language of all intelligent life. Although the language used here is The adjective mentioned is "listen", but body movements are also a kind of language. Of course Dante can understand what the two of them are secretly gesticulating.

I saw Dante knocking the ebony and white ivory on his waist casually. The sound of the collision between his palm and the gun body made Yondu and Quill break into cold sweat. In such an atmosphere, Dante said something seriously.

"Give me a reasonable explanation. Even if the explanation is unreasonable, at least it must satisfy me, otherwise I will change the captain of this ship."

Dante said seriously, and Yondu's face immediately turned bluer. As for Quill, he relaxed instantly, haha, he is not the captain.

Quill would occasionally covet the position of captain in his dreams, but that was just a dream. He actually didn't like fleets like the Predators. He wanted to become a great adventurer and form his own adventure team. A detachment or a mercenary, but he had to admit that even if he had no intention of doing so, the position of captain of the predator was still very attractive, but at this moment he was extremely glad that he was not sitting in that position.

"Oh, by the way, not just the captain, but also his adjutant."

Just when Peter Jason Quill looked relieved, Dante casually threw the mud onto Quill's chest again, only to hear Dante continue.

"You are actually an Earthling. After all, I defeated an invasion of hell for the Earth, not to mention that I saved many people. But you repaid me with bombs."

"Ah, boss Dante Dante, boss, boss, my God, I really don't have this idea. Besides, I haven't been back there since I left the earth. I don't know. As for ouch, I'll go."

Quil was opening his mouth to explain, but unexpectedly, the mud clinging to his chest suddenly launched an attack on him. Mud kept extending his small palm, and the slap kept hitting Quil's chest, knocking Quil alive. The table hit the door

Niba: Is there something wrong with you? You deserve to die. Why does the boss always throw me at you? You deserve to die.

This funny scene immediately made Dante laugh. Dante chuckled twice. Seeing his smile, Yondu immediately explained in a calm voice.

"Lord Dante, please forgive our offense. Our vigilance is all based on your extremely powerful strength. Just like worms are afraid of natural enemies, vigilance is just our instinct, not to mention our little cleverness. I can’t really hurt you, you, please just fucking spare us.”

"Dry"

Dante laughed loudly and cursed. This was the first time he met someone who couldn't help but swear when they begged for mercy. Even with this swear word, Dante wanted to let them go.

"Okay, come back, Niba, you guys should be busy with whatever you need to do, I'll have something to eat first, and then I'll wait to go home."

Dante called Mudba back, and Quill immediately rushed out of the command cabin. The moment he saw him coming out, countless strange-looking crew members outside the command cabin immediately surrounded Quill.

"Hey, Peter, are you having sex with the white-haired guy?"

"I bet the boss will lose this time, Quill, please tell us the result quickly."

"Impossible, the boss will definitely kill and roast that white man and eat him. Boss Yondu has never lost."

"What the hell!" The frightened Quill immediately yelled: "When did we fucking eat people? Don't talk nonsense. Besides, Boss Dante is a very kind and powerful person. He is our best guest. Damn it." Idiots, hurry up and bring some food to Yondu and Dante."

Quill's last few words were almost shouted at the command module. He was really afraid that Dante would hear the statement that these idiot crew members wanted to eat him. These bastards were led astray by someone who kept talking all day long. They want to eat people, but most of them are even vegetarians.

"Aha, Boss Yondu has been taught a lesson. Let's change the boss. This is so interesting. Ouch, Quill, look at Quill's mouth. This kid's mouth is swollen. Guess what he just experienced? Haha, I knew a pretty boy like Quill would be popular."

"Quil, is the guy on the white-haired crotch big? It must be not small. Your mouth is swollen."

"But it's a bit fast, it didn't take more than five minutes for them to go in."

"What the hell, maybe Quill's blowjob is too good."

"Shut up, shut up. Do you know who is sitting inside? That is a god, a god who can live in the universe. Do you all want to die? Who wants to die? I will open the door now to let you in and He said to his face, “Don’t you know that God’s ears hear all sounds?”

