Onmyoji of the Hatake family in the Naruto world

Chapter 59 Hanyu’s Peach Blossom Tribulation

"Ah... my head hurts... something happened..." Hanyu covered his head and stood up, "I remember drinking some wine last night..."

"Wait...where is this?" Yuyu asked in confusion.

"You... you... who are you? Why are you in my room?" A black-haired woman walked out of the toilet with a little water stain on her face. When she saw Hanyu, she couldn't help but asked in shock.

"Would you believe me if I said I didn't know anything?" Hanyu said awkwardly.

"I believe you." The black-haired woman nodded, and then took out her mobile phone, "But you should keep these words for the police department!"

A few minutes later, Police Det.

"Brother, believe me! Your cousin, I am absolutely innocent! I didn't do anything like breaking into other people's houses or raping!" Hanyu defended.

"Although I really want to believe you, but according to the method of collecting intelligence in the Ninja Introductory Manual, the evidence is conclusive, so you can only go to jail." Blade said.

"Gan! Adjust the monitoring! Why don't you adjust the monitoring?" Yuyu scolded angrily.

"Because I don't know how." Blade explained.

"Fuck! Let's go! You go and bring an Uchiha! I'll teach you how to adjust the monitoring system myself! Then tell him to call you illiterate people!" Yu Qi walked out angrily.

"Okay, I'll call someone." Ren walked over dejectedly to call someone.

After a few minutes.

"MMP! It's you again!" Hanyu gritted his teeth as he looked at the black-haired woman, "Blade, why did you bring her with you?"

"Because she is the only Uchiha who is still in the police department without a mission." Blade explained, "and she is still in the internship period, so there is no reason not to use prostitution for nothing."

"I have never seen such a shameless person! Let's go and check the surveillance camera!"

After checking the monitoring.

"In other words, you two got together while drinking and talking last night, and then you two left together, and the last one? This is really a bloody story! But you two don't have to worry about anything, just make a note. , although escaping is shameful, it is useful, I look after you!" Ren smiled.

"Get out!" x2.

After taking notes.

"Guo Nasai! Sorry! I wasted your time because I didn't carefully recall what happened last night! I'm very sorry!" the black-haired woman bowed.

"It's okay, it's okay! After all, you drank too much, that's understandable. My name is Hatake Hanyu, what's yours?" Hanyu said.

"My name is... Yuzuru Uchiha." Yuzuru blushed for some reason.

……

A year later, Hanyu and Yuzuru got married, and they got married with their son.

"Ah Ren, tell me, how did they get together?" Qingming looked at Ren and asked.

"I'm curious too!" Blade said.

"Your nephew is about to be born, should you express it?"

"???Second uncle, what do you mean?" Ren's mind was full of questions.

"The secret of heaven must not be leaked. Everyone who knows understands it, and I won't say much about those who don't understand. There are too many interests involved, and there are too many people involved. Those who understand say they don't understand, and those who don't understand are pretending to understand, so you understand Are you done?" Qingming transformed into the Riddler.

"I understand, but I don't fully understand." Blade said paradoxically.

"Ah this..."

the other side.

"Gatlin! If you don't pay back the money you lost playing mahjong a few days ago, you will die here today!" the Fusion and Fission Heavenly Lord scolded.

"Speak carefully if you have something to say!" Gatling Bodhisattva is still on his way.

"Okay! Go down and talk to Ksitigarbha!" said the Fusion Fission Heavenly Lord.

"Buddha, save me!" Gatling Bodhisattva shouted.

"You are looking for Gautama Siddhartha. What does it have to do with me, Sakyamuni? Pay back the money first." Sakyamuni said with a smile.

"Wait! Heavenly Lord, please stay! You are looking for Gatling Bodhisattva. What does it have to do with me, Richard Jordan Gatling?" Gatling Bodhisattva tried to deceive the nuclear fusion and fission Heavenly Lord.

"What you call is the Fusion and Fission Heavenly Lord, what does it have to do with me, Dongfeng Daojun? The thief takes his life!" the Nuclear Fusion and Fission Heavenly Lord laughed.

"Gatling Bodhisattva, born in [-] A.D., saw the coming of war and endured all hardships.

Depleted uranium bullets, uranium 238, synthetic bullets, ultra-high rate of fire, [-], can penetrate tanks, no problem, are radioactive, neither alive nor dead, neither dirty nor pure, neither increasing nor decreasing.

That is why there is no one left alive in the radiation in the air, no eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body or mind, no color, sound, fragrance, touch, no vision, not even the unconscious realm, no ignorance, no end of ignorance, no old age and death, no end of old age and death.There is no way to destroy the path of suffering, no wisdom, and no gain, because there is no gain.

Depleted uranium bombs, because there is no Gatlin in the south, will penetrate in one hit, there are no obstacles, there is no fear, stay away from upside-down dreams, there will be nirvana, there will be no past life, and because of the materialism, you will receive the first-class Patriotic Merit Medal.

Therefore, we know that the Namo Gatling gun is a great divine gun, a great bright gun, a supreme gun, and an unparalleled gun. It can eliminate all suffering. It is true and true.

