American comic world demon hunter

Dante didn't know that there was a troublesome guy in China who had come to look for him. Likewise, everyone didn't know that the address of Dante in New York that he learned was no longer where Dante lived.

Just like that, when everyone rushed to the Devil May Cry Castle being built in Manhattan, New York City, he couldn't find Dante at all.

The arrival of Wan Zhong was not hidden. SHIELD learned the news of Wan Zhong's entry almost immediately. However, Wan Zhong was not worried about Wan Zhong. After all, Wan Zhong is now the chief general of SHIELD's old rival, the Bureau of Contradiction. So, as soon as Wan Zhong entered the country, Fury cordially contacted the Spear Bureau.

We won’t talk about the specific content of this contact. After all, it was a conversation that lasted for more than two hours. So let’s have a rough understanding of the core content of their conversation.

Fury: "Fuck you, your people have crossed the line."

As for Divine Spear: "We and you are both under the direct jurisdiction of the United Nations, and the whole world is our territory."

Fury: "Niang Xipi, if I say he has crossed the line, he has crossed the line. Let him withdraw quickly."

As for Divine Spear: "Wanzhongxia is just our advisor, we have no authority over him."

Fury: "Then I will ask Dante to travel to China again. This time we will go to the Forbidden City, and Dante is also our consultant."

As for Divine Spear: "You guys are shameless"

Fury: "Same for you"

As for Divine Spear: "Smelly and shameless"

Fury: "Shameless"

All in all, two hours later, S.H.I.E.L.D. and S.H.I.E.L.D. reached an agreement. Wan was not allowed to harm the American people, U.S. buildings were not allowed to be damaged, and U.S. territorial waters and land were not allowed to be damaged. S.H.I.E.L.D. would allow him to stay for the next eighteen hours. Period, eighteen hours later, that is, before eight o'clock the next morning, everyone must leave the country

I don’t know how they talked about it. In short, Wan Zhong received the news from the Divine Spear Bureau. He learned that he only had eighteen hours, and looked at the man kneeling in front of him depressedly.

Seeing everyone looking at him, Wade Wilson, who was kneeling like a daughter-in-law, rolled his eyes.

"Boss, I really don't know the news about my kiss with boss Dante. It's useless for you to ask me. He left me alone in New York as soon as he left. I thought he did this as a sign of his love for me. Well, who knew he would cause such a big trouble as you? If you want to kill or chop me into pieces, I will do whatever you want. Even if you want to have sex with me, I can take off my clothes right now. Even if you want to watch a striptease, you ask me. It’s also satisfying, and I’ve learned this from the women I’ve slept with, and I know how to take off my clothes very well.”

"Shut up, Wade, stand up for me first. I don't like others kneeling."

Wan Zhong cursed in frustration. Wade's character made him extremely disgusting, and he was not a bad person, so Wan Zhong really couldn't do anything to him.

After hearing Wan Zhong's words, Wade climbed up from the ground, and then he patted his pants and said.

"Aren't you Chinese? I heard that in China, kneeling down is the highest etiquette. Don't I respect you?"

"That was a long time ago. We no longer have the etiquette of kneeling and worshiping. We are all just dead relatives now."

Everyone roared, and then he rubbed his head in pain. He knew that Wade in front of him was Dante's subordinate, but he also knew that Wade was not the only one who had a relationship with Dante in New York. It was just that the others knew Dante. All the people are protected by the college. If it is not necessary, Wan Zhong really doesn’t want to face Professor X. Although he will not lose, the impact of that will be exaggerated

Look at Wade in front of him again. The son of a bitch is actually still smiling on his face. Wan Zhong kept thinking about his mom, and then he reluctantly showed a sad expression.

"Wade, I'm sorry. Since I can't stay here for too long, I have to use coercive means to search your memory. I hope there is a shadow of Dante in your memory. Of course, if you want to say anything , it’s too late to say it now, I’m not Dante’s enemy, I just want to talk to him.”

"I know, of course I know, strong people like you, even enemies, will eventually become good friends through fighting. I believe you, but I really don't know anything. By the way, you said that Will searching for memories leave me with any sequelae, such as stuttering or mental illness? I don’t want to become a mental patient. I’m really afraid that I would have to use my dick to eat rotten avocados.”

"Probably not"

After Wade finished speaking, Wan Zhong reluctantly replied. Then without waiting for Wade to struggle, Wan Zhong stretched out his hand. Wade in front of him raised his hand and fell to the ground.

Seeing Wade fall, Wan Zhong was really stunned. He stared at Wade for a long time. The moment Wade fell, he rolled his eyes and twitched like an epileptic. But after he twitched for a while, When he found that nothing happened, he opened his eyes and took a look. As a result, he saw Wan Zhong's dull face.

