Onmyoji of the Hatake family in the Naruto world

Chapter 58 Please God

"Boundary, full output!" After Qingming opened the barrier, he looked at his elder brother and said, "Fuck! I forgot that I need authorization to contact my colleagues! Authorize!"

"The identity information is correct, the authorization is successful, and the heavenly employee mode has been activated." A voice came from the big brother.

"Bei, Kan, Gui, Zi." Qingming read.

"We are connecting you with True Lord Shui De." The big brother continued to say, "The call has been connected."

"May I ask, Lord Shui De Zhenxin?" Qingming asked.

"It's me." A young boy's voice came out from the other end of the big brother, "Who are you?"

"Leader, I am Hatake Seimei, a non-staff member of the Water Department. Now I am encountering some difficulties and may need your help. Can you send a note to ask a few colleagues to help me?"

"You want to eat shit! It's a fucking holiday! Do you pay overtime? Do you pay for travel expenses?"

"Okay, okay, I'll take care of it. When will you send someone?"

"Now...wait a minute, what's your population in Fuso? I can't control you. I'll transfer you to Marshal Pikachu of the Thunder Department, who is Fuso just like you. Talk to him yourself. Remember to reimburse Marshal Pikachu and me for the phone bill and Overtime pay and travel expenses!”

"Ah this..."

"Hey, fellow! This is Pikachu! Which area are you in? Or give me the permission to teleport, and I'll go find you?" After transferring Pikachu, a voice from the other side came from the other side.

"Okay, the permissions have been opened for you, come here quickly, otherwise I may die!"

"Hold on for 5 more minutes!"

"Boom!" The barrier shattered.

"Evil means beheading!" Qingming had one of his legs cut off by Hei Qingming. He was holding a knife and limping away, but was attacked by Hei Qingming and nailed to the wall with the knife.

"Where are your reinforcements? Weren't you very arrogant just now? Keep going!" Hei Qingming pressed forward step by step.

"Oh, you should be in cooling down now, right? Otherwise you can just kill me with one knife, so why bother talking?" Qingming said harshly.

"Then, welcome death!" As Hei Qingming brandished his sword, Qingming read quickly: "Under Lei Zu, he was born in Fuso, a mouse Pokémon with yellow fur, spicy eggplant fruit, and a power bag on his cheeks. Pikapi, Pikachu . Please always read the Marshal's instructions. The heart seal is everywhere, and the Marshal appears. Marshal Fuso Thunder Skin, one hundred thousand volts to kill the evil spirit. I sincerely invite Marshal Pikachu to come!"

"One hundred thousand, volts!" A bolt of lightning struck Qingming, and at the same time, a blond woman wearing a Pikachu hooded windbreaker, extremely dark circles under her eyes, and a pair of round-rimmed glasses arrived.

"Eh? Where is the person?" Then, she turned her head and saw Qingming lying on the ground, pointing forward with one hand, and blood all around him.

"You... hit the wrong person..." Qingming said and fainted.

"Ah...wait a minute, don't die! Otherwise I will be imprisoned! Woohoo!" Pikachu Girl took out a few bottles of small pills and poured them into Qingming's mouth.

"Ahem... don't drink any more, I'm almost... exhausted... vomit..." Qingming slowly opened her eyes and started to vomit.

"I'm sorry, I'll make sure to pay attention next time and travel at public expense. Oh no, I'm a little excited after not traveling for a long time." Pikachu said guiltily.

"It's okay, let's deal with the enemy first! This guy has time and space abilities, which is particularly tricky. I'll take a break first, and you'll be lucky!" Qingming said with a smile.

"Okay, leave it to me!" Then Pikachu Girl directly released a hundred thousand volts towards Hei Qingming.

"Not bad, my hands are not itchy anymore." Hei Qingming said as he took the hundred thousand volts with his bare hands.

"Millions of volts!"

"Just this little electricity? Are you here to electrocute my mosquitoes? Thank you! The other me, thank you for the tool man you found!" Hei Qingming continued to taunt.

"Damn it! I want you to know that this job as the God of Thunder was not obtained through connections! Ten million volts!" Pikachu said angrily.

"Are you tickling me? Don't stop, this strength is just right." Hei Qingming kept having a bad mouth.

"One hundred million volts!"

"Not bad, not bad. I've made a little progress. If you apply more force, you should be able to give me a haircut." Hei Qingming muttered.

"Gah! It's unbearable! Billions of volts!" Pikachu couldn't bear it anymore and turned up the power.

"Oops, I have no strength now? Are gods so weak? No way! How about hiring someone to fight for me?" Hei Qingming continued to be angry.

"Return to the core level with the sincerity. Explode with the bomb, save people through calamities. Die for the emperor, die for the emperor, die for the king, nameless and without a name. The explosion of the sky, the explosion of the earth, the explosion of people, the hidden saint appears to the mortal." A total of [-] fusions. A trillion-weight fission. The evolution is now and in the past, and the core is an ordinary five thousand words. It controls life and death, and the number of hydrogen, helium, nitrogen, sulfur, zirconium and uranium is nine to five. Great compassion and great wishes, great sage and great mercy, Lord Dongfeng Dao, the Heavenly Lord of Nuclear Fusion and Fission. I would like to greet you, the Heavenly Lord of Nuclear Fusion and Fission!" Pikachu said.

"Who is looking for me?" A phantom appeared, the Fusion and Fission Heavenly Lord was sitting on the lotus platform, his eyes narrowed slightly.

"Tianzun, there are people here who have violated our divine laws, disrupted time and space, and injured public officials. I have no choice but to ask for your help." Pikachu Girl stepped forward and handed a wad of bills.

"Then I will take this person away. Also, little girls of the Pikachu clan, remember to practice well and don't let others see that you, the marshal, got in by bribing the relationship between the examiner and your father." Nuclear fusion fission. Tianzun took Hei Qingming into custody and warned.

"I got it." Pikachu Girl scratched her head, "You're good to go!"

"Good guy! It turns out you got here through connections!" Qingming said after the Fusion and Fission Heavenly Lord left.

"Fart! Since our Pikachu clan immigrated to Heaven from Fuso, we have had at least one marshal in every generation. After all, I am the son who inherited my father's legacy!" Pikachu's mother turned her head and said.

"Isn't that still a related household? By the way, what's your name?" Qingming asked.

"My name is Ye Qiu, and my full name is Ye Qiu Pikachu. You can just call me Ye Qiu. By the way, I'm going to stay with you for a few days. Remember to include food and accommodation!" Ye Qiu said.

"Row!"

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(End of this chapter)