Onmyoji of the Hatake family in the Naruto world
Chapter 54 Death Note?Social Death Note!
Chapter 54 Death Note?Social Death Note!
The last day of the Literary Society soon came.
"Special prize, Attack on Titan, first prize, Tokyo Ghoul, second prize, Ninja Girl Madoka, third prize, Morning Flower and Night Oath, that's it!" Seimei arranged.
"Are the martial arts in our great empire so unimpressive?" Masahiko asked.
"But no one really wrote it! By the way, have you seen Giant?" Qingming asked.
"I've seen it. Some people say that Giants were once glorious. But in my opinion, it's like I came to a restaurant and ordered a dish. The waiter said that it was a famous dish in the store and that it would take a long time to cook it. OK I agree.
So the waiter poured me a glass of fresh orange juice, and I was immediately looking forward to what kind of delicacy this would be. After waiting for a long time, a group of waiters came to me in a dining car. When they arrived at the table, they each performed their duties. Some tied napkins for me, some set the dishes and chopsticks for me, and some even filled my drinks. After they were ready, they brought out the main course. I couldn't wait to stare at the plate cover from the stainless steel plate. The top gradually left, and the golden light shone from the inside as the dinner plate cover left. Gradually, I saw the edge of a white jade. The white jade looked like hardened rice soup, clean and translucent, like a piece of hearty rice. The ice, vaguely showing the slightest hint of coldness, is so delicate that you can't bear to touch it with your hands, as if it will melt with just a gentle touch.And something so precious turned out to be a dish plate!Oh my gosh!What kind of dish is this!Before I could recover from my surprise, the waiter had already taken off the plate cover, and what was in front of me was a steaming pile of shit? !
I couldn't help but say "Huh?" and looked up at the chef who was beside me with a sense of accomplishment. He soon noticed something strange about me. He stretched out his right hand, with four fingers except the index finger bent, and his thumb pressed against the middle finger. He straightened his arm and let out an "Oh!" sound as if he realized something was wrong, so he used his index finger, middle finger and thumb to pinch a pinch of cumin from the spice box on the dining cart. On top of that hot shit.
Then I asked in surprise: Is this chocolate made like this? The chef smiled and stuck out his butt and took another poop. "Please use it slowly." He smiled politely at me, and then left.
The other chef didn't seem to understand why he did this and gave him a confused look. "No matter what the final taste is, there are always people who can imagine it as a delicious food that they can't understand, and then praise it." This is his answer. Masahiko replied.
"Isayama Hajime used a unique way to let everyone remember him and the giant forever." Seimei said.
"Indeed, they used to say that the shows with Hiroyuki Sawano's soundtracks were all bad shows that opened high and went low. I used Giant to refute them. After the completion of Giant, I can only say that Hiroyuki Sawano is sincere and will not deceive me! "Masahiko took a sip of tea.
"Mikasa's child in the extra page is actually named Eren. When the grave was being swept that day, the child ran to his father and said: Dad, is my name in memory of this uncle?
The father returned: Son, that's not the case, I just want to tell him, Allen, I am CNM! Qingming said with a smile.
"Father!" Yu Li walked in holding a black notebook. "What do you think this is?"
"Damn it! Death Note! Girl! If you have something to say, please tell me! Put that thing down first!" Qingming advised.
With a few "swish, swish, swish" sounds, Yu Li wrote Qingming's name on the note.
"You...ah!" Qingming took a few steps forward, then tripped on his left foot and fell down on his right foot. He rolled a few times and then stopped. Masahiko helped him up, but he failed to hold him steady. Instead, he pulled Masahiko down from his seat. Everyone kowtowed to Yu Li.
"Father, Uncle Zhengyan, why are you giving such a great gift?" Yu Li asked hypocritically.
"Deathnote? My eldest niece, can you please erase my uncle's name? Wait, Social Deathnote, good guy! Social Death Note! Qingming, why are you so stupid? Do it! You unfilial daughter, don't discipline me. , let me help you discipline him!" Masahiko said angrily.
"Masahiko Uzumaki, he ruined his robe. He was wearing black stockings and lace underwear under the robe." Yu Li wrote.
"Bang!" Masahiko broke the robe with a fart. He was wearing black stockings and lace underwear under the robe.
"You're cruel! Shuriken Substitution Technique!" Masahiko disappeared, leaving only one shuriken in place.
"Say it! Let's make trouble!" Qingming asked.
"Father, Xixia has been found, so..." Yu Li said.
"Are you leaving?" Qingming interrupted.
"No, I will bother you for a while longer. The main reason is that we are going to my father-in-law and mother-in-law's house for dinner tonight." Yu Li said.
"Then show this thing to Tobirama tonight." Seimei took out a piece of paper.
"Okay!" Yu Li nodded, but she didn't know that it was written on the paper that Qianshou Feijian had three boxes of condoms on credit and the annual interest rate was 999%.There are also the signatures and dates of Tobirama and Seimei underneath.
"Old Zheng! Do you want to have hot pot together tonight? I'll invite you! Don't worry, my daughter is going to Tobirama! OK, OK! See you at Shichimiju tonight!" After Seimei and Masahiko talked on the phone, they went home to call for Hui At night, prepare to go to Qiweiju to eat hot pot at night.
Police Department.
"Report to the Minister! Someone reported the case! Kurama Kato, the second young master of the Kurama family, and Kato Kato, the second young master of the Kato family, are dead!" A police officer from the Uchiha family walked in and said.
"How did you die?" Qianye asked
"According to the autopsy, he died from a methane explosion!"
"Yo Xi! These two cheated me out of my money, bah! These two ungrateful bastards are finally dead! It's so fucking satisfying! Go! Bring me the 20-year-old banknote!"