"Ahem, don't I want to add some momentum to your methods?"

Wade said with a smile, his words left everyone speechless.

"You're really drunk. Just stand still. I'm just reading your memory. It won't hurt you, absolutely."

"Okay, come on"

Wade rolled his eyes and got up from the ground. Then he raised his hands in the air, looking like a scoundrel admitting to death. Then, Wade only felt a pair of gentle hands touching his head. Then, Wade's hands instantly Pull out the double knives from behind

"Even if I have memories, do you think I am willing to show them to others?"

The moment Wade drew his sword, he was like a ferocious tiger coming out of its cage. With infinite momentum, he rushed towards the crowd less than three steps away from him like the wind.

The reason why Wade didn't use a gun at this time was because Wade had already used it when he met Wan Zhong. When the bullet hit Wan Zhong's body, it couldn't hurt Wan Zhong's hair at all.

However, Wade's double swords are made of Adamantium alloy. Wade believes that as long as he seizes the opportunity, he can chop off thousands of heads with one sword.

Will he get this opportunity?

With just a wave of their hands, Wan Zhong pressed Wade to the ground with endless pressure. Wade instantly transformed into a cute tiger and showed an aggrieved face to Wan Zhong with a big smile.

"Haha, I'm just kidding. I never care about boring things like memory. Just check it. I'll treat you to dinner after you check it."

Wade said with a smile, and as he spoke, he quietly inserted his two knives back into his back. At this time, he was thinking fearfully in his heart.

"Damn it, he is indeed the guy who dares to ask me to kiss my boss. His strength is really scary."

But although he was scared in his heart, Wade had a gentle smile on his face. He got up from the ground, smiled and let the gentle hand in his imagination touch his whole body. After a moment, Wade opened his eyes, and he saw When Wan Zhong arrived, he was frowning and only heard Wan Zhong whisper.

"It turns out that Dante chose to settle in a remote town. This is really troublesome. I can't find him one by one."

After he finished speaking, he turned around to leave. Looking at the people leaving, Wade let out a deep breath.

But just after he relaxed, Wan Zhong turned around at the door of the RV. Wade's heart skipped a beat and he only heard Wan Zhong's words of regret.

"By the way, Wade, I'm sorry for reading your memory. I think I violated your human rights, so I want to give you two gifts."

"Ah hahaha, gift, thank you so much, come on, smash me to death with your gift."

Wade's expression suddenly turned wild. It turned out that everyone was more kind than he thought. The more gifts, the better, such as the blood of his boss who was given away as if it was free of charge.

In Wade's expectant eyes, Wan Zhong said in a more regretful tone.

"The first gift is that I saw a photo of a person in your memory, your half-brother, which gave me a familiar feeling. If I remember correctly, maybe you can go to China's territorial waters and meet At the junction of Singapore, you should go to Purgatory Island and look for it. I always feel that your brother has some connection with the events that happened on Purgatory Island a few years ago."

"Oh"

Wade calmed down. When he mentioned his brother, his expression became much heavier. After searching for so many years, he finally had news about his half-brother. But surprisingly, Wade didn't feel any excitement.

"Thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. It's just that your gift hasn't been delivered yet, right? Go on, I'm waiting, I'm looking forward to it so much."

Wade continued, his expression gradually became normal, while Wan Zhong's expression became worse and worse.

"Also, Wade, while I was reading your memory just now, I checked your body by the way. You"

"Fuck, you actually peeked at my big bird. You, if you want, you can tell me directly. What are you peeking at? Do you want me to take it off for you to see?"

"Stop it, Wade, I'm sorry to tell you that although your body is as strong as usual, before you know it, you are now in the middle and late stages of lung cancer. You'd better go to the hospital. Bar"

After Wan Zhong finished speaking, he glanced at Wade with regret. Then, Wan Zhong turned around and left without looking back, while Wade stayed in place with his eyes wide open.

Two and a half hours later, Wade sat nervously in the hospital. He was no longer in the mood to tease the doctor in front of him, because the doctor was holding the examination report in his hand, and the report was Wade's own.

"Doctors"

After seeing the doctor come out with the report, Wade quickly held the doctor's hand and said nervously.

"As long as you can give me a piece of good news, even if you want to have sex with my mother, I will dig her out of the cemetery and send her to your bed, really."

"Mr. Wade Wilson, I very much disagree with your style of making fun of the dead, especially that person is your mother. However, I will not hate you or even deceive you because of it. I will tell you the truest news. I'm sorry, You have terminal lung cancer”

"How is that possible? You must be fucking lying to me. I just smoke a little too much. Apart from smoking marijuana and skating, I don't even touch drugs. What's more, my body has always been great. How could I have lung cancer?”

