American comic world demon hunter

"kindness"

Yondu got up from the bed in confusion. He was a little dizzy. At the same time, he felt that his ears were full of noisy sounds. He reached out and patted his blue bald head. It seemed that such an action could not stop the noise in his ears. become smaller

"I am drunk"

Yondu yelled. He vaguely recalled what had just happened. He was actually drunk. Hell, he had never been drunk since he was expelled from the Guardians of the Galaxy.

"Damn it, Quil, where are the people? Damn it, don't you know to remind me to drink less, Quil Quil?"

Yondu yelled loudly, but unfortunately no one responded. He yelled a few hastily, but the only response was an increasingly noisy voice.

"Damn it, my black skull, run, run quickly, damn it"

"King Kong, eat his skull, catch up with him, yes, that's it, eat it, tear him apart"

"Damn it, I paid five hundred yuan."

"Haha, my Thunderbolt Lightning Bug ran away, he ran away, take the money, take the money, all the damn money, Dante, you don't have a penny on you, but you can keep accounts, haha"

"Quil, you kid always has good luck. Why do the springtails you bet on escape from the hunters every time? Damn it, this is your money, kid."

"That's because I am blessed by God. Do you aliens know what God is?"

Quill happily took his own 10,000 yuan from the banker next to him. Oh my God, that was more than 10,000 yuan. You must know that the Nova Empire gave him Quill's wanted warrant, and the price was only four yuan. Ten thousand yuan

Well, it seems a bit wrong to compare it with his own reward order here.

No matter what, Quill stuffed the money into his clothes with a big smile on his face. He had been wearing a dark red windbreaker. The pockets of this clothes were very big, so there was absolutely no problem in carrying the money.

"Boss Dante, you still owe me three thousand yuan. You must pay me back in the future. A strong man like you shouldn't default on your debt, right?"

With a smile on his face, Quill patted Dante's shoulder enthusiastically. His action made Yondu on the side stunned.

"Nima, Quil, I just had a drink, and you are so familiar with each other."

Yondu yelled, and then Quil noticed that Yondu had woken up. Yondu, with a cold face on his blue face, rushed directly to Quil and took out all the money in Quil's pocket. Into his arms.

"You bastard, I made you pee until you grew up. I spent so much money on child support for you. Now it's time for you to repay me. Damn it, what are you doing? Gambling. How dare you take advantage of me?" Gambling while drunk is too much. Come on, let’s start again. This time I will be the banker. I am too familiar with PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds. Haha, look at me making you lose all your wages.”

Speaking of this, Yondu waved his hand and directly swept the remains of the zombie corpses in the survival field to the ground. The game they played was called PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. The content was similar to that of a racecourse, except that it was more bloody. That’s all.

At the beginning of the game, the dealer will put in four springtails that are indistinguishable in appearance and a safari sand tiger that feeds on springtails. The PUBG battlefield is a circular fence with a diameter of six meters. There are many obstacles placed on the battlefield, and those obstacles can become tools for the springtails to avoid the sand tiger insects.

The gambler will bet money on one of the four springtails. If that bug escapes from the enclosure with the predator chasing it, the first one to escape is the winner.

But this is really too difficult for springtails. These mouse-sized bugs are faced with cat-sized hunters. Sand tiger bugs are three times as fast as springtails.

But they are not without a chance. After all, there are four of them. If they spread out and escape from the beginning, one of them may have a chance to escape.

Dante only learned about this method not long ago. Of course he is not a member of the Springtail Protection Association, so he will not sympathize with the death of those little things. Moreover, he actually likes the noisy atmosphere of gambling, so he decisively Participated in the game, but unfortunately all three of his bets in a row failed.

"Okay, come again, come again. I really doubt you, Quill, are you cheating? Did you give any stimulants to the bugs you chose? Why are the three bugs you selected in a row all running faster?"

Dante clapped his hands, and everyone immediately followed Dante's rhythm and started to yell at Quill. After all, he was so lucky.

A little sweat broke out on Quill's face for a moment.