"Yes!"
??Asking for recommendation votes
?
??
(End of this chapter)
The last day of the Literary Society soon came.
"Special prize, Attack on Titan, first prize, Tokyo Ghoul, second prize, Ninja Girl Madoka, third prize, Morning Flower and Night Oath, that's it!" Seimei arranged.
"Are the martial arts in our great empire so unimpressive?" Masahiko asked.
"But no one really wrote it! By the way, have you seen Giant?" Qingming asked.
"I've seen it. Some people say that Giants were once glorious. But in my opinion, it's like I came to a restaurant and ordered a dish. The waiter said that it was a famous dish in the store and that it would take a long time to cook it. OK I agree.
So the waiter poured me a glass of fresh orange juice, and I was immediately looking forward to what kind of delicacy this would be. After waiting for a long time, a group of waiters came to me in a dining car. When they arrived at the table, they each performed their duties. Some tied napkins for me, some set the dishes and chopsticks for me, and some even filled my drinks. After they were ready, they brought out the main course. I couldn't wait to stare at the plate cover from the stainless steel plate. The top gradually left, and the golden light shone from the inside as the dinner plate cover left. Gradually, I saw the edge of a white jade. The white jade looked like hardened rice soup, clean and translucent, like a piece of hearty rice. The ice, vaguely showing the slightest hint of coldness, is so delicate that you can't bear to touch it with your hands, as if it will melt with just a gentle touch.And something so precious turned out to be a dish plate!Oh my gosh!What kind of dish is this!Before I could recover from my surprise, the waiter had already taken off the plate cover, and what was in front of me was a steaming pile of shit? !
I couldn't help but say "Huh?" and looked up at the chef who was beside me with a sense of accomplishment. He soon noticed something strange about me. He stretched out his right hand, with four fingers except the index finger bent, and his thumb pressed against the middle finger. He straightened his arm and let out an "Oh!" sound as if he realized something was wrong, so he used his index finger, middle finger and thumb to pinch a pinch of cumin from the spice box on the dining cart. On top of that hot shit.
Then I asked in surprise: Is this chocolate made like this? The chef smiled and stuck out his butt and took another poop. "Please use it slowly." He smiled politely at me, and then left.
The other chef didn't seem to understand why he did this and gave him a confused look. "No matter what the final taste is, there are always people who can imagine it as a delicious food that they can't understand, and then praise it." This is his answer. Masahiko replied.
"Isayama Hajime used a unique way to let everyone remember him and the giant forever." Seimei said.
"Indeed, they used to say that the shows with Hiroyuki Sawano's soundtracks were all bad shows that opened high and went low. I used Giant to refute them. After the completion of Giant, I can only say that Hiroyuki Sawano is sincere and will not deceive me! "Masahiko took a sip of tea.
"Mikasa's child in the extra page is actually named Eren. When the grave was being swept that day, the child ran to his father and said: Dad, is my name in memory of this uncle?
The father returned: Son, that's not the case, I just want to tell him, Allen, I am CNM! Qingming said with a smile.
"Father!" Yu Li walked in holding a black notebook. "What do you think this is?"
"Damn it! Death Note! Girl! If you have something to say, please tell me! Put that thing down first!" Qingming advised.
With a few "swish, swish, swish" sounds, Yu Li wrote Qingming's name on the note.
"You...ah!" Qingming took a few steps forward, then tripped on his left foot and fell down on his right foot. He rolled a few times and then stopped. Masahiko helped him up, but he failed to hold him steady. Instead, he pulled Masahiko down from his seat. Everyone kowtowed to Yu Li.
"Father, Uncle Zhengyan, why are you giving such a great gift?" Yu Li asked hypocritically.
"Deathnote? My eldest niece, can you please erase my uncle's name? Wait, Social Deathnote, good guy! Social Death Note! Qingming, why are you so stupid? Do it! You unfilial daughter, don't discipline me. , let me help you discipline him!" Masahiko said angrily.
"Masahiko Uzumaki, he ruined his robe. He was wearing black stockings and lace underwear under the robe." Yu Li wrote.
"Bang!" Masahiko broke the robe with a fart. He was wearing black stockings and lace underwear under the robe.
"You're cruel! Shuriken Substitution Technique!" Masahiko disappeared, leaving only one shuriken in place.
"Say it! Let's make trouble!" Qingming asked.
"Father, Xixia has been found, so..." Yu Li said.
"Are you leaving?" Qingming interrupted.
"No, I will bother you for a while longer. The main reason is that we are going to my father-in-law and mother-in-law's house for dinner tonight." Yu Li said.
"Then show this thing to Tobirama tonight." Seimei took out a piece of paper.
"Okay!" Yu Li nodded, but she didn't know that it was written on the paper that Qianshou Feijian had three boxes of condoms on credit and the annual interest rate was 999%.There are also the signatures and dates of Tobirama and Seimei underneath.
"Old Zheng! Do you want to have hot pot together tonight? I'll invite you! Don't worry, my daughter is going to Tobirama! OK, OK! See you at Shichimiju tonight!" After Seimei and Masahiko talked on the phone, they went home to call for Hui At night, prepare to go to Qiweiju to eat hot pot at night.
Police Department.
"Report to the Minister! Someone reported the case! Kurama Kato, the second young master of the Kurama family, and Kato Kato, the second young master of the Kato family, are dead!" A police officer from the Uchiha family walked in and said.
"How did you die?" Qianye asked
"According to the autopsy, he died from a methane explosion!"
"Yo Xi! These two cheated me out of my money, bah! These two ungrateful bastards are finally dead! It's so fucking satisfying! Go! Bring me the 20-year-old banknote!"
"Yes!"
??Asking for recommendation votes
?
??
(End of this chapter)
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