Therefore, the Namo Gatling Gun Mantra is said, that is to say, the mantra:

Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, six clean depleted uranium bombs.

The two armies preached Buddhism in front of the battle formation, expressing compassion for heaven and earth and saving the world.

The blue fire of great mercy and compassion appears, one person and one shot determine the world.

One breath takes thirty-six thousand revolutions, and demons and monsters turn into dust.

The Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the heavens were delighted to see the explosion of the RPG, and saw five more bright kings manifesting in the void. It was the Gatling Bodhisattva who manifested the teaching wheel body in the nuclear energy fission, the mushroom cloud of karma fire, and the five bright kings. Each has its own manifestation, one is sitting in the lotus position, in the shape of a boy.There is a seven-bun bun on the top, with hair hanging down on the left shoulder, the left eye is narrowly closed, the lower teeth touch the upper lip, showing an angry look, carrying fierce fire.It has three sides and six arms, each holding a cannon barrel, as if to cut off troubles.This Ming King sits cross-legged on a steel divine object, with five wheels wrapped around tracks to move the universe and can bear infinite weight.

This is the five-nine-change Ming King among the five teachings of Gatling Bodhisattva. He is the first in incarnation, the most changeable, and the first in magic transformation. The Ming King is incarnated with six arms and multiple turrets. It consists of bearings, gears, transmission belts, and engines. The various complex structures composed of turrets and turrets are exactly the first symbol of the Ming Dynasty in the [-]s.The Buddhas and Bodhisattvas even sang in praise:

The first fifty-nine changes in the world are so powerful and powerful that they are so clear.

His merits are vast, his wisdom is wonderful, and his light and majesty shock the world.

May I become a Buddha-like holy king and pass through life and death to achieve liberation.

The first infinite number of the turret is still five pairs of road wheels.

Praise to King Wujiu Kaiming and Praise to Namo Gatling Bodhisattva!

There are also the Ming King of Katyusha, the Ming King of Iowa, the Ming King of Dongfeng, and the Ming King of Jiwei Long, accompanying the Bodhisattva.Show signs of compassion, equality and enlightenment.Therefore, under the turret, all are aware of equality; when the tracks run over, all are aware of purity; in the direction of the east wind, all are aware of compassion: This is the supreme enlightenment, which can save countless suffering people in the world of Hengsha.Therefore, the four samadhis of Yan Hua are "many, riveting, steaming, and strong, and are equipped to hold hundreds of thousands of samadhis. Live in deep meditation and see countless Buddhas."

The Buddhas and Bodhisattvas were even more joyful. They knelt down and clasped their palms together, praising and saying: "Gatling Bodhisattva, after walking in the deep Prajna Paramita for a long time, he saw that all living beings are suffering, and he was freed from all suffering. The six-barreled machine gun fired quickly without any hindrance, so there was no hindrance. There is no fear, stay away from wave confusion. In the ultimate nirvana, all the Buddhas of the three times. According to the six-tube and six-character Great Light Mantra, Prajna Paramita, you can obtain Afudora Samyak Sambodhi."

Therefore, we know that the six pure and depleted uranium bullets of Gatling Bodhisattva are the mantra of equality, the mantra of liberation, the mantra of the supreme mantra, and the mantra of no equals.That is to say, he said the curse: cover mani padmi.One turn, one mantra, six tubes, one breath, three signs and sixty thousand turns to save all sentient beings without ever resting.How great is Gatling Bodhisattva; how good is Gatling Bodhisattva.Gatling Bodhi Samadhi Samadhi! "Reveal the truth, reveal the truth, Polo reveals the truth, Polo monk reveals the truth" Gatling unlimited modulation! "The Gatling Bodhisattva opened the door directly.

"Return to the core level with the sincerity. Explode with the bomb, save people through calamities. Die for the emperor, die for the emperor, die for the king, nameless and without a name. The explosion of the sky, the explosion of the earth, the explosion of people, the hidden saint appears to the mortal." A total of [-] fusions. A trillion-weight fission. The evolution is now and in the past, and the core is an ordinary five thousand words. It controls life and death, and the number of hydrogen, helium, nitrogen, sulfur, zirconium and uranium is nine to five. Great compassion and great wishes, great sage and great mercy, Dongfeng Daojun, the Heavenly Lord of nuclear fusion and fission. Infinite nuclear fusion, fission, compression and explosion!"

"Both of you, please stop! Praise the Supreme Spirit of Nirvana, Supreme True Supreme Good, Core Fusion and Fission Heavenly Lord! I wonder if Heavenly Lord can give me some face next time? Go around him?" said a man in white.

"Confucian Yan Yan? Will you repay the money for him?" Nuclear Fission Heavenly Lord questioned.

"I'll pay it back for him!" Yan Yan said with a smile.

"Thank you very much, brother, for saving your life!"

"Bodhisattva doesn't need to be polite, just sign this."

After Gatling Bodhisattva finished signing, he discovered that there were loan agreement written in big words on it.

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(End of this chapter)