American comic world demon hunter
Chapter 341 Smoking a cigarette to calm down
The meal with Coulson lasted for more than seven hours. During this time, Dante also watched two movies, one was The Godfather and the other was The Godfather 2.
Of course not in the movie theater. In the digital age, mobile phones are romantic, and the picture quality of Coulson's mobile phone is much better than that of Dante, so Dante shamelessly took Coulson's phone away.
"Dante, hey, I can give you my phone number, but can you leave the hammer with me for a few more days? You have also seen that there are countless scientists analyzing the hammer now, even if you only give me two days With time, we can all achieve greater results than we have now.”
"What"
Hearing Colson's words, Dante rolled his eyes and clasped his ears. His expression looked like contempt.
"You want to study Mjolnir"
"Is that the name of this hammer? Yes, in Norse mythology, Thor's hammer is indeed called Mjolnir."
Colson said with a smile, and then he held Dante's hand. Dante casually pulled his hand back, and then he said rudely
"You are thinking too much. To be honest, it is completely impossible for your technology to study anything in Mjolnir. Let me assume that what you scientists are planning to do is like the evolution of single-celled organisms into humans. The process is incredible.”
"Hey"
Hearing Dante say this, Coulson sighed helplessly. He knew this, but even if he knew that Mjolnir was a treasure that could not be opened, it could not stop SHIELD from attacking Mjolnir. Neil's expectations
"Forget it. I see that you are no longer in the mood to continue eating. How about I make the decision and return the hammer to you?"
"Shit, it's not that I'm not in the mood to eat anymore, but I've already eaten two thousand and sixty-three pizzas. Your men haven't served new pizzas for half an hour. What do you want me to eat? Air?”
Dante scolded depressedly, and then he stood up quickly. He did not say goodbye to Colson, but turned around and walked directly to the laboratory that he smashed into half a ruin.
After approaching there, Dante accidentally heard what the scientists said
"Come on, in two hours, we will definitely be able to repair our instruments, and then we can analyze Thor's Hammer and Demon Hunter's Pandora's Box. Everyone, work hard."
"puff"
Hearing the words of an unknown scholar, Dante almost burst out laughing. "Sister, my relationship has been going on for so long, and these scholars haven't even repaired their instruments."
However, Dante has no intention of accommodating them. He is still thinking about it. Next, he will leave the United States with Thor's Hammer and Pandora and go to the vast ocean. He wants to find Atlantis. Tis, he wants to do the two things Loki asked him to do together.
Thinking of this, Dante had already entered the laboratory. The moment he came in, all the scientists stopped what they were doing. They all looked at Dante. Even Dante's character, I almost blushed when they looked at me
"cough cough"
Dante pretended to cough twice, and then said cruelly
"I've finished eating. This meal took a long time. Thank you for helping me take care of my things."
After he finished speaking, he didn't care about the expressions of a group of people who looked like their parents had died. He walked carelessly into the middle of the crowd and easily picked up Pandora and Thor's Hammer, which no one could pick up. When Dante was about to leave with the hammer, the older one among the scientists suddenly spoke.
"Dante, with all due respect, even if this is your trophy, it really shouldn't be left to rust in your collection room. It contains extremely powerful power. If we get it, the science and technology of human society will be greatly affected." It can be improved by at least two hundred years.”
"Oh, this thing has been left over from the dwarves and Asgardians for a long time. It is actually at least two hundred years more advanced than you. I am really worried about you. What you say will only make me think that you are very... behind"
To make a joke, Dante soared into the sky, but as soon as he climbed into the air, the phone in his pocket rang.
Picking up the phone and taking a look, he saw an unfamiliar number, but the number seemed a bit familiar. Dante always felt like he had seen the owner of this number somewhere.
What should you do when you don’t know who is calling you? Everyone has his own opinion on this matter. Just like for Dante, his choice is of course to answer the phone.
"Who"
"I"
"Who are you"
"I am me"
"fuck you"
"Hey, boss, I'm so sad that you can't hear my voice. I'm Wade."