The words of the crowd almost scared Quill to death. He even took out his elemental gun and pointed it at the bastards. These bastards were still a little doubtful of Quill's words. Then the next moment, two bright, black and red lights flashed. It shot directly through the wall and landed in front of them.

Everyone was startled by the two shots. They noticed that the light came from the command cabin. A few people who were relatively close to there immediately put their eyes in front of the hole in the wall to peek. They only saw pitch black. Then the next moment, their eyes were blinded by a ball of black gel that rushed out of the small hole.

Of course Dante heard what they said, so with Yondu's deathly look in his eyes, Dante opened two holes in Yondu's spaceship with his two guns. By the way, Dante also threw the mud over, and he This is what he said to Niba: "Teach them a lesson"

Of course, Niba was furious at Dante's behavior. He instantly abandoned his appearance as a Kumamon and turned directly into the purest gelatinous substance, knocking everyone outside to their knees. Who told him not to dare to vent his anger on Dante? What about Ding?

Amidst the noisy battle, Quill brought Dante food and wine with a wry smile. The moment the hatch opened, Dante clearly saw Mud biting a crew member's butt with his conjured mouth. This made Dante Dante covered his head in confusion.

"Yondu, go out and let your men calm down. This is really causing trouble for us. When you come back, you two can have a good drink with me."

Dante said softly, and Yondu nodded hurriedly. He nodded and said quickly.

"Okay, you eat first. These wines are Ventro drinks that I have collected for a long time. Quill likes this very much. I think it will suit the taste of people on Earth."

"drinks"

Dante asked instinctively, but Yondu had already left, so Dante looked at the embarrassed Quill.

Quill had a big dark circle on his face, and his hair was now a mess, not to mention his clothes, which had basically lost their function. But even so, he quickly answered Dante's question. .

"Well, it is indeed the favorite drink of the Fantero people. However, there are almost no normal water resources on the planet where the Fantero people live. Wine is their blood and cells. They were born in wine and grew up in it. In the wine, this is amniotic fluid that they have specially processed to improve the taste. It is for the descendants of their royal family to drink. Yondu doesn’t have much in it. I think you will like it. By the way, don’t mind it. They all reproduce asexually and are a kind of life between plants and animals. Amniotic fluid is their own name. We prefer to call this kind of sap."

"Nimei's"

Dante slammed the table, his dissatisfaction clearly written on his face

"Since it's tree sap, can't you just say it's tree sap? I didn't mind it at first, but when you repeated it like that, I ugh."

Dante sighed. He might have given up on Quill's mouth. This kid

Dante depressedly took another sip of the Ventero drink. Although it sounded like a drink, the strength was almost the same as whiskey. Dante was very satisfied with the intensity, not to mention the perfect taste and strength of the drink. Got it

Dante drank a large glass, and then he added another glass for himself. After drinking half of the second glass of wine in one gulp, he finally picked up the knife and fork to deal with something close to the steak on the table.

"What is this stuff"

Dante did not eat it directly this time. He cut the meat and asked Quill.

"Ah, this, this is the famous delicacy of the Northern Andromeda Galaxy. The most essential part of the tentacles of the void tentacles is harvested and cold-fried to form a steak. If Boss Yondu hadn't been so greedy for this piece of steak, we would have eaten it too. I won’t sneak here to hunt.”

"what the hell"

Dante was stunned for a moment, feeling that this was the meat of the Void Tentacle Insect. Dante almost ate it on the Kryptonian spaceship before. Who would have thought that after going around in a circle, he would still be eating this?

Dante quickly cut the steak. The steak looked pink in color. When he cut it with a knife, the knife first had a tough feeling like cutting into the pig skin, and then it felt as smooth as cutting pudding. This kind of touch makes Dante's taste was so great that he stuffed the steak into his mouth

"Hey, this thing is delicious. It looks steaming. Unexpectedly, it tastes a little bit cold when you eat it. It tastes very sweet, but it's not greasy at all. The most amazing thing is that when you chew it, you feel a faint taste. It’s a little salty, not bad, this is good.”

Dante commented softly while stuffing the steak into his mouth. He ate while listening to Quill continue.

"That's fine, as long as you like it. I thought you would be disgusted with eating genitals. It seems you are not that rigid person."

