Onmyoji of the Hatake family in the Naruto world

Chapter 55: I provide people, you provide money, split the account [-]-[-], I pay [-]% and you [-]%, isn’t it beautiful?

"Old Zheng! I came to you this time mainly for a few things." Qingming and Masahiko were chatting, while Kaguya was eating hot pot next to him.

"Are you kidding? Don't beep! Otherwise your wife will eat everything!" Masahiko shouted.

"If you don't listen to me, you will have to watch Kaguya eat, and you will have to watch her add vegetables!" Qingming said with a smile.

"Okay! Say it!" Masahiko said helplessly.

"I'll provide the people, you provide the money, and we'll split the accounts between [-] and [-], and together we'll come up with computers, mobile phones, and other things!" Qingming said.

"The third generation of digital is poor, SLR will ruin your life! And even if you succeed, you still have to pay taxes! Give up!" Masahiko refused righteously.

"Look, can this make money?" Qingming took out a handful of Gatling.

"If you can make money, you are wanted." Masahiko said.

"Then look, can this make money?" Qingming took out a stack of 50 banknotes.

"If you can make money, pay taxes!" Masahiko replied.

"Then look, if you add this and this, can you make money without being wanted or paying taxes?"

"May I ask you who is sacred?"

"I am officially certified by the Shenhan Empire as a nominee for the 20th Eighth Outstanding Tiandao Award, a non-staff member of the Heavenly Court Water Department, a close friend of the Buddhist Buddha Namo's compassionate nuclear peace, the founder of the world, a great friend of the Japanese teacher Nobi Nobita Tathagata, and a close friend of Marshal Pikachu Fuso of the Thunder Department. Hatake Seimei." Seimei said, taking out a book of certificates and photos.

"Then why don't you go kill Otsutsuki?"

"Oh, how many divisions does Otsutsuki have that are enough for our Shenhan Empire to suppress? One is from Wuming, the other is because he doesn't want to damage the cosmic environment, and the third is too lazy to write an application to Han Xin, that old boy, the review process is much longer, I can't tell The application I wrote today will come 500 years later.”

"Good guy! You have such a great background!" Masahiko exclaimed.

"Of course! Lin Bei, isn't it normal for me to be a million times better than you?" Qingming said with a smile.

"Pfft! (It means CNM in Chaoshan dialect!) Take advantage of me!" Masahiko smiled and gathered a Rasengan.

"Qiaodou sack! There's one more thing!" Qingming said.

"speak!"

"We are writing a book together. Have you read it?"

"I haven't seen the original film, but I've seen a certain Alaska commentary."

“That’s easy, let’s eat first!”

The next day, the two began to write (revise) the (magic) book.

At the same time, the Budokai also entered the knockout rounds.

"My name is Hatake Hanao, I am 17 years old. I live in the Hatake house in the north of Konoha Village. I am unmarried. I work in Soul Society Seireitei. I have to work overtime every day until eight o'clock in the evening. I have no addiction to smoking. I only taste the wine briefly. I go to bed at [-] o'clock at night, and I must sleep for eight hours a day. Before going to bed, I must drink a glass of warm milk, then I will be deeply absorbed in the two soft exercises, go to bed, and fall asleep. Until dawn , I will never leave it until the next day because of fatigue or difficulty. The doctors all say that I am very normal." Hanyu said with a smile.

"What are you talking about?" Tiandao Qingming looked confused, "Is it Chuunibyou? The main body really left me with a difficult problem."

"My name is Hatake Hanyu, I am 17 years old. I live in the ancestral home of the Hatake family in the north of Konoha Village. I am unmarried. I am the boss of the 8th Division of the Seireitei Gotei in Soul Society. I have to work overtime until night every day. I can't go home until 11 o'clock. I don't smoke, and I only have a taste of wine. I go to bed at 8 o'clock in the evening and sleep for 20 hours a day. Before going to bed, I must drink a glass of warm milk, then do [-] minutes of soft exercises and go to bed. , and fell asleep immediately. I slept until dawn and never left fatigue and stress until the next day. The doctors said I was normal." Hanyu smiled and took out Frostmourne.

"Holy shit! What the hell does this mean? I don't understand! Cosplay Yoshikage Kira? It's so annoying, this brat! I don't feel anything when the main body does that kind of thing. How can I have feelings for him? I can't. You can't waterproof even if you hit hard, and it's too serious, and it has to be tied. Who the hell can do it! Idiot body! You enjoy the good things, and I take the blame for the difficult things. Do you really think that God is ruthless? And that is the legendary Dutiful son's sword! Will I really not die if you hit me? Forget it, never mind, just touch the tower and it will open!" Tiandao Qingming thought, flew up, and began to sing: "How many floors can a bag of rice carry? A bag of rice needs to be resisted on the second floor. I will give you a bag of rice, and I will wash a bag of rice. I washed so much mud in a bag of rice! Who will give you a bag of rice when you have mud in your mouth? I am the bone of mysword.bodyは剣で出ている.Steelismybody, andfireismyblood.血流は鉄で心は丝子.Ihavecreatedoverathousandblades. Several たびの戦fieldをVietnam えて undefeated.UnknowntoDeath.ただのOnceもdefeatはなく.NorknowntoLife.たIt's easy to understand. Havewithstoodpaintcreatemanyweapons.　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　.Yet, thosehandswillneverholdanything. Therefore, career に Meaning はなく.SoasIpray, UnlimitedBladeWorks.その体は、きっと剣で出ていた.True Unlimited Sword System The ultimate secret of the sword art: I am the sword bone!"

After chanting, many phantoms of long swords appeared next to Tendo Seimei, flying towards Hanyu.

"Swastika! The infinite filial son's magic weapon! One of a kind! Kill the adoptive father Fang Tianji, now! Lu Bu has been wandering for half his life, only regretting that he has never met his master. If he doesn't abandon him, he is willing to worship him as his adoptive father, and he will live through fire and water. No excuses!" After saying this, Yu Sheng knelt down and kowtowed.

"My son, please get up quickly!" Tiandao Qingming said subconsciously.

"A man born in heaven and earth, how can he live in depression for a long time? You thief, take your life!" Yuyu threw the Fang Tianji out, and when it was about to hit Tiandao Qingming, Tiandao Qingming shouted: "I abstain!" and then canceled it! The clone dies.

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3 minute later.

"The second game, Saber players versus Rider players, starts now!"

"My son-in-law meets his father-in-law! Bah! Uchiha Obito has met Sakumo-sama!" Obito said with a smile.

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