"Ah haha, how is it possible? I am an honest Quill. How could I cheat? It's impossible. In order to prove my innocence, I will not play the next game. I will give you the chance to win money. "

Quill explained a few times guiltily. Of course he knew how he won. Yondu's race is very good at taming animals and bows and arrows, and their two talents are accomplished by whistling, just like Yondu. Just like he can use his whistle to control his arrows, Yondu can also use his whistle to control the actions of these little bugs.

Quill has been with Yondu for nearly twenty years. Of course, he has learned this little trick from Yondu. Just now, he, a smart man, was controlling the Zerglings he chose. Haha, he wanted to win too much. Simple

But now Yondu is in charge. Come on, Quill's whistle is no match for Yondu. Quill has to admit that in terms of oral skills, he and Yondu, the blue man, are really far behind.

When Dante heard Quill's words, he instantly sensed Quill's guilty conscience. Damn it, this guy was really cheating. Of course Dante could hear Quill whistling during the gambling, but at first he only thought it was Quill. My little habit, as a man, whistling is so normal. Some people can’t urinate if they don’t whistle when feeding, haha

But looking at it now, Quill's whistle is really questionable. Just as Dante was about to have a good talk with Quill, the door to the command module suddenly opened.

"Boss, are you awake? The qualification for the temporary jump back to the Milky Way has been reduced."

The minion who opened the door shouted, and Yondu answered instantly.

"Damn it, jump as soon as you get down. I have to send Mr. Dante home early. If you delay Mr. Dante's time, I will cut off one of your balls and feed it to the worms."

"No, boss, if you cut off one, I will only have seven balls left."

The minion shouted in horror, and Dante looked at this minion with wide eyes. Sister Ni, which cosmic race is this from? Do you have eight fucking balls?

Of course, Yondu would not be surprised by the number of minions' balls like Dante, so he continued to ask calmly.

"Damn old Bill, tell me what else is going on? Are you interrupting us just to remind us that we are about to jump?"

"Of course not, boss, aren't there still 22 people from the Northern Andromeda Galaxy rescue team imprisoned on our ship? Are we going to let them go?"

"Search all the money they have on them, which is our rescue fee, and then throw them to the border jump point."

"Okay boss, by the way, there is one more thing, us, our time"

When the guy said this, he suddenly fell silent. His demeanor made Yondu very angry. He didn't like his subordinates who were grinding like this, but he was also a little confused. He had known Old Bill for a long time, and he was not a grinder. Stupid guy

"Hurry up and tell me what's going on. I have a knife."

"I said, damn it, boss, didn't we originally sign a two-week stay permit in the Northern Andromeda Galaxy? Since we are temporarily returning, we must use the jump point in the Northern Andromeda Galaxy. That jump point is leading to Contra. Xia Xing’s, do we want to use it?”

"boom"

As soon as the eight-egg old Bill finished speaking, the crew, including Quill, burst into excitement. Yondu's face instantly turned dark blue, and the anger and depression on his face could be seen with the naked eye.

"Contrasha Contrasha star, damn, this is too fucking damn bad, we can't"

He was about to refuse, but he instinctively remembered his agreement with Dante. He did not dare to delay Dante's time, even though he knew that if he made a request, Dante might agree to a delay for a few days, but as an old man He wouldn't make such a request as you are.

"no problem"

Yondu roared fiercely. While he was speaking, he even got so excited that he smashed the fence of the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. The springtails fled in a swarm, and the crew members around him had to start catching insects in a mess.

"Let's just go to Contrasha. Haha, that's nothing. I'm also a member of the Predators. Why can't I go back to that planet? It's the headquarters of the Predators. So what, let's visit our twenty Old friends we haven’t seen in years.”

Yondu shouted loudly, and his men immediately started cheering. But after the cheers, Yondu sat down on the chair with his back to his crew.

Seeing Yondu's expression, Dante sat down next to Yondu with a bucket of Megalo slime. Although Megalo slime has an unpleasant name, it is also one of the five largest-selling cheap wines in the universe.

Seeing a cup on the table in front of Yondu, Dante filled it with a wine bucket for Yondu.