"and many more"

Dante choked and looked at Quill with wide eyes.

"What's going on with the genitals? Please explain it to me."

"The tentacles of Void Tentacles are their genitals. They reproduce parthenogenetically. Their own sperm and eggs will fuse and breed in their own ring-shaped tentacles. Although their bodies are all very large, But their tentacles are only the size you see. It is because of this unique tentacle that they have the name Void Tentacle. Each tentacle steak must be hunted during the tentacle estrus. It is picked when sperm and eggs coexist, so that the cooked steak will have the common taste of their sperm and eggs. One is a little sweet, the other is a little salty, and there are tens of thousands of flavors produced by the blending of each other. Each bite is right. It will be a perfect treat for your tongue.”

He was right. Dante's tongue was now tasting countless flavors. Sweet and salty flavors were constantly blending together. Countless unique and novel flavors were constantly stimulating Dante's tongue. But the point of the problem was, The point is

forget it

Dante had already swallowed the last piece of tentacle steak. It was too late to say anything now. Yondu walked in at this time, and Mud, who had barely calmed down, happened to lie on Yondu's head.

So Dante casually took off the mud and threw it into Quill's arms.

"hit him"

Dante said softly, and Quilton suddenly felt relieved.

Along with Quill's miserable scream, Dante and Yondu slowly started drinking. Yondu was still very uncomfortable at first. After all, he is an old cunning guy in the universe. Of course he knows people like Dante. It was so hard to mess with, not to mention that his best subordinate, Quill, who he had raised since childhood, was being beaten on the side again. It was normal for him to be a little nervous.

But after three rounds of drinking, Yondu immediately became more energetic. He toasted one glass after another to Dante, and he kept adding more witticisms, such as

"Ah ha, Dante, that's a great punch. Your pet is so interesting. I didn't know that the lower body is Quill's weakness before."

"Wow, Quil's face turned purple. I've always wanted to teach this little brat a lesson. I raised him since he was a child. I pooped him until he peed. If it weren't for me, he would have been killed a long time ago. The barbarians under my command were roasted and eaten, but now he repays me like this. He blows his beard and glares at me at every turn. Mud Boss, help me pluck out all his beard."

"Yondu, your crew doesn't eat people, damn it, ah, don't slap me in the face, don't slap me"

"Haha, you bastard, you must have suffered a lot now, you never knew, you never thought about what the hell I lost for you, you never knew that, you don't know anything. I don’t know, you are just a fool and a pig, even the Groot tree people who have been stupid enough to wipe out the entire race are smarter than you.”

Groot: I am Groot

Quill, who was being beaten, didn't notice Yondu's expression when he spoke, but Dante did. He was lying on the seat with a wine bottle, looking at Yondu's eyes in concentration, Yondu's blood-red eyes. It is full of love, and the eyes are exactly the same as those of the old temple knight who took care of Dante.

"Would you mind sharing your story with me, Yondu?"

Dante raised his glass and clinked it with Yondu. Yondu's eyes flashed many memories in Dante's mind. He wanted to hear about Yondu's past, and he wanted to know the reason for that look.

But Yondu didn't say anything.

"Hahaha, what to say, what stories, those are useless things. I am a member of the predators. Even if I am exiled, even if I am exiled by my savior and my elder brother, I am still One of the Predators, I will always be, I am Yondu, Yondu Udon, the last Centaur, one of the founders of the Guardians of the Galaxy, the former Elder of the Predators, a man whose glory has been lost."

He was drunk, slumped on his desk, mumbling to himself until he finally closed his eyes.

"I look forward to the light of Ogod shining on me"

He fell asleep. Maybe the pressure Dante put on him made him drink two more drinks, so he fell drunk. Dante looked at him in a trance. This is also a man with a story.

In addition, maybe because he was tired from playing in the mud, Quill finally got a chance to stand up. He quickly climbed up, and then he looked at the drunken Yondu in embarrassment.

"Dante, you are so awesome. This is the first time I have seen Yondu drunk, haha, but what did he just say? What is the Guardians of the Galaxy? This name is very nice. I like it very much. If I have my own team and I'm going to name it the Guardians of the Galaxy."