Onmyoji of the Hatake family in the Naruto world

Chapter 60: An Appointment at Qingming

"The venue is very lively today, and the atmosphere is very good, because there are many ninjas here today, so let's invite them one by one, give them applause, Thousand Hands Tobirama." Seimei said with a smile.

"Hello, hello!" Qingming said, "The main purpose of inviting you here today is to record a talk show. Next, I will ask a few questions, and I hope you will answer them seriously."

"Okay, just ask!" Tobirama said.

"Which ninjutsu are you most satisfied with?"

"Ah...the most satisfying ninjutsu...there are so many, it makes me think a hundred million times."

"Pick one."

"It's like giving birth to a child. You can't ask your mother which one you like best, right? It's hard to choose, right? After all, it will be very embarrassing, right?"

"You and your wife only have one child now." Qingming thought for a while, "Forget it, I know you have difficulty choosing. Let's change the question. Are you good at forbidden arts?"

"Very good at it! Who am I? The chief instructor of 80 forbidden arts! I can say that no one knows the forbidden arts better than me. You can even say that I am second to none. No one dares to claim to be the first in developing forbidden arts! "Tobirama said

"Really? I don't believe it! Let me ask you, are you skilled in reincarnation?"

"Um...this...although it's a forbidden technique, it requires the Samsara Eye, which I don't know how to do."

"Hey, why? Aren't you the chief instructor of 80 forbidden arts?"

"I refuse to answer that question."

"Then you can perform any wood escape!"

"I...I have something else to do, so I'll take my leave first!" After that, Tobirama used Flying Thunder God and left.

"Ah...here, audience friends, let us give a round of applause to Uzumaki Masahiko." Seimei said helplessly.

"Long time no see, long time no see." Masahiko said.

"It's true that we haven't seen each other for a long time, probably two or three months. Forget it, let's get back to the topic. Next, I will ask you a few questions. I hope you answer them seriously." Qingming said with a smile.

"Just ask." Masahiko said.

"Do you know Uzumaki Naruto?" Seimei asked.

"Who? Is there such a person in our clan? Why don't I know? I don't know much about reading, don't lie to me." How could Masahiko not know about those little Liu Bei's that Seimei wrote about Naruto, such as "Restarting the Life of Medical Ninja" ", what about "Sun at Ninja School", what about "Teacher Bai at Ninja School", oh, no, Teacher Bai is from another series.

"Then you know that there is a well named Kong in Cangshan, and an island named Feng in Songhai..."

"Wait a minute, isn't the original line of this poem about a well in Cangshan with an empty name? If you are addicted to women, you will not end up well?"

"Huh? Who did you hear that from?"

"The smallpox monk of the Temple of Fire."

"I didn't expect people from the Temple of Fire to read my book. Ahem, forget it. Let me change the question. Do you know the book Fateful Sky?"

"I've heard of it. It's said to be your work. It describes the love between brother and sister. I'll definitely read it next time."

"Then do you know the Ninja God Senju Hashirama?"

"What! You actually included him in your dirty little Liu Bei?" Masahiko realized that he had been tricked after he finished speaking, "Forget it, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first and say goodbye!"

After that, Masahiko used the shuriken substitute technique and ran away.

"Next, let us give Hatake Qianye a round of applause." Seimei said awkwardly.

"My stupid brother! Just ask, I've figured out how to answer your questions!" Qianye laughed.

"So, are you satisfied with your current job?"

"How could I be dissatisfied? I don't have to worry about anything every day. I just have a shadow clone to sit in the police department. Then I can play mahjong with peace of mind and wait until the end of the month to collect my salary. It's no surprise that I'm dissatisfied!" Qianye looked at him with a half-smile but not a smile. Qingming, seems to understand something.

"Actually, I was joking just now. The work in the police department is very hard..." Qianye was interrupted by Qingming before he could finish his sentence.

"Really? I don't believe it." Qingming laughed.

"Believe it or not."

"I believe it."

"Thank you."

"I'm just kidding."

"Ah this..."

"Back to the topic, who do you think is most likely to be the next Minister of Police?"

"I think it's my son Hatake Ren."

"why?"

"Because the original deputy minister took the initiative to apply for transfer to be the dean of the Ninja School. My son accepted it, and the other deputy minister was promoted to the director of the torture department, so it is most likely that my son will accept it." Qian Qian Ye explained it carefully.

"Ah...can I report you for using public affairs for personal gain?"

"If you report it, you may not be successful, and if you are successful, you may not get a bonus, right?"

"Ok."

"You can keep asking, as long as it doesn't involve work." Qianye said.

Qingming chuckled: "Well, please listen to the question. It is known that Newton's first law is that any object must maintain uniform linear motion or rest until an external force forces it to change its state of motion. Newton's second law is that the magnitude and effect of an object's acceleration The force is directly proportional, inversely proportional to the mass of the object, and proportional to the reciprocal of the mass of the object. The direction of acceleration is the same as the direction of the force. Newton's third law is the total force and reaction force between two interacting objects. They are equal in size and opposite in direction, acting on the same straight line. Excuse me..."

"Gudu..." Qianye swallowed nervously.

"What's the last sentence of "The King of Heaven covers the Tiger of the Earth"? Qingming asked.

"Can I refuse to answer?"

"No."

"Sorry, I suddenly remembered that I didn't hang my clothes last night. Say goodbye." After that, Qianye used the substitute technique and ran away.

"Ah this..."

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