"Sorry, Mr. Wade, after a brief contact, I can feel that you are an optimistic person. Please maintain your optimism, which will have an extremely important positive effect on the treatment you are about to receive."

Looking at Wade's expression as if he was about to die, the doctor comforted him sadly on the surface. In fact, he almost burst into laughter because he had just not only investigated Wade's illness, but also inquired about Wade's illness through the American medical system. According to the credit card records of the past half month, Wade has spent money lavishly, and Wade actually has no medical insurance. Haha, a doctor can earn about $50,000 for a single patient like this.

Especially since Wade has a terminal disease that cannot be cured at all, the doctor doesn’t even have to worry about the consequences, haha, exciting

However, no matter how irritated his heart was, the doctor had to remain normal to Wade. He held Wade's hand tightly as if he was in the same pain as Wade.

"Don't worry, Mr. Wade, I will do my best to treat your cancer. You have to believe that we have the strength to defeat it. Now please go back and prepare your medical expenses, or you can ask your friends and relatives to Send it, but it must be fast, and the treatment of cancer cannot be delayed.”

"Okay, damn, if I had known I wouldn't have looked for the lady yesterday, no, no, no, if I had known, I would have looked for four of them yesterday, who knows how many more times I could have played."

Wade was on the verge of crying, and then he rushed out of the hospital expressionlessly. He sat on the street next to the hospital and nervously took out his phone.

"I have to find the boss, but I don't have his new number. I can only choose to believe that the number the boss told me is true. I hope this number can be connected."

Wade muttered, and then he quickly pressed the button on the phone. After a while, the phone entered a short busy tone. Five seconds later, the call was actually connected.

In the sky, in the middle of the clouds, everyone sitting upright looked at Wade attentively. When he heard that Wade actually made the call, he was stunned

"What's going on? Is magic really that magical? I tried hundreds of people's mobile phones but couldn't get through. Is it true that the magician Constantine couldn't receive calls that were malicious to him? "

After thinking about it, Wan Zhong cleared his mind. He had to find out Dante's location through Wade's dialogue. This was the best chance to find Dante.

Right under his nose, Wade whispered.

"Boss Zha Kang, where is my dear boss? I have something urgent to find him. Human lives are at stake."

"Who the hell are you uh Wade"

Constantine asked tentatively, and then he heard Wade's reply.

"No I'm not Wade, I'm George Clooney"

"As expected, it's you son of a bitch. Tell me what happened."

"Constantine, something happened to me, something big happened, I am going to die"

"Where are you? Hell, you are Dante and I's favorite little brother. Wait for me. I will definitely collect your body after you die. Remember to hide your Edman before you die. Alloy knives, don’t let others pick them away, I will keep them for you.”

"Damn, I still have a long time to play, I have fucking cancer, lung cancer, terminal stage, I tell you, Constantine, tell me Dante's phone number quickly, or I will curse you to have the same cancer as me "

Listening to Wade's curse, Constantine replied disdainfully.

"Lung cancer, my God, I need to smoke a cigarette quickly to calm down. As for Dante's phone number, he has been changing phone numbers a bit recently. Fortunately, when he left me a few days ago, we left each other. Pass the number, please remember it,"

"Thank you. I wish you late stage lung cancer. Goodbye."

After getting the number he needed, Wade said one last word and then hung up the phone. After that, Constantine in the Everything Room laughed.

"Guys, I have some good news for you. We may be losing Wade. He has lung cancer. It's terminal."

Constantine smiled and said loudly to everyone who was learning to draw the magic circle. Just after he finished speaking, everyone was stunned.

Victor: "Lung cancer Wade is really unlucky, but the boss should have a way."

Logan: "It's nothing. I've even had my head smashed many times, so he'll be fine."

Frank: "Zha Kang, although Wade is a bit talkative, he is my comrade's brother after all. Your damn mouth actually cursed our common friend. You should really be the one suffering from lung cancer."

Zed: "Constantine doesn't get lung cancer, slutty bastards like him just get AIDS"

So, under everyone's discussion, Constantine actually nodded.

"Zed is right. I really should get checked out. I forgot to wear a condom last time. Okay, you guys can study on your own today. I'll go to the hospital soon."

After he finished speaking, he actually drove away. Frank and the other two ignored him and tried to draw the magic circle on their own. Only Zed was left gritting his teeth in the room.

"Constantine, you bastard, don't think I don't know that you just dated a nurse recently. You really deserve to get lung cancer. Go to hell."