"Oh, it's Wade, let me repeat and emphasize it again, fuck you, Wade, are you feeling comfortable now?"
"It's even more uncomfortable, boss"
Wade shouted in pain, but his pain sounded more like coquettishness. Damn it, Dante really hated Wade's coquettish feeling. It was disgusting.
"Speak to me carefully, what happened?"
Dante yelled, and then, Wade's voice actually returned to normal, which made Dante feel incredible.
"Boss, I tell you seriously, you may be about to lose me."
"Why, you want to resign?"
Hearing Wade's first serious words, Dante asked in a low voice. Although he didn't like Wade, when he decided to leave, Dante was still a little reluctant to leave. If Wade quit, what would he do? Who can you scold?
"No, no, no, boss, I will never resign. I will definitely die at my job of exterminating demons. I love this profession."
"Fart, you love the big house where you work"
"Boss, I really love my current job. Unfortunately, even if I like it here, I'm afraid I won't be able to stay for too long. I'm going to die."
"what"
Hearing Wade's last words, Dante was really stunned. At this time, Wade was actually trembling. Even Dante could hear the sound of Wade's teeth chattering up and down.
"What's wrong with you, Wade, tell me where you are and what the purpose of your captor is, and I'll go rescue you."
"Boss, I'm afraid it's God who caught me. I have lung cancer, late stage."
Hearing Dante's concern on the phone, Wade's eyes instantly moistened a little. While telling Dante about his condition, Wade reached out and rubbed his eyes.
"Damn it, cigarette ashes got into my eyes, I shouldn't lie down and smoke"
Wade muttered and quickly wiped his eyes. Unfortunately, his muttering was heard by Dante, and then Dante couldn't help but cursed.
"You son of a bitch has terminal lung cancer and you still smoke. If you let me smoke, I'll go over there right now and beat you to death, you little piggy."
This was the last word Wade heard. Dante hung up the phone directly. Dante kicked his feet and his whole body turned into a silver phantom and disappeared in the sky above the SHIELD temporary research institute.
Wade in the RV in New York looked extremely innocent at this time.
"Damn it, the boss really cares about me, but I already have lung cancer, why don't you let me smoke a cigarette to calm down the panic?"
Fortunately, Dante didn't hear his last words, otherwise Dante would have broken his third leg and squeezed his semen properly.
At this time, unlike Wade's careless look, in the Atlanta hospital, Constantine, who was halfway through his cigarette, was throwing the cigarette butt out in a panic.
"What the hell did you say?"
The moment he threw away the cigarette, Constantine stretched out his hand and grabbed the woman in front of him. No, no, no, it's a collar, a collar.
"I'll give you one last chance to say it again. When you say it, you'd better think about the countless orgasms I've brought you and our feelings."
"I know, John, I love you. I love you more than my husband and son. I can't live without you, so I want you to quit smoking. You have terminal lung cancer."
"To shut up"
After hearing what the female doctor said, Constantine threw the female doctor directly against the wall. The female doctor fell to the ground with a bang, but she was not angry, but smiled with difficulty.
"John, I don't want to lose you. Believe me, as long as we treat it in time and as long as you and I fight the disease together, we can survive and we can conquer cancer."
"No, no, no, that's not what I want to hear. Please tell me that you are joking with me. Although this joke is a little too much, I heard it from your own mouth. Please tell me that what you said is just a joke. What's more, I haven't even had a test, so how can you conclude that I have cancer?"
As he spoke, Constantine sat down on the sofa with a bang. He was so naked that the movement of sitting down pressed his big bird
"I'm not here to see a fucking doctor, I'm here to have sex. I thought I would do what we used to do, I'd surprise you by stripping naked, and then you'd surprise me with your new underwear, but you didn't You told me that I had cancer all at once, how could that be possible? Did you judge it by what I ejaculated?"
Constantine said painfully that he couldn't believe that he was really sick. He couldn't believe it at all. He was just having sex as usual, but why did he have lung cancer?
Unexpectedly, after hearing Constantine's last words, the female doctor actually nodded.
"I didn't expect you to actually know. Okay, I admit, I lied to you."