"Why, Contraxia Star doesn't seem to be your favorite place. Will the next journey bring you trouble?"

He asked softly, and Yondu quickly made a flattered expression and toasted to Dante. After finishing the glass of wine, Yondu shook his head seemingly carefree.

"It's not a bother, it's nothing, it's really nothing."

Yondu's voice was full of regret and nostalgia, and his murderous blood-red pupils also became lower.

"Please rest assured, Dante, I, Yondu, swear on my life that I will never let any of my troubles disturb your journey, absolutely not."

Hey, when Yondu said this, Dante became even more curious. This guy has begun to swear on his life. It shouldn't be a small trouble.

However, Dante can see Yondu's attitude. He probably doesn't want to talk about this part of his past. At this point, Dante will not force him. Dante may be interested, but he will not put him interests over the suffering of others

"Okay, Yondu, then I'll be ready to enjoy my interstellar journey. If your troubles are too big for you to solve, I don't mind giving you a little help. After all, I haven't paid for the trip yet. What's more, I still owe your adopted son three thousand yuan."

"adopted son"

Yondu was stunned.

"When did I have an adopted son?"

"Quil"

Dante smiled and pointed at Quill who was cleaning not far away.

"Don't deny it. I can see your feelings for that boy. Although you scolded him a bit harshly, but"

"No, no, no, no buts, no, absolutely not, damn, my eyes are cramped, how could you think I have feelings for that damn piggy? He is just one of my slaves, ordinary, The most ordinary slave, Quill, you are a freeloader, why don't you come over and refill the wine for me and Master Dante?"

Yondu hid in a panic, his behavior was very similar to the old temple knight who took care of Dante, which made Dante smile knowingly.

"Whatever you say, Yondu, you are a pretty good person. While you were sleeping, I also figured out your industry. Aren't predators just interstellar pirates? Haha, but you are not a pure bad guy. , I even think you are more righteous than most people. This may be an illusion, but so what, I am willing to make you a friend."

Dante said with a smile, patting Yondu on the shoulder as he spoke.

"You know, Lanpi, I used to have an elder who was as hard-spoken and soft-hearted as you. Haha, his behavior is almost exactly the same as yours. I hated him especially when I was a child because he was too cruel to me. But slowly, I realized that while he was strict, he also gave everything he had to me, even his life."

Speaking of this, Dante's face inevitably turned a little gloomy, but he soon smiled again.

"So, Blue Skin, if you encounter any trouble in the future because of Quill, you can come to me on Earth. Trust me, I will give you some help."

"Hey, Dante, I know it's a good thing to have a friend like you, but can you please stop calling me Blue Skin? If you weren't a cosmic god-level powerhouse, I would definitely fight you to the death, damn it?"

"Hey, Blue Skin, if you don't like this title, you can also give me a fucking nickname. Oh, right, I almost forgot to mention, your combs are really fucking ugly, haha."

"Damn it, is teasing me your way of making friends? This is not a cockscomb on my head. This is a communicator, a communicator that links my arrows. The reason why it is shaped like this is because, uh, this shape is really Is it ugly?”

"Not only is it ugly, it's simply ugly to death."

Dante laughed and took the wine from Quil. He pulled Quil to the side and sat down. He also filled a glass for Quil.

"Quil, kid, you come to judge whether your boss's cockscomb is really ugly. To be honest, if I were you, I would pull off his cockscomb overnight. I would rather see a big blue cockscomb." I have a bald head, and I don’t want to face this blue bald head with an even more ugly chicken. Oh, what does this feel like?”

Dante was just halfway through what he said. Before he could appreciate Quil's approval eyes, he felt an extremely strong vibration. The next moment, the entire spacecraft completely deformed in his eyes. Fang's transformation The hard ones turned into soft ones. As for Quill and Yondu in front of them, their eyes almost swelled to the size of their heads. This is so funny.

"Bullshit old Bill, you actually started the jump without any notification, I'm going to cut you off."

Yondu didn't finish his words at all, because the jump had officially begun.