"Hahaha, sure enough, great, I knew that wasn't true."
Constantine roared excitedly, but the woman's words immediately poured cold water on him.
"My love for you is indeed not true. It's just that my husband has always wanted a daughter. Even though we have a son, he still wants a daughter. He never knew that his sperm has no vitality, so I have to rely on myself." To fulfill his wish for a daughter, I found you."
"Fake, you bitch, what did you say?"
In this sentence, the female doctor caused more harm to Constantine than lung cancer.
Seeing the disbelief on Constantine's face, the woman said sheepishly.
"Yes, what I said is true. I'm not afraid to tell you this. My husband and I had our first son through my own efforts, but he was still not satisfied. He also wanted a daughter. , he doesn’t know anything, but I can only listen to him, I want to maintain my marriage, and I want to give him a daughter.”
"Are you going to give him a daughter like this? He's not even his fucking son."
"So what, do you want me to adopt you? In short, I chose you, but when I kept your sperm for culture, I accidentally discovered signs of cancer in your genes, and then I took your blood , do you remember?”
"Fuck, no wonder you bit my turtle last time, Fake"
Constantine cursed angrily, and even kicked him away. He was really glad that he had cancer at this time, otherwise, he would have had an extra son or daughter out of nowhere, and that child would be a test-tube baby. Really Damn the dog
"Get out of here, I don't know what I'm supposed to say now, I just want to take whatever I put in you disgusting bitch back and hit the wall, damn, don't expect us to come back There’s a chance to see you again”
Constantine was angry, but looking at the woman in front of him with her merciless attitude and the face that was so sexy that it made him jump to the sky, Constantine finally opened the door and left.
As for the woman, looking at Constantine's leaving figure, she only felt regretful in her heart. Constantine was very capable, had a big dick, had a flirtatious temperament, and had a handsome face. He was simply a perfect match for a lover. It's a pity that it would be difficult to find such a high-quality man in the future. My lover came to borrow a seed
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but sigh
"Hey, what will I do in the future? Do I have to spend a lot of money to have a child?"
She was chanting, but before she could finish her words, the door of the office was smashed open, and Constantine went back to the room to put on his clothes, cursing, and then left cursing again. In the process, the female doctor said: Without saying a word, she even wanted to die
Because when Konstantin broke the door and came in to get his clothes, he was naked. The most important thing is that everyone in the department saw it.
"Constantine, I'm not done with you"
The woman cursed, and then she locked herself up like an ostrich, pretending not to see the pointing fingers of her colleagues.
As for Constantine, he didn’t hear the female doctor’s last words, otherwise he would have pointed at the woman’s nose and said,
"There are so many demons that I have trouble with, who are you?"
It's a pity that God didn't give him a chance to say those words. At this time, he got into his broken pickup truck lifelessly. He started the car but didn't step on the accelerator. He just parked in the parking space and looked up in pain. roof
After watching for a long time, he habitually took out a cigarette, but as soon as the cigarette was brought to his mouth, he was startled by himself
"Damn it, I shouldn't smoke now, and I won't smoke again in the future. I keep my word. I don't want to go to hell now. What if Dante kills me in the future and doesn't recognize the demon I transformed into, so he kills me too. What to do if you die?"
He muttered, then threw the cigarette case out of the car. When the cigarette case fell into the trash can, he simply took out his lighter and threw it into the same trash can.
After doing all this, Constantine felt like he had become a cancer-fighting Constantine. He put down the backrest of the car seat and let himself lie in the car as comfortably as possible.
Time passed slowly, and Constantine continued to feel the passage of time. One minute, two minutes, and three minutes were not up yet.
"damn it"
Constantine sat up, and then he smashed open his car door. He strode to the front of the trash can, and then didn't care about his beautiful windbreaker. He actually reached into the trash can that was half a man tall and found something. smoked his own cigarette
Later, Anti-Cancer Tanting squatted next to the trash can, shakily took out a cigarette and lit it. He took a puff of smoke, and then coughed twice as hard as before.
"Smoking a cigarette really calms me down a lot."
